GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

I took the boys to Dave & Buster's for lunch a couple of hours of video games today. Great time, I haven't been there in at least 10 years, D&B's makes Brunswick Zone look like the old Snack Shack I used to frequent as a lad.

We're having a good time when I see this game called Dark Escape and it's in 4D!! Me being an idiot, I ignore any of the warnings and they boys and me sit down. Here's the game, starts off creepy to say the least. That should have been a very clear sign this game was above their age but we trudge on. Then the game starts with a zombie popping up, remember this is in 3D while simultaneously fans blow on you and the seat vibrates and shakes. Calvin yells OH F****!!! while Dyl screams and they both tear out of the both. I've never seen them move so fast in their lives.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pretty excited for this "The Quest" tv show.

Was it any good? I recorded it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Pretty excited for this "The Quest" tv show.

Was it any good? I recorded it.

It was terrible. I loved it.

 

[-fish-]

I need email addresses for league signup. PM me or post here if you want. I have SLB, Guster, Shuke, GM, YSR, FDAS, Abe already

chargers.suck@gmail.com

 

[Tiger Fan]

I need email addresses for league signup. PM me or post here if you want. I have SLB, Guster, Shuke, GM, YSR, FDAS, Abe already

chargers.suck@gmail.com

schtick?

 

[Tecumseh]

SLB/da raiders team?

Sorry GB, I'm taken.

Didn't we have 14 last year?

Yep.

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids

Tecumseh, come up with a new team name.

Oof.

 

[-fish-]

I need email addresses for league signup. PM me or post here if you want. I have SLB, Guster, Shuke, GM, YSR, FDAS, Abe already

chargers.suck@gmail.com

schtick?

Nope. That's my email.

 

[-fish-]

Seeing Guardians of the Galaxy with Roverkid. Stoked.

 

[cosjobs]

1. Tiger Fan/whoever was with me last year if they want back in
2. Abe/Ignoramus
3. Fish
4. Frosty/Homer
5. GM/Kev
6. Krista/IB
7. Guster/Zooks
8. Thorn
9. UH/partner?

10. Shuke/partner?

11. Uni/Stu

Did I miss anyone? If not, need one more

lol. I really have no clout in this thread. actually true.

Back of the bus, junior.

At least its an extremely short walk

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I need email addresses for league signup. PM me or post here if you want. I have SLB, Guster, Shuke, GM, YSR, FDAS, Abe already

3putter at the gee mails

 

[Tecumseh]

chrisrc13@gmail.com

 

[cosjobs]

Octogator related

Good lord know...so absurd. Didn't these people get the whacky-goofy movie phase out of their system with Leprechaun like the rest of us?

What do you mean " like the rest of us"?

Grown ups, Abe....grown ups.

casa de grown up looks like a glass house for the guy throwing stones while misspelling "no".

A better burn would be pointing out that I watch the Bachelorette, but mocking my spelling is good too.

Hard to pick just one thing when at a quality smorgasbord

 

[cosjobs]

Homer I say with go with Cumminer Rye for our team name.

That's the spirit!

"spirit," get it?

At least someone understands me.

I'm looking into getting a Distiller's license here before everyone realizes how freaking simple and and easy it is to make boatloads.

Mind if I steal that name? I'll send you a few pints.

 

[Ignoramus]

If you like to make Manhattans you should buy yourself a jar of Luxardo cherries. Holy cow, these things are tasty.

 

[Frostillicus]

If you like to make Manhattans you should buy yourself a jar of Luxardo cherries. Holy cow, these things are tasty.

Are they better than kalamata olives?

 

[Ignoramus]

I need email addresses for league signup. PM me or post here if you want. I have SLB, Guster, Shuke, GM, YSR, FDAS, Abe already

chargers.suck@gmail.com

schtick?

Nope. That's my email.

Rules

 

[Ignoramus]

If you like to make Manhattans you should buy yourself a jar of Luxardo cherries. Holy cow, these things are tasty.

Are they better than kalamata olives?

Check your local cherry bar.

 

[BobbyLayne]

SLB/da raiders team?

Sorry GB, I'm taken.

Didn't we have 14 last year?

Yep.

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids

Tecumseh, come up with a new team name.

Oof.

El Floppo and I are going with New York Dolls

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Idiotboxer at the gmails

 

[Idiot Boxer]

San Antonio/Austin Jim-Tanners. My former comedy club partner is going to be coming to your town as the new traffic reporter/morning show host.

Prepare to either love her or hate her.

 

[bentley]

San Antonio/Austin Jim-Tanners. My former comedy club partner is going to be coming to your town as the new traffic reporter/morning show host.

Prepare to either love her or hate her.

Thanks for the very specific information. Is it San Antonio or Austin (they're two separate media markets)? Radio or TV? Which channel? At least you let us know she was a chick.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Same person reports traffic for two major cities?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

San Antonio/Austin Jim-Tanners. My former comedy club partner is going to be coming to your town as the new traffic reporter/morning show host.

Prepare to either love her or hate her.

Thanks for the very specific information. Is it San Antonio or Austin (they're two separate media markets)? Radio or TV? Which channel? At least you let us know she was a chick.

San Antonio. TV. Don't know what channel.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Homer I say with go with Cumminer Rye for our team name.

That's the spirit!

"spirit," get it?

At least someone understands me.

I'm looking into getting a Distiller's license here before everyone realizes how freaking simple and and easy it is to make boatloads.Mind if I steal that name? I'll send you a few pints.

Pints of cash?

 

[cosjobs]

Homer I say with go with Cumminer Rye for our team name.

That's the spirit!

"spirit," get it?

At least someone understands me.

I'm looking into getting a Distiller's license here before everyone realizes how freaking simple and and easy it is to make boatloads.Mind if I steal that name? I'll send you a few pints.

Pints of cash?

nickels

 

[shuke]

10. UH/Shuke/binky/lambskin/Otis

Fixed.

 

[Tiger Fan]

10. UH/Shuke/binky/lambskin/Otis

Fixed.

 

[shuke]

Haven't really confirmed that with anyone but just saw a pm from binky.

MEGATEAM

 

[cosjobs]

Listening to The Hold Steady. Sometimes, this band sounds really good and then other days, this band sounds like Kings of Leon thrown in a blender.

Big fan. I always feel like drinking a lot of whiskey when I listen to them.

You have to listen to them through a PA in western Massachusetts.

Thanks for the tip, Norman Rockwell

(P.S. PA <> WMA.)

 

[cosjobs]

1. Tiger Fan/FDAS

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish/strykerpks

4. Frosty/Homer

5. GM/Kev

6. Krista/IB

7. Guster/Zooks

8. Thorn/Rude

9. El Floppo/Bobby Lane

10. UH/Shuke

11. YSR/Annyong

12. Uni/Stu

13. SLB/Tecumsuh

14. daRaiders/cos

 

[shuke]

I don't get how people don't find Julia Roberts attractive.

 

[cosjobs]

I need email addresses for league signup. PM me or post here if you want. I have SLB, Guster, Shuke, GM, YSR, FDAS, Abe already

chargers.suck@gmail.com

schtick?

Nope. That's my email.

confirmed

 

[cosjobs]

I don't get how people don't find Julia Roberts attractive.

I don't get how ####### clueless you are sometimes.

 

[shuke]

lolwut

 

[cosjobs]

I think I may be too drunk for this crowd

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Wow.

 

[cosjobs]

If you can watch Pope of Greenwich Village, Runaway Train, or The CocaCola Kid and not be incited to plow that ### you must be a h0m0

 

[cosjobs]

Wow.

I blame you

 

[Gene Sackman]

In the movie Titanic, at the end when that old horny chick throws the jewel in the ocean, I just cant help to think what a waste it was. She could of sold it and given the money to charity, help hungry children or something..

Grinds my gears.

 

[shuke]

If you can watch Pope of Greenwich Village, Runaway Train, or The CocaCola Kid and not be incited to plow that ### you must be a h0m0

Read my post again.

 

[cosjobs]

If you can watch Pope of Greenwich Village, Runaway Train, or The CocaCola Kid and not be incited to plow that ### you must be a h0m0

Read my post again.

Julia Roberts makes me hard if I think I thought of her three weeks ago

 

[krista4]

In the movie Titanic, at the end when that old horny chick throws the jewel in the ocean, I just cant help to think what a waste it was. She could of sold it and given the money to charity, help hungry children or something..

Grinds my gears.

Not a fan of this shtick.

If this is AE, I was just fine with you, though.

 

[cosjobs]

If I was Tanner, substituting Julia with her brother Eric would have been classic schtick; I get, "re-read my post."

I guess I'm doing it wrong

 

[shuke]

No idea what's going on in here.

 

[Gene Sackman]

In the movie Titanic, at the end when that old horny chick throws the jewel in the ocean, I just cant help to think what a waste it was. She could of sold it and given the money to charity, help hungry children or something..

Grinds my gears.

Not a fan of this shtick.

If this is AE, I was just fine with you, though.

I thought this was a thread about nothing..

And you are fine with me?

 

[cosjobs]

In the movie Titanic, at the end when that old horny chick throws the jewel in the ocean, I just cant help to think what a waste it was. She could of sold it and given the money to charity, help hungry children or something..

Grinds my gears.

Not a fan of this shtick.

If this is AE, I was just fine with you, though.

I thought this was a thread about nothing..

And you are fine with me?

Is this Arctic Edge?

 

[Thorn]

No idea what's going on in here.

Saying Julia Roberts is hot makes cos defend Darryl Hannah? Or something?

 

[joffer]

Never understand how you guys guess aliases. It's freakish.

 

[cosjobs]

Never understand how you guys guess aliases. It's freakish.

Almost as unfathomable as living within five miles of Uncle Cos and never having a drink with him

 

[cosjobs]

I'm going to go drink more and hope I am more comprehensible upon my return

I love you all.

Except Tanner.