GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

 

[Gadzooks]

huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.

A lawyer and a doctor? Soooooooo cliched.

It's like the reverse Huxtables.

 

[kevzilla]

Jeremy Guy ‏@JGuyMAC 46m

BREAKING: Bowling Green Picked To Win 2014 MAC Football Championship. Preseason Poll: http://mac-sports.com/news/2014/7/22/FB_0722144929.aspx #MACtion

Their offense is gonna be incredible this year.

Mid-major football is adorable.

 

[cstu]

leaving this here as a possible sig:

Who is the guy drawing the homoerotic comics? This stuff flies here now?

That flies, but god forbid someone read ###### (female anatomy).

 

[krista4]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

 

[YSR]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Go ahead k4. #### the haters. Enjoy the salty goodness of the sausage with the sweetness of the syrup

 

[Henry Ford]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

Women and children. Have at it.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I do prefer a waffle to a pancake. But if you bake something delicious into it, like sausage, mmmmmmm

I would looooooooove to be having brunch in Maui at this joint that does a baked pancaked with bananas in it. Takes 30 minutes. The setting is ridiculous, on the water looking at molokini and beyond. Really good, cheap cocktails too.

 

[-fish-]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

I'd need to know if Shuke considers this a sandwich

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

I hate that we live in a world where this question has to be asked.

 

[-fish-]

huh. turns out I'm dating a doctor. probably a good idea for me.

I should also probably ask questions like this earlier on.

A lawyer and a doctor? Soooooooo cliched.

It's like the reverse Huxtables.

With 50% more crazy

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

I hate that we live in a world where this question has to be asked.

thanks GM!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/07/fxxs-new-commercial-for-the-simpsons-marathon-is-one-million-percent-accurate/

You should watch this commercial.

You should eat a ####.

Not really hungry, but now that we've had pigs in a blanket chat, I might take you up on this.

 

[krista4]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

 

[YSR]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

As you can see, I've been a fan for years:

I'm trying to fight off an impending hangover and just started off my morning with what I'm lovingly referring to as a "breakfast corndog".

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

They can have my batter-dipped, deep fried wiener when they pry it from my fat greasy fingers.

 

[Frostillicus]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

I will burn this place to the ground.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

I will burn this place to the ground.

Need a light?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Ended up going with a brass cat. It seemed appropriate for many reasons.

I actually found it on Etsy, priced at $210.00, then searched around and found it on E-bay for significantly less. Looks like it was the same seller because it isn't listed on Etsy any longer. Saving money makes me happy.

never heard of esty before. Interesting. Is it on an eBay or Craigslist level on the scam meter?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

I'd need to know if Shuke considers this a sandwich

My daughter loves the fake blueberry pancake wrapped sausage "corndogs" - 2 for $1 at Kroger. Not healthy, but damn good.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In 2014, people are going to mock you for pretty much anything you do. If you're going to be mocked regardless, you might as well be mocked for doing something you actually like. Eat and drink whatever the #### you want* and tell everybody else to go to hell. Not the good hell, where all the drunks and fun people are having orgies. The crappy hell from the jokes, with the phosphorus and sulfur smells, where you only get to give the blow jobs.

* But don't be a stupid lettuce eater. Those people go to child molester hell.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

They can have my batter-dipped, deep fried wiener when they pry it from my fat greasy fingers.

Pretty much how I've always pictured you going. Multiple TVs in the room, one with 18 year olds doing porn , one with an animated adult cartoon, and one playing some movie so awful, it's great. Miller lite cans everywhere, perhaps a pile of paraphernalia. You've added a corn dog to the image but it works. You're quite old though. Makes the porn pervier.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

#### is going to get real, now.

 

[kevzilla]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

As you can see, I've been a fan for years:

I'm trying to fight off an impending hangover and just started off my morning with what I'm lovingly referring to as a "breakfast corndog".

I abjectly love those things. And YSR. But YSR didn't give me diabetes.

 

[Henry Ford]

If you don't like cornbread, you're basically a terrorist.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

#### is going to get real, now.

Eh, I've seen 7 year old girls with better palates than ol Frosto.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

#### is going to get real, now.

Eh, I've seen 7 year old girls with better palates than ol Frosto.

Thought this was Homer at first.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

#### is going to get real, now.

Eh, I've seen 7 year old girls with better palates than ol Frosto.

Thought this was Homer at first.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Henry Ford]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Do we hate all salads, lettuce on sandwiches, or just lettuce in general? Is spinach ok?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just ate some homemade slow cooked pot roast. Nary a pancake or leaf of lettuce to be found

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Do we hate all salads, lettuce on sandwiches, or just lettuce in general?

I like lettuce on a BLT.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Just ate some homemade slow cooked pot roast. Nary a pancake or leaf of lettuce to be found

taters and carrots? then it counts as a vegetable

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

loofah?

 

[BigJohn]

Need a ruling on pigs in blankets. I understand that pancakes are for children, but what if wrapped around sausage? Am at a pancake house so this is rather urgent.

No as to pancakes. Yes as to mini hot dogs wrapped in pillsbury pastry dough and cooked.

So no, as to your current situation.

:(

Get those pancakes and sausages into your belly.

I haven't had them in a long, long, time but this. In my early 20's I once bought a case of pigs in a blanket in the corn dog format, like on a stick yo, from a restaurant supply place. There were many happy stoner nights.

I suppose in this crazy world we live in adults are no longer allowed to eat corn dogs, either. :(

Now, that's just stupid. I'll clean out a six'er with a bottle of mustard in one hand.

 

[krista4]

In 2014, people are going to mock you for pretty much anything you do. If you're going to be mocked regardless, you might as well be mocked for doing something you actually like. Eat and drink whatever the #### you want* and tell everybody else to go to hell. Not the good hell, where all the drunks and fun people are having orgies. The crappy hell from the jokes, with the phosphorus and sulfur smells, where you only get to give the blow jobs.

* But don't be a stupid lettuce eater. Those people go to child molester hell.

Not sure if it was mentioned, but on Sunday during beerhole I had the chicken and corn waffles with salsa for brunch. I did this mostly to spite GM.

Corn waffle was underwhelming to be honest...was hoping for more of a corn bread taste to it.

Corn bread is horrible.

#### is going to get real, now.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Sammy3469]

Had a sausage stuffed with curry mustard, all wrapped in soft pretzel dough on my Lufthansa flight Monday. Managed to swipe the 2 year olds, so I had double the pleasure. Best economy class airplane food ever.

 

[Osaurus]

I can eat a salad every day of the week.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I can eat a salad every day of the week.

Weren't we talking about delicious pancake/sausage corndogs???

These are delicious fake blueberry flavor

 

[Henry Ford]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

loofah?

I think that's the hard thing that looks and feels like a petrified sponge.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

pouf

 

[Henry Ford]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

pouf

Seriously?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

pouf

Seriously?

maybe

 

[Henry Ford]

You know that thing women use instead of a washcloth? It looks like a Koosh ball? What is that called?

pouf

Seriously?

maybe

But it looks so helpful. How can I justify washing my ####s with something called a pouf?

 

[YSR]

Pretty excited about our Bills this year, Aaron.