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Bobby sac, weekend getaway
That's sort of why I'm scrambling a bit. We were headed to Napa. We had to cancel because of her dad's health (They were watching our kid).
Where do you live?
4500 pages in and we don't know where some people live? what kind of community is this?
I knew I was gonna catch some #### for that, but I just don't have anything remotely like a notebook. Flyover state?

 
Abraham said:
I don't feel like being at work. So I'm going for a walk around downtown Austin for a while. Back later.
Did you post this while I was texting you trying to get a meeting with you to buy your product????

WORKING HARD THERE, RAINMAKER!

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
Amish. Those damn Amish.

 
And see, the thing is, I should KNOW that I'm not offending anyone by saying that. But I can't be sure.

 
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For the Chicagoans...a friend's kid is the Celebrity Sausage at Hot Doug's today. So if you want to stand in line for 5+ hours for an encased meat today, have the Lila Midyett.

 
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Abraham said:
I don't feel like being at work. So I'm going for a walk around downtown Austin for a while. Back later.
Did you post this while I was texting you trying to get a meeting with you to buy your product????WORKING HARD THERE, RAINMAKER!
:lmao:

The Abe/Bentley dynamic might be my favorite thing in this thread. It's almost like a Fight Club thing where one is completely unaware of the other's existence.

:lmao:

 
Abraham said:
I don't feel like being at work. So I'm going for a walk around downtown Austin for a while. Back later.
Did you post this while I was texting you trying to get a meeting with you to buy your product????WORKING HARD THERE, RAINMAKER!
:lmao:

The Abe/Bentley dynamic might be my favorite thing in this thread. It's almost like a Fight Club thing where one is completely unaware of the other's existence.

:lmao:
:lmao:

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Foosball God said:
Bob Sacamano said:
I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?
How many years of hell bliss has it been?
106 17
Dog years?

 
cosjobs said:
5-ish Finkle said:
cosjobs said:
Bob Sacamano said:
cosjobs said:
Bob Sacamano said:
I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?
Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.
She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?
Hire a landscaper to come put in some nice little feature in your yard.
Yeah, like maybe an ice sculpture of that Polish guy he mentioned, in the nude on horseback, with mojitos firing out of the cack(his or the horse's, her choice).

That's practical...in a certain context.
Or a pond that has one of those little boy statues peeing water in it
Krista would just hire a live boy.

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
All I'm going to say is make sure he pays you on time if it's your client.

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
All I'm going to say is make sure he pays you on time if it's your client.
Ha! Not my client. Everyone on the call just spoke about this as a fact that was perfectly normal. I was dying to ask but didn't.

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
All I'm going to say is make sure he pays you on time if it's your client.
Ha! Not my client. Everyone on the call just spoke about this as a fact that was perfectly normal. I was dying to ask but didn't.
Googled. It's Muslims. Is this just something that everyone already knew other than me?

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
All I'm going to say is make sure he pays you on time if it's your client.
Ha! Not my client. Everyone on the call just spoke about this as a fact that was perfectly normal. I was dying to ask but didn't.
Googled. It's Muslims. Is this just something that everyone already knew other than me?
Up to the middle ages Catholics thought interest was sinful. So yeah, once again Islam demonstrates how its about ~700 years behind us. :coffee:

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
All I'm going to say is make sure he pays you on time if it's your client.
Ha! Not my client. Everyone on the call just spoke about this as a fact that was perfectly normal. I was dying to ask but didn't.
Googled. It's Muslims. Is this just something that everyone already knew other than me?
USURY!!!!!!!!11111111111

 
Maybe this belongs in the lawyer thread, but I'm on a call right now where I learned that we have to close a deal by a particular date because interest will accrue after that date, and the partner for religious reasons can't pay interest. Seriously. What religion is this? I would like to join.
Starting up my own religion. We can't pay taxes. Who's in?

 
I am fully supporting any politician that promises to create a one-time-slap-the-crap-outta-someone-and-get-outta-jail-free card.

Not sure if I would make it a day once I got mine though.

 
Think about how awesome that would be though. Some yo-yo does something completely moronic. You walk right up to him/her and slap em in the face and toss your OTSTCOSAGOJF card at em and then just walk away whistling.

 

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