GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

chi·pot·le/CHiˈpōtlā/

yeah- not saying what's actually truely the way to say it. I just prefer saying chi-potul. Mostly because it annoys the #### out of my coworker I typically eat lunch with. He thinks it's delicious, btw.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Not sure where else to post this but I just went to pull out a nose hair and actually pulled 3 at the same time.

that's lucky

I see you are a glass is half full type

 

[heckmanm]

chi·pot·le/CHiˈpōtlā/

yeah- not saying what's actually truely the way to say it. I just prefer saying chi-potul. Mostly because it annoys the #### out of my coworker I typically eat lunch with. He thinks it's delicious, btw.

How does he feel about "chi-POLE-tay", the way most folks mispronounce it?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

chi·pot·le/CHiˈpōtlā/

yeah- not saying what's actually truely the way to say it. I just prefer saying chi-potul. Mostly because it annoys the #### out of my coworker I typically eat lunch with. He thinks it's delicious, btw.

Well, that's weird, but have fun.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I also celebrate the entire Chipotle catalog. Except the peppers and onions...homey don't play that.

you are the worstwhat kind of Italian doesn't like grilled peppers and onions?

Sausage and Peppers down?

I just eat the sausage and the juice. The peppers and onions stay away.

Well, if the onions are cooked really really well they can come out and play.

You like-a the juice, eh?

 

[El Floppo]

chi·pot·le/CHiˈpōtlā/

yeah- not saying what's actually truely the way to say it. I just prefer saying chi-potul. Mostly because it annoys the #### out of my coworker I typically eat lunch with. He thinks it's delicious, btw.

How does he feel about "chi-POLE-tay", the way most folks mispronounce it?

I'll have to try it out. never heard it that way... dammit. people are just idiots.

 

[Frostillicus]

Man, Rachel from Boy Meets World really screwed up her face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man, Rachel from Boy Meets World really screwed up her face.

I think you link is broken.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I am pretty drunk and stuff. Butt sex!

I feel liek Da Raiders

That's more up raider nation's alley. *zing*

 

[Josie Maran]

Fish get his ### kicked in Chipotle once or something?

I just don't like to feel like vomiting after I eat.

you guys knock yourselves out.

I don't consider a meal truly over until that point.

 

[-fish-]

I had chicken and shrimp pad thai for lunch (4 stars).

one of you cantaloupe-lovers going to hate on thai food?

 

[Drifter]

Chipotle is disgusting

Don't get this either. More calories than any normal person needs in one meal, sure, but disgusting? It's chicken (or other meat), beans and rice. What's disgusting about that?

:sigh:rice and beans are side dishes. they don't belong inside a burrito.

their tortillas are too thick, and are wet and doughy.

their meat is made in giant vats and is basically just boiled in fat...which is why you feel like crap after eating it.

if you're going to go to a chain for "mexican food" you're better off with taco del mar, which is still gross but at least resembles what they claim to be selling

Lolwut?

The chicken and steak are local and hormone free and grilled and cut right in front of you. Sure the barbacoa and shredded pork are made in vats because that's how you slow cook them. Crockpots are basically vats.

Discussion of Mexican or not is entirely different and has no bearing on disgustingness

 

[Tecumseh]

And we've come full circle back to thai food chat. It was a run.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Dark meat chicken is Satan's grundle.

Bring on the grundle!!!! I'm fond of most satany things

 

[Josie Maran]

I also celebrate the entire Chipotle catalog. Except the peppers and onions...homey don't play that.

you are the worstwhat kind of Italian doesn't like grilled peppers and onions?

The kind that doesn't like tomatoes either.

What in the actual #### is going on here?

Crazy sh#t, man.

 

[-fish-]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

Well, there's always Dr. Nympho.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

(4 STARS!)

 

[-fish-]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

It's better to have ####ed and failed, than to have never ####ed at all, or something.

I can pretty much guarantee that I will never get an opportunity to have sex with a woman this hot again without paying for it.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

It's better to have ####ed and failed, than to have never ####ed at all, or something.

I can pretty much guarantee that I will never get an opportunity to have sex with a woman this hot again without paying for it.

have you tried desperate, embarrassing attempts to keep her yet? and videoed them?

eta: I hope it works out, Fish. the relationship... although the vids would be a distant second place.

 

[Drifter]

Maybe a mix tape?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

It's better to have ####ed and failed, than to have never ####ed at all, or something.

I can pretty much guarantee that I will never get an opportunity to have sex with a woman this hot again without paying for it.

This is the influence of her friends and/or mother. You need to re-convince her that she isn't out of your league.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Maybe a mix tape?

2 mixtapes, imo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

That sucks, GB.

What happened? Did you have explosive poops in front of her after eating a single Dorito?

 

[-fish-]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

It's better to have ####ed and failed, than to have never ####ed at all, or something.

I can pretty much guarantee that I will never get an opportunity to have sex with a woman this hot again without paying for it.

have you tried desperate, embarrassing attempts to keep her yet? and videoed them?

eta: I hope it works out, Fish. the relationship... although the vids would be a distant second place.

no, I'm just going to let this one go. there was no way it was going to last. eventually she was going to look into a mirror and think, "I am way too young and good looking for that guy."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

She found your viagra, didn't she?

 

[-fish-]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

It's better to have ####ed and failed, than to have never ####ed at all, or something.

I can pretty much guarantee that I will never get an opportunity to have sex with a woman this hot again without paying for it.

This is the influence of her friends and/or mother. You need to re-convince her that she isn't out of your league.

this. she went wine tasting with a friend of hers and wa-la, "I need space."

i would like to punch that chick right in the cooter.

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm in a ####ty mood because I think the 24 year old just realized she is way out of my league.

It's better to have ####ed and failed, than to have never ####ed at all, or something.

I can pretty much guarantee that I will never get an opportunity to have sex with a woman this hot again without paying for it.

have you tried desperate, embarrassing attempts to keep her yet? and videoed them?

eta: I hope it works out, Fish. the relationship... although the vids would be a distant second place.

no, I'm just going to let this one go. there was no way it was going to last. eventually she was going to look into a mirror and think, "I am way too young and good looking for that guy."

Guess there's only one thing to do then. *pics*

 

[-fish-]

She found your viagra, didn't she?

if you need viagra with this woman you are pretty much dead.

 

[General Malaise]

Have you tried a letter yet?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Have you tried a letter yet?

I would go for a tennis bracelet made of raisins.

 

[-fish-]

Have you tried a letter yet?

Tanner got the keys to your account? Maybe I could telegraph her.

 

[krista4]

Sleep with her mother.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pics.

And/or spend a stupid amount of money taking her somewhere awesome, should buy you the length of the trip plus one or two guilty sex sessions upon your return.

 

[General Malaise]

Sleep with her mother.

Isn't that the girl with big hoooters from Tanner's 8th grade text books he was trying to clean up and recycle last week?

 

[-fish-]

Sleep with her mother.

this could work.

 

[General Malaise]

I facebook stalked. #plank

Sorry Rover. It sucks, but again...you climbed a mountain not many 45 year old men will climb without the benefit of backpages, viagra or ownership of an NBA team.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not to interupt but I just want to get this in while I still remember and have time.

3 awesome t-shirts students were wearing today:

Girly floral print with the text "CASE OF THE MONDAYS"

Girl's t-shirt with a photograph of a cute little kitten with the text "TURNT DOWN FOR WHAT"

White t-shirt with nothing but "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

She found your viagra, didn't she?

if you need viagra with this woman you are pretty much dead.

Yes, but you're pretty old.

 

[-fish-]

I facebook stalked. #plank

Sorry Rover. It sucks, but again...you climbed a mountain not many 45 year old men will climb without the benefit of backpages, viagra or ownership of an NBA team.

Like I said, it was only a matter of time. She really is out of my league. I got lucky being in the right place at the right time.

 

[Frostillicus]

I facebook stalked. #plank

Sorry Rover. It sucks, but again...you climbed a mountain not many 45 year old men will climb without the benefit of backpages, viagra or ownership of an NBA team.

I'm trying to facebook stalk but I'm apparently not very good at it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I facebook stalked. #plank

Sorry Rover. It sucks, but again...you climbed a mountain not many 45 year old men will climb without the benefit of backpages, viagra or ownership of an NBA team.

I'm trying to facebook stalk but I'm apparently not very good at it.

I don't even know Fish's real name, but I know what he looks like.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I facebook stalked. #plank

Sorry Rover. It sucks, but again...you climbed a mountain not many 45 year old men will climb without the benefit of backpages, viagra or ownership of an NBA team.

Like I said, it was only a matter of time. She really is out of my league. I got lucky being in the right place at the right time.

Were you going to marry her? No. She's 24. She will be good for a booty-dinner every so often I'd wager.

 

[General Malaise]

Well to be fair, I have decades of tech experience and savvy that I can't just teach to you amateurs. It's like asking Pavaratari how to sing or Van Go how to paint.

 

[Frostillicus]

Initials?

 

[Abraham]

I facebook stalked. #plank

Sorry Rover. It sucks, but again...you climbed a mountain not many 45 year old men will climb without the benefit of backpages, viagra or ownership of an NBA team.

Like I said, it was only a matter of time. She really is out of my league. I got lucky being in the right place at the right time.

Were you going to marry her? No. She's 24. She will be good for a booty-dinner every so often I'd wager.

This. Sorry, I know you are dismayed. BUt at least you got to participate in her better years.

 

[-fish-]

Initials?

BAA

 

[Frostillicus]

Goodness.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I wish Fish and I were fb friends.

 

[-fish-]

Goodness.

right?