GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[krista4]

Cat bros. d'awwwww. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/YKrfD

 

[Annyong]

Traditional wings now 70 cents each. This is an outr....nom mom nom

Barely even a deal anymore

 

[Frostillicus]

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

You make me sad.

Words hurt.

I'm just too lazy for wings. All that work for such a tiny piece of meat. The meat:cost ratio just never really made sense to me.

Geezus - Hors d' oeuvres must give you nightmares - the meat/main component to cost ratio is astronomical.

horse dwarves don't usually require gnawing and 29 napkins.

Peel and Eat shrimp on your restricted list too? Christ, some of you should just go back to Gerbers.

All forms of shrimp are Satan's boogers.

Oh. My. God.

 

[Josie Maran]

Traditional wings now 70 cents each. This is an outr....nom mom nom

That's a pretty terrible "deal" considering their wings are the size of...something really small.

 

[cosjobs]

Traditional wings now 70 cents each. This is an outr....nom mom nom

Barely even a deal anymore

Vegas trip deal breaker for kevzilla

 

[bentley]

It's like one of these deals where a bunch of women spend too much time together and they start having their periods simultaneously. Jesus, ladies.

Also wings = overrated and crab legs totally not worth it.

 

[bentley]

I went to a meeting at Capital Factory this morning where they have a hidden conference room behind a bookshelf. It was like being in a Scooby Doo cartoon. And they gave me a pint glass and a tshirt just for showing up.

 

[Frostillicus]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

pretty much just hot pockets I think.

EDIT: oh, and tri-tip

 

[Frostillicus]

Crab legs are definitely worth it if you're not dexterously challenged.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

Yeah, that's it. Because I don't like smellfish I must only eat 3 other things.

 

[cosjobs]

I love watching women tooucj

#### you on the crab legs. You're getting frozen chicken tenders next time i feed you

 

[cosjobs]

Crab legs are definitely worth it if you're not dexterously challenged.

Or a moron

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Boobs

 

[Sammy3469]

You know what sucks is any beer from a can or bottle especially if you need a bottle opener to open it. Just too much work and the beer may spray. Tap or nothing!

 

[Frostillicus]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

Yeah, that's it. Because I don't like smellfish I must only eat 3 other things.

You seem like a picky eater.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know what sucks is any beer from a can or bottle especially if you need a bottle opener to open it. Just too much work and the beer may spray. Tap or nothing!

 

[Josie Maran]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

Yeah, that's it. Because I don't like smellfish I must only eat 3 other things.

You seem like a picky eater.

No food can be touching any other food on his plate!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

Yeah, that's it. Because I don't like smellfish I must only eat 3 other things.

You seem like a picky eater.

I prefer to think of it as "being selective".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So what do you eat then Tanner? Burgers and ham sandwiches and pizza (pepperoni only!) and that's pretty much it?

Yeah, that's it. Because I don't like smellfish I must only eat 3 other things.

You seem like a picky eater.

No food can be touching any other food on his plate!

 

[-fish-]

boneless wings? you guys drink out of a sippy cup too?

I probably should.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You know what sucks is any beer from a can or bottle especially if you need a bottle opener to open it. Just too much work and the beer may spray. Tap or nothing!

driving to a restaurant and ordering food with your voice is also pretty tedious. can't they just figure out what we want and bring it to wherever we happen to be at the time?

 

[Ignoramus]

PSA: Guise, if you're wife is on you about what she thinks is a girlfriend at work and she's wrong, don't correct her with the name of the girl you actually have the hots for. YWIA.

 

[bentley]

I love watching women tooucj

#### you on the crab legs. You're getting frozen chicken tenders next time i feed you

Trying to find a way to gracefully backtrack on this one. Obviously the crab legs at your house are an exception.

We play in the FF championship game against each other.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what sucks is any beer from a can or bottle especially if you need a bottle opener to open it. Just too much work and the beer may spray. Tap or nothing!

driving to a restaurant and ordering food with your voice is also pretty tedious. can't they just figure out what we want and bring it to wherever we happen to be at the time?

"Chewing, swallowing, and digesting food is a chore. I'm just going to shove a burrito up my ### and cut out the middle man." waka waka waka!

 

[Thorn]

Just gonna leave this here:

I take offense to the notion that I somehow "ruin" threads and I deny it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man #### this ##### I just talked to at UHC. #### her right in the #####.

Team Thorn. Wings are teh suck.

The guy at the Lions tailgate... his other option was wings.

CAN'T SOMEONE CHEW THIS FOR ME???

You want me to robin feed you?

 

[-fish-]

Just gonna leave this here:

I take offense to the notion that I somehow "ruin" threads and I deny it.

I have no words.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hope he gets over his comma allergy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

I'm a potato skin guy myself. It can't have too much potato though. I don't think I've ever eaten more that 3 chicken wings at one sitting.

 

[cosjobs]

I love watching women tooucj

#### you on the crab legs. You're getting frozen chicken tenders next time i feed you

Trying to find a way to gracefully backtrack on this one. Obviously the crab legs at your house are an exception.We play in the FF championship game against each other.

Now you've ####ed up and motivated my squad.

They're playing for the crab legs, baby

 

[-fish-]

New lady friend met roverkid last night. Nothing exploded.

One step closer to a boring, domestic life and going back to wishing for the sweet release of death.

 

[Josie Maran]

Such a tragedy.

 

[cosjobs]

All this talk is making me hungry.

Off to make a nice green curry with coconut milk, mussles, shrimp and cod. Suck it haters.

Found some conch, squid and octopus in the freezer. Going to be even better now.

 

[Drifter]

New lady friend met roverkid last night. Nothing exploded.

One step closer to a boring, domestic life and going back to wishing for the sweet release of death.

We should all hang out again. That should scare her off.

 

[Drifter]

All this talk is making me hungry.

Off to make a nice green curry with coconut milk, mussles, shrimp and cod. Suck it haters.

Found some conch, squid and octopus in the freezer. Going to be even better now.

OK Jacque Cousteau, I'm going to pick up some Fried Chicken on the way home

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I don't hate wings, I've just always preferred burgers/nachos/pizza when ordering bar food.

Wing people sure are defensive about wing eating.

you said wings suck though. that sounds like hatred.not sure how someone can hate wings and still enjoy fried chicken. is it all that "messy" sauce that ruins the experience somehow?

I was a little caught up in the moment. I celebrate all forms of chicken. I just find wings the least enjoyable. Small amount of meat, and the messiness is kind of annoying.I love fried chicken so much though. Worth the mess.

Well to be fair, not all of us have to work through a layer of hobo beard to get food into our mouths.

 

[kevzilla]

All this talk is making me hungry.

Off to make a nice green curry with coconut milk, mussles, shrimp and cod. Suck it haters.

Found some conch, squid and octopus in the freezer under a mattress. Going to be even better now.

 

[heckmanm]

I do think I've mastered the wing ordering there. I order the traditional wings with a dry rub like Chipotle or Desert Heat and ask them to go very light on the seasoning as they tend to just dump a TON of the salty rub in there. Then I order a side of Caribbean Jerk sauce for dipping. This way, my hands don't look like I was performing an autopsy afterwards and I don't have to lap up sauce everywhere. TA DA!

This is my standard wing move...dry or dry rub and then sauce on the side. I don't like it when my wings come out like K4's hiking socks. :highfive:

Went back to comment here before it got too icky.

My go to order is - naked (no breading ever), and make'em float or say extra done, fried hard ...something to express that there are to be no icky goo parts left. And of course sauce on the side.

my link?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Wings. Must we choose a side?

 

[Josie Maran]

Wings. Must we choose a side?

I hope all these turds choose the other side. More wingy for me.

 

[cosjobs]

Wings. Must we choose a side?

If choose a side we must, I'll take the side with the two narrow bones and their superior cartilage ratios

 

[Annyong]

I'm still upset at Roboto

 

[Idiot Boxer]

When it comes to wings, I'm on team Ridnicki. Anything else is unAmerican

 

[mr roboto]

I'm still upset at Roboto

luff ewe.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Just gonna leave this here:

I take offense to the notion that I somehow "ruin" threads and I deny it.

I have no words.

Most of the "ruined" threads wouldn't have been good anyway. Tim mostly posts in BS political and current event threads.

 

[Henry Ford]

I just spent an hour arguing about witchcraft. WTF is wrong with me?

 

[mr roboto]

I just spent an hour arguing about witchcraft. WTF is wrong with me?

Was this a billable hour?

 

[Henry Ford]

I just spent an hour arguing about witchcraft. WTF is wrong with me?

Was this a billable hour?

Only in the sense that I regained my senses and felt like someone took advantage of my trusting nature.

 

[mr roboto]

I just spent an hour arguing about witchcraft. WTF is wrong with me?

Was this a billable hour?

Only in the sense that I regained my senses and felt like someone took advantage of my trusting nature.

Sorry gb.