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belljr said:
I think I'm done with the internet..

people posting names like I'm supposed to know who the #### they are.

people posting youtube videos like I'm supposed to know who the #### they are.

people have way too much ####### time on their hands...

I'm moving to a mountain imo
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:bye:

 
I would like to post a draft thread in which participants are encouraged to match a charity with an unfortunately designed challenge. Something like the HIV dirty needle challenge. Rud, this gonna fly? TIA

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
DA RAIDERS said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
DA RAIDERS said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
HEY RUSTYLICIOUS:

Question: We were all issued iPads this year (we're an Apple district already). But we cannot download apps. We have whatever comes standard on the iPad plus our attendance app.

What is the reasoning behind this? Are there things we can get through the App store that can destroy the network? Is it a bandwidth thing?

I'll stay on the line but not listen.
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Does this mean me? How the hell would I know this? I don't think so but I'm pretty much like GM when it comes to technology except way better but still not all fancy.
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Sorry for the confusion.
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It wasn't confusing
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Shhh...I'm trying to be nice.

Hey, you know what would go good with your marinated skirt steak and Tecate? Lime. And a KTLA televised car chase. And an In-n-Out animal style combo. And a 6.0 earthquake that nobody blinks an eye at. And KROQ. And the impossibility of taking surface streets for more than 2 miles. And hot chicks.
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Way ahead of you. I also added in some tramp stamped whores, a sig alert, a drought alert, and I ran into dr drew the other night, actually true. And I'm in the OC, I have my double double, animal style, protein style, again, actually true.
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Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla hosting Loveline (circa 1995) was probably the pinnacle of American call-in radio. I will die on that hill.
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Run-ins with C List Celebrities, Vol. I: Circa 1997 a couple of guys I worked with and I were really into Loveline, and one of them heard Dr. Drew and Adam were going to be broadcasting a show from the Merchandise Mart, which was just across the river from our office. Somehow he convinced them to agree to allow the three of us to be in the studio while they were broadcasting, so we showed up and hung out there while the show was going on, and during commercials we chatted with Dr. Drew and Adam. After the show, we walked around the Loop looking for a place for a drink and eventually just walked them back their hotel and had a drink with them there (IIRC Drew didn't have any booze).

Both very nice guys. Both very tall.

 
Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Oh and whether you like his music or not Dave Grohl is pretty cool.
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Dave Grohl sure showed her.
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Fourth-hand Run-Ins with B (A?) List Celebrities, Vol. I: Mr. krista's friend who recorded that kind of famous Nirvana record doesn't much like Nirvana or Foo Fighters but thinks Dave Grohl is one of the greatest guys in the world. Apparently when this person's former band played its last show, they destroyed their instruments at the end, and Kurt Cobain was there and kept a portion of this person's guitar neck. Earlier this year Grohl was visiting Chicago and brought the guitar neck back to the guy. They spent a couple of days roaming Chicago together, and he confirmed that Grohl is indeed the greatest guy ever.

 
Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
HEY RUSTYLICIOUS:

Question: We were all issued iPads this year (we're an Apple district already). But we cannot download apps. We have whatever comes standard on the iPad plus our attendance app.

What is the reasoning behind this? Are there things we can get through the App store that can destroy the network? Is it a bandwidth thing?

I'll stay on the line but not listen.
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Does this mean me? How the hell would I know this? I don't think so but I'm pretty much like GM when it comes to technology except way better but still not all fancy.
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I think they are just being dickmittens.

There are some apps that will circumvent your proxy servers like Open Door, but I don't know why you would limit the staff to such a degree. We tried being really open to what kids could do on student iPads and have had to tighten up things tremendously because they couldn't handle the freedom.

 
So we're pretty close to running out of 8th grade text books. As department chair it is my job to make sure we have enough books. My numbers were accurate to within 2-3 books. But somebody above my pay grade didn't give us the right numbers (how many 8th graders we will have) back in May.

It's getting to the point where I am pulling out books that I have set aside due to damaged covers, graffiti etc and cleaning them up so I can send them home.

Today I open this book and right inside the front cover, in Sharpie, it says "Sabrina Bridges has huge [boobs]". And then underneath (in smaller, ballpoint writing) it says "no [crap]".

It takes me a minute but I finally remember who Sabrina was and I cannot argue with either statement.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So we're pretty close to running out of 8th grade text books. As department chair it is my job to make sure we have enough books. My numbers were accurate to within 2-3 books. But somebody above my pay grade didn't give us the right numbers (how many 8th graders we will have) back in May.

It's getting to the point where I am pulling out books that I have set aside due to damaged covers, graffiti etc and cleaning them up so I can send them home.

Today I open this book and right inside the front cover, in Sharpie, it says "Sabrina Bridges has huge [boobs]". And then underneath (in smaller, ballpoint writing) it says "no [crap]".

It takes me a minute but I finally remember who Sabrina was and I cannot argue with either statement.
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You don't have math at your grade level?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So we're pretty close to running out of 8th grade text books. As department chair it is my job to make sure we have enough books. My numbers were accurate to within 2-3 books. But somebody above my pay grade didn't give us the right numbers (how many 8th graders we will have) back in May.

It's getting to the point where I am pulling out books that I have set aside due to damaged covers, graffiti etc and cleaning them up so I can send them home.

Today I open this book and right inside the front cover, in Sharpie, it says "Sabrina Bridges has huge [boobs]". And then underneath (in smaller, ballpoint writing) it says "no [crap]".

It takes me a minute but I finally remember who Sabrina was and I cannot argue with either statement.
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Facebook request sent!

(I found about a dozen Sabrina Bridges so I just sent requests to all of them.....cast a wide net)

 
Gadzooks said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So we're pretty close to running out of 8th grade text books. As department chair it is my job to make sure we have enough books. My numbers were accurate to within 2-3 books. But somebody above my pay grade didn't give us the right numbers (how many 8th graders we will have) back in May.

It's getting to the point where I am pulling out books that I have set aside due to damaged covers, graffiti etc and cleaning them up so I can send them home.

Today I open this book and right inside the front cover, in Sharpie, it says "Sabrina Bridges has huge [boobs]". And then underneath (in smaller, ballpoint writing) it says "no [crap]".

It takes me a minute but I finally remember who Sabrina was and I cannot argue with either statement.
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Facebook request sent!

(I found about a dozen Sabrina Bridges so I just sent requests to all of them.....cast a wide net)
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Sorry, guy. The names have be changed to protect the busty.

(although she would be in her early 20s now)

 
Abraham said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So we're pretty close to running out of 8th grade text books. As department chair it is my job to make sure we have enough books. My numbers were accurate to within 2-3 books. But somebody above my pay grade didn't give us the right numbers (how many 8th graders we will have) back in May.

It's getting to the point where I am pulling out books that I have set aside due to damaged covers, graffiti etc and cleaning them up so I can send them home.

Today I open this book and right inside the front cover, in Sharpie, it says "Sabrina Bridges has huge [boobs]". And then underneath (in smaller, ballpoint writing) it says "no [crap]".

It takes me a minute but I finally remember who Sabrina was and I cannot argue with either statement.
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You don't have math at your grade level?
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There are always a couple of books floating around that are hard to pinpoint....the library, the after school "homework club", the resource classroom, the Opportunity class, and the handful of kids that don't bring their book back until we have gone home for the summer.

 
And I should point out that one of the reasons that the numbers we got from the officer were off is that we had an extraordinary amount of kids register over the summer (some as late as just a week ago). I think we usually plan for a 3% increase. It was something closer to 8%.

But once they saw it was going to be above 3% they should have notified those of us in charge of books that we were probably going to have to order more.

 
Currently being held hostage in my own home...I mean waiting for U-verse/cable guy to show up. Supposed to be here between 4-8PM best coast time. He's got a little more than an hour.

 
General Malaise said:
Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz....two of the best Simpson characters of all time.
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Apu: "Quite a donnybrook, eh Mr. Burns?"

Burns: "Why, I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for 113 rounds! Back then, of course, if the fight lasted less than 50 rounds, we demanded our nickel back."

 
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