GM's thread about nothing (42 Viewers)

[bentley]

Great opening day from SLB.

Hopping on a plane to Lubbock at 7 tomorrow morning. Two day business trip. Not excited.

 

[BRONG]

The guy is a 60 year old slob and not a threat as my wife is hot and happy with me, this guy is a mess http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000091986401

Friend request sent.

This could be good.

I'm like a 2 on that gay style guy's scale, but even so, might be better if I send one as a female. Also I love to Internet stalk (an art at which I am creepily good, apparently), so if you'd like any other info on this person, please PM me. TIAYICTHOPRAWISHES.

Hey, wanna try and find an old flame for me?

 

[kevzilla]

It would be a shame for something to happen to GMTAN because of enthusiastic internet stalking.

 

[YSR]

The guy is a 60 year old slob and not a threat as my wife is hot and happy with me, this guy is a mess http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000091986401

Friend request sent.

This could be good.

I'm like a 2 on that gay style guy's scale, but even so, might be better if I send one as a female. Also I love to Internet stalk (an art at which I am creepily good, apparently), so if you'd like any other info on this person, please PM me. TIAYICTHOPRAWISHES.

Hey, wanna try and find an old flame for me?

pfft] OF COURSE.!

 

[bentley]

Am I FB buddies with YSR? If not, why not?

 

[BRONG]

YSR, you know I p-mailed you, right?

 

[cosjobs]

YSR, you know I p-mailed you, right?

Lubbock?

 

[desert rose]

A friend of mine asked me if I'd adopt the unborn baby of a teenage friend of her niece who has Chlamydia. She wanted to abort it, but she's too far along. She doesn't want to keep the baby, doesn't want to go to an adoption agency, doesn't want the child to ever come looking for her or ever know her. She's afraid it will be born blind or with diseases. I can't really wrap my head around this.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm going to list just a few of the problems with that idea. She doesn't want to go to an adoption agency? Are you kidding me? How exactly is she making demands? And she wants the baby to never know who she is? But she wants to give it to someone she knows? Is there any possible way there aren't problems down the road here? Do you have any idea how difficult it would be to be a single mother of a potentially disabled kid on a teacher's salary? Is that really best for the baby, let alone you? I know you want to help, but if you think you want to help a baby, adopt one of the countless other babies out there on your own timeframe. Call me heartless, but this is a terrible idea for everyone involved.

 

[desert rose]

I'm going to list just a few of the problems with that idea. She doesn't want to go to an adoption agency? Are you kidding me? How exactly is she making demands? And she wants the baby to never know who she is? But she wants to give it to someone she knows? Is there any possible way there aren't problems down the road here? Do you have any idea how difficult it would be to be a single mother of a potentially disabled kid on a teacher's salary? Is that really best for the baby, let alone you? I know you want to help, but if you think you want to help a baby, adopt one of the countless other babies out there on your own timeframe. Call me heartless, but this is a terrible idea for everyone involved.

I don't actually know the teen or the niece, but yeah, she's a stupid girl who uses drugs and has a lot of unprotected sex, apparently. And it's not my dream to be a single mother of my own handiwork, let alone someone else's. But still, when you're tapped like that, you have to wonder why. Maybe if I could just get her some information and options..

 

[-fish-]

A friend of mine asked me if I'd adopt the unborn baby of a teenage friend of her niece who has Chlamydia. She wanted to abort it, but she's too far along. She doesn't want to keep the baby, doesn't want to go to an adoption agency, doesn't want the child to ever come looking for her or ever know her. She's afraid it will be born blind or with diseases. I can't really wrap my head around this.

you need new friends. nothing in this is a good idea.

 

[Early_10]

I'm going to list just a few of the problems with that idea. She doesn't want to go to an adoption agency? Are you kidding me? How exactly is she making demands? And she wants the baby to never know who she is? But she wants to give it to someone she knows? Is there any possible way there aren't problems down the road here? Do you have any idea how difficult it would be to be a single mother of a potentially disabled kid on a teacher's salary? Is that really best for the baby, let alone you? I know you want to help, but if you think you want to help a baby, adopt one of the countless other babies out there on your own timeframe. Call me heartless, but this is a terrible idea for everyone involved.

I don't actually know the teen or the niece, but yeah, she's a stupid girl who uses drugs and has a lot of unprotected sex, apparently. And it's not my dream to be a single mother of my own handiwork, let alone someone else's. But still, when you're tapped like that, you have to wonder why. Maybe if I could just get her some information and options..

Let say you're in and everything runs smooth and you've got a 2 year old child that you love more than life itself. What do you say when she calls asking if you'll adopted the childs new sibling she's about to give birth to? Or later decides she wants you to include her on all the childs milestones, birthday parties, Christmas, etc. Comes knocking on your door stoned begging to please just say good bye to her baby?She's not going to miraculously wise up. sincerely, sucker f-mom of 3 yr old girl and her 2 yr old little sister

 

[Grahamburn]

A friend of mine asked me if I'd adopt the unborn baby of a teenage friend of her niece who has Chlamydia. She wanted to abort it, but she's too far along. She doesn't want to keep the baby, doesn't want to go to an adoption agency, doesn't want the child to ever come looking for her or ever know her. She's afraid it will be born blind or with diseases. I can't really wrap my head around this.

The wording of that sentence plus the capitalization makes me think that's a pretty name for a little girl.

 

[Grahamburn]

I stumbled upon BET last night to watch "American Gangster." Apparently, there's a dating website called blackpeoplemeet.com. I guess the other multiple hook up sites didn't suffice, or is this like a water fountain thing?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

It would be a shame for something to happen to GMTAN because of enthusiastic internet stalking.

This is what I was thinking. Cool it nerds.Frosty.. Unreal.. sorry for your friend's tragic circumstances. :(

 

[[icon]]

It would be a shame for something to happen to GMTAN because of enthusiastic internet stalking.

Noted. Cleared.

 

[YSR]

YSR, you know I p-mailed you, right?

Got it. We're cool.

 

[YSR]

Am I FB buddies with YSR? If not, why not?

You are not, but you will be soon.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Am I FB buddies with YSR? If not, why not?

You are not, but you will be soon.

 

[YSR]

Little known possibly widely known trick for your wimmens:

Instead of taking any kind of diamond jewelry to have it professionally cleaned, or buying the cleaning wipes that jewelers sell, just pour some Windex into a small glass bowl and soak the jewelry for a couple of minutes. If you have a soft bristled toothbursh, you can dip it in Windex and gently scrub the diamond itself.

It's like new.

My friend told me this trick years ago, after she ran it past her brother (a chemist for Procter & Gamble) and he confirmed that it's basically the exact same thing the jewelers use.

 

[YSR]

Also, Malibu rum and pineapple juice may be the greatest drink ever. My girlfriends and I call it "Party in my Mouth". *

* please keep it clean, boys.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I stumbled upon BET last night to watch "American Gangster." Apparently, there's a dating website called blackpeoplemeet.com. I guess the other multiple hook up sites didn't suffice, or is this like a water fountain thing?

Pretty sure there are race/religion-specific dating sites for almost everyone. jdate down?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Little known possibly widely known trick for your wimmens:

Instead of taking any kind of diamond jewelry to have it professionally cleaned, or buying the cleaning wipes that jewelers sell, just pour some Windex into a small glass bowl and soak the jewelry for a couple of minutes. If you have a soft bristled toothbursh, you can dip it in Windex and gently scrub the diamond itself.

It's like new.

My friend told me this trick years ago, after she ran it past her brother (a chemist for Procter & Gamble) and he confirmed that it's basically the exact same thing the jewelers use.

Worked great, but now it's stinging when I brush my teeth.

 

[eoMMan]

Also, Malibu rum and pineapple juice may be the greatest drink ever. My girlfriends and I call it "Party in my Mouth". ** please keep it clean, boys.

That's pretty much a bay breeze (minus a little bit of cranberry juice).http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/malibu-bay-breeze/Detail.aspx

 

[YSR]

Also, Malibu rum and pineapple juice may be the greatest drink ever. My girlfriends and I call it "Party in my Mouth". ** please keep it clean, boys.

That's pretty much a bay breeze (minus a little bit of cranberry juice).http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/malibu-bay-breeze/Detail.aspx

I don't really care what it's called. It's de-ricious.

 

[cosjobs]

Also, Malibu rum and pineapple juice may be the greatest drink ever. My girlfriends and I call it "Party in my Mouth". *

* please keep it clean, boys.

That's pretty much a bay breeze (minus a little bit of cranberry juice).http://allrecipes.co...eze/Detail.aspx

I don't really care what it's called. It's de-ricious.

try Myers Black and pineapple juice. Its my go-to drink in the summer if I am within 50 feet of water. Not as sweet as the Malbu, but not as hard on your system if you happen to drink 10-12.

 

[mr. furley]

I got a good friend who now has MS from his concussions.

 

[mr. furley]

I've had quite a few concussions, with a couple being very bad. Of things I wish I could take back in life, it's way up there. Yes, some of them could have been prevented.

Which brings up another piece of advice on the issue. Wear helmets. I thought I was too cool for one, skiing back in the day...not smart. I'll even wear a little bike helmet now when I play pick-up basketball with people I don't know because they could crush my skull or worse.

 

[Gadzooks]

Also, Malibu rum and pineapple juice may be the greatest drink ever. My girlfriends and I call it "Party in my Mouth". *

* please keep it clean, boys.

I want to be FB friends with you and your girlfriends.

 

[bostonfred]

Today is a great day. It's the ten year anniversary of the day I met my wife. But that's only part of what makes it a great day. The real reason it's great is that my wife, who just gave birth to our son two weeks ago, then celebrated her own birthday a couple days later, and has had a constant flow of people in and out of the house, did not even realize it. And I knew it. So I ordered a fairly inexpensive Precious Moments 10 year anniversary figurine off Amazon, and got her a nice card, and had it delivered today giftwrapped with a printed card. I gave her the nice card first, and she clearly had no idea, so I then handed her her gift with a card that said, I can't believe it's been ten years already... happy anniversary even though you probably forgot...

Why is it such a great day? I no longer have to worry about remembering every birthday, anniversary, mother's day, valentine's day, and all that other crap. We haven't celebrated our dating anniversary for years, but that doesn't matter. This was good enough for me to call it a milestone. I have a get out of jail free card that I can bring up any time I want. After ten years of trying to figure out if this is more of a flowers day or a gift day and wondering what she's going to do and what she expects me to do and if we have to have a nice dinner, we have officially deescalated the pseudo-gift-giving holidays. This is the best gift she never gave me.

 

[Gadzooks]

Today is a great day. It's the ten year anniversary of the day I met my wife. But that's only part of what makes it a great day. The real reason it's great is that my wife, who just gave birth to our son two weeks ago, then celebrated her own birthday a couple days later, and has had a constant flow of people in and out of the house, did not even realize it. And I knew it. So I ordered a fairly inexpensive Precious Moments 10 year anniversary figurine off Amazon, and got her a nice card, and had it delivered today giftwrapped with a printed card. I gave her the nice card first, and she clearly had no idea, so I then handed her her gift with a card that said, I can't believe it's been ten years already... happy anniversary even though you probably forgot... Why is it such a great day? I no longer have to worry about remembering every birthday, anniversary, mother's day, valentine's day, and all that other crap. We haven't celebrated our dating anniversary for years, but that doesn't matter. This was good enough for me to call it a milestone. I have a get out of jail free card that I can bring up any time I want. After ten years of trying to figure out if this is more of a flowers day or a gift day and wondering what she's going to do and what she expects me to do and if we have to have a nice dinner, we have officially deescalated the pseudo-gift-giving holidays. This is the best gift she never gave me.

You totally should've written her a rap song and put it on YouTube. (I actually would kinda like it if you'd do that for me on my b-day.)Also, I was hoping that her present to you was going to be that she made you pizza bagels.

 

[RudiStein]

Today is a great day. It's the ten year anniversary of the day I met my wife. But that's only part of what makes it a great day. The real reason it's great is that my wife, who just gave birth to our son two weeks ago, then celebrated her own birthday a couple days later, and has had a constant flow of people in and out of the house, did not even realize it. And I knew it. So I ordered a fairly inexpensive Precious Moments 10 year anniversary figurine off Amazon, and got her a nice card, and had it delivered today giftwrapped with a printed card. I gave her the nice card first, and she clearly had no idea, so I then handed her her gift with a card that said, I can't believe it's been ten years already... happy anniversary even though you probably forgot... Why is it such a great day? I no longer have to worry about remembering every birthday, anniversary, mother's day, valentine's day, and all that other crap. We haven't celebrated our dating anniversary for years, but that doesn't matter. This was good enough for me to call it a milestone. I have a get out of jail free card that I can bring up any time I want. After ten years of trying to figure out if this is more of a flowers day or a gift day and wondering what she's going to do and what she expects me to do and if we have to have a nice dinner, we have officially deescalated the pseudo-gift-giving holidays. This is the best gift she never gave me.

gay

 

[RudiStein]

I've had quite a few concussions, with a couple being very bad. Of things I wish I could take back in life, it's way up there. Yes, some of them could have been prevented.

Which brings up another piece of advice on the issue. Wear helmets. I thought I was too cool for one, skiing back in the day...not smart. I'll even wear a little bike helmet now when I play pick-up basketball with people I don't know because they could crush my skull or worse.

Elbow pads too?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This might seem like a strange question but do any of you know where I can get this but with a larger center? Maybe a custom cut?

TIA

 

[RudiStein]

This might seem like a strange question but do any of you know where I can get this but with a larger center? Maybe a custom cut?

TIA

You're supposed to drink the pineapple juice not dunk your hog in it. HTH.

 

[YSR]

This might seem like a strange question but do any of you know where I can get this but with a larger center? Maybe a custom cut?

TIA

You're supposed to drink the pineapple juice not dunk your hog in it. HTH.

Exactly. Wat?

 

[Thorn]

at linking a picture rather than just writing 'pineapple rings.'

 

[eoMMan]

Today is a great day. It's the ten year anniversary of the day I met my wife. But that's only part of what makes it a great day. The real reason it's great is that my wife, who just gave birth to our son two weeks ago, then celebrated her own birthday a couple days later, and has had a constant flow of people in and out of the house, did not even realize it. And I knew it. So I ordered a fairly inexpensive Precious Moments 10 year anniversary figurine off Amazon, and got her a nice card, and had it delivered today giftwrapped with a printed card. I gave her the nice card first, and she clearly had no idea, so I then handed her her gift with a card that said, I can't believe it's been ten years already... happy anniversary even though you probably forgot... Why is it such a great day? I no longer have to worry about remembering every birthday, anniversary, mother's day, valentine's day, and all that other crap. We haven't celebrated our dating anniversary for years, but that doesn't matter. This was good enough for me to call it a milestone. I have a get out of jail free card that I can bring up any time I want. After ten years of trying to figure out if this is more of a flowers day or a gift day and wondering what she's going to do and what she expects me to do and if we have to have a nice dinner, we have officially deescalated the pseudo-gift-giving holidays. This is the best gift she never gave me.

gay

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This might seem like a strange question but do any of you know where I can get this but with a larger center? Maybe a custom cut?

TIA

You're supposed to drink the pineapple juice not dunk your hog in it. HTH.

Who mentioned livestock?

 

[eoMMan]

Also, Malibu rum and pineapple juice may be the greatest drink ever. My girlfriends and I call it "Party in my Mouth". ** please keep it clean, boys.

That's pretty much a bay breeze (minus a little bit of cranberry juice).http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/malibu-bay-breeze/Detail.aspx

I don't really care what it's called. It's de-ricious.

Gotcha.....just didn't want you going to a bar and asking for a "party in your mouth".

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Today is a great day. It's the ten year anniversary of the day I met my wife. But that's only part of what makes it a great day. The real reason it's great is that my wife, who just gave birth to our son two weeks ago, then celebrated her own birthday a couple days later, and has had a constant flow of people in and out of the house, did not even realize it. And I knew it. So I ordered a fairly inexpensive Precious Moments 10 year anniversary figurine off Amazon, and got her a nice card, and had it delivered today giftwrapped with a printed card. I gave her the nice card first, and she clearly had no idea, so I then handed her her gift with a card that said, I can't believe it's been ten years already... happy anniversary even though you probably forgot...

Why is it such a great day? I no longer have to worry about remembering every birthday, anniversary, mother's day, valentine's day, and all that other crap. We haven't celebrated our dating anniversary for years, but that doesn't matter. This was good enough for me to call it a milestone. I have a get out of jail free card that I can bring up any time I want. After ten years of trying to figure out if this is more of a flowers day or a gift day and wondering what she's going to do and what she expects me to do and if we have to have a nice dinner, we have officially deescalated the pseudo-gift-giving holidays. This is the best gift she never gave me.

link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not creepy at all.

Jag Off Johnny action figure coming soon!

 

[YSR]

Active day in here for me, I know.I don't want to start a new thread on this, and since you guys were amongst the first I went to when it (I t-boned a guy) happened, Ill post this here:

Dear YSRlease be advised that we represent the interests of above-named individual, who sustained injuries as a result of the accident on September 21, 2010. Please allow this letter to serve as a notice of loss, and as such, please forward it to the insurance company providing your liability coverage. Pursuant to Florida Statute 627.4137, please provide us with the following insurance information: the name of your carrier, your policy number, effective dates of coverage, the amounts of coverage and names insured. Additionally, please be advised that if you fail to present this notice to your insurance carrier, it may determine that you prejudiced its interests with respect to this claim and you will be held personally liable for the above-named client's damages should coverage be denied in this matter.I will expect to receive the requested information within ten (10) days of this correspondence. Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated. If you have any questions, please do not hestitate to call me.Signed,Ms. Lawyerwomanof the firm whose tagline is: Let Our Family Help Yours... Serious Attorneys for Serious Injuries

Am I being sued?

 

[Gadzooks]

Not creepy at all.

Jag Off Johnny action figure coming soon!

Literally?

 

[kevzilla]

Active day in here for me, I know.I don't want to start a new thread on this, and since you guys were amongst the first I went to when it (I t-boned a guy) happened, Ill post this here:

Dear YSRlease be advised that we represent the interests of above-named individual, who sustained injuries as a result of the accident on September 21, 2010. Please allow this letter to serve as a notice of loss, and as such, please forward it to the insurance company providing your liability coverage. Pursuant to Florida Statute 627.4137, please provide us with the following insurance information: the name of your carrier, your policy number, effective dates of coverage, the amounts of coverage and names insured. Additionally, please be advised that if you fail to present this notice to your insurance carrier, it may determine that you prejudiced its interests with respect to this claim and you will be held personally liable for the above-named client's damages should coverage be denied in this matter.I will expect to receive the requested information within ten (10) days of this correspondence. Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated. If you have any questions, please do not hestitate to call me.Signed,Ms. Lawyerwomanof the firm whose tagline is: Let Our Family Help Yours... Serious Attorneys for Serious Injuries

Am I being sued?

No, but they want your insurance info so they can hash it out with them. I would cooperate.Otherwise, they're gonna have a party in....

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

(I t-boned a guy)

Heh heh

 

[YSR]

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and there will be a newlywed couple there. Normally, this would be fine.

Except: the wife, who is a couple of years younger than I am, is crazy. She has been arrested no fewer than 3 times for crimes against her ex-fiance: stealing his car (actually, following him downtown one night, seeing where he parked and then calling a tow truck on the car); sugar in the gas tank (caught on video); and the creme de la creme: she tried to burn down her ex-fiance's garage (above his wealthy grandparents' beautiful, historic house) apartment... ended up burning down the entire estate (~ $1 million +) .

I've had two dreams in the last week where she confronts me for spreading lies about her through our SC community. It is true that I have told the story of her arrest and craziness, but I've spread no lies (in fact, I've had a SC FBI-type guy look into the charges to be sure I've not gotten anything wrong).

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and there will be a newlywed couple there. Normally, this would be fine. Except: the wife, who is a couple of years younger than I am, is crazy.

Ignoring the age difference, where's the revelation here?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh, there was more. Nevermind. Reading now.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and there will be a newlywed couple there. Normally, this would be fine. Except: the wife, who is a couple of years younger than I am, is crazy. She has been arrested no fewer than 3 times for crimes against her ex-fiance: stealing his car (actually, following him downtown one night, seeing where he parked and then calling a tow truck on the car); sugar in the gas tank (caught on video); and the creme de la creme: she tried to burn down her ex-fiance's garage (above his wealthy grandparents' beautiful, historic house) apartment... ended up burning down the entire estate (~ $1 million +) .I've had two dreams in the last week where she confronts me for spreading lies about her through our SC community. It is true that I have told the story of her arrest and craziness, but I've spread no lies (in fact, I've had a SC FBI-type guy look into the charges to be sure I've not gotten anything wrong).

That's dedication to gossip.