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[El Floppo]

Anyone have any bidet recommendations?

if this is serious, yes.

eta: if this isn't serious, yes.

 

[General Malaise]

"Catch her in the Brown Eye 3" was the best in the forrestmail series.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't understand the bidet....why not just take a shower?

 

[cosjobs]

I don't understand the bidet....why not just take a shower?

To hard to stick the shower head up your as.

 

[Josie Maran]

I don't understand the bidet....why not just take a shower?

To hard to stick the shower head up your as.

But not unpleasant.

 

[bostonfred]

Tub faucet

 

[5-ish Finkle]

To hard to stick the shower head up your as.

If you wanted to clean up in the shower badly enough, you'd find a way.

 

[Annyong]

To hard to stick the shower head up your as.

If you wanted to clean up in the shower badly enough, you'd find a way.

Were they trying to humiliate that dog? He looks pretty content with himself.

 

[Ignoramus]

My parents left today for Kauai to see my little sister whom that haven't seen in six years. My Dad loves flying about as much as YRS and I could tell he wasn't looking forward to the flight yesterday. How? He said to me "Bobby, if our plane goes down in the Pacific, please know how much I love you". Most people wouldn't be able to pick up the "tell" there but being a sales guy with decades of experience, I picked right up on it.

Their flight was supposed to leave at 7:15 this morning for a connection in Phoenix when I get a text from him around 8:30 that they were still on the ground in STL due to an electronics malfunction. So he's a little freaked out about that plus worried they are going to miss their connecting flight. Luckily for them they made got on the plane in Phoenix with a whole 15 minutes to spare. I'm guessing those first class tickets "they" bought (had to be Mom) helped.

So I tell Mrs. SLB, who is aware of the whole situation and is concerned that they me miss the plane in Phoenix, they made their flight...

Me: Hey, my parents made their flight.

Mrs. SLB: To where, Hawaii?

Me: :headexplode: (In the most sarcastic voice I can muster) YES HAWAII!! What kind of question is that?!!

Mrs. SLB: God, you don't have to be such a jerk. Chill out. No wonder you're so stressed.

Didn't they have a flight to Phoenix as well?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It isn't funny

 

[Ignoramus]

I've ditched the mayo-based potato salad and now make it with olive oil, capers and some fresh-chopped herbs. Serve warm.

 

[cosjobs]

I've ditched the mayo-based potato salad and now make it with olive oil, capers and some fresh-chopped herbs. Serve warm.

Sounds like a nice potato casserole. And I'm cool with you liking it more than potato salad. But don't change its name and call it the same thing.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't understand the bidet....why not just take a shower?

To hard to stick the shower head up your as.

But not unpleasant.

Related

 

[Frostillicus]

Bob how often do your kids get to see your grandparents with them living in Phoenix?

 

[Ignoramus]

I've ditched the mayo-based potato salad and now make it with olive oil, capers and some fresh-chopped herbs. Serve warm.

Sounds like a nice potato casserole. And I'm cool with you liking it more than potato salad. But don't change its name and call it the same thing.

It's boiled potatoes with a dressing. That ain't a casserole, bub.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Bob how often do your kids get to see your grandparents with them living in Phoenix?

??? aren't they in HI?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I should take the Sr. SLBs out for drinks. Hit me with their e-mail or phone #, Bob.

 

[cosjobs]

I've ditched the mayo-based potato salad and now make it with olive oil, capers and some fresh-chopped herbs. Serve warm.

Sounds like a nice potato casserole. And I'm cool with you liking it more than potato salad. But don't change its name and call it the same thing.

It's boiled potatoes with a dressing. That ain't a casserole, bub.

Sure. Served warm with capers just screams salad. :rollseyes:

 

[T Bell]

Anyone have any bidet recommendations?

Yeah, pronounce the "t", Frenchie.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This water up the ### discussion reminds me:

100% legit, no shtick: "You're The Worst" is the best comedy on TV right now. No argument. First season just finished, watch and thank me later.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This water up the ### discussion reminds me:

100% legit, no shtick: "You're The Worst" is the best comedy on TV right now. No argument. First season just finished, watch and thank me later.

It's excellent but it hasn't had any competition lately.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This water up the ### discussion reminds me:

100% legit, no shtick: "You're The Worst" is the best comedy on TV right now. No argument. First season just finished, watch and thank me later.

It's excellent but it hasn't had any competition lately.

I'd take it over any other show that's between seasons right now, too.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought you wanted to have Archer's babies.

I'm not ready to rank it over Its Always Sunny or Louie.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I thought you wanted to have Archer's babies.

I'm not ready to rank it over Its Always Sunny or Louie.

Archer dipped in form this last season. I still like it, but I don't watch every episode 2-3 times like I used to.

Always Sunny and Louie are good too, but I'd still put YTW over either of them right now. Maybe I just have a thing for ginger dirtbags.

 

[Osaurus]

Had cheese curds and Wisconsin beer tonight. Still need to get my brat on, but the night is young.

 

[cosjobs]

I thought you wanted to have Archer's babies.

I'm not ready to rank it over Its Always Sunny or Louie.

Archer dipped in form this last season. I still like it, but I don't watch every episode 2-3 times like I used to.

Always Sunny and Louie are good too, but I'd still put YTW over either of them right now. Maybe I just have a thing for ginger dirtbags.

UrtW is the best of all these except maybe Louie. Unsure if it will have legs, but it's very good now

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I thought you wanted to have Archer's babies.

I'm not ready to rank it over Its Always Sunny or Louie.

Archer dipped in form this last season. I still like it, but I don't watch every episode 2-3 times like I used to.

Always Sunny and Louie are good too, but I'd still put YTW over either of them right now. Maybe I just have a thing for ginger dirtbags.

UrtW is the best of all these except maybe Louie. Unsure if it will have legs, but it's very good now

I think this defeats the point of an acronym...

 

[T Bell]

I thought you wanted to have Archer's babies.

I'm not ready to rank it over Its Always Sunny or Louie.

Archer dipped in form this last season. I still like it, but I don't watch every episode 2-3 times like I used to.

Always Sunny and Louie are good too, but I'd still put YTW over either of them right now. Maybe I just have a thing for ginger dirtbags.

UrtW is the best of all these except maybe Louie. Unsure if it will have legs, but it's very good now

I think this defeats the point of an acronym...

You need to keep up with the cool kids.

 

[UniAlias]

Never heard of it but I like funny stuff. What channel is it on?

 

[BobbyLayne]

I'm at a trendy chic restaurant in El Floppo's trendy chic neighborhood. There's no door.

The entrance is in the back of a pawn shop. You literally have to walk through the pawn shop to get to it.

BUCKET LIST - pawn shop visit

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Never heard of it but I like funny stuff. What channel is it on?

FXX.

 

[T Bell]

I'm at a trendy chic restaurant in El Floppo's trendy chic neighborhood. There's no door.

The entrance is in the back of a pawn shop. You literally have to walk through the pawn shop to get to it.

BUCKET LIST - pawn shop visit

The cool part is that the restaurant doesn't even need to bother having an ATM on the premises.

 

[cosjobs]

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Your face looks like it was defeated by an acronym Edit add wtf does the formatting error plague me?

 

[bostonfred]

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Your post looks like it was defeated by an acronym.

 

[cosjobs]

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Your post looks like it was defeated by an acronym.

YPLLIWDBAA

 

[Frostillicus]

This water up the ### discussion reminds me:

100% legit, no shtick: "You're The Worst" is the best comedy on TV right now. No argument. First season just finished, watch and thank me later.

Big fan.

 

[Frostillicus]

Never heard of it but I like funny stuff. What channel is it on?

FXX.

Nope, FX.

 

[T Bell]

Never heard of it but I like funny stuff. What channel is it on?

FXX.

F Dos Equis? You might have to answer to this man.

Spoiler

You were expecting someone else?

 

[Osaurus]

Neat chat tonight

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't really "do" channels.

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't really "do" channels.

Well la di da mr. fancy pants.

 

[Annyong]

Anything gayer than running for over 2 hours, then rewarding myself with a 16oz Redd's Apple Ale in the shower?

Ya know, besides putting ding dongs in your butt and stuff.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Silicon Valley > UrtW

 

[Annyong]

Oh, Uni will appreciate this. I saw 7 dead mice in a 1 mile stretch on sidewalk today. All evenly spaced out too. Pretty strange.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Anything gayer than running for over 2 hours, then rewarding myself with a 16oz Redd's Apple Ale in the shower?

Ya know, besides putting ding dongs in your butt and stuff.

No wonder that dog was looking so content.

As for the Redd's....are you being punished?

 

[Josie Maran]

Anything gayer than running for over 2 hours, then rewarding myself with a 16oz Redd's Apple Ale in the shower?

Ya know, besides putting ding dongs in your butt and stuff.

Putting a Zima in your butt?

 

[Osaurus]

Bros Redding Bros?

 

[T Bell]

Anything gayer than running for over 2 hours, then rewarding myself with a 16oz Redd's Apple Ale in the shower?

Ya know, besides putting ding dongs in your butt and stuff.

This is less gay.

 

[shuke]

sounds like SLB Sr. needs to

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get lei-d

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This is just mailing it in.

YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[shuke]

Oh, Uni will appreciate this. I saw 7 dead mice in a 1 mile stretch on sidewalk today. All evenly spaced out too. Pretty strange.

You measured?