GM's thread about nothing (62 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

no speech, just an eight ounce glass of fine California wine shot in my kid's playroom

http://youtu.be/o7fk6OJWYoE

Thorn'd it

Typical.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Seriously, her ### makes me horny.

So when does the zoomable "security cam" go up?

 

[Disco Stu]

Pretty terrible attempt

Good to have you back sir.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I will be in LA in October.

I will be in LA in September.

9/12-9/15 for me and looking for recommendations on where to go and the like.

 

[Abraham]

They just found a spot for my 4 year old in the pre-school we wanted.

Oh wait, my little girl is big enough to have to go to school. :(

Seriously, I didn't expect to have this reaction.

 

[Disco Stu]

Are we sure GM and Chip Kelly aren't the same person?

https://twitter.com/dhm/status/502101646256898050/photo/1

 

[Gadzooks]

They just found a spot for my 4 year old in the pre-school we wanted.

Oh wait, my little girl is big enough to have to go to school. :(

Seriously, I didn't expect to have this reaction.

They grow up fast, but don't worry, she's still not quite on Homer's radar.

 

[Plorfu]

They just found a spot for my 4 year old in the pre-school we wanted.

Oh wait, my little girl is big enough to have to go to school. :(

Seriously, I didn't expect to have this reaction.

They grow up fast, but don't worry, she's still not quite on Homer's radar.

How about now?

 

[El Floppo]

They just found a spot for my 4 year old in the pre-school we wanted.

Oh wait, my little girl is big enough to have to go to school. :(

Seriously, I didn't expect to have this reaction.

crazy how that partnering of emotions happens.

I looked at my 3yo daughter the other day and was momentarily astonished that she knew how to speak and express herself (and wouldn't shut up).

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

no speech, just an eight ounce glass of fine California wine shot in my kid's playroom

http://youtu.be/o7fk6OJWYoE

"this video is private"

WTMF

 

[El Floppo]

Interesting... I noticed a news story about a grandma shooting her grandkid, after she had essentially barricaded herself into her bedroom while sleeping and fired on him when she heard somebody trying to open her bedroom door.

Figured the usual THIS... no... THAT groups would be jumping all over that here in the FFA. Must be football season.

The End.

 

[krista4]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

God I would love to!!! There'll be 2 other guys with me and didn't you move to the pacific coast? . How would we get back to the city if we swined it up on Saturday? Right now the loose plan is fly in sat morning chill, have dinner somewhere fun, be football idiots on Sunday and fly back on Monday afternoon

Not at the coast, just on the water. There is a ferry that would drop you right in the heart of downtown. Might not be a good time to do it, though.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

 

[Josie Maran]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

I'm saying keys are the odds on favorite, but I like cord covers at 3-1. Good value.

 

[Drifter]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

God I would love to!!! There'll be 2 other guys with me and didn't you move to the pacific coast? . How would we get back to the city if we swined it up on Saturday? Right now the loose plan is fly in sat morning chill, have dinner somewhere fun, be football idiots on Sunday and fly back on Monday afternoon

Not at the coast, just on the water. There is a ferry that would drop you right in the heart of downtown. Might not be a good time to do it, though.

Considering it will be drizzly, foggy and damp in early November or the fact that there will only be 8 hours of daylight?

 

[Abraham]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

I'm saying keys are the odds on favorite, but I like cord covers at 3-1. Good value.

Gravel. Loading that #### and then unloading and spreading it are the suck. Easy to "forget" that one.

 

[Annyong]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

I'm saying keys are the odds on favorite, but I like cord covers at 3-1. Good value.

If thats the order he used then he will forget the keys, unless he walks by the key maker guy and is reminded. then he will forget the cord covers.

 

[krista4]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

God I would love to!!! There'll be 2 other guys with me and didn't you move to the pacific coast? . How would we get back to the city if we swined it up on Saturday? Right now the loose plan is fly in sat morning chill, have dinner somewhere fun, be football idiots on Sunday and fly back on Monday afternoon

Not at the coast, just on the water. There is a ferry that would drop you right in the heart of downtown. Might not be a good time to do it, though.

Considering it will be drizzly, foggy and damp in early November or the fact that there will only be 8 hours of daylight?

I was thinking more because it involved not just inviting strangers (Da Raiders) to the house but strangers and their friends. But sure, let's use one of those other ones instead, so as not to hurt his feelings or anything.

 

[krista4]

I'm going with the cord covers crowd on this.

Least likely to forget is paint, because he allegedly took paint with him to get it matched, though it's 50/50 that he forgot that paint downstairs or will forget it in the car.

 

[UOFI_316]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

I'm saying keys are the odds on favorite, but I like cord covers at 3-1. Good value.

If thats the order he used then he will forget the keys, unless he walks by the key maker guy and is reminded. then he will forget the cord covers.

He will drop off the key to make the copy, go get the other things, and leave the store forgetting to go back and pick up the keys because he has to go the outside garden center to get the gravel.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

God I would love to!!! There'll be 2 other guys with me and didn't you move to the pacific coast? . How would we get back to the city if we swined it up on Saturday? Right now the loose plan is fly in sat morning chill, have dinner somewhere fun, be football idiots on Sunday and fly back on Monday afternoon

Not at the coast, just on the water. There is a ferry that would drop you right in the heart of downtown. Might not be a good time to do it, though.

Considering it will be drizzly, foggy and damp in early November or the fact that there will only be 8 hours of daylight?

Sounds perfect for my Irish ginger self. Maybe we can meet for lunch, drinks, dinner?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

God I would love to!!! There'll be 2 other guys with me and didn't you move to the pacific coast? . How would we get back to the city if we swined it up on Saturday? Right now the loose plan is fly in sat morning chill, have dinner somewhere fun, be football idiots on Sunday and fly back on Monday afternoon

Not at the coast, just on the water. There is a ferry that would drop you right in the heart of downtown. Might not be a good time to do it, though.

Considering it will be drizzly, foggy and damp in early November or the fact that there will only be 8 hours of daylight?

I was thinking more because it involved not just inviting strangers (Da Raiders) to the house but strangers and their friends. But sure, let's use one of those other ones instead, so as not to hurt his feelings or anything.

 

[El Floppo]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

hopefully it will be your lack of faith.

and if so, have him learn me how to forget it instead of all the other #### my wife lists for me to do that I don't do.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'll go with Keys, because getting a service done instead of picking up an actual physical item, it's easy to lose that in the shuffle.

 

[Gene Sackman]

Pretty terrible attempt

Holy crap!!! How many people did you whack after those shots..?

 

[heckmanm]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

How is he supposed to know which city that will be? That's 3 months away!

 

[Josie Maran]

"Franny, did somebody bet me how many washcloths I could fit in my butt or did I do this just for fun? Doesn't matter. SEVENTEEN!!!"

Later: "Ugh, it is filthy in here. If only I had a...oh wait, here's one. And another! Look at that, I'm like a Clorox Wipes dispenser."

 

[GroveDiesel]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

Do you people not have phones? Here's how literally every single shopping trip I make goes as I'm heading out the door:

Mrs. GD: Don't forget to get A, B, and L.

GD: You know I'll never remember everything. Just text me the list.

Mrs.GD: OK. Done.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Of course, she'll also text me 3 more things as I'm walking back to the car after checking out and I'll be forced to lie and say that I was already driving instead of turning around and getting napkins or whatever.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Of course, she'll also text me 3 more things as I'm walking back to the car after checking out and I'll be forced to lie and say that I was already driving instead of turning around and getting napkins or whatever.

My wife has incredible timing with this.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

Do you people not have phones?Here's how literally every single shopping trip I make goes as I'm heading out the door:

Mrs. GD: Don't forget to get A, B, and L.

GD: You know I'll never remember everything. Just text me the list.

Mrs.GD: OK. Done.

Yeah, we've already been over this. Lists of any sort--paper, text, etc.--don't help.

 

[General Malaise]

I'll have a drink with you guys.

I am also in for some drinking. It's me, my daughter and my MIL here in my house tonight. Wife gone until Thursday. My MIL got here back when Fergesun, MO was a peaceful little suburb and Robin Williams was still available for Mrs. Doubtfire II.

Drinking? Oh....I'm just waiting for the liquor to trickle down my throat in droves and waves.

Man, Ferguson has me bummed out. As Nelly so eloquently put it "Man, what do you know about the Lou?". "St. Louis" is a conglomerate of cities that you wouldn't even realize you are going through one or another without signs telling you so. There are not "white" cities and "black" cities. Well, there are a 2-3 really rich cities that I expect are all white but I wouldn't know, they don't let me in there.

My entire life, at least where I lived and hung around, everything was always somewhat diverse. I've had black neighbors my entire life, even now in the middle of nowhere. My drunk point is, there isn't some grand racial divide amongst most of us. We get it. I've been in the blackest of black neighborhoods, on my own, and have never felt threatened. It was quote the opposite. So just remember that when you see the images on teh TV. I've always known that you are shown what they want to see in regards to the the media, but this is a huge eye opener.

Really sucks that the city you love is going through this and for that, I'm sorry. It's a city I'd like to come visit as an adult one day. I was there as a kid and loved it.

 

[General Malaise]

There are over 40 new or first-year teachers in our district and school starts tomorrow. One of them apparently thinks sending me emails telling me things are "high priority!!" and she "needs it for the first day" Is the acceptable way to solve her tech issues, when the real issue is her (also new) principal put her in a room without a projector and turned the room next door (had a projector bolted to the ceiling, electric service run to the ceiling, and all the cabling in place) into a ####### "motor-room".

I think I'm going to make her cry in front of her class tomorrow unless I wake up in a better mood. I couldn't help her even if I wanted to since the electrician would need to wire her room and securely bolt the mounting plate to the ceiling, but now I think she needs to understand that maybe, just maybe, making sure the whole district has student schedules loaded and can login and take attendance is a tad more important than her not being able to make it through a day without showing a video.Also, we'll review the big button labelled "technology work order" on her desktop, which puts her issue in the queue for her school tech and me both to see. I can't wait to see what first-year teacher replaces her next year.

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

#### you right in the neck, buddy.

I would throttle your bandwidth so hard it would take that stupid cat a month to jump out of those pillows.

I actually feel for our tech guys. I am constantly amazed (not sure why really) at just how bad most teachers are when it comes to tech stuff.

How bad are they? I'm asking for a friend...

 

[Osaurus]

I am at carmax...exciting huh?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are over 40 new or first-year teachers in our district and school starts tomorrow. One of them apparently thinks sending me emails telling me things are "high priority!!" and she "needs it for the first day" Is the acceptable way to solve her tech issues, when the real issue is her (also new) principal put her in a room without a projector and turned the room next door (had a projector bolted to the ceiling, electric service run to the ceiling, and all the cabling in place) into a ####### "motor-room".

I think I'm going to make her cry in front of her class tomorrow unless I wake up in a better mood. I couldn't help her even if I wanted to since the electrician would need to wire her room and securely bolt the mounting plate to the ceiling, but now I think she needs to understand that maybe, just maybe, making sure the whole district has student schedules loaded and can login and take attendance is a tad more important than her not being able to make it through a day without showing a video.Also, we'll review the big button labelled "technology work order" on her desktop, which puts her issue in the queue for her school tech and me both to see. I can't wait to see what first-year teacher replaces her next year.

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

#### you right in the neck, buddy.

I would throttle your bandwidth so hard it would take that stupid cat a month to jump out of those pillows.

I actually feel for our tech guys. I am constantly amazed (not sure why really) at just how bad most teachers are when it comes to tech stuff.

How bad are they? I'm asking for a friend...

I actually shouldn't have said "most". But enough to make me shake my head.

 

[Osaurus]

The music here is 80s pop of the awful variety. Irene Cara with What a Feeling makes my pants tight though (the movie, not her).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The music here is 80s pop of the awful variety. Irene Cara with What a Feeling makes my pants tight though (the movie, not her).

The part where she's fooled into doing porn and starts to cry?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mr. krista just left for Lowe's to get: paint, gravel, cord covers, keys made. I'm trying to guess which of these four things he will forget. Maybe I should set up a poll.

Do you people not have phones?Here's how literally every single shopping trip I make goes as I'm heading out the door:

Mrs. GD: Don't forget to get A, B, and L.

GD: You know I'll never remember everything. Just text me the list.

Mrs.GD: OK. Done.

Yeah, we've already been over this. Lists of any sort--paper, text, etc.--don't help.

I bet he's doing it to #### with you.

 

[-fish-]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

 

[El Floppo]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

that makes no sense.

(that people still use iphones)

 

[Gadzooks]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

God I hope Knuckles has an Iphone and is currently cursing you for not returning her texts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty terrible attempt

Good to have you back sir.

Thanks GB. I may or may not have good or bad news tomorrow.

 

[Frostillicus]

Pretty terrible attempt

Good to have you back sir.

Thanks GB. I may or may not have good or bad news tomorrow.

I vote for good.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

They have to send them via Netlfix.

 

[El Floppo]

Pretty terrible attempt

Good to have you back sir.

Thanks GB. I may or may not have good or bad news tomorrow.

I vote for good.

I demand good.

SLB deserves it.

 

[General Malaise]

The music here is 80s pop of the awful variety. Irene Cara with What a Feeling makes my pants tight though (the movie, not her).

The part where she's fooled into doing porn and starts to cry?

Really? I might have to go watch this now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks GB's.

Dylan got in trouble at school yesterday in science class. It seems they were talking about mass and the teacher had sheet on the overhead explaining it. When she wasn't looking, he covered up the "m". She realized what happened when the rest of class burst out in laughter.

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks GB's.

Dylan got in trouble at school yesterday in science class. It seems they were talking about mass and the teacher had sheet on the overhead explaining it. When she wasn't looking, he covered up the "m". She realized what happened when the rest of class burst out in laughter.

DNA test NOT needed.

 

[El Floppo]

LOOK AT ME MY KID CAN SPELL



whitey problems.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

my daughter has an iphone and is able to text me on my new LG G3. HTH.