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[Limp Ditka]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

Your face is nougat.

Hear those snickers? They're about your face

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

Your face is nougat.

Hear those snickers? They're about your face

I hear you like having 3 Musketeers in your mouth.

 

[krista4]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

I agree. Maybe this is the way elderly people think.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

<obligatory wife and kid joke>

Just to recap for those who weren't around these parts then.......

I was tapped to video Guster drawing #s during coshole. I did, but whatever app/program thing he was using to draw the numbers didn't work. I gave up after 4 seconds and went back to nibbling SLB's ear and being drunk.

Guster did something to correct his DOS program, but had someone else video the numbers-drawing (Mrs SLB, maybe?).

I ("active cancer" boy YSR references above) ended up winning the 4th quarter when the Ravens took a safety. I didn't know it until Guster started dancing me around the patio and saying "you won!".

At some point, I did shots of Pappys and cucumber vodka

 

[Limp Ditka]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

Your face is nougat.

Hear those snickers? They're about your face

I hear you like having 3 Musketeers in your mouth.

100 grand punches for you

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's weird because I love chocolate and peanuts and caramel but it just doesn't work the way it should in a Snickers. I think the nougat jacks it all up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I love this guy's style (street fight video, probably some NSFW language)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

For Tanner

(Maybe NSFW if you're asianed)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Tanner

(Maybe NSFW if you're asianed)

Not really sure why it's for me but it rules.

Related

 

[General Malaise]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN.

WE LOVE AND MISS YOU.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

For Tanner

(Maybe NSFW if you're asianed)

Not really sure why it's for me but it rules.

Related

Because I think you have to be somewhat of a misanthrope to enjoy watching a child kick another child in the face. My wife was not at all amused.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

✔✔

 

[heckmanm]

With apologies for bringing "ballgate" in here, here's a picture of Belichick being SHOCKED that the balls were tampered with

 

[kevzilla]

So, I'm up after sleeping most of the afternoon/early evening. Think I've got the flu or something, as I'm running hot and cold and generally feel like ####. I'm usually at work in like 4 hours, but that ain't happening.

Best booze for the flu?

You need to keep up your strength. I would recommend screwdrivers or Bloody Marys, so vodka, I guess.

 

[Annyong]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

Might be the most wrong thing you've ever posted

Your face is nougat.

Actually true

 

[Tiger Fan]

My 6-year old daughter strongly prefers 3 Musketeers to Milky Way or Snickers. Do I need to take her for testing or get some counseling or something?

What's wrong with that? 3 Musketeers is my fav candy bar. While I don't mind MW or Snickers, the caramel and peanuts take away from the joy that is that soft fluffy chocolaty nuget.

 

[kevzilla]

I celebrate the entire candy bar catalog. Except for Butterfinger, which is, of course, the devil's schlong.

 

[Osaurus]

Clark Bar is my all time favorite, but there aren't any that I truly loathe. 3 Muskateers is weak IMO, but the mint version is tasty like an ultralight peppermint patty.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Heath Bars have grown on me lately for some reason

 

[Gadzooks]

Glad zooks is back. Since guster died, homer went celibate and I'm dating a chick that may not be crazy*, it's been pretty dull for the single guys in here.

*but she likes butt stuff

Too bad about Guster and Homer. Butt congrats on the butt stuff.

 

[Gadzooks]

Frozen Snickers are a gift from God

Do you mean the Snickers ice cream bars or just putting a regular Snickers bar in the freezer?

 

[YSR]

Snickers reigns supreme and you're all completely wrong if you don't agree.

The only way I'll eat a 3 Musketeers is if it's frozen.

 

[Gadzooks]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN.

WE LOVE AND MISS YOU.

So....twins. Yikes. Congrats?

 

[Osaurus]

Frozen Snickers are a gift from God

Do you mean the Snickers ice cream bars or just putting a regular Snickers bar in the freezer?

Fond memories of eating frozen Snickers and Miky Ways on the beach in Daytona when I was a young teen. Good times.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Hi Thorn)

Kit Kat (The UK variety)

Snickers

Milky Way

Gravel

3 Musketeers

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

 

[YSR]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

 

[Annyong]

Frozen Snickers are a gift from God

Do you mean the Snickers ice cream bars or just putting a regular Snickers bar in the freezer?

A regular Snickers bar from the freezer. Ice Cream Snickers are amazing as well.

 

[Annyong]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

Did you watch How I Met Your Mother last night? They said something like that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Snickers reigns supreme and you're all completely wrong if you don't agree.

The only way I'll eat a 3 Musketeers is if it's frozen.

frozen 3 musks are great

 

[YSR]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

Did you watch How I Met Your Mother last night? They said something like that.

I haven't watched How I Met Your Mother in 5 years.

 

[Annyong]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

Did you watch How I Met Your Mother last night? They said something like that.

I haven't watched How I Met Your Mother in 5 years.

Good

 

[Uruk-Hai]

So, I'm up after sleeping most of the afternoon/early evening. Think I've got the flu or something, as I'm running hot and cold and generally feel like ####. I'm usually at work in like 4 hours, but that ain't happening.

Best booze for the flu?

You need to keep up your strength. I would recommend screwdrivers or Bloody Marys, so vodka, I guess.

Sambuca it is! Thanks, kev!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is/was there a support group thread here for home brewing beer? I thought there was but a search came up empty.

(by "search", I mean "I didn't see it on the first page and am too lazy to look")

 

[heckmanm]

Is/was there a support group thread here for home brewing beer? I thought there was but a search came up empty.

(by "search", I mean "I didn't see it on the first page and am too lazy to look")

I think there's a thread (also lazy) but let me also invite you to join the nerds over here.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is/was there a support group thread here for home brewing beer? I thought there was but a search came up empty.

(by "search", I mean "I didn't see it on the first page and am too lazy to look")

I think there's a thread (also lazy) but let me also invite you to join the nerds over here.

Thank you, kind sir. Do you brew? I'm just getting into it and am still using kits, but am having a blast.

 

[gianmarco]

I'm going on a 4th grade field trip as a chaperone. God help us. Any tips other than ear plugs and drinking heavily?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is/was there a support group thread here for home brewing beer? I thought there was but a search came up empty.

(by "search", I mean "I didn't see it on the first page and am too lazy to look")

I think there's a thread (also lazy) but let me also invite you to join the nerds over here.

wtf on the anti-bot question about Sam Adams? I have no friggin clue which costs $100 and has 20% ABV

 

[Annyong]

I'm going on a 4th grade field trip as a chaperone. God help us. Any tips other than ear plugs and drinking heavily?

Are you allowed to drink heavily, because that prolly wouldn't be so bad.

 

[gianmarco]

I'm going on a 4th grade field trip as a chaperone. God help us. Any tips other than ear plugs and drinking heavily?

Are you allowed to drink heavily, because that prolly wouldn't be so bad.

I meant before and after, but during is an interesting proposition

 

[Annyong]

Here is a grammar thing I embarrassingly struggle with. Let me know if I have this correct?

than= comparing things.

ex: Boobs are better than butts.

then= time or movement.

ex: The boobs were slapped, then they jiggled.

 

[heckmanm]

Is/was there a support group thread here for home brewing beer? I thought there was but a search came up empty.

(by "search", I mean "I didn't see it on the first page and am too lazy to look")

I think there's a thread (also lazy) but let me also invite you to join the nerds over here.

Thank you, kind sir. Do you brew? I'm just getting into it and am still using kits, but am having a blast.

I did for several years, from kits to all-grain. Still have the equipment in storage, but haven't fired it up in 3-4 years. I'm planning to pair up with a GB who's still active and do a batch on his rig in the near future.

Mostly I just go to our local club meetings to drink and kibitz.

 

[heckmanm]

Here is a grammar thing I embarrassingly struggle with, let me know if I have this correct?

than= comparing things.

ex: Boobs are better than butts.

then= time or movement.

ex: The boobs were slapped, then they jiggled.

your absolutely correct

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The Ice Cream variety of Snickers is a gift from god.

It's like Disneyworld in my mouth.

It's a small load after all?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tomorrowland Transit Authority TonsilPainter?

 

[Annyong]

Trying (kind of) to plan a trip down to Edwardsville, Il to see my little sister at school in the spring.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guy at work goes to lunch with his fiancée and her sister. They come back and he's showing them his office, my radar goes off as I sense there is a mountable 20-something year old in the vicinity. I find a reason to go into his office and he and the fiancée are arguing about "DeflateGate" and I see the hot sister is rolling her eyes. I've met the fiancée before so she says hello to me and then asks what I think about soft balls, I looked down at my crotchal region and said "it's tragic". The hot sister giggles. Coworker starts to say something about PSI and room temperature and the hot sister interrupts and says "for the love of God can people please stop talking about stupid footballs and air pressure"! Sensing opportunity, I immediately grabbed her hand and said "THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT". She smiled and said something about being sick of hearing about it so I said "I will take to you to dinner tonight if you promise me we won't talk about this stupid football controversy" She smiled, her face turned red and then she said "No, I don't think so..but..I'll meet you for a drink later if you want, I'll be out with some friends around 9". I agreed and promised there'd be no talk of balls tonight. She giggled and took my number. So this whole DeflateGate thing is working out great for me.

So I'm gonna shave my balls and hopefully get them deflated in a little while. What's new in here? I don't want to hear any bad news, only good stuff. New sexual conquests? Funny sharting stories? SLB still alive?

Nice to see you, GB.

I walked 14 miles yesterday afternoon and I'm about to leave to walk 8 more in a minute. It's like I'm in Vegas.

 

[Annyong]

Nice to see you, GB.

I walked 14 miles yesterday afternoon and I'm about to leave to walk 8 more in a minute. It's like I'm in Vegas.

Holy crap. How long does that take?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Mickey's Fellatiomagic?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Trying (kind of) to plan a trip down to Edwardsville, Il to see my little sister at school in the spring.

Enjoy that

At least she's not a Saluki, I guess.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let's talk about more uplifting topics. I have booze and a woman. I am currently without gambling. It's a modest form, but I'll take what I can get. Are we squaring this year?

Depends. Is Guster running it and does anyone in here have a pretty active form of cancer?

My dad started chemo and radiation this week. Does that count?

:(

TPWs to Mr Quinoa. Hope he beats the #### out of Cancer

This.

####, sorry and GLGB. :(