GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Are k4s derbying?

Wish we could but doubt it. We're heading to Louisville in early March for my Grandpa's 95th birthday so don't think we'd be passing through again so soon after.

Yes, god forbid you travel twice within 3 months.

To Kentucky?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are k4s derbying?

Wish we could but doubt it. We're heading to Louisville in early March for my Grandpa's 95th birthday so don't think we'd be passing through again so soon after.

Yes, god forbid you travel twice within 3 months.

To Kentucky?

There's bourbon. And derby and Cornhole and Cincy and a casino!

 

[Henry Ford]

All Hail GM! He has fulfilled The Prophecy!

Tim has a thread.

 

[Sammy3469]

Currently in the waiting room while my wife is gettting her pooper violated.

My home does not have a waiting room.

I meant professionally

What's the job title for sitting in a waiting room while your wife gets her pooper violated? Talent agent? Manager?

Fluffer?

 

[Henry Ford]

Currently in the waiting room while my wife is gettting her pooper violated.

My home does not have a waiting room.

I meant professionally

What's the job title for sitting in a waiting room while your wife gets her pooper violated? Talent agent? Manager?

Fluffer?

I see. So this is only one of his job duties.

 

[Thorn]

I really am a peach.

I liked you better when you were a cricket.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Are k4s derbying?

Wish we could but doubt it. We're heading to Louisville in early March for my Grandpa's 95th birthday so don't think we'd be passing through again so soon after.

Yes, god forbid you travel twice within 3 months.

To Kentucky?

There's bourbon. And derby and Cornhole and Cincy and a casino!

You had me until Cincy

 

[Ignoramus]

So my whiz-bang camera system that I bought after suspected thefts that were actually just my idiocy actually paid off yesterday! Caught on camera was one of the local homeless gentlemen pilfering my hard-earned Amazon loot. He literally pushes a shopping cart around with the stuff he steals and has been arrested a bunch of times for it and is a known crack-head. I went scouring the neighborhood for him but (probably luckily for me) didn't find him. Ended up calling the cops and filing a report.

His total haul: 1 X 3lb. bag of Blood Meal valued at $7.48 plus 1 X 3lb. bag of Bone Meal valued at $7.29

I felt bad about wasting the cops' time over $15 but it's the ####### principle of the matter, man.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cheap Trick and Kool in the Gang free show for the New Orleans Bowl tomorrow

 

[Sammy3469]

So my whiz-bang camera system that I bought after suspected thefts that were actually just my idiocy actually paid off yesterday! Caught on camera was one of the local homeless gentlemen pilfering my hard-earned Amazon loot. He literally pushes a shopping cart around with the stuff he steals and has been arrested a bunch of times for it and is a known crack-head. I went scouring the neighborhood for him but (probably luckily for me) didn't find him. Ended up calling the cops and filing a report.

His total haul: 1 X 3lb. bag of Blood Meal valued at $7.48 plus 1 X 3lb. bag of Bone Meal valued at $7.29

I felt bad about wasting the cops' time over $15 but it's the ####### principle of the matter, man.

and the cops didn't arrest you for suspected bomb-making?

 

[Henry Ford]

So my whiz-bang camera system that I bought after suspected thefts that were actually just my idiocy actually paid off yesterday! Caught on camera was one of the local homeless gentlemen pilfering my hard-earned Amazon loot. He literally pushes a shopping cart around with the stuff he steals and has been arrested a bunch of times for it and is a known crack-head. I went scouring the neighborhood for him but (probably luckily for me) didn't find him. Ended up calling the cops and filing a report.

His total haul: 1 X 3lb. bag of Blood Meal valued at $7.48 plus 1 X 3lb. bag of Bone Meal valued at $7.29

I felt bad about wasting the cops' time over $15 but it's the ####### principle of the matter, man.

Maybe he's trying to grow his own crack.

 

[Thorn]

Are k4s derbying?

Wish we could but doubt it. We're heading to Louisville in early March for my Grandpa's 95th birthday so don't think we'd be passing through again so soon after.

Yes, god forbid you travel twice within 3 months.

To Kentucky?

There's bourbon. And derby and Cornhole and Cincy and a casino!

Oh you don't have to sell me. I was in Milwaukee twice this year. Milwaukee.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

blood meal?

bone meal?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think ig is making a bomb

 

[General Malaise]

I think it would be funny to have a dozen or so people just show up in Bakersfield and flash cornhole tanner

Can we visit him at school?

Every like!

 

[kevzilla]

One of our hospitals has opened a "breastfeeding lounge." I wanted to ask about the cover charge, but there's just no sense of humor about this subject around here.

 

[Henry Ford]

blood meal?

bone meal?

Not a big gardener, eh?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

blood meal?

bone meal?

Not a big gardener, eh?

guess not

 

[Henry Ford]

blood meal?

bone meal?

Not a big gardener, eh?

guess not

You bury it under a mangrove tree and use it to raise the Evil One. It's a thing.

 

[Ignoramus]

Cheap Trick and Kool in the Gang free show for the New Orleans Bowl tomorrow

I must have seen Cheap Trick seven or eight times when I was in the Army. Seems like every 4th of July or Veterans' Day they would put on a free concert on base for us soldiers.BB King came to Hungary and played for us, as did Hootie & The Blowfish back when they were still near their prime fame days (sometime in '96/'97).

Good peeps.

 

[Ignoramus]

blood meal?

bone meal?

Not a big gardener, eh?

guess not

You bury it under a mangrove tree and use it to raise the Evil One. It's a thing.

You forgot about the AZOMITE. That's critical.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I remember when Kool used to co-exist peacefully alongside the Gang. Now he's in the gang? Must be tough times for 70s legends.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

blood meal?

bone meal?

Not a big gardener, eh?

guess not

You bury it under a mangrove tree and use it to raise the Evil One. It's a thing.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I remember when Kool used to co-exist peacefully alongside the Gang. Now he's in the gang? Must be tough times for 70s legends.

Like

 

[cosjobs]

blood meal?

bone meal?

Let's make a curry!

 

[strykerpks]

Are k4s derbying?

Wish we could but doubt it. We're heading to Louisville in early March for my Grandpa's 95th birthday so don't think we'd be passing through again so soon after.

Yes, god forbid you travel twice within 3 months.

To Kentucky?

There's bourbon. And derby and Cornhole and Cincy and a casino!

Oh you don't have to sell me. I was in Milwaukee twice this year. Milwaukee.

Says the guy from the other Portland. <_<

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Sold Albert Oaks officially as of 10:45 this evening. Or i get their 5 figure escrow if they back out at this point. CLosing is 1/7.

Also finalized a deal on the creek flood deadly cat house and close on that later in the day 1/7.

I feel like a bazillion pounds are off my shoulder.

Now I get everyone moved in, buy a motorcycle and ride ride ride.

Porthole, Vegashole and Derbyhole all on the agenda.

Congrats Cos - I know its a big load off.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

So my whiz-bang camera system that I bought after suspected thefts that were actually just my idiocy actually paid off yesterday! Caught on camera was one of the local homeless gentlemen pilfering my hard-earned Amazon loot. He literally pushes a shopping cart around with the stuff he steals and has been arrested a bunch of times for it and is a known crack-head. I went scouring the neighborhood for him but (probably luckily for me) didn't find him. Ended up calling the cops and filing a report.

His total haul: 1 X 3lb. bag of Blood Meal valued at $7.48 plus 1 X 3lb. bag of Bone Meal valued at $7.29

I felt bad about wasting the cops' time over $15 but it's the ####### principle of the matter, man.

I think the black market price on that stuff is pretty much free.

 

[Henry Ford]

So my whiz-bang camera system that I bought after suspected thefts that were actually just my idiocy actually paid off yesterday! Caught on camera was one of the local homeless gentlemen pilfering my hard-earned Amazon loot. He literally pushes a shopping cart around with the stuff he steals and has been arrested a bunch of times for it and is a known crack-head. I went scouring the neighborhood for him but (probably luckily for me) didn't find him. Ended up calling the cops and filing a report.

His total haul: 1 X 3lb. bag of Blood Meal valued at $7.48 plus 1 X 3lb. bag of Bone Meal valued at $7.29

I felt bad about wasting the cops' time over $15 but it's the ####### principle of the matter, man.

I think the black market price on that stuff is pretty much free.

That's so racist.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cheap Trick and Kool in the Gang free show for the New Orleans Bowl tomorrow

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Your face is a load off.

 

[strykerpks]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

All my likes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I remember when Kool used to co-exist peacefully alongside the Gang. Now he's in the gang? Must be tough times for 70s legends.

 

[Sammy3469]

Your face is a load off.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Considering leaving for the new TimThreadTM*.

*not actually true

 

[Stoneys]

I took my dog to the vet today because I don't have anything else to do and Mrs. SLB couldn't do it yesterday because she was working. I'm just kidding, she wasn't working. It sort of worked out though because the vet buys stuff from me and I had a Christmas present for him. Everybody is happy to see a sales person, with food. I weighed the dog, 52 pounds, and they directed me to room 4. It was his actual nail that was all busted up and still pretty sore. Dr. Jones said he didn't think it was too big of a deal but needed to take the dog in the back room, trim it up and shave it back or else it could get infected. Cool. So he and the dog leave and I proceed to check my e-mails. They return 10 minutes later and Dr. Jones says "everything was going well but he must have been pretty scared because he pooped and peed all over me. I mean poop was shooting out of his butt like a fountain!". FML

Then I had an appointment with another doctor, a specialist, about the problem I've been having in my chest since June. I don't think I've posted much but I had a CT scan, an upper scope and a colonoscopy and all looked good. It took Mrs. SLB to diagnose it as a hernia caused by scar tissue when I had my gall bladder removed years ago. I didn't tell the doctor my wife's diagnosis (she knows him *gulp*, *gulp*) but he checked me out and put his hand right where I've been having pain. Yep I have an umbilical port hernia. At least I hope that's all it is. Then the doctor asked where I had my gall bladder removed because " the incision is 3x as long as it should be and vertical instead of horizontal. The surgeon must have been drunk when he performed it". I'm having surgery on 12/29 to repair it. FML

My dad is having double hernia surgery on 12/31....he thinks that one, maybe even both occurred when he sneezed a few months ago. He has an umbilical hernia and i don't remember the other...it's all good. hell he survived prostate cancer and having his prostate removed, this will be nothing for him...or you

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SLB> might as well get the prostate out while you're at it.

 

[Thorn]

Are k4s derbying?

Wish we could but doubt it. We're heading to Louisville in early March for my Grandpa's 95th birthday so don't think we'd be passing through again so soon after.

Yes, god forbid you travel twice within 3 months.

To Kentucky?

There's bourbon. And derby and Cornhole and Cincy and a casino!

Oh you don't have to sell me. I was in Milwaukee twice this year. Milwaukee.

Says the guy from the other Portland. <_<

You really should learn to take a compliment.

 

[General Malaise]

I really am a peach.

I liked you better when you were a cricket.

lofl

 

[Josie Maran]

I really am a peach.

I liked you better when you were a cricket.

Those were good days.

 

[General Malaise]

One of our hospitals has opened a "breastfeeding lounge." I wanted to ask about the cover charge, but there's just no sense of humor about this subject around here.

Too late for SS gifts?

 

[Josie Maran]

Pissed. Was gonna get the complete Calvin and Hobbes for my nephews but friggin Amazon won't have it back in stock til the 23rd.

Drifter, WHAT THE ####!!!

 

[General Murmur of Agreemen]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

 

[Thorn]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

Seems like a lot of effort for a new alias only to leave the last letter of your name off.

 

[General Malaise]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

Seems like a lot of effort for a new alias only to leave the last letter of your name off.

I don't think the fellow is a very strong speller.

 

[Thorn]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Start reading novels and the metamorphosis will be complete.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe it's been said before but the fact that DW is posting in here makes me happy

Heads nodded vigorously in agreement around the room

Seems like a lot of effort for a new alias only to leave the last letter of your name off.

I thought it was intentional. Like Yes-men, but Agreemen.

 

[General Malaise]

Wearing slacks for the third day in a row this week. Hasn't happened in several years for me. Between bad facial hair and Kohl's slacks, I've never felt closer to Shuke in all my life.

Start reading novels and the metamorphosis will be complete.

I'm reading "The Sportswriter" by Richard Ford currently. Great novel.