GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

That Wonder Years sister seemed a little too hippy-ish for me. I always thought they should've had Paul Pfeiffer lose his virginity to her, would've been a nice touch.

Olivia D'abo was hot as balls.

And I THINK she even showed some bosom in a horrendous movie where she played a lesbian. I don't recall the name of the movie, but I watched the whole damn thing anticipating her disrobing.

 

[Gadzooks]

GM> Bridgit Mendler is the girl from "Good Luck Charlie". Look her up, some of the finest 21 year old skin you'll ever see.

oh, i'm familiar....

I'm in luff.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

 

[General Malaise]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

 

[krista4]

K4=lunch tease.

I have to drop the computer off tomorrow morning, then thought Mr. krista and I would look around Burien, Des Moines, Gig Harbor, other(?) areas a bit before I pick it up sometime in the afternoon. Can you do lunch tomorrow? We're going to hike before coming down there, so I apologize in advance for the way we'll look. Will Gig Harbor even let me across the border if my hair isn't perfectly coiffed and I'm wearing muddy hiking boots?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Camp? Vacation? Divorce?

My boys were spent last week at an overnight camp while my wife played drug mule to Frosty. It was a long and lonely week with just me and Hazel. Loved my time with her for sure as we bonded quite a bit, buy my god, was I ever ready for my wife to come back home and relieve me. She's more work than both boys put together.

They're at my parents for two weeks, then Mrs. IB's parents for two.

Not sure what to do with all my new-found free time.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Mine are gone for three more weeks. So far it's mostly just been getting stoned and walking around the house naked for me.

If only GM would send his wife with some cookies.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

school in early August? that's a thing?

 

[charvik]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

school in early August? that's a thing?

Because of all the snow days...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

School for our kids starts in exactly four weeks. Right when they get back.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

school in early August? that's a thing?

Because of all the snow days...

In Phoenix?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That Wonder Years sister seemed a little too hippy-ish for me. I always thought they should've had Paul Pfeiffer lose his virginity to her, would've been a nice touch.

Olivia D'abo was hot as balls.

I asked her to prom. She turned me down. Actually actually true. I think she was boning some 30 year old dude

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

school in early August? that's a thing?

Because of all the snow days...

In Phoenix?

Pretty sure that was the joke.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That Wonder Years sister seemed a little too hippy-ish for me. I always thought they should've had Paul Pfeiffer lose his virginity to her, would've been a nice touch.

Olivia D'abo was hot as balls.

And I THINK she even showed some bosom in a horrendous movie where she played a lesbian. I don't recall the name of the movie, but I watched the whole damn thing anticipating her disrobing.

she did some soft core junk later on, I stumbled across it in a hotel room in Houston in 1990. Also actually true

 

[General Malaise]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Mine are gone for three more weeks. So far it's mostly just been getting stoned and walking around the house naked for me.

If only GM would send his wife with some cookies.

And my meat.

 

[BobbyLayne]

My 15 year old is working for our company this summer, and I took all the interns out to lunch today. I told them we could go anywhere. They chose Buffalo Wild Wings Times Square.

I think I'm going to short BWLD.

 

[charvik]

Do none of your kids go to school? Ours starts back next week.

school in early August? that's a thing?

Because of all the snow days...

In Phoenix?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[krista4]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Camp? Vacation? Divorce?

My boys were spent last week at an overnight camp while my wife played drug mule to Frosty. It was a long and lonely week with just me and Hazel. Loved my time with her for sure as we bonded quite a bit, buy my god, was I ever ready for my wife to come back home and relieve me. She's more work than both boys put together.

They're at my parents for two weeks, then Mrs. IB's parents for two.

Not sure what to do with all my new-found free time.

If I were you, I'd spend the time with my wife, if you know what I mean. Mrs. IB is smoking hot.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My kids are gone for four weeks. Four.

Camp? Vacation? Divorce?

My boys were spent last week at an overnight camp while my wife played drug mule to Frosty. It was a long and lonely week with just me and Hazel. Loved my time with her for sure as we bonded quite a bit, buy my god, was I ever ready for my wife to come back home and relieve me. She's more work than both boys put together.

They're at my parents for two weeks, then Mrs. IB's parents for two.

Not sure what to do with all my new-found free time.

If I were you, I'd spend the time with my wife, if you know what I mean. Mrs. IB is smoking hot.

Hadn't thought of that.

Could still go for some of GM's cookies, too.

He can keep his meat.

 

[El Floppo]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

 

[El Floppo]

My 15 year old is working for our company this summer, and I took all the interns out to lunch today. I told them we could go anywhere. They chose Buffalo Wild Wings Times Square.

I think I'm going to short BWLD.

lol. kids do the darnedesting things.

how're the wings?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Since we're on "nanny-sex-chat", anyone besides Homer watch that Disney show "Jessie"? How do we feel about her? She's a horrible actress but somedays I want to make love to her in an elevator and other days I just want to push her down an open elevator shaft.

I think the one to keep an eye on is the blonde girl on there. Cute kid with a chance of being a stunning adult in a couple of years.

Some wisdom in here...

Not sure why, but that blonde doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its the character she plays or maybe its just the undeveloped breasts. However, the older sister on "Good Luck Charlie"..........WHOA!!!!! She's just amazing and she might be in my top 5 right now with Anna Kendrick, Pepper, Rachel McAdams and the older sister from Alf.

You too, huh? I made a lot of sweet love to her back in the day. Also, the older sister from Wonder Years.

<_<

 

[Osaurus]

Someone needs to start running the GMTAN FBG Hangout again. Anther cyber casualty that could have been avoided.

 

[General Malaise]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I could enjoy a few Kari stories. Go on...

 

[charvik]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

 

[Osaurus]

Pretty much watched Remote Control just to see her and her lack of panty lines (wink wink)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I never watched Remote Control before though so I just Googled her. Pass.

 

[Ignoramus]

UeckerChat activated

Sure beats EuchreChat. Effin' Hooooooooosiers.

 

[Ignoramus]

Adrian Peterson tweeted this a few days ago. Pretty sure he meant to put it on his Myspace page.

I heard an ad for Myspace on the radio the other day. And I wasn't even driving the Delorean that day.

 

[Thorn]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

MOTION to hold next cornhole in whatever city el floppo y senorita la floppa reside

 

[charvik]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I never watched Remote Control before though so I just Googled her. Pass.

I haven't watched it either, but:

she drinks a little bit.

 

[Thorn]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I never watched Remote Control before though so I just Googled her. Pass.

YOUR FACE IS A PASS

 

[-fish-]

K4=lunch tease.

I have to drop the computer off tomorrow morning, then thought Mr. krista and I would look around Burien, Des Moines, Gig Harbor, other(?) areas a bit before I pick it up sometime in the afternoon. Can you do lunch tomorrow? We're going to hike before coming down there, so I apologize in advance for the way we'll look. Will Gig Harbor even let me across the border if my hair isn't perfectly coiffed and I'm wearing muddy hiking boots?

I'll be in Seattle tomorrow, so lunch isn't sounding good. If you can change from muddy hiking boots to running shoes and pretend you were doing hot yoga, you'll be ok in Gig Harbor.

If you're there in the late afternoon/early evening, have dinner at JW. They open at 4.

 

[General Malaise]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I never watched Remote Control before though so I just Googled her. Pass.

You are nuts.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

 

[Ignoramus]

I've been at work for 1.5 hrs. Just realized that my shirt is on inside out.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

Congratulations on having as many dates as I've had with Olivia D'Abo?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

Furley is probably getting pretty sick of all your 'look at me' posts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I never watched Remote Control before though so I just Googled her. Pass.

You are nuts.

duh

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been at work for 1.5 hrs. Just realized that my shirt is on inside out.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Adrian Peterson tweeted this a few days ago. Pretty sure he meant to put it on his Myspace page.

I heard an ad for Myspace on the radio the other day. And I wasn't even driving the Delorean that day.

If that dress was any shorter, even GM would be able to hit that hole.

 

[El Floppo]

hottest chick on tv from those days was Kari Wuhrer on Remote Control (actually true)

Man, you and I share a brain. LOVED her. Best thing about the movie Anaconda.

the wife's best friend is an actress... came into town recently for some kind of fan-appreciation convention/thing and flew in and roomed with Kari. she drinks a little bit.

I could enjoy a few Kari stories. Go on...

wife met them for breakfast one day at the hotel before the fan stuff. she wandered in still drunk from the night before. I guess she had been sober for a long while previous to this trip and fell off hte wagon in a big way.

also apparently very me-me-me actress type. wife and the other actress are best friends and hadn't seen eachother in almost a year- Kari wouldn't let them alone to chat and genuinely catch up. even walking down the street, apparently.

then the three of them came over to our place and made sweet, sweet love to me.

I might have misremembered one of those things.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been banging an old broad for quite awhile now. If I'm going to be fantasizing, I want people to think that she might be my daughter.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Better. I feel validated now. Thx ####ers!!

 

[General Malaise]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

I couldn't tell if that was actually actually true or just actually true. You went to HS with her?

 

[charvik]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

I prefer Olivia over that other chick... just didn't want to add to the pain of getting shot down GB...

 

[YSR]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

I didn't really think that you were serious. I just thought it was like when I sent Chris Gardocki a Christmas card and wanted him to be my boyfriend when I was in the 8th grade.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Nothing? I get shot down by Olivia d'abo to go to prom and I get nothing? F you guys. It still stings all these years later.

I couldn't tell if that was actually actually true or just actually true. You went to HS with her?

Yep. She was a few grades behind me. She had just done Conan and and I swung for the fences. And struck out. :( . Man she was hot!! Pretty sure she was banging some 30 year old dude from the movie set.