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[Binky The Doormat]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

 

[Frostillicus]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Super delicious meat.

 

[cosjobs]

Half a ramekin of ketchup, 4 dashes of worchestershire sauce, 4 squirts of Sriracha, and juice from half a lemon makes for a great single serving of cocktail sauce.

Pretty much my recipe if you replace the catsup with more siracchi and add a tablespoon of horseradish. Oh, and no Worcester. So i guess actually pretty much not my recipe.

 

[shuke]

Too hipsterish?

Im your dingleberry http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1237/Tombstone_JohnnyRingo_3593567.jpg

Going more for a Curly Bill but that will do.

 

[shuke]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too hipsterish?

Im your dingleberry http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1237/Tombstone_JohnnyRingo_3593567.jpg

Going more for a Curly Bill but that will do.

Well....bye.

 

[General Murmur of Agreemen]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

Approval

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

 

[General Malaise]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

The guy at the Lions tailgate... his other option was wings.

 

[General Malaise]

The guy at the Lions tailgate... his other option was wings.

And he chose salad?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

if cutting up pieces of steak with a fork and knife is way too much work, maybe you guys can ask the restaurant to throw it in a blender first so you can just drink it through a straw.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

bendy straw?

 

[Thorn]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

urine idiot

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Steak = the part of the chicken that didn't become desirable until about 40 years ago?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

nothing more difficult to eat than lobster and crab. have to fight through the shell to get a morsel of meat. people wear bibs when they eat that stuff too.

yet I bet Thorny loves it! hypocrite.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

nothing more difficult to eat than lobster and crab. have to fight through the shell to get a morsel of meat. people wear bibs when they eat that stuff too.

Plus they taste like pee.

 

[Thorn]

nothing more difficult to eat than lobster and crab. people wear bibs when they eat that stuff too.

yet I bet Thorny loves it! hypocrite.

I can shuck a lob in about 30 seconds, yields about 3/4 pound of meat. Shrimp are a simple peel and you're done. Crab is probably not worth it. Wings? You barely get a mouthful, twice as messy, and as an added bonus you get gristle.

Not seeing it, hat.

 

[cosjobs]

Moist is underutilized

Like "slacks", it's a word that creeps me out and should never be used. :shudder:

I'd think you would enjoy it more than moist.

Fyp

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

shuck a lob

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

nothing more difficult to eat than lobster and crab. people wear bibs when they eat that stuff too.

yet I bet Thorny loves it! hypocrite.

I can shuck a lob in about 30 seconds, yields about 3/4 pound of meat. Shrimp are a simple peel and you're done. Crab is probably not worth it. Wings? You barely get a mouthful, twice as messy, and as an added bonus you get gristle.

Not seeing it, hat.

I can eat a wing in a couple seconds. yields a mouthful of delicious meat. toss the bone, and pick up the next one. repeat. wipe your hands when you're done.

maybe drink some cold beer in between bites.

it's really pretty exhausting work.

 

[cosjobs]

Wings suck. All of them.

How come there's no unlike/dislike button?

Not only should there be an unlike button. Anyone getting 10 dislikes in a 12 hour period should get a 2 day ban. We could save a ton on mod salaries.

 

[Sammy3469]

All you wing haters must hate crab legs, lobster, and peel and eat shrimp as well, right? Communists!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

you wing haters also prefer Applebee's Riblets (sauce on the side) to some good baby backs or St Louis Spares?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wings suck. All of them.

How come there's no unlike/dislike button?

Not only should there be an unlike button. Anyone getting 10 dislikes in a 12 hour period should get a 2 day ban. We could save a ton on mod salaries.

POTY

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

CAN'T SOMEONE CHEW THIS FOR ME???

 

[cosjobs]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

You are clinically insane

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All you wing haters must hate crab legs, lobster, and peel and eat shrimp as well, right? Communists!

I do

 

[UniAlias]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

 

[Thorn]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

you wing haters also prefer Applebee's Riblets (sauce on the side) to some good baby backs or St Louis Spares?

The work/reward ratio for (really good ribs) isn't even comparable to wings.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

you said wings suck though. that sounds like hatred.

not sure how someone can hate wings and still enjoy fried chicken. is it all that "messy" sauce that ruins the experience somehow?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

You are clinically insane

. I don't like bugs.

 

[cosjobs]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

You are clinically insane

. I don't like bugs.

Jew?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fried chicken is overrated too....unless it is a full breast cooked just right.

 

[UniAlias]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

you said wings suck though. that sounds like hatred.not sure how someone can hate wings and still enjoy fried chicken. is it all that "messy" sauce that ruins the experience somehow?

I was a little caught up in the moment. I celebrate all forms of chicken. I just find wings the least enjoyable. Small amount of meat, and the messiness is kind of annoying.

I love fried chicken so much though. Worth the mess.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

You are clinically insane

. I don't like bugs.

Jew?

Depends on how they're cooked.

 

[cosjobs]

All this talk is making me hungry.

Off to make a nice green curry with coconut milk, mussles, shrimp and cod. Suck it haters.

 

[Josie Maran]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN!!!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Fried chicken is overrated too....unless it is a full breast cooked just right.

Deboned thigh with skin on ...fried. Almost as good as a wing.

 

[General Malaise]

nothing more difficult to eat than lobster and crab. people wear bibs when they eat that stuff too.

yet I bet Thorny loves it! hypocrite.

I can shuck a lob in about 30 seconds, yields about 3/4 pound of meat. Shrimp are a simple peel and you're done. Crab is probably not worth it. Wings? You barely get a mouthful, twice as messy, and as an added bonus you get gristle.

Not seeing it, hat.

I can eat a wing in a couple seconds. yields a mouthful of delicious meat. toss the bone, and pick up the next one. repeat. wipe your hands when you're done.

maybe drink some cold beer in between bites.

it's really pretty exhausting work.

Going to do that right now.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

you said wings suck though. that sounds like hatred.not sure how someone can hate wings and still enjoy fried chicken. is it all that "messy" sauce that ruins the experience somehow?

I was a little caught up in the moment. I celebrate all forms of chicken. I just find wings the least enjoyable. Small amount of meat, and the messiness is kind of annoying.

I love fried chicken so much though. Worth the mess.

Well to be fair, not all of us have to work through a layer of hobo beard to get food into our mouths.

 

[Thorn]

nothing more difficult to eat than lobster and crab. people wear bibs when they eat that stuff too.

yet I bet Thorny loves it! hypocrite.

I can shuck a lob in about 30 seconds, yields about 3/4 pound of meat. Shrimp are a simple peel and you're done. Crab is probably not worth it. Wings? You barely get a mouthful, twice as messy, and as an added bonus you get gristle.

Not seeing it, hat.

I can eat a wing in a couple seconds. yields a mouthful of delicious meat. toss the bone, and pick up the next one. repeat. wipe your hands when you're done.

maybe drink some cold beer in between bites.

it's really pretty exhausting work.

Going to do that right now.

No wonder you sleep til 2pm

 

[Foosball God]

Fried chicken is overrated too....unless it is a full breast cooked just right.

Thighs are the way to go for fried chicken.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fried chicken is overrated too....unless it is a full breast cooked just right.

Deboned thigh with skin on ...fried. Almost as good as a wing.

Dark meat? I'd rather shuck Chris Berman's lob.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Fried chicken is overrated too....unless it is a full breast cooked just right.

Deboned thigh with skin on ...fried. Almost as good as a wing.

Dark meat? I'd rather shuck Chris Berman's lob.

I think his dark meat is called the "taint"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You'd think a homeless guy on the internet would be less picky about what he puts in his mouth.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cat bros. d'awwwww. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/YKrfD

 

[General Malaise]

Traditional wings now 70 cents each. This is an outr....nom mom nom