GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Guster]

Both my GB and I got companion passes for Southwest, so we're looking to take our wives on a few couples trips (the 4 of us) next year for quick 2-3 day trips. Looks like we're definitely going to do Boston in the summer and we're narrowing down another one to either Nashville or Vegas.

I know enough about Vegas, but don't know anything about Nashville. We're eaters, drinkers, and like to enjoy a good night out; which I'm sure we can have in both places. Definitely want the trip to be "easy" (i.e. cab from airport and just go with the flow from there...no rental cars, easy public transport/cabs, etc.)

We love music, but none of us are country fans....so I realize I'm stereotyping here...but it is the country music capital of the world.....AMIRITE?

Any leans either way to those who have been to both?

TIA

SW flies to Louisville.

#derbyhole

You complete me.

I'm trying to get my ex's parents to fly in for the weekend so I can be kid free and let loose this time...What's the current roll call for DerbyHole II?

guster +1

Shuke

SLB + Pep?

Tre

Uni?

Cos +1?

Drifter?

Homer?

I can put several up at my place and a courtyard by Marriott opened up a mile from my place since the last DerbyHole

 

[Limp Ditka]

Blowup doll that looks like Bentley?

Do these exist? Asking for a friend.

The likes, all of them

 

[Henry Ford]

Midgets that are like 10 feet tall. Would be scary as hell

Like a taller Peyton Manning?

 

[cosjobs]

Both my GB and I got companion passes for Southwest, so we're looking to take our wives on a few couples trips (the 4 of us) next year for quick 2-3 day trips. Looks like we're definitely going to do Boston in the summer and we're narrowing down another one to either Nashville or Vegas.

I know enough about Vegas, but don't know anything about Nashville. We're eaters, drinkers, and like to enjoy a good night out; which I'm sure we can have in both places. Definitely want the trip to be "easy" (i.e. cab from airport and just go with the flow from there...no rental cars, easy public transport/cabs, etc.)

We love music, but none of us are country fans....so I realize I'm stereotyping here...but it is the country music capital of the world.....AMIRITE?

Any leans either way to those who have been to both?

TIA

SW flies to Louisville.

#derbyhole

You complete me.

I'm trying to get my ex's parents to fly in for the weekend so I can be kid free and let loose this time...What's the current roll call for DerbyHole II?

guster +1

Shuke

SLB + Pep?

Tre

Uni?

Cos +1?

Drifter?

Homer?

I can put several up at my place and a courtyard by Marriott opened up a mile from my place since the last DerbyHole

I'm in unsure about Joyce

on many levels actually

 

[Josie Maran]

Pissed. Was gonna get the complete Calvin and Hobbes for my nephews but friggin Amazon won't have it back in stock til the 23rd.

Drifter, WHAT THE ####!!!

Damn I picked up a mint collection at an estate sale a while back. Maybe I can find them as I am packing up to move. If I do I'll let you know. Odds 15%

Just got it at Barnes and Noble, but thanks for the offer. :gaypickle:

 

[General Malaise]

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.


"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"









"Because he's thinking of getting married."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.


"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"









"Because he's thinking of getting married."

LMAO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Although the Brit-speak is a bit of a distraction.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A traveling salesman has been out on the road, away from his family, for weeks. One night walks into a whorehouse. He tells the madam "I want you to give me your least popular girl. I want a homely one with a bad body that just lays there."

The madam says "Sir, our prices are rather reasonable. I'm sure we can find someone better in your price range."

The salesman replies "Lady, I'm not horny...I'm homesick."

 

[eoMMan]

A traveling salesman has been out on the road, away from his family, for weeks. One night walks into a whorehouse. He tells the madam "I want you to give me your least popular girl. I want a homely one with a bad body that just lays there."

The madam says "Sir, our prices are rather reasonable. I'm sure we can find someone better in your price range."

The salesman replies "Lady, I'm not horny...I'm homesick."

Haha...so the whore is sort of like his wife. Is that correct?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A traveling salesman has been out on the road, away from his family, for weeks. One night walks into a whorehouse. He tells the madam "I want you to give me your least popular girl. I want a homely one with a bad body that just lays there."

The madam says "Sir, our prices are rather reasonable. I'm sure we can find someone better in your price range."

The salesman replies "Lady, I'm not horny...I'm homesick."

Haha...so the whore is sort of like his wife. Is that correct?

Your face is a whore

 

[shuke]

I just took a #### so big that somehow it screwed up the hotel toilet flapper valve. Anyone who knows anything about toilets knows that isn't possible but somehow it happened.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Usually not a fan of the "clever bar sidewalk sign" but...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just took a #### so big that somehow it screwed up the hotel toilet flapper valve. Anyone who knows anything about toilets knows that isn't possible but somehow it happened.

Why would you give yourself and upper-decker?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I just took a #### so big that somehow it screwed up the hotel toilet flapper valve. Anyone who knows anything about toilets knows that isn't possible but somehow it happened.

Its like you are throwing down a gauntlet.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I just took a #### so big that somehow it screwed up the hotel toilet flapper valve. Anyone who knows anything about toilets knows that isn't possible but somehow it happened.

Its like you are throwing down a gauntlet.

Shark move is to request another room now.

 

[UniAlias]

Both my GB and I got companion passes for Southwest, so we're looking to take our wives on a few couples trips (the 4 of us) next year for quick 2-3 day trips. Looks like we're definitely going to do Boston in the summer and we're narrowing down another one to either Nashville or Vegas.

I know enough about Vegas, but don't know anything about Nashville. We're eaters, drinkers, and like to enjoy a good night out; which I'm sure we can have in both places. Definitely want the trip to be "easy" (i.e. cab from airport and just go with the flow from there...no rental cars, easy public transport/cabs, etc.)

We love music, but none of us are country fans....so I realize I'm stereotyping here...but it is the country music capital of the world.....AMIRITE?

Any leans either way to those who have been to both?

TIA

SW flies to Louisville.

#derbyhole

You complete me.

I'm trying to get my ex's parents to fly in for the weekend so I can be kid free and let loose this time...What's the current roll call for DerbyHole II?

guster +1

Shuke

SLB + Pep?

Tre

Uni?

Cos +1?

Drifter?

Homer?

I can put several up at my place and a courtyard by Marriott opened up a mile from my place since the last DerbyHole

Definitely want to and am planning on it, just depends on my $ situation. Panhandling not as lucrative after all those stupid nosy investigative reporter stories.

 

[krista4]

Usually not a fan of the "clever bar sidewalk sign" but...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Both my GB and I got companion passes for Southwest, so we're looking to take our wives on a few couples trips (the 4 of us) next year for quick 2-3 day trips. Looks like we're definitely going to do Boston in the summer and we're narrowing down another one to either Nashville or Vegas.

I know enough about Vegas, but don't know anything about Nashville. We're eaters, drinkers, and like to enjoy a good night out; which I'm sure we can have in both places. Definitely want the trip to be "easy" (i.e. cab from airport and just go with the flow from there...no rental cars, easy public transport/cabs, etc.)

We love music, but none of us are country fans....so I realize I'm stereotyping here...but it is the country music capital of the world.....AMIRITE?

Any leans either way to those who have been to both?

TIA

SW flies to Louisville.

#derbyhole

You complete me.

I'm trying to get my ex's parents to fly in for the weekend so I can be kid free and let loose this time...What's the current roll call for DerbyHole II?

guster +1

Shuke

SLB + Pep?

Tre

Uni?

Cos +1?

Drifter?

Homer?

I can put several up at my place and a courtyard by Marriott opened up a mile from my place since the last DerbyHole

Definitely want to and am planning on it, just depends on my $ situation. Panhandling not as lucrative after all those stupid nosy investigative reporter stories.

Whats this bull####?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

the guy who plays Otis in $1k drunken heads up poker matchups has $ issues?

 

[Annyong]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

The lure of you animals was just too strong to ignore.

Makes sense. I hear Frosti's wearing pheromones these days.

Bob I accidentally clicked on your name. Didn't actually "visit" your page

 

[krista4]

At the HOA meeting. Trouble with the PA system. There are < a dozen people here so not sure why we need a PA. One of the Board members is named "Glee". No cookies evident.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At the HOA meeting. Trouble with the PA system. There are < a dozen people here so not sure why we need a PA. One of the Board members is named "Glee". No cookies evident.

(smattering of disinterest)

 

[Henry Ford]

At the HOA meeting. Trouble with the PA system. There are < a dozen people here so not sure why we need a PA. One of the Board members is named "Glee". No cookies evident.

I read that as saying there are Pacmen eating a dozen people.

 

[krista4]

The secretary has noted she wishes we had a warm fire and some hot cocoa. Not sure if the minutes will reflect this.

 

[UniAlias]

Both my GB and I got companion passes for Southwest, so we're looking to take our wives on a few couples trips (the 4 of us) next year for quick 2-3 day trips. Looks like we're definitely going to do Boston in the summer and we're narrowing down another one to either Nashville or Vegas.

I know enough about Vegas, but don't know anything about Nashville. We're eaters, drinkers, and like to enjoy a good night out; which I'm sure we can have in both places. Definitely want the trip to be "easy" (i.e. cab from airport and just go with the flow from there...no rental cars, easy public transport/cabs, etc.)

We love music, but none of us are country fans....so I realize I'm stereotyping here...but it is the country music capital of the world.....AMIRITE?

Any leans either way to those who have been to both?

TIA

SW flies to Louisville.

#derbyhole

You complete me.

I'm trying to get my ex's parents to fly in for the weekend so I can be kid free and let loose this time...What's the current roll call for DerbyHole II?

guster +1

Shuke

SLB + Pep?

Tre

Uni?

Cos +1?

Drifter?

Homer?

I can put several up at my place and a courtyard by Marriott opened up a mile from my place since the last DerbyHole

Definitely want to and am planning on it, just depends on my $ situation. Panhandling not as lucrative after all those stupid nosy investigative reporter stories.

Whats this bull####?

I said I'm planning on going! Will know in a few weeks if I'm 100% in or not.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Did you ever find your mailbox?

 

[Ignoramus]

The secretary has noted she wishes we had a warm fire and some hot cocoa.

Vociferous cacophony of agreement.

 

[Limp Ditka]

The secretary has noted she wishes we had a warm fire and some hot cocoa.

Vociferous cacophony of agreement.

For an ignoramus, you sure know some big words

 

[ScottNorwood]

So now that GM has Tim to compete with I think he needs to do something to spice things up a bit. Maybe a novel? Mr. Ishida's Liquor Store?

 

[Ignoramus]

The secretary has noted she wishes we had a warm fire and some hot cocoa.

Vociferous cacophony of agreement.

For an ignoramus, you sure know some big words

No shtick, I used to read the dictionary on the school bus.On a completely unrelated note, I got picked on a lot when I was a kid and was a virgin through high school.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The secretary has noted she wishes we had a warm fire and some hot cocoa. Not sure if the minutes will reflect this.

Generous peristaltic sounds from the gallery

 

[Thorn]

The secretary has noted she wishes we had a warm fire and some hot cocoa. Not sure if the minutes will reflect this.

Pretty sure you need to object to the acceptance of the minutes at the next meeting if it's not reflected.

 

[krista4]

Other than Mr Krista, I'm the youngest person here by at least 25 years.

Btw, you can call us "Kim and Dean" or "Chris and Don" from now on. Everyone else is.

 

[krista4]

Did you ever find your mailbox?

Might offer a motion on this.

Lots of tree talk here.

Also, the current guy keeps saying "Mockingbird" instead of "Hummingbird" as the name of a street, and everyone murmurs a correction every time.

 

[-fish-]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Moist slacks?

my slacks are moist right now.

 

[cosjobs]

Did you ever find your mailbox?

Might offer a motion on this.Lots of tree talk here.

Also, the current guy keeps saying "Mockingbird" instead of "Hummingbird" as the name of a street, and everyone murmurs a correction every time.

Is it that Herman Munster guy?

 

[-fish-]

Killing roverfish, Day 26:

I don't recognize what I'm becoming. Notcrazywoman works at an office 3 blocks from me. We met at lunch at went Christmas shopping together. I've seen her every day for 5 days, and that's probably because we needed a day off after charvikhole.

Thursdaying with Meg tonight. I need to clear my head

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Move for a hostile takeover of this assembly.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Other than Mr Krista, I'm the youngest person here by at least 25 years.

Btw, you can call us "Kim and Dean" or "Chris and Don" from now on. Everyone else is.

Oh great ...which one is which?

 

[Josie Maran]

I move for fish to find a crazy f###ing stripper to date ASAP.

What the hell is going on around here!?!?!?

 

[-fish-]

For god's sake, woman, move that they install a boat ramp!

 

[ScottNorwood]

The best cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches is Muenster

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The best cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches is Muenster

Move that this be added to the record.

 

[Josie Maran]

The best cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches is Muenster

So you woke up this morning and decided to be a bombthrower, huh?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did you ever find your mailbox?

Might offer a motion on this.Lots of tree talk here.

Also, the current guy keeps saying "Mockingbird" instead of "Hummingbird" as the name of a street, and everyone murmurs a correction every time.

Is it that Herman Munster guy?

Love his cheese.

 

[ScottNorwood]

The best cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches is Muenster

So you woke up this morning and decided to be a bombthrower, huh?

It's not trolling if it's true

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The best cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches is Muenster

Effin Norwood.

 

[Annyong]

Frumumda IMO

 

[kevzilla]

Our regional grocery chain has jalapeño Muenster. So good.