GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[YSR]

I think a lot of changes are made between the pilot and season 1. Wasn't Maya Rudolph in 30 Rock initially?

Yeah, I guess this just hit me because I was pretty young when the show was on so I was wondering if there was a whole season where he was called "Teddy" and when the change was made. Always loved it and am revisiting on Netflix Instant stream. The living room is different, too. Same kitchen and upstairs though.

I'm watching the Cosby Show pilot and interestingly enough (to me, anyway), Malcolm-Jamal Warner's character started off being called Teddy versus Theo.

and IIRD, there's no Sondra.

Oooh, you're right! At one point, an exasperated Claire asks Cliff, "Why do we have 4 children?". Totally missed that.

 

[JaxBill]

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I really don't want to know what the coupon was for.

 

[YSR]

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I really don't want to know what the coupon was for.

GM's fantasy league?

 

[Drifter]

Sitting on the plane next to a hotel who smells l like a girl I hooked up with a couple times over 20 years ago. Takes me right back. The sense of smell is an amazing thing

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Sitting on the plane next to a hotel who smells l like a girl I hooked up with a couple times over 20 years ago. Takes me right back. The sense of smell is an amazing thing

Go on.:unzips:ETA: Your post was a little bit St8ds-ish but i think i got what you meant.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Sitting on the plane next to a hotel who smells l like a girl I hooked up with a couple times over 20 years ago. Takes me right back. The sense of smell is an amazing thing

Go on.:unzips:

Is this an OCD thing, because you only have to wash it once.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

they let a hotel on the plane? what a country.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know I'm Hippling here, but that was a damn sweet story SLB. I almost cried.

Thanks GB, you too Fred. Cal has always been a funny, smart, sweet & loving kid. He just has this issue that he hates as much as we do.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last night Mrs. SLB was taking off my boxer briefs when they slipped out of her fingers creating a rubberband effect with the elastic that hitting me right in the left nut. Man it hurt. Talk about a mood killer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

 

[Disco Stu]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

And internal or external massage?

 

[RudiStein]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Yes.What does the massage have to do with anything?

 

[Disco Stu]

Enjoy GBBB. May his touch be firm, yet tender.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

Gal.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

Gal.

Not only is it not gay, it's super awesome.

 

[urbanhack]

tap

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

they let a hotel on the plane? what a country.

F'n auto-complete.

 

[Incogneto]

Page 2 WTF?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last night Mrs. SLB was taking off my boxer briefs when they slipped out of her fingers creating a rubberband effect with the elastic that hitting me right in the left nut. Man it hurt. Talk about a mood killer.

True storyI don't know. Funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to me in a while. Probably no coincidence that I have been sober for the same length of time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That last dude was flying.

 

[RudiStein]

Last night Mrs. SLB was taking off my boxer briefs when they slipped out of her fingers creating a rubberband effect with the elastic that hitting me right in the left nut. Man it hurt. Talk about a mood killer.

True storyI don't know. Funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to me in a while. Probably no coincidence that I have been sober for the same length of time.

I like how she made it look like an accident.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm watching the Cosby Show pilot and interestingly enough (to me, anyway), Malcolm-Jamal Warner's character started off being called Teddy versus Theo.

Wiki tells me it's only in the pilot. Oh well.

I find this interesting. I don't know why.

Like that episode when Doc Leo finds out Teddy has some weed and then acts like all black people don't smoke pot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last night Mrs. SLB was taking off my boxer briefs when they slipped out of her fingers creating a rubberband effect with the elastic that hitting me right in the left nut. Man it hurt. Talk about a mood killer.

True storyI don't know. Funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to me in a while. Probably no coincidence that I have been sober for the same length of time.

I like how she made it look like an accident.

 

[RudiStein]

I'm watching the Cosby Show pilot and interestingly enough (to me, anyway), Malcolm-Jamal Warner's character started off being called Teddy versus Theo.

Wiki tells me it's only in the pilot. Oh well.

I find this interesting. I don't know why.

Like that episode when Doc Leo finds out Teddy has some weed and then acts like all black people don't smoke pot.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

The camel was toying with him though.

 

[RudiStein]

He really busted his hump trying to beat those guys.

 

[Early_10]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

Back or balls?

 

[eoMMan]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

Back or balls?

Oriental, swedish, or other?

 

[Mr.Pack]

they let a hotel on the plane? what a country.

Was thinking something along these lines too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Getting a massage today. Gay or not gay?

Guy or Gal masseuse?

Back or balls?

please

 

[RudiStein]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

 

[Early_10]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

Me either. Interested.

 

[Early_10]

What do you think it means to have a weight scales at a strip club?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

The place I go to is $45 an hour + tip. I probably go every 4-6 weeks or so. I would get one every day if I could. They are awesome.

 

[RudiStein]

What do you think it means to have a weight scales at a strip club?

Some girls charge by the pound (kilogram)?

 

[Tiny Dancer]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

I've only had one and it was like $100 or something. I had a chubby the whole time and it was embarrassing.

 

[RudiStein]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

I've only had one and it was like $100 or something. I had a chubby the whole time and it was embarrassing.

Could you have paid more for a thin girl?

 

[bostonfred]

Massage envy, elements, and a couple other places are opening up franchises for massage that are really cheap - maybe $39 or $49 for 55 minutes - for the first one, but that''s the "member rate". After that, they charge you the non-member price that's more like 59 or 69 (not bad either) or you can sign up for a monthly massage billed to your card at the member rate. These are usually people who just recently got their licenses, or sometimes people who need supplemental work.

At a spa, it'll usually be 80+ for 55 minutes.

 

[urbanhack]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

standard rate is usually $1 per minute.$60 for an hour massage is pretty typical.

 

[urbanhack]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

I've only had one and it was like $100 or something. I had a chubby the whole time and it was embarrassing.

I didn't realize Scoob raised his rates.

 

[bostonfred]

I've never had the issue myself, but I asked about it, because I think awkwardness is funny. Accidental wood is apparently something they cover in massage school. Official policy is not to notice the wood, or make any mention that might make the owner of the wood uncomfortable. However, if they mention it or seem to shift around to hide it, the therapist is supposed to assure you that this is a natural result of the contact and blood flow and not your fault. As a word to the wise, if you plan to ask about it, I'd recommend waiting until the end of the massage. It's kind of like telling the waitress you hate this restaurant.

 

[scoobygang]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

I've only had one and it was like $100 or something. I had a chubby the whole time and it was embarrassing.

I didn't realize Scoob raised his rates.

Body hair surcharge.

 

[Tiny Dancer]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

I've only had one and it was like $100 or something. I had a chubby the whole time and it was embarrassing.

I didn't realize Scoob raised his rates.

The $100 includes a free cup of freshly brewed tea.

 

[eoMMan]

Speaking of massages, I've always thought it was weird for dudes to get one done at the poker table. It's just odd to see someone playing cards while they are oohing and ahhing to some chick kneading their back.

 

[urbanhack]

Speaking of massages, I've always thought it was weird for dudes to get one done at the poker table. It's just odd to see someone playing cards while they are oohing and ahhing to some chick kneading their back.

I get it done while playing Pai Gow.

 

[Gadzooks]

I've never had a professional massage. What do they cost? Legit massages not taffy pulls.

I've only had one and it was like $100 or something. I had a chubby the whole time and it was embarrassing.

Could you have paid more for a thin girl?

I'm easily amused.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Speaking of massages, I've always thought it was weird for dudes to get one done at the poker table. It's just odd to see someone playing cards while they are oohing and ahhing to some chick kneading their back.

this is what it's like to play poker with Clayton

 

[Gadzooks]

I've never had the issue myself,

Liar.

Accidental wood

It's never accidental with me. It happens easily and too frequently, but its never accidental.

 

[Early_10]

What do you think it means to have a weight scales at a strip club?

Some girls charge by the pound (kilogram)?

No, one of those two sided table scales. I assumed it was for the cocaine.