GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

OK I'm in for 10 squares.

I am selling mine for $50 each. Just paypal me the dinero.

I don't want your hillbilly, used squares.

Prolly covered in Skoal

all ginger stained

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

OK I'm in for 10 squares.

I am selling mine for $50 each. Just paypal me the dinero.

I don't want your hillbilly, used squares.

Prolly covered in Skoal

you left out a couple letters in probably.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK I'm in for 10 squares.

I am selling mine for $50 each. Just paypal me the dinero.

I don't want your hillbilly, used squares.

Prolly covered in Skoal

And Confederate tears.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK I'm in for 10 squares.

I am selling mine for $50 each. Just paypal me the dinero.

I don't want your hillbilly, used squares.

Prolly covered in Skoal koalas

you left out a couple letters in probably.

fixed

 

[shuke]

So what are my numbers? WTF Guster?

No picking until all paid, I say.

 

[Guster]

might see if i can work in squares assignment/shot vid from my desk later...

 

[General Malaise]

So what are my numbers? WTF Guster?

No picking until all paid, I say.

lol

 

[GroveDiesel]

When you PayPal the money over, don't forget to put "For That Gambling Thing" in the memo area.

 

[Annyong]

or Fancy Moutard

 

[GroveDiesel]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK I'm in for 10 squares.

I am selling mine for $50 each. Just paypal me the dinero.

I don't want your hillbilly, used squares.

Prolly covered in Skoal koalas

you left out a couple letters in probably.

fixed

He's not THAT southern.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I haven't read the last 10 pages. Squares all taken?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I haven't read the last 10 pages. Squares all taken?

You can have mine when I get 9 and 5.

 

[kevzilla]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I would like to try Shake Shack, but they have already acquired land in Austin, so it's not a priority. But if it's 2 AM and we're #### hammered and playing 50-cent craps at Casino Royale, well,

 

[Frostillicus]

I got another email from Rudo. Sounds like she's in a bit of a pickle:

I am Miss Rudo Marac Akoon from South Sudan, My late Father was Brigadier General Marac Akoon was assassinated while heading to Yei to replace the Brigadier General Peter Tut who led a rebellion with some of the forces under his command on January 4, following similar defections in Jonglei, Unity and Upper Nile state, members of parliament at South Sudan National Legislative Assembly, said the way the my Late Father was killed indicated that the attack was a planned assassination, because the was no fighting at that time. It was a surprise planned attack.I will like to inform you that if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my Late father, I have an amount the sum of US$3.800 Million which i will like to invest, but my only problem is that I don’t have idea of any lucrative business.

The obvious reason why I contacted you is that you are to advise and invest this money to lucrative business because i have no business experience for now, but if you accept to help me i will forward to you the necessary documents for you to confirm, and it is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and you will also invest the rest of the money in any lucrative business you know, please all communications for now should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[General Malaise]

When you PayPal the money over, don't forget to put "For That Gambling Thing" in the memo area.

Or for giggles, try "Bareback Blow Jobs", RIGHT KEVZILLA?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rudo probably eats at White Castle twice a day.

 

[krista4]

Rudo probably eats at White Castle twice a day.

You can buy a lot of White Castles for US$3.800 Million.

 

[bostonfred]

I don't think i would even want a rubberized bj. Sounds really uncomfortable for everyone.

 

[General Malaise]

Rudo probably eats at White Castle twice a day.

You can buy a lot of White Castles for US$3.800 Million.

This was the original plot in Brewster's Millions. Actually true.

 

[kevzilla]

When you PayPal the money over, don't forget to put "For That Gambling Thing" in the memo area.

Or for giggles, try "Bareback Blow Jobs", RIGHT KEVZILLA?

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think i would even want a rubberized bj. Sounds really uncomfortable for everyone.

Like jerking it in a wet washcloth. Do not advice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So what are my numbers? WTF Guster?

No picking until all paid, I say.

So we are going to combine this with GMTAN SS.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

 

[El Floppo]

or Fancy Moutard

if I could ever figure out how to do an alias, or had the energy to do it, Fancy Moutard would be my alias.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

How's your bunghole?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't think i would even want a rubberized bj. Sounds really uncomfortable for everyone.

Like jerking it in a wet washcloth. Do not advice.

Okay Tanner

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

How's your bunghole?

Pretty good. Although last night in bed I had something evil seep from it. Thankfully the dog was in bed with us and it took great restraint not to while Mrs. SLB covered her nose in horror and gave the evil eye to the poor pup.

 

[bostonfred]

I think I've ####ed everything in my shower at one point or another. Washcloth is pretty mundane but it works. Loofah was a mistake.

 

[El Floppo]

I got doored on my way to work. good times being knocked into a slush puddle.

 

[krista4]

I think I've ####ed everything in my shower at one point or another. Washcloth is pretty mundane but it works. Loofah was a mistake.

Quality sig material right here, if anyone's looking.

 

[Thorn]

Rudo probably eats at White Castle twice a day.

You can buy a lot of White Castles for US$3.800 Million.

Especially with thos extra two zeros. That's real money.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

 

[krista4]

Rudo probably eats at White Castle twice a day.

You can buy a lot of White Castles for US$3.800 Million.

Especially with thos extra two zeros. That's real money.

That was my favorite part.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I've ####ed everything in my shower at one point or another. Washcloth is pretty mundane but it works. Loofah was a mistake.

How about a big bucket of Country Crock? In the shower.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

How's your bunghole?

Pretty good. Although last night in bed I had something evil seep from it. Thankfully the dog was in bed with us and it took great restraint not to while Mrs. SLB covered her nose in horror and gave the evil eye to the poor pup.

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy pup"

I think that was in the book of Neuteronomy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't think i would even want a rubberized bj. Sounds really uncomfortable for everyone.

Like jerking it in a wet washcloth. Do not advice.

Okay Tanner

Yeah....wait, what?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

How's your bunghole?

Pretty good. Although last night in bed I had something evil seep from it. Thankfully the dog was in bed with us and it took great restraint not to while Mrs. SLB covered her nose in horror and gave the evil eye to the poor pup.

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy pup"

I think that was in the book of Neuteronomy.

Gospel according to Bark

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think i would even want a rubberized bj. Sounds really uncomfortable for everyone.

Like jerking it in a wet washcloth. Do not advice.

Okay Tanner

Yeah....wait, what?

Yeah, I didn't get it either.

 

[General Malaise]

Great news for krista; looks like they just opened the first White Castle in Vegas. Even on vacation you don't have to do without.

They have Shake Shack. Anyone who goes to White Castle should be euthanized.

I had WC yesterday, I'm good six months now.

How's your bunghole?

Pretty good. Although last night in bed I had something evil seep from it. Thankfully the dog was in bed with us and it took great restraint not to while Mrs. SLB covered her nose in horror and gave the evil eye to the poor pup.

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy pup"

I think that was in the book of Neuteronomy.

Gospel according to Bark

Psits

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Book of Roof?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eccfleasiastes?

 

[Mr.Pack]

gimme the last two

DONE

All squares are accounted for

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think I've ####ed everything in my shower at one point or another.

reminds me when someone here (nigel/tufnel maybe) let his daughter take the blame for using all of his wife's conditioner when he had been using it as hand lube.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Eccfleasiastes?

I was torn between Efleaseastes and Neuteronomy. Fleas would work better verbally. The Gospel According to Duke was a distant third.

Can't believe I didn't think of Bark.

 

[General Malaise]

Eccfleasiastes?

I was torn between Efleaseastes and Neuteronomy. Fleas would work better verbally. The Gospel According to Duke was a distant third.

Can't believe I didn't think of Bark.

You know for being a spawn of satan, I'm pretty impressed with your bible knowledge.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eccfleasiastes?

I was torn between Efleaseastes and Neuteronomy. Fleas would work better verbally. The Gospel According to Duke was a distant third.

Can't believe I didn't think of Bark.

Roverlation?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

The Gospel According to Duke was a distant third.

Roll that beautiful bean footage.