GM's thread about nothing (6 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

 

[Drifter]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

Sure it is. Happy People. Moppets. Miss. Those are all Impisms. GB the dude for all his issues, he has a recognizable written voice.

Scale of 1-100: How sure are you that is it is Imp/Doug?

99

 

[-fish-]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

Sure it is. Happy People. Moppets. Miss. Those are all Impisms. GB the dude for all his issues, he has a recognizable written voice.

Scale of 1-100: How sure are you that is it is Imp/Doug?

99

Got it.

 

[-fish-]

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

Furley

I'm drunk and dense.

bluemagic = ?

dsp/some other terrible alias

Cos had it above. Impasaurus

that ain't imp.

Sure it is. Happy People. Moppets. Miss. Those are all Impisms. GB the dude for all his issues, he has a recognizable written voice.

Scale of 1-100: How sure are you that is it is Imp/Doug?

99

117

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

 

[-fish-]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

 

[Josie Maran]

:crickets:

Sup.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

 

[-fish-]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

hmmm...paycut to live in bako? no thanks.

 

[strykerpks]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

I could do that. But I have common sense.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Hi happy people!!!

I get confused when I see this alias now. I know it but I still always thing "Damn, he's back"

It doesn't matter what name I decide to use; that's the usual thought.

I was trying to set up the joke for someone else. Thanks, hoss.

Oh, I can go away again...because that's what I do.

who are you?Serious question

 

[-fish-]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

hmmm...paycut to live in bako? no thanks.

its worth looking at just for all the pictures of her boyfriend kissing her on the cheek while she looks in another direction.

 

[Josie Maran]

My drunken card-counting skills are quite rusty, as it turns out. I can do it easily sober, but that's no fun.

Nothing is fun if it's easy except for everything because then you win.

Thank you!

In Top Gun one of the homoerotic foils says "It wouldn't be any fun if they just fell over with their legs in the air." I remember even as a f'n 12 year old thinking "F### YEAH IT WOULD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Screw that "overcoming obstacles" bull####...gimme legs in the air and counted cards all day long.

 

[-fish-]

My drunken card-counting skills are quite rusty, as it turns out. I can do it easily sober, but that's no fun.

Nothing is fun if it's easy except for everything because then you win.

Thank you!

In Top Gun one of the homoerotic foils says "It wouldn't be any fun if they just fell over with their legs in the air." I remember even as a f'n 12 year old thinking "F### YEAH IT WOULD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Screw that "overcoming obstacles" bull####...gimme legs in the air and counted cards all day long.

you'd like the doctor

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

I could do that. But I have common sense.

How much would it take you to sell your soul?

 

[cosjobs]

You guys are a bad influence.

We are the ebola of bad influenza

 

[-fish-]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

I could do that. But I have common sense.

How much would it take you to sell your soul?

my link

 

[strykerpks]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

I could do that. But I have common sense.

How much would it take you to sell your soul?

100k sounds good. Social work positions for my wife?

 

[Ignoramus]

Gambling story :

My boss is 6' 7 and probably 280 at least. Told me this story today. Last time he was in Vegas he ended up at a blackjack table with Andrew Bynum. Boss is a big spurs fan and never ending #### talker. Apparently Bynum was at the $25 table and playing bad. He stayed on 16 when the dealer showed 10. So my boss said to him, "the next time you do that, Kobe is going to #### your wife." Tension builds. A few minutes later Bynum gets 16 again against a face card and my boss tells him "if you mess this up again, I guarantee you will blow out your knee again."

Fight.

Security.

Thrown out.

Like a Boss.

 

[Ignoramus]

I also lost $1000 in about 13 minutes at the Golden Gate once. If it wasn't money I hadn't just won at Superbowl squares and if I wasn't blind drunk, I probably would have been more angry about it.

Playing what?

Blackjack.

It's a little foggy but I had won about $700 at Craps there the night before and had just won about another $400 at Superbowl squares. I was sitting with my buddy at the GG and he was losing horribly and I was winning. I went up maybe $200 or so in a few minutes. After my buddy cursed the GG, the dealer, her children, her parents and everybody within 20' he stormed off. I started play 2-3 hands each and kep winning. Of course, I got confident and soon those 2-3 hands were $100 each. I thought I was treading water but before long (likely 30 minutes) I was out of chips.

Ouch.

My best ever run at craps was there. Keep in mind I am a very low-roller. Wife and I and a friend were there one night. I was trying to be smart and "budget" myself. So after a terrible run at 21. I had like $18 in chips left. I got up from the 21 table and saw my friend having a hell of a time at the $5 craps table. I jumped in next to him and threw down my pitiful stack.

I think I walked after about an hour with like $300. I know it isn't a crazy amount but considering I was playing $5 with some odds and no more than a couple of buy bets. Oh and some hard ways.

But the best part of it is that everybody at the table was having the time of their lives.

Somehow my friend and I started calling out what we needed in "football speak". If the point was 4 we would yell out "Emmitt Smith!". If it was 9 we'd yell out "Urlacher!" Not that it really worked but numbers were hitting like crazy.

At one point the guy with the dice looked at me and said "what do you want?" I told him "hard 9!" The whole table said "wtf". I shrugged and said "OK, easy 9". SOB rolls a 9.

There is nothing more glorious than a hot crap

Dentist?

 

[heckmanm]

"Esmae" -- The Black Tibetans

(song starts about :28)

What sucks it they don't have full vids on youtube. If you dig it check them out on Spotify. "Be With You" is pretty slick.

Oh and I want to hug the bass player a lot.

This.

Wait - how many strings on a bass?

 

[heckmanm]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

I could do that. But I have common sense.

How much would it take you to sell your soul?

my link

also

 

[heckmanm]

GB of mine got tickets for KISS as a b-day gift from his kids. Those old geezers still put on a pretty good show

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GB of mine got tickets for KISS as a b-day gift from his kids. Those old geezers still put on a pretty good show

What's your rank?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Vegas is hard

 

[YSR]

I've had some dreams about a coworker in the last couple of weeks. I attribute them to hormones, as in the light of day, I'm not interested in this guy at all. But the dreams have kept me from interacting with him in my normal manner because I have such guilt about having the dreams in the fist place and on a weird level feel like I'm flirting if I cut up with him like we normally do.

I've also been up since about 2:30 (Tanner> hey) and might be a little punchy, hence the oversharing. Carry on with your Saturdays, gents.

 

[UniAlias]

Abe's boss sounds like a jerk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've had some dreams about a coworker in the last couple of weeks. I attribute them to hormones, as in the light of day, I'm not interested in this guy at all. But the dreams have kept me from interacting with him in my normal manner because I have such guilt about having the dreams in the fist place and on a weird level feel like I'm flirting if I cut up with him like we normally do.

I've also been up since about 2:30 (Tanner> hey) and might be a little punchy, hence the oversharing. Carry on with your Saturdays, gents.

hey...wait, what?

 

[YSR]

I've had some dreams about a coworker in the last couple of weeks. I attribute them to hormones, as in the light of day, I'm not interested in this guy at all. But the dreams have kept me from interacting with him in my normal manner because I have such guilt about having the dreams in the fist place and on a weird level feel like I'm flirting if I cut up with him like we normally do.I've also been up since about 2:30 (Tanner> hey) and might be a little punchy, hence the oversharing. Carry on with your Saturdays, gents.

hey...wait, what?

We texted.

Crap. I think?

 

[mr roboto]

Can you sext in your sleep?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've had some dreams about a coworker in the last couple of weeks. I attribute them to hormones, as in the light of day, I'm not interested in this guy at all. But the dreams have kept me from interacting with him in my normal manner because I have such guilt about having the dreams in the fist place and on a weird level feel like I'm flirting if I cut up with him like we normally do.I've also been up since about 2:30 (Tanner> hey) and might be a little punchy, hence the oversharing. Carry on with your Saturdays, gents.

hey...wait, what?

We texted.

Crap. I think?

Oh, that. It was great

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So true

 

[Frostillicus]

omg I just asked my kids to do something and they did it without complaining, stalling, or questioning.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

omg I just asked my kids to do something and they did it without complaining, stalling, or questioning.

Mark this down on a calendar somewhere...seriously.

 

[kevzilla]

I think these Frostykids might be up to something.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think these Frostykids might be up to something.

This is what I'm thinking.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Still got some likes left

[#10126] Your reputation submission could not be saved because not all of the necessary information was provided.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

[sad trumpet sounds]

 

[Josie Maran]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

This sounds perfect for me!

Oh wait...you want the district NOT to get sued? Nevermind.

 

[General Malaise]

You in Vegas, Kev?

Twenty days out. Time to start practicing.

Where you staying?

Two night at Four Queens, three nights at the Plaza.

How do the two compare? I've stayed at The Fitz( The D), Nugget, and Golden Gate.

The D is the best value IMO

Nugget is great but sometimes their prices are oddly inflated.

Golden Gate is a dump of a hotel. Love the casino but the rooms were terrible.

The D is a good value. Golden Gate was built in 1906; their phone number was 1. Actually actually true. They have also constructed a mini-tower of suites in back. If you're willing to peel off $100/night, they are pretty cool. They are owned by the same guy, so there is some cross-promotion.

I told my folks the only place I would let them stay downtown is the Nugget.

To answer your question, the 4Q rooms are small, roughly Motel 6 quality, but clean. They also have no resort fee, which makes them the last holdout I'm aware of. The Plaza is recently remodeled with furnishings from the Fontainebleu fiasco. Will report on those. Most importantly, I'm paying a grand total of $25 for all five nights. It may have come up that I'm a bit of a tightwad.

Yep.

Good god.

You plan on throwing around tips like manhole covers when you're down there?

 

[kevzilla]

Good god.

You plan on throwing around tips like manhole covers when you're down there?

I tip appropriately, sometimes better. My skin-flint ways do not extend to the service industry. Dealers and cocktail waitresses get taken care of.

 

[General Malaise]

My boys are on their first extended vacation with their mom since we got a divorce in 2007. They are crabbing at the coast with her, her boyfriend and his family. Pretty cool of his family to include my sons and hope they are having a great time. I've only met the guy once, but he seems very nice and my ex seems very happy, which makes me pleased. But still, seems weird that it's been 7 years and this is the first overnight trip they've taken with their mom. House sure is quiet without the boys here, though their sister generates enough commotion for the three of them.

MIL left yesterday after a 3 week stay at Chez Malaise, which is about the size of a postage stamp. Nice having her around, but it's good to have the house to ourselves this weekend. On Wed, my SIL and her family fly in for 10 days. This will include a two month old baby. Neat. And one of the only unattractive female cousins will be joining us Friday for a week. I'm going to pitch a tent in the back yard and move in there.

My sister's daredevil, hardcore sport enthusiast, borderline abusive Indian boyfriend dumped her hard a few days ago, moving out without even so much as saying goodbye to her or the boys, who grew very close to him. She's a wreck. I never really bought into the guy, but it sucks to see my sister so depressed.

Blah blah blah blah blah...i'm bored to tears. Guess I'll start drinking.

 

[General Malaise]

Good god.

You plan on throwing around tips like manhole covers when you're down there?

I tip appropriately, sometimes better. My skin-flint ways do not extend to the service industry. Dealers and cocktail waitresses get taken care of.

"Thank you for the face card, Ron. I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, George Washington."

 

[kevzilla]

Killing me, GB. I tip when I'm done, because until I'm done, I don't really know how much to tip. I will very occasionally make a bet for the dealer in high counts. If he's on to me, that might keep him/her from outing me to the boss.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

since we're talking about my bad decisions anyway...the 24 year old lives with her boyfriend....gonna leave him, but locked into a lease, yada yada yada. don't believe a word of it, but I'm still sucked in. all it takes from her is ducking her head, acting shy and kissing me and I'm done. she's 6' 2", blonde, former model, and pretty much perfect. can't stop thinking about her.

You had me at "can take a punch".

little facebook stalking will reveal all. better then meg.

Meh. I'll take your word for it. I've spent the last hour deleting (FB) anyone that I work with or sort of work with because starting next week there is going to be some scorched earth #### going on.

do I work with you?

You could if you wanted to. Not sure what you make now but how about $100K plus about $26+++k in bennies sound for making sure a school district doesn't get sued?

This sounds perfect for me!

Oh wait...you want the district NOT to get sued? Nevermind.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[cosjobs]

Good god.

You plan on throwing around tips like manhole covers when you're down there?

I tip appropriately, sometimes better. My skin-flint ways do not extend to the service industry. Dealers and cocktail waitresses get taken care of.

With shiny new pennies!11!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Killing me, GB. I tip when I'm done, because until I'm done, I don't really know how much to tip. I will very occasionally make a bet for the dealer in high counts. If he's on to me, that might keep him/her from outing me to the boss.

I like making bets for the dealer when playing $5 blackjack. It's a good way to get rid of those $1 chips and/or coins. Of course I make sure to tip if the bets don't pan out.

Whenever I place a bet for the dealer I always say "It's you and me against the world, Hock Meng!"

 

[Josie Maran]

Dude, you need to save some likes. You know I'm gonna say something awesome yet you're still constantly out of likes. This will no longer be tolerated.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dude, you need to save some likes. You know I'm gonna say something awesome yet you're still constantly out of likes. This will no longer be tolerated.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of telling HJS to eat a #### for the day