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We are having a heated debate about cucumbers vs pickles. Apparently at the farmers market they were selling little cucumbers and calling them pickles. My wife says there is a 'pickle' plant you can buy and plant. I'm of the opinion that they are all cucumbers until they are pickled.

Can you tightly call a vegetable a 'pickle' if it's has not undergone the process of pickling?

 
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mr roboto said:
We are having a heated debate about cucumbers vs pickles. Apparently at the farmers market they were selling little cucumbers and calling them pickles. My wife says there is a 'pickle' plant you can buy and plant. I'm of the opinion that they are all cucumbers until they are pickled.

Can you tightly call a vegetable a 'pickle' if it's has not undergone the process of pickling?
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Your wife is dumb.

 
Frostillicus said:
mr roboto said:
We are having a heated debate about cucumbers vs pickles. Apparently at the farmers market they were selling little cucumbers and calling them pickles. My wife says there is a 'pickle' plant you can buy and plant. I'm of the opinion that they are all cucumbers until they are pickled.

Can you tightly call a vegetable a 'pickle' if it's has not undergone the process of pickling?
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Your wife is dumb.
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Thanks. I'll let her know.
 
4 beers and 3/4 bottle of 2 buck Chuck. Finished last episode of GoT S4 4 and had sex. Now I'm at a loss of what to do with the buzz.

 
Day 8!

Went to the bar with a friendo today. Normally that would call for several cigarettes. Didn't have a single one. Tomorrow is softball, and that's going to be the big test, but at this point I've come so far I don't see myself throwing it away.

 
I almost ran over Rob Halford in a parking lot once. It was back in '94 when he was touring as the frontman of Fight. Luckily, I'm a better driver than Tony Stewart and was able to swerve out of the way when he ran in front of me.
 
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Glenn, KK and Ian drank heavily with us in the lobby of the Four Seasons in San Antonio. They could not have been nicer. Working-class blokes from Birmingham who knew how lucky they were.

Rob was upstairs, umm, entertaining

 
I am in a rental car in estes park. Yesterday a local did no see me and entered the roadway across three lanes of traffic and ran into me. I was honking, slowing down, and veering to the shoulder to avoid her but she hit me broadside. Not that hard and no injuries, but because Mt challenger rental is an expensive unibody, the damages and repair time could be 9costly. Per usual, I refused the insurance at the rental counter. I have decent collision policy with apostate and used my discover card, so I should be well covered, especially since the cops came, she said it was. Her fault and received a citation for reckless droning. I hear horror stories of hoe customers get screwdriver when the rental agency hits them with. Lost time of being able to rent the car at 250 a day? I admit that a man of my advanced years should be concerned about renting a challenger, but I think its about the best looking American car last year and wanted to drive one. I always slip the rental agent a few bucks and see if they offer me anything without an upchage. Hence the challenger.

PA I am typing this on my kindle afterindulging in all that is illegal in Colorado. I can kind of make out the keyboard, but the results of my typing are way too small for me to see, much less proof. Typing Errors may exist.

 
cosjobs said:
I am in a rental car in estes park. Yesterday a local did no see me and entered the roadway across three lanes of traffic and ran into me. I was honking, slowing down, and veering to the shoulder to avoid her but she hit me broadside. Not that hard and no injuries, but because Mt challenger rental is an expensive unibody, the damages and repair time could be 9costly. Per usual, I refused the insurance at the rental counter. I have decent collision policy with apostate and used my discover card, so I should be well covered, especially since the cops came, she said it was. Her fault and received a citation for reckless droning. I hear horror stories of hoe customers get screwdriver when the rental agency hits them with. Lost time of being able to rent the car at 250 a day? I admit that a man of my advanced years should be concerned about renting a challenger, but I think its about the best looking American car last year and wanted to drive one. I always slip the rental agent a few bucks and see if they offer me anything without an upchage. Hence the challenger.

PA I am typing this on my kindle afterindulging in all that is illegal in Colorado. I can kind of make out the keyboard, but the results of my typing are way too small for me to see, much less proof. Typing Errors may exist.
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:lmao:

 
Gonna go have my car checked out. Leaking either oil or brake fluid. Can't tell which one. Yay.

ETA: Axle leak....hooray....could have been worse, but a $288 hit.

 
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I haven't talked to cos in a few weeks an every time I think to send him a text, I read a post like the one above and think Better of it for the moment.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
cosjobs said:
I am in a rental car in estes park. Yesterday a local did no see me and entered the roadway across three lanes of traffic and ran into me. I was honking, slowing down, and veering to the shoulder to avoid her but she hit me broadside. Not that hard and no injuries, but because Mt challenger rental is an expensive unibody, the damages and repair time could be 9costly. Per usual, I refused the insurance at the rental counter. I have decent collision policy with apostate and used my discover card, so I should be well covered, especially since the cops came, she said it was. Her fault and received a citation for reckless droning. I hear horror stories of hoe customers get screwdriver when the rental agency hits them with. Lost time of being able to rent the car at 250 a day? I admit that a man of my advanced years should be concerned about renting a challenger, but I think its about the best looking American car last year and wanted to drive one. I always slip the rental agent a few bucks and see if they offer me anything without an upchage. Hence the challenger.

PA I am typing this on my kindle afterindulging in all that is illegal in Colorado. I can kind of make out the keyboard, but the results of my typing are way too small for me to see, much less proof. Typing Errors may exist.
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