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GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

St. Louis Bob said:
walnutz said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Pop Tart said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.
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I totally understand this, and you should call.
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I decided to pay him a visit instead of calling. I tend to get my point across better in person. Guy was a total bag of ##### stating all of the decisions were made by the BOD. I told him to give me the name and number of the board head. He refused.I anticipated something like this happening considering what kind of nitwits would have a bunch of kids playing baseball while there was lightning and thunder so I informed him I already filed an incident report with the police. That got his attention. So now I'm waiting for someone from the BOD to call. :coffee:
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Had the same thing happen last night Bob. My son played at 6 so we missed the worst of the stuf. There were lightning flashes everywhere though. Idiot me did not say anything though. Just kept waiting for the teen age umps to send us to our cars for the mandatory 15 minute wait and then call it.

Now to add some funny. My 8 year old is writing in a journal. His first entry was 2 columns - friends and crush with one name in each column. Crush is some girl in his class. Tonight, his second entry is I want to have sex with "little girls name." Ugh...had to have a talk about that to see if he really understood what sex is. He doesn't of course but still. Part of me was like yeah and the other part was like uh oh.
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Nice to see you around GB. Have you moved yet? It would be nice to have a beer before you do.

Don't feel like an idiot, it was tough to finally say something. Yeah that sounds self serving but it isn't. All of the peer pressure of the coaches and other parents, nobody wanted to be the first person to say something. I hesitated because it's my GB's team, an old football buddy, and I didn't want to step on his toes. Plus I do nothing in regards to helping coach. I'm not as good of a man as GM, Bentley and others. It was amazing to see the psychology, herd mentality, at work though.

As for your son....CONGRATS ON YOUR SON NOT BEING GAY!!! /gm

Bob -- Have not moved yet. Oddly though your question has great timing. I just got a job offer from a company that is going to allow the family to move "home" to North Carolina. I start in November with the new place. Going to be an interesting few months. I am not sure how the boys are going to take it. My youngest told us a few months ago that he wanted to live in our current house forever. That should be a fun conversation but hey at least he's not gay right. :hifive:

Will definitely have to grab a beer before I leave. I have been trying to keep up with this thread but its been crazy times for the past 2 months. Limited time and lots of baseball. My older son plays on a semi travel team that I have been helping to coach. So, outside of the job my time has been consumed with that.
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I'm looking at 3 houses tomorrow. I have no idea anything about them. Some type of "first look" our agent/friend is getting for us. Krista, do you want to come help?

 
So I survived eating deli meats past their due date, but I think I won't try that again.

(•_•)

I guess you could say...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

I'm quitting old turkey, cold turkey

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
My daughter texted ne asking how my day is going. I texted her back, "Tired and busy but I'm planning on ####### out early"

Didnt realize it til I hit send.... Quickly texted back "*DUCKING"

She's at work and said she laughed out loud and is still laughing.

Aye yi yi :bag:

 
Mr.Pack said:
My daughter texted ne asking how my day is going. I texted her back, "Tired and busy but I'm planning on ####### out early"

Didnt realize it til I hit send.... Quickly texted back "*DUCKING"

She's at work and said she laughed out loud and is still laughing.

Aye yi yi :bag:
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"Why did I just get a text from your daughter telling me to leave the house immediately?"

 
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