GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

We ejaculated into our wives' vaginas at roughly the same time.

 

[Raider Nation]

Good to see that Tanner made the trip to see the Royals tonight.

 

[ScottNorwood]

We ejaculated into our wives' vaginas at roughly the same time.

Don't you remember? We coordinated it over PMs

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good to see that Tanner made the trip to see the Royals tonight.

Now I wish I wrestled.

 

[SofaKings]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We ejaculated into our wives' vaginas at roughly the same time.

I really want to jump on this but it looks correct. Not grammatically, mind you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

 

[YSR]

Don't have three. Two is more than enough.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Intuniv is extended release. Tenex is not. Huge difference.

Yep and that's what they put him on. I did check too GBPack. As I posted, complete nightmare. Thank you so much for your research too. I really appreciate it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Two kids is (or seems like) exponentially more work than 1 kid.

I've posted about my cousin's words of wisdom on this subject. I didn't listen to his warning. Idiot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

2 kids is a lot right? ####, 1 kid is a lot.

My son is 2 months old and people already are asking about kid number 2. Those people are ####### #######s.

 

[Josie Maran]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Shasta, huh?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sleep with your kid's wife.

Right now she is getting another injection in her spine. This family is a cocksucking mess.

I had several those that helped very little. But last time he found the sweet spot and I've has the least pain in over a decade. Gl and try again if it doesn't help.

She's had a dozen of them at least. She has stenosis plus four slipped discs. Shell need invasive horrible surgery at some point but that will be Zook's problem.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Shasta, huh?

Almost tastes like tears of Shastasheen.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

 

[Josie Maran]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

Which one did you find the quaaludes in?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sleep with your kid's wife.

Right now she is getting another injection in her spine. This family is a cocksucking mess.

I had several those that helped very little. But last time he found the sweet spot and I've has the least pain in over a decade. Gl and try again if it doesn't help.

She's had a dozen of them at least. She has stenosis plus four slipped discs. Shell need invasive horrible surgery at some point but that will be Zook's problem.

Just spit storebrand spit all over the place.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

That was standard housekeeping back in the 60s and 70s - in both situations.

 

[cosjobs]

Sleep with your kid's wife.

Right now she is getting another injection in her spine. This family is a cocksucking mess.

I had several those that helped very little. But last time he found the sweet spot and I've has the least pain in over a decade. Gl and try again if it doesn't help.

She's had a dozen of them at least. She has stenosis plus four slipped discs. Shell need invasive horrible surgery at some point but that will be Zook's problem.

I'm thinking of going with prolotherapy and stem cells before surgery. At least if it doesn't work, someone won't have already sliced open my back.

I've probably had at least 8-10 back injections and this was the first one that worked.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

And that's when Christo became a tannerfan ®

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

Which one did you find the quaaludes in?

Neither...but I once found a crosstop stuck to a chick's butt. Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

That was standard housekeeping back in the 60s and 70s - in both situations.

When I was 12 my dad and stepmom bought a house that had shag (actually hi-lo) carpet still in it. One of my chores was raking the carpet. Never found any drugs though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

And that's when Christo became a tannerfan ®

Not going to lie...I'm old enough to have never encountered waxed/shaved dortitos holders until after I was married.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

2 kids is a lot right? ####, 1 kid is a lot.

My son is 2 months old and people already are asking about kid number 2. Those people are ####### #######s.

Yeah that's some ####### ####. WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!?!?!?!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Damn. Don't forget to rake the shag carpeting after you are done.

Are you kidding? You know how many quaaludes you find that way?

True story: I have actually raked shag carpet before. That is both reality and a euphemism.

And that's when Christo became a tannerfan ®

Not going to lie...I'm old enough to have never encountered waxed/shaved dortitos holders until after I was married.

you?

 

[Henry Ford]

Intuniv is extended release. Tenex is not. Huge difference.

Yep and that's what they put him on. I did check too GBPack. As I posted, complete nightmare. Thank you so much for your research too. I really appreciate it.

Sorry I couldn't help.Seriously, though, keep appealing. Someone may help. And the good news is that the generic is coming out early because of a patent dispute. That means there shouldn't be any formula issues as it rolls out in December.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Intuniv is extended release. Tenex is not. Huge difference.

Just trying to help.

 

[bentley]

Two kids also. I got my jizz tube torched shut six months ago and have regretted it exactly zero times. Also nice to spray with impunity.

This.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Two kids also. I got my jizz tube torched shut six months ago and have regretted it exactly zero times. Also nice to spray with impunity.

My snipjob was done by a vascular surgeon. When we first met he said "I am obligated to ask you [F'd up question about losing a kid and then wanting another followed by another F'd up question about getting remarried or somesuch bull####]". I replied with "Let me bring in my kids to hang around your office for 3 hours and then get back to me, Doc." He actually laughed.

 

[bentley]

Bob - my wife had some success with sending group emails to every executive she could find at UHC. The Consumerist website used to have a list.

 

[bentley]

Had a great day at the golf course today with a bunch of other insurance people, btw.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Had a great day at the golf course today with a bunch of other insurance people, btw.

did you punch them in the collective throat for our friend Bob?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Had a great day at the golf course today with a bunch of other insurance people, btw.

Did you invite Abe?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Kevin Melsby is a butt pirate.

 

[belljr]

I like the wizard of oz

 

[the rover]

thank you to the kristas for cancelling, leaving my seattlehole record intact. also for the belief that the woman I'm currently seeing will still be around next week.

 

[Annyong]

I like the wizard of oz

my kids were watching that when i got home today. either that or the old willy wonka.

either way, i hate FDAS.

 

[El Floppo]

So I came this close to getting into a fist fight with a middle-aged hassidic dude this morning.

 

[Annyong]

So I came this close to getting into a fist fight with a middle-aged hassidic dude this morning.

Dont bother explaining. We all know you ####ed out.

 

[T Bell]

Two kids also. I got my jizz tube torched shut six months ago and have regretted it exactly zero times. Also nice to spray with impunity.

Did you go with frozen peas?

 

[bentley]

Had a great day at the golf course today with a bunch of other insurance people, btw.

Did you invite Abe?

I passed those social duties to Shuke since I was out of town.

Insurance agents can drink a lot.

 

[T Bell]

Just made my first drink of the night.

Wife is working all night. Older kid is too. Younger kid is about to leave to coach football.

Soon it will just be me, two dogs, three cats, half a bottle of supermarket vodka, and a 12 pack of diet Shasta.

Now I know how Hugh Hefner feels.

Like he's 85 years old?

 

[kevzilla]

Tanner also wears a robe and a captain's hat in public.

 

[Foosball God]

It's funny because he thinks a step ladder will be enough.

****

 

[Tiger Fan]

Thread I started on going from 2 kids to 3.

Long story short, we tried for a few months, then got snipped. Haven't regretted it once. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=682164

 

[the rover]

thank you to the kristas for cancelling, leaving my seattlehole record intact. also for the belief that the woman I'm currently seeing will still be around next week.

drifter> you wanna not do something?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner also wears a robe and a captain's hat in public.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[shuke]

SLB, how much is the medication that works for him? #### that ####. These ####### insurance companies are all ####### crooks.

Mrs. SLB found out today that it goes generic in December. That's the good news. Bad news is he can't sleep at night and gets up early in the morning. He also goes from unhappy to jerkoff pretty much all day, every day. His memory is still all ####ed up too. He asked me 4 times in a span of 40 minutes yesterday where Mrs. SLB was. He had no recollection of asking me each time before. Neat substitute UHC.

I called the doctor's office again today to report his "progress" and the nurse said she thought with the information I gave her, she could get it covered again. We'll see.

ETA

I guess after what BB & ham have gone through, I really don't have reason to complain. :(

Good news is the doctor agrees he needs to be on his old medicine and the nurse is going to try to convince the insurance company to cover it.

Bad news is he has been unbearable. In addition to what I posted above, now he's like a coke head in that he can't sit still for more than 20 seconds and he talks constantly. I have a terrible headache and I RARELY get headaches. I'm still really angry that he has had to go through this but right now, I just want my son back.

The nurse at his doctor's office called today, denied again. Why you ask? Because they don't want to pay for it, that's why.

My house has been hell for the last 8 days. It's almost non-stop yelling and screaming.

So I got some samples from the doctor so he can get on the medicine again and a script. I'll pay out of pocket. It will suck financially but I'm just conceding that there won't be any other solution. I did call UHC again however. They asked that the doctor's office send in a written appeal along with his medical records. We'll see.

I'm ####### wiped out both mentally and physically. Thanks for letting me vent message board.

Me telling Cal he's getting his medicine back yesterday. I wish Mrs. SLB would have turned down the damned TV.

I called again today because UHC decided they didn't want to talk to the nurse at the doctor's office anymore. Despite giving them, as they requested, literally, his entire medical file since birth and a letter from his doctor, they have decided to stick to their decision of denying coverage and pocketing the money. There isn't any other explanation for their decision. The cowards in the appeals department won't talk to me since "they don't have a phone number".

Sorry to bring this here but I thought one of you smart people might have a suggestion. Both of the nurses I've been working with are gone this afternoon so things are up in the air until tomorrow. I'm mad right now. Really mad.

TIA

Sorry to hear, dude. We've been having trouble with UHC recently, too. They have decided not to cover some stuff for my wife that they had previously.