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mr roboto
Footballguy
I just received a very qualified lead. This woman and her husband are extremely wealthy and are very interested in our business opportunity. Of course, her first name is Shelby and thanks to this degenerate thread I will be struggling not to say "go home Shelby" on our first call.
bentley
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
We can all agree Train is an awful awful band right?
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
The White Castle of music
krista4
Footballguy
Unresolved conflict in our house whether Drops of Jupiter is the worst song ever or Deep Blue Something's "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is. But in any case, it's in the top two.
bentley
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I agree but I assume FDAS would chime in and defend Nickelback like he always does.
krista4
Footballguy
The song? Everything.
The movie? Nothing.
Actually having breakfast there? They don't serve food.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
bostonfred
Footballguy
She smokes a pack a day
no wait that's me
but anyway
we've got nothing in common
no common ground to start from
and we're falling apart
the first one is a contrived way of making an observation about some girl. there's no need to write the words "no wait that's me" intro a song unless you're making some kind of point. even if the point is to say she has a flaw... just kidding she's perfect, I'm the ####... it's still a cheesy easy to get there.
At least the second song connects with something. A failed relationship where both people know it's over.
no wait that's me
but anyway
we've got nothing in common
no common ground to start from
and we're falling apart
the first one is a contrived way of making an observation about some girl. there's no need to write the words "no wait that's me" intro a song unless you're making some kind of point. even if the point is to say she has a flaw... just kidding she's perfect, I'm the ####... it's still a cheesy easy to get there.
At least the second song connects with something. A failed relationship where both people know it's over.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Meet Virginia
I can't wait to
meet Virginia
yeaaaah
I said what about breakfast at Tiffanys
she said i think I remember the film
as I recall I think we both kind of liked it
and I said well that's one thing we've got
The first song reads like a Caruso meme. So you're telling me all about this girl who's so awesome (although you led of by telling us that you're a smoker and a liar) and you haven't even met her yet? what have you been droning on about then?
The second one is a poignant observation about remainder failure, how you look for things you can cling to to keep the relationship alive. Wait, didn't we like that movie? That's not a real foundation and he knows it. She barely even remembers what he's talking about. But he's keeping hope alive. She knows it's not going to work. We know is not going to work. But we've all had that break up where you didn't want to believe it was really over, and you find these obscure mementos that you cant quote let go of.
I can't wait to
meet Virginia
yeaaaah
I said what about breakfast at Tiffanys
she said i think I remember the film
as I recall I think we both kind of liked it
and I said well that's one thing we've got
The first song reads like a Caruso meme. So you're telling me all about this girl who's so awesome (although you led of by telling us that you're a smoker and a liar) and you haven't even met her yet? what have you been droning on about then?
The second one is a poignant observation about remainder failure, how you look for things you can cling to to keep the relationship alive. Wait, didn't we like that movie? That's not a real foundation and he knows it. She barely even remembers what he's talking about. But he's keeping hope alive. She knows it's not going to work. We know is not going to work. But we've all had that break up where you didn't want to believe it was really over, and you find these obscure mementos that you cant quote let go of.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Breakfast at Tiffany's is a great tune. 
krista4
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Oh it's deep, baby.Your face is a deep blue something.Breakfast at Tiffany's is a great tune.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Meet Virgina is stab-worthy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My ex-wife loves Train. Further evidence that large boobs and a nice tan can convince me of anything.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
does that mean boobs and a nice tan are able to convince you, or that boobs and a nice tan can convince you?
kevzilla
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Going to be singing Breakfast at Tiffany's in my head the rest of the day. I'm ok with it.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Can we throw Spin Doctors, Crash Test Dummies and Seven Mary Three into the discussion?
Breakfast at Tiffanys
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You know what doesn't suck? Soviet/Estonian TV commercials from the 1980s. They are awesomely terrible.
At the very least skip to about 3:45. Trade School 16 Welcomes the Rolling Stones!!!
(and I guess the Estonians were cool with showing boobs on TV...consider yourself warned)
At the very least skip to about 3:45. Trade School 16 Welcomes the Rolling Stones!!!
(and I guess the Estonians were cool with showing boobs on TV...consider yourself warned)
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't think so.
- Spin Doctors: dirty wanna be stoner hippies who played a maximum of 3 chords paired with awful, silly, repetitive lyrics. I'm 99% sure their concerts encouraged hackey-sacking and Zima.
- Crash Test Dummies: serious, topical, Canadian. And because the band was driven by a vocalist who sounded like Jame Gumb of Silence of the Lambs, the producers thought his soothing lyrics weren't quite enough to carry the day, so he insisted on implementing humming to end each stanza.
- Seven Mary Three: borderline tolerable with a hit called "Cumbersome", until mid-90s radio and MTV beat us over the head with it to the point we all begged for a follow-up to wash the other song away. Alas, they ran out of SAT words to write songs about and soon enough, we all turned our attention to Marcy's Playground, Local H and Days of the New, aka the original Creed.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Seven-Mary-Three gets bonus points for taking their name from CHiPs.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"Cumbersome" was terrible. In no way tolerable.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I liked their whole album 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I like Cumbersome.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Pretty sure Cumbersome has now replaced Breakfast at Tiffany's in my brain. I'm ok with it.
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