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Is that Ned Ryerson guy serious in the "my kid was injured at camp" thread?
I think so. Reminds me of the kid that blasted herself in the face with the air horn a couple of years back and the poster wanting to sue the store. :lmao: Any one remember who the poster was?
:lmao: That was awesome.
Found it.http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=647180
:lmao: SOOOOOO awesome that it's DrJ...he's such a friggin tool.

:lmao:

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Rover wanted to quit the boards so he gave his account to Truck. I think he lasted a month or so.

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
amen

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
My link

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
I've gotten two I think. I called _4_ a dbag for one and for the other I commented that I would like to go on a Yayo/sex binge with one of the Olsen twins. I think they were even 18 by then so that one didn't make a lot of sense for me.

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
I've gotten two I think. I called _4_ a dbag for one and for the other I commented that I would like to go on a Yayo/sex binge with one of the Olsen twins. I think they were even 18 by then so that one didn't make a lot of sense for me.
I only got one, I made some joke based on this Family Guy bit:

Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie. Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois. Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that ###### is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here." Brian: We didn't have sex. Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled. Brian: You're exaggerating. Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
Exactly. And the one here has some pretty good stuff on tap including Lagunitas and Union Jack. Not to mention the fact that they can show up to 18 sporting events on 50 different TVs.

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Some have been quite warranted. Like circumventing the language filter to use colorful metaphors to tell someone to go have intercourse with the person who gripped and ripped at their birth.

Some uses of the scientific term 7th graders use for the female anatomy (rhymes with dawngina).

Lots of stuff related to religion. I know there was one about jeebus having multiple orgasms (as it related to the second coming).

I've had some pretty ridiculous ones, though, too.

Sideshow Bob once got suspended for being, "An alias of a suspended poster", even though Bob Sacamano had been off suspension for a week or so. I was just too lazy log out and then log back in.

In a thread about characteristics of the ideal woman, I once said Homer just wanted a spinner, regardless of age. Got over a year for that iirc.

I think my favorite was responding to Andy Dufresne's accusation that I was a racist with, "Yes, I hate you stupid crackers," and getting clipped. :mellow:

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
I want to snuggle you so hard right now.

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
This is some bull####. Who doesn't like guru?

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.

So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....

I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
Exactly. And the one here has some pretty good stuff on tap including Lagunitas and Union Jack. Not to mention the fact that they can show up to 18 sporting events on 50 different TVs.
Lagunitas Lil Something Something on tap at the one by my office. That is a high quality beer. And some months, a tall can be had for $4.95 during happy hour. I'm down with that.

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Some have been quite warranted. Like circumventing the language filter to use colorful metaphors to tell someone to go have intercourse with the person who gripped and ripped at their birth.

Some uses of the scientific term 7th graders use for the female anatomy (rhymes with dawngina).

Lots of stuff related to religion. I know there was one about jeebus having multiple orgasms (as it related to the second coming).

I've had some pretty ridiculous ones, though, too.

Sideshow Bob once got suspended for being, "An alias of a suspended poster", even though Bob Sacamano had been off suspension for a week or so. I was just too lazy log out and then log back in.

In a thread about characteristics of the ideal woman, I once said Homer just wanted a spinner, regardless of age. Got over a year for that iirc.

I think my favorite was responding to Andy Dufresne's accusation that I was a racist with, "Yes, I hate you stupid crackers," and getting clipped. :mellow:
I feel like they aren't as random or rampant now as they used to be, but perhaps that is because I don't venture out of this place too much.

However, in 2008, Sarah Palin was the cause for numerous GM bans. Also, don't make any jokes about the coming of the lord resembling snowfall. :oldunsure:

 
Wondering where BW2 ranks in the pantheon of chain restaurants for people now. Please compare to Applebee's, Olive Garden, Red Slobster, Chili's, etc. TIA
I wouldn't eat at either one of the above, and went to BWW for the first time during the WC this summer. It was a nice place, with plenty of TVs, they had cold beer, and service even when they were slammed was fast. The "food" was appalling, but I also didn't expect much.So in conclusion, I would rank them above all the others based on number of TVs.
Okay, here goes.....I really don't get all the hate for Buffalo Wild Wings.

I know it's super cool to be all 'this place sucks' and 'my gosh I'd never eat at a chain restaurant', etc.....so I'll keep it real.

You're eating chicken wings ffs. You know what butchers did with chicken wings 25-30 years ago? they threw those ####ers out. And then one day, a bar owner said you know what? I bet these drunk ####### idiots will pay me money for chicken scraps if I fry them up and put some sauce on them. And guess what? he was right.

20 years ago when I went to college (yeah, I'm old, I get it), the bars by my college had wing night. 10 ####### cents a wing or 3 dollars all you can eat. You know why? This is not ####### gourmet food here, it's a ####### fried chicken wing.

So now, flash forward to today and there are lots of wing joints - here in Houston I can rattle off 5-10 different places within 5 miles of my home, easy.

When you go to Buffalo Wild wings are you expecting ####### duck orange with maybe some fois gras, and a nice sourbet to clense the pallet between courses? No, you're ####### getting chicken wings.

As a family of 5 what BWW offers that most places cannot are dinners that each family member likes pretty much - when we're in the mood for wings or similar.

Their beer is cold, their wait staff is friendly, and now they have these super awesome game units so the kids can play games at the table while I'm watching a game or talking to my wife. And after all is said and done, my family has had a meal, I've had 2-3 adult beverages, everyone is satisfied, and the total bill comes out to less than 75-80 bucks on average. Win/Win.

The difference is BWW doesn't pretend like Red Lobster to be treating you to some succulent, fresh out of the Maine waters fresh lobster and then deliver a steaming pile of ####. They don't tease you with gourmet delicacies found in mama's kitchen from Northern Italy and then throw out some mass salad and breadsticks with crap pasta.

No, they have beer, fried chicken wings and a reasonable price and they deliver.

:thumbup: to BWW. There you go. Ostracize me if you will, I'm not well liked around most parts anyway.
Remind to like this when I have more likes

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Some have been quite warranted. Like circumventing the language filter to use colorful metaphors to tell someone to go have intercourse with the person who gripped and ripped at their birth.

Some uses of the scientific term 7th graders use for the female anatomy (rhymes with dawngina).

Lots of stuff related to religion. I know there was one about jeebus having multiple orgasms (as it related to the second coming).

I've had some pretty ridiculous ones, though, too.

Sideshow Bob once got suspended for being, "An alias of a suspended poster", even though Bob Sacamano had been off suspension for a week or so. I was just too lazy log out and then log back in.

In a thread about characteristics of the ideal woman, I once said Homer just wanted a spinner, regardless of age. Got over a year for that iirc.

I think my favorite was responding to Andy Dufresne's accusation that I was a racist with, "Yes, I hate you stupid crackers," and getting clipped. :mellow:
I feel like they aren't as random or rampant now as they used to be, but perhaps that is because I don't venture out of this place too much.

However, in 2008, Sarah Palin was the cause for numerous GM bans. Also, don't make any jokes about the coming of the lord resembling snowfall. :oldunsure:
1000% this

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Some have been quite warranted. Like circumventing the language filter to use colorful metaphors to tell someone to go have intercourse with the person who gripped and ripped at their birth.

Some uses of the scientific term 7th graders use for the female anatomy (rhymes with dawngina).

Lots of stuff related to religion. I know there was one about jeebus having multiple orgasms (as it related to the second coming).

I've had some pretty ridiculous ones, though, too.

Sideshow Bob once got suspended for being, "An alias of a suspended poster", even though Bob Sacamano had been off suspension for a week or so. I was just too lazy log out and then log back in.

In a thread about characteristics of the ideal woman, I once said Homer just wanted a spinner, regardless of age. Got over a year for that iirc.

I think my favorite was responding to Andy Dufresne's accusation that I was a racist with, "Yes, I hate you stupid crackers," and getting clipped. :mellow:
I once got 3 months for saying "that's pretty funny" about a comment that smoo made that got him suspended four years earlier.

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Some have been quite warranted. Like circumventing the language filter to use colorful metaphors to tell someone to go have intercourse with the person who gripped and ripped at their birth.

Some uses of the scientific term 7th graders use for the female anatomy (rhymes with dawngina).

Lots of stuff related to religion. I know there was one about jeebus having multiple orgasms (as it related to the second coming).

I've had some pretty ridiculous ones, though, too.

Sideshow Bob once got suspended for being, "An alias of a suspended poster", even though Bob Sacamano had been off suspension for a week or so. I was just too lazy log out and then log back in.

In a thread about characteristics of the ideal woman, I once said Homer just wanted a spinner, regardless of age. Got over a year for that iirc.

I think my favorite was responding to Andy Dufresne's accusation that I was a racist with, "Yes, I hate you stupid crackers," and getting clipped. :mellow:
This post will probably get you clipped for a few years once Joe finds it, probably in an off month for boat sales.

 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Some have been quite warranted. Like circumventing the language filter to use colorful metaphors to tell someone to go have intercourse with the person who gripped and ripped at their birth.

Some uses of the scientific term 7th graders use for the female anatomy (rhymes with dawngina).

Lots of stuff related to religion. I know there was one about jeebus having multiple orgasms (as it related to the second coming).

I've had some pretty ridiculous ones, though, too.

Sideshow Bob once got suspended for being, "An alias of a suspended poster", even though Bob Sacamano had been off suspension for a week or so. I was just too lazy log out and then log back in.

In a thread about characteristics of the ideal woman, I once said Homer just wanted a spinner, regardless of age. Got over a year for that iirc.

I think my favorite was responding to Andy Dufresne's accusation that I was a racist with, "Yes, I hate you stupid crackers," and getting clipped. :mellow:
I once got 3 months for saying "that's pretty funny" about a comment that smoo made that got him suspended four years earlier.
That's pretty funny.
 
for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?
Mcbokonon got nailed for being less than delicate in referencing the beauty of Walter Payton's daughter, who was well above 18. 3 years and I don't even know if it's over yet.

 
I probably should've gotten clipped several times and, if I had been more famous around this board, surely would have. I said some mean #### to people without being provoked to people who didn't deserve it. A few did IMO, but they are/were known #####.

One was someone well known who posts mostly in a thread that rhymes with "ACC Basketball" who has had about fifty different screen names banned and who wished another poster would've died in a hurricane that killed some folks in the SE.

Which brings me to furley's post. I don't think of krista as "a girl who needs protecting" or whatever. That post from mini-Zippy came from so far out of nowhere. There was no point-of-reference, just weird vitriol. Hence my "wtf?" post. I have no doubt krista could burn down whoever she needed/wanted to.

If furley had come out of nowhere like that to SLB or cos or whoever, I'd have done the same thing.

 
I got 3 months once for saying some not very nice things in a drunken rage about a particularly annoying poster, and then my alias got whacked for 3 years for being "a known alias of a suspended poster." Yet my alias #2 was never touched.

 
I probably should've gotten clipped several times and, if I had been more famous around this board, surely would have. I said some mean #### to people without being provoked to people who didn't deserve it. A few did IMO, but they are/were known #####.

One was someone well known who posts mostly in a thread that rhymes with "ACC Basketball" who has had about fifty different screen names banned and who wished another poster would've died in a hurricane that killed some folks in the SE.
This is the exact guy I got banned for.

 
I probably should've gotten clipped several times and, if I had been more famous around this board, surely would have. I said some mean #### to people without being provoked to people who didn't deserve it. A few did IMO, but they are/were known #####.

One was someone well known who posts mostly in a thread that rhymes with "ACC Basketball" who has had about fifty different screen names banned and who wished another poster would've died in a hurricane that killed some folks in the SE.
This is the exact guy I got banned for.
I've banned that guy often.

 
I probably should've gotten clipped several times and, if I had been more famous around this board, surely would have. I said some mean #### to people without being provoked to people who didn't deserve it. A few did IMO, but they are/were known #####.

One was someone well known who posts mostly in a thread that rhymes with "ACC Basketball" who has had about fifty different screen names banned and who wished another poster would've died in a hurricane that killed some folks in the SE.
This is the exact guy I got banned for.
I've banned that guy often.
iBan him into Bolivian. Even the other Duke guys don't like him.

 
I feel like they aren't as random or rampant now as they used to be, but perhaps that is because I don't venture out of this place too much.

However, in 2008, Sarah Palin was the cause for numerous GM bans. Also, don't make any jokes about the coming of the lord resembling snowfall. :oldunsure:
1000% this
Yeah, times have changed a lot. My time out tracking calendar used to have like ten usernames on it that were on temporary suspensions. As of two weeks ago it has zero. There are a few usernames that were permanently banned back in the day, though.

 
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Truck, not sure on the avatar. I think thongs are a no-go in general, but not sure if that rule applies to animated Marge Simpson.

 
My thoughts on BDubs.

Wings are pretty hard to screw up, and their wings are fine in a pinch. But when I go into a local tavern and order some wings (and this has happened once or twice in my life) I can literally say with 100% certainty that they have NEVER been worse than BDubs. I've been to places that BAKE the wings and they're still better than BDubs.

If I were jonesing for some wingy, it would be the last place I'd go. Besides Hooters, of course.

 

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