GM's thread about nothing (54 Viewers)

[bostonfred]

My brother described jail as "being locked in a bathroom with strangers while they feed you nothing but beans".

 

[cstu]

GM> Why did you go there?

Oh, hello Shuke. One of my friends (assistant soccer coach, dad of Kellen's good buddy) is in there for wire fraud and bank fraud related to a mortgage company he ran in the 90's-2000's. Great guy who got nailed by the Feds for breaking the law. He should be out next spring. Never been to visit him or anybody locked up before. It was surreal. Glad I went, though. Meant a lot to him I think. All of his friends said they'd visit him and very few have followed through. Hell, it took me a year to get down there, but I went.

Other than destroying our financial system.

 

[cstu]

Read on the innerwebs it was because Bon Scott was bisexual

Shut your dirty whore mouth.

 

[cstu]

Dear costco gas peopke.

just because your gas cap is on the right side doesn't mean you have to go in the line appropriate to the side of your car. If you notice the sign and nozels they have the longer pumps with the extension cable. So you can go in any line.

you know what forget I said anything it was nice skipping the lines today.

I complain about stupid people a lot, but this is one time I don't.

 

[cstu]

I wish I got 3am texts from DD

Nothing good comes from communicating with black people that late at night...oh, he's white? Nevermind.

 

[General Malaise]

Ctsu seems angry.

 

[cstu]

Looked up my first girlfriend who broke up with me after 5 years. Yikes. Thought about sending her a thank you card.

 

[cstu]

Ctsu seems angry.

I feel like you guys are really starting to know me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looked up my first girlfriend who broke up with me after 5 years. Yikes. Thought about sending her a thank you card.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Autocorrect

Elevator (semi nsfw gif)

 

[Osaurus]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

 

[El Floppo]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

so you're sliding the tiles in under the finished baseboard?

or are we misreading this?

 

[El Floppo]

we aren't getting hit by this winter stuff anywhere near as badly as Boston and the NE... but I'm officially over the snow/sleet/cold. and it's only February.

on the plus side... scarves

 

[Osaurus]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

so you're sliding the tiles in under the finished baseboard? or are we misreading this?

Correct

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Blade runner should have called stl Bob as a character witness.

Haven't seen it.

Just found out my cousin is a non-vaccinator. And he has a new baby. Ugh.

Ugh, I recently found out a previously well respected acquaintance of mine is one of these people.

Enjoy your plague.

Of course, they loved it but fell asleep towards the end.

I'm sure you weren't the only one that got poisoned with carbon monoxide.

 

[Annyong]

Why are you picking on me, Bob?

 

[Frostillicus]

Headache.

 

[El Floppo]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

so you're sliding the tiles in under the finished baseboard? or are we misreading this?

Correct

ok.

seems like more potential for problems vs the "normal" way of working (taking baseboard off first)... but hopefully it'll all work out fine.

and now that I'm completely emotionally invested, please let us know how it goes and if there actually are any problems with the install due to baseboards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This guy was sitting next to us today with his male lover. They stroked each other's arms and read from the bible. They also tore up some Nilla Wafers and a box of raisins, which I took to mean his male lover must be squirreling away some of the $50 Million, which has never been recovered.

Were they as excited as the cactus on the left, middle or right?

I visited people in Maximum security. It's not fun

We went there first on accident and though we were told by two large guards who looked angry at the world that we were in the wrong place and turned quickly around, I got a bad bad vibe in that joint. Mom with three young kids crying going through a metal detector at the time. Not Disneyland.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why are you picking on me, Bob?

lol

 

[belljr]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

so you're sliding the tiles in under the finished baseboard? or are we misreading this?

Correct

ok. seems like more potential for problems vs the "normal" way of working (taking baseboard off first)... but hopefully it'll all work out fine.

and now that I'm completely emotionally invested, please let us know how it goes and if there actually are any problems with the install due to baseboards.

I have a spot in my that needs 2 floor joists jacked up so when you take the baseboard off there is a gap in on corner of my house. I'm afraid to jack them up and shim them at this point. No idea what I may break

 

[Sammy3469]

we aren't getting hit by this winter stuff anywhere near as badly as Boston and the NE... but I'm officially over the snow/sleet/cold. and it's only February.

on the plus side... scarves

I mean we could be having 3 for the low

 

[El Floppo]

we aren't getting hit by this winter stuff anywhere near as badly as Boston and the NE... but I'm officially over the snow/sleet/cold. and it's only February.

on the plus side... scarves

I mean we could be having 3 for the low

all my scarves!

 

[kevzilla]

Headache.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Blade runner should have called stl Bob as a character witness.

Haven't seen it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AC/DC rules.

Kathi Lee Gifford (don't ask) just said something about how it was for Pharell to wear shorts at the Grammys but the guy from AC/DC shouldn't.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Furley was the original timschochet. One of the most prolific look at me posters the boards have ever seen.

GM would like a word

i remember some anger about my supplanting him back in '06

No, never really worried about that, just never liked you. Still don't. Dr. Detroit had your back and asked me nicely to give you a chance, so I did. But I don't like you at all, think you are a dooooosh of the highest order and wouldn't piss on you if your Packers' underwear were on fire. Go away. You suck.

well, this came out of nowhere

i'm ok with not being in the favor of a 40something year old alcoholic that cheated on his wife with his own nanny. sometimes in life people don't mesh and that's ok. don't lose sleep over it. i'm sure when the nanny gets tired of you that krista will have a vacation home nearby you can stay at.

My age? That's your go to insult? The rest...funny. Yeah I'm a goofy looking *******. But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

Whatever it is in life that's beating you down, I hope it gets better for you. Out of nowhere is right...I haven't said anything to you in years, despite your desperation for attention. You took a shot at me, not the other way around.

not to bring up old drama, but Furley hasn't posted in the FFA since this exchange.

still active at Beer Spot though, so guess he's doing alright.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Blade runner should have called stl Bob as a character witness.

Haven't seen it.

Now Blade Runner... There's some awfulnessYeah. I said it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

shots fired

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Furley does wear Packers underwear, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

shots fired

Look at the source.

 

[Annyong]

Furley does wear Packers underwear, though.

FUDGE PACKERS!

 

[Limp Ditka]

shots fired

Look at the source.

 

[Osaurus]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

so you're sliding the tiles in under the finished baseboard? or are we misreading this?

Correct

ok. seems like more potential for problems vs the "normal" way of working (taking baseboard off first)... but hopefully it'll all work out fine.

and now that I'm completely emotionally invested, please let us know how it goes and if there actually are any problems with the install due to baseboards.

Will do. Installers said they do it this way quite a bit without issue. I thought about going all the baseboards off, but I already painted the walls. Pic of closet: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/8ADF7B0A-A18E-427A-A193-F21E656F6100_zpsdj8yjdkr.jpg

 

[El Floppo]

Furley was the original timschochet. One of the most prolific look at me posters the boards have ever seen.

GM would like a word

i remember some anger about my supplanting him back in '06

No, never really worried about that, just never liked you. Still don't. Dr. Detroit had your back and asked me nicely to give you a chance, so I did. But I don't like you at all, think you are a dooooosh of the highest order and wouldn't piss on you if your Packers' underwear were on fire. Go away. You suck.

well, this came out of nowhere

i'm ok with not being in the favor of a 40something year old alcoholic that cheated on his wife with his own nanny. sometimes in life people don't mesh and that's ok. don't lose sleep over it. i'm sure when the nanny gets tired of you that krista will have a vacation home nearby you can stay at.

My age? That's your go to insult? The rest...funny. Yeah I'm a goofy looking *******. But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

Whatever it is in life that's beating you down, I hope it gets better for you. Out of nowhere is right...I haven't said anything to you in years, despite your desperation for attention. You took a shot at me, not the other way around.

not to bring up old drama, but Furley hasn't posted in the FFA since this exchange.

still active at Beer Spot though, so guess he's doing alright.

I liked Furley and miss him. still don't get the dislike.

I only ever saw one misstep from him (that I can recall)... where he was advising somebody to avoid a swingers' weekend/trip. over and over advising against. other than that- I liked.

 

[General Malaise]

Furley was the original timschochet. One of the most prolific look at me posters the boards have ever seen.

GM would like a word

i remember some anger about my supplanting him back in '06

No, never really worried about that, just never liked you. Still don't. Dr. Detroit had your back and asked me nicely to give you a chance, so I did. But I don't like you at all, think you are a dooooosh of the highest order and wouldn't piss on you if your Packers' underwear were on fire. Go away. You suck.

well, this came out of nowhere

i'm ok with not being in the favor of a 40something year old alcoholic that cheated on his wife with his own nanny. sometimes in life people don't mesh and that's ok. don't lose sleep over it. i'm sure when the nanny gets tired of you that krista will have a vacation home nearby you can stay at.

My age? That's your go to insult? The rest...funny. Yeah I'm a goofy looking *******. But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

Whatever it is in life that's beating you down, I hope it gets better for you. Out of nowhere is right...I haven't said anything to you in years, despite your desperation for attention. You took a shot at me, not the other way around.

not to bring up old drama, but Furley hasn't posted in the FFA since this exchange.

still active at Beer Spot though, so guess he's doing alright.

Beer dork calling me an alcoholic is good shtick. If he's lucky, he too may become 40 something in life.

Krista, how's my vacation home coming along?

 

[strykerpks]

What's wrong with Packer underwear?

 

[El Floppo]

Finished repainting the home office today. Just have touch up and base boards to go before we get it tiled in a couple of weeks. There is only one ceiling in the house that has the original paint and its days are numbered. Of course its the largest ceiling in any room in the house. Ugh.

if your are tiling why do you have the baseboards on already ?

Carpet needs to come out and tile going down on slab rather than subfloor. Thinset will raise it to the level of the baseboards and no finishing strip. Just a quick paint of baseboards before tiles go in.

so why not take the baseboard off and have the tile under the baseboard. Just curious

Tile will be under the baseboards when installed.

so you're sliding the tiles in under the finished baseboard? or are we misreading this?

Correct

ok. seems like more potential for problems vs the "normal" way of working (taking baseboard off first)... but hopefully it'll all work out fine.

and now that I'm completely emotionally invested, please let us know how it goes and if there actually are any problems with the install due to baseboards.

Will do. Installers said they do it this way quite a bit without issue. I thought about going all the baseboards off, but I already painted the walls. Pic of closet: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/8ADF7B0A-A18E-427A-A193-F21E656F6100_zpsdj8yjdkr.jpg

cool.

make sure you ask them how to handle these.

 

[General Malaise]

Furley was the original timschochet. One of the most prolific look at me posters the boards have ever seen.

GM would like a word

i remember some anger about my supplanting him back in '06

No, never really worried about that, just never liked you. Still don't. Dr. Detroit had your back and asked me nicely to give you a chance, so I did. But I don't like you at all, think you are a dooooosh of the highest order and wouldn't piss on you if your Packers' underwear were on fire. Go away. You suck.

well, this came out of nowhere

i'm ok with not being in the favor of a 40something year old alcoholic that cheated on his wife with his own nanny. sometimes in life people don't mesh and that's ok. don't lose sleep over it. i'm sure when the nanny gets tired of you that krista will have a vacation home nearby you can stay at.

My age? That's your go to insult? The rest...funny. Yeah I'm a goofy looking *******. But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

Whatever it is in life that's beating you down, I hope it gets better for you. Out of nowhere is right...I haven't said anything to you in years, despite your desperation for attention. You took a shot at me, not the other way around.

not to bring up old drama, but Furley hasn't posted in the FFA since this exchange.

still active at Beer Spot though, so guess he's doing alright.

I liked Furley and miss him. still don't get the dislike.

I only ever saw one misstep from him (that I can recall)... where he was advising somebody to avoid a swingers' weekend/trip. over and over advising against. other than that- I liked.

You weren't in his cross hairs. Guy had it out for me for reasons I'll never quite understand. I ignored him for years and he decided one day to come in here and insult me completely unprovoked.

 

[El Floppo]

Furley was the original timschochet. One of the most prolific look at me posters the boards have ever seen.

GM would like a word

i remember some anger about my supplanting him back in '06

No, never really worried about that, just never liked you. Still don't. Dr. Detroit had your back and asked me nicely to give you a chance, so I did. But I don't like you at all, think you are a dooooosh of the highest order and wouldn't piss on you if your Packers' underwear were on fire. Go away. You suck.

well, this came out of nowhere

i'm ok with not being in the favor of a 40something year old alcoholic that cheated on his wife with his own nanny. sometimes in life people don't mesh and that's ok. don't lose sleep over it. i'm sure when the nanny gets tired of you that krista will have a vacation home nearby you can stay at.

My age? That's your go to insult? The rest...funny. Yeah I'm a goofy looking *******. But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

Whatever it is in life that's beating you down, I hope it gets better for you. Out of nowhere is right...I haven't said anything to you in years, despite your desperation for attention. You took a shot at me, not the other way around.

not to bring up old drama, but Furley hasn't posted in the FFA since this exchange.

still active at Beer Spot though, so guess he's doing alright.

Beer dork calling me an alcoholic is good shtick. If he's lucky, he too may become 40 something in life.

Krista, how's my vacation home coming along?

I assume you had a history prior to that post?

because- yeah- that esxalting quickly and out to the blue.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I died.

 

[El Floppo]

because- yeah- that esxalting quickly and out to the blue.

I typed that.

 

[El Floppo]

I think I died.

headache?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think I died.

I think you lived

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN Rude: Upcoming Bakersfield Condors Promo Nites.

CONDORSTOWN, Calif. – The Bakersfield Condors, ECHL affiliate of the Edmonton Oilers, announced today the game originally scheduled on Saturday, Dec. 7 against Las Vegas will be made up on Sunday, April 13 at 4 p.m. for the team’s first-ever “Undie Sunday.”

When the team scores their first goal, similar to Teddy Bear Toss, fans are encouraged to chuck their underwear (new, please!) onto the ice for donation to charity.

Undie Sunday – Sunday, April 13 – 4 p.m. v. Las Vegas

• Pronounced “un-dee, sun-dee”
• Bring new undergarments and throw them on the ice after the Condors score their first goal
• Bras, boxers, briefs, ‘long johns,’ diapers, socks, undershirts, and the like will be gladly accepted and donated to those in need
• Undergarments will fly better if still in the packaging … duh!

And 50 Shades of Gray Jersey Night

 

[El Floppo]

I'm not going to read the book or see the movie... but basing this from the commercials, is 50 Shades of Grey any different than 9 1/2 Weeks?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm not going to read the book or see the movie... but basing this from the commercials, is 50 Shades of Grey any different than 9 1/2 Weeks?

I told my wife I would go see it with her. Anticipating lots of horny broads. Will report back.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not going to read the book or see the movie... but basing this from the commercials, is 50 Shades of Grey any different than 9 1/2 Weeks?

I read most of the first book (took like an hour) It's absolutely terrible.

 

[Annyong]

I think I died.

You were so close to seeing the Cubs go undefeated.

 

[Sammy3469]

I'm not going to read the book or see the movie... but basing this from the commercials, is 50 Shades of Grey any different than 9 1/2 Weeks?

Come on. This is going to be an UPPERTOPTIER midnight Cinemax film. GM already has the wet wipes ready.