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[Homer J Simpson]

Man, sober people are grumpy.

Probably because they're sober.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The boys are driving me ####### crazy. (I would like to give a special thanks to my Dad for dropping a couple of laptops by without asking me first so they can argue over Minecraft.) I'm going to take them sledding in a few minutes and hope they get a little roughed up.

My kids were driving me crazy too. Then I started drinking beer. Now Legos are super fun. Suck it, sober February.

They have been fighting nonstop. Pushing each others faces in the snow, just beating each other. #### me. The sledding was fun though, probably 50 kids there. They are pretty worn out now. I can't wait to go into the office tomorrow.

 

[krista4]

k4,

what day are you thinking of hiking at vegashole? we just might make it, but i don't want to miss the hiking and are we thinking red rock?

We were targeting Sunday to hike, but I think Osaurus is also heading to another park (the name of which is escaping me) on Friday. For Sunday, most likely Red Rock, though I haven't ruled out Zion completely. What would you guys be interested in?

red rock due to it's proximity my wife wants some pool time. i could leave her at the hotel, but it's rare for us to get away without the kid. right now, i'm thinking friday early evening flight, home late sunday or monday morning. my guy came in last night, and said he'd dial us in

Heading to Valley of Fire State Park on Friday, but open for whatever or Sunday. I can do Zion, but would have no problem with Red Rock either.ETA: renting a car for just 1 day on Friday and will have to drop it off back at the airport Friday evening. I'm more than happy to meet up with anyone arriving since I'll be there and stuff.

I guess I'll need to figure out car stuff. If we're going to Red Rock Canyon on Sunday, I guess rent one for the day. Or will we need more than one car for that? I'm eyeing Turtlehead Peak if we're going there. This seems like a great guide for that hike.

Are we doing Craftsteak one night? Which night?

cos, you make your plans yet?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Craftsteak? I'd rather see the german synth-pop band Kraftwerk.

 

[-fish-]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

 

[kevzilla]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

FALSE ALARM guys...it was the Doobie Brothers "Drift Away" which I just assumed was a BeeGees song

 

[Osaurus]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

k4,

what day are you thinking of hiking at vegashole? we just might make it, but i don't want to miss the hiking and are we thinking red rock?

We were targeting Sunday to hike, but I think Osaurus is also heading to another park (the name of which is escaping me) on Friday. For Sunday, most likely Red Rock, though I haven't ruled out Zion completely. What would you guys be interested in?

red rock due to it's proximity my wife wants some pool time. i could leave her at the hotel, but it's rare for us to get away without the kid. right now, i'm thinking friday early evening flight, home late sunday or monday morning. my guy came in last night, and said he'd dial us in

Heading to Valley of Fire State Park on Friday, but open for whatever or Sunday. I can do Zion, but would have no problem with Red Rock either.ETA: renting a car for just 1 day on Friday and will have to drop it off back at the airport Friday evening. I'm more than happy to meet up with anyone arriving since I'll be there and stuff.

I guess I'll need to figure out car stuff. If we're going to Red Rock Canyon on Sunday, I guess rent one for the day. Or will we need more than one car for that? I'm eyeing Turtlehead Peak if we're going there. This seems like a great guide for that hike.

Are we doing Craftsteak one night? Which night?

cos, you make your plans yet?

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

I'm going before you even get there I think. The rest is all good. I don't get a chance too often to be out west any more and would like to do some non-Vegas things as well. Looking forward to all the non-hikey stuff too (prolly even more so).

 

[GroveDiesel]

Richard Nixon was the first President to announce his candidacy at a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant (the Sherman Oaks, California location to be exact).

I posted the one about Andrew Jackson (sans the part about historian claims) to Facebook to see how many people buy it. In 10 minutes I have 1 already.

Even better than the person that bought it, is the one who posted a long post "debunking" it by giving lots of history on Andrew Jackson and even remarking that Jackson was opposed to paper money.

I think I'll post one of these a day for the next week in increasing ridiculousness to see how long it takes for everyone to catch on.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

FALSE ALARM guys...it was the Doobie Brothers "Drift Away" which I just assumed was a BeeGees song

Stupid iPhone autocorrected Dobie Gray to Doobie Brothers

 

[krista4]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

I don't know what O and DR might want to do, but we go out early for hiking. You likely won't even know we were gone.

 

[kevzilla]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

I don't know what O and DR might want to do, but we go out early for hiking. You likely won't even know we were gone.

We can as I come in.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

If I'm able to make it, and it's during HoJo hours, I'm your huckleberry

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Sober February has been a breeze for me.

Probably because I've been drunk through most of it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I love you more than Zooks loves Valtrex.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sober February has been a breeze for me.

Probably because I've been drunk through most of it.

Dedication.

 

[bentley]

I'm drinking because my job depends on it. Need to write a short speech tonight for one of our executives to use in a panel discussion at a Texas business association conference. Enter our old friend Bulleit.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/drinking-alcohol-may-significantly-enhance-problem-solving-skills-240105

I DRINK BECAUSE I HAVE TO!

 

[belljr]

Melanie Collins is crazy hot

 

[cosjobs]

I will be in Vegas.

Unsure if I'm flying into LA and then bopping over or whether I ride my bike in.

If I come in on the bike I'll probably meet the hikers out west on Friday. Not to hike, though. I'll be scraping footpegs in the canyons.

Either way, I'll be there. Just not sure when or where I'm staying.

You guys realize its still almost two months away, right? My normal lead time for a Vegas trip is more like 6-48 hours.

 

[kevzilla]

Wheels up in 44 days for me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

Love you

 

[General Malaise]

Bachelor almost makes Des Moines seem appealing....Pickles?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Bachelor almost makes Des Moines seem appealing....Pickles?

There's nothing there except for Principal Financial Group. For entertainment, you're looking at the Iowa Cubs and whatever low rent musical act is travelling through. Decent enough farmer's market, though.

Iowa is nothing but corn and bad smells. I couldn't wait to leave.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Bachelor almost makes Des Moines seem appealing....Pickles?

There's nothing there except for Principal Financial Group. For entertainment, you're looking at the Iowa Cubs and whatever low rent musical act is travelling through. Decent enough farmer's market, though.

Iowa is nothing but corn and bad smells. I couldn't wait to leave.

My aunt and uncle live in Iowa you son of a #####.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Iowa seems better than Nebraska.

 

[proninja]

Iowa seems better than Nebraska.

People in Iowa sure think so. My wife lived both places. Hated Nebraska with a passion.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Iowa seems better than Nebraska.

People in Iowa sure think so. My wife lived both places. Hated Nebraska with a passion.

People say that "Nebraska" album by "The Boss" is actually good if you're a normal person, not just some fat-tongued Ginzo from New Jersey.

Here where it get crazy: It isn't.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

I don't know what O and DR might want to do, but we go out early for hiking. You likely won't even know we were gone.

this will be a bit of a struggle...i'll manage. now i just have to commit and buy the flights

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Iowa seems better than Nebraska.

People in Iowa sure think so. My wife lived both places. Hated Nebraska with a passion.

People say that "Nebraska" album by "The Boss" is actually good if you're a normal person, not just some fat-tongued Ginzo from New Jersey.

Here where it get crazy: It isn't.

I will kill you and everyone you love.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I DRINK BECAUSE I HAVE TO!

Me too, buddy.

Me too.

 

[Osaurus]

is there another vegas I don't know about?

the one I go to is full of drugs, gambling and hookers. I think a fella might get taken out back and beaten up if he said something like, "I'm going to call it an early night. I'm going hiking in the morning, but I'll be back in time to go to Craftsteak." Unless he meant he was walking back from the desert after burying a hooker.

I need someone to hang out with while all the hiking people are doing all the hikey things.

I don't know what O and DR might want to do, but we go out early for hiking. You likely won't even know we were gone.

Same here. I go out early and return earlier. Rest of my days are wide open. Like I said, I'll be back from Valley of Fire before any of you make it into town. I am looking forward to learning the ways of degenerate Vegas as much if not more.

 

[heckmanm]

Austin peeps - can we get a review?

ETA - for the kids

 

[Dan Lambskin]

happy Pączki day

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Iowa City isn't terrible. The rest of Iowa falls short of that lofty status.

 

[mr roboto]

happy Pączki day

Just went down to spunky dunkers in Palatine for a half-dozen of these beautiful babies. Wife and I and the four-year-old split two of them in the store and are bringing 4 home for later.

 

[Annyong]

happy Pączki day

Just went down to spunky dunkers in Palatine for a half-dozen of these beautiful babies. Wife and I and the four-year-old split two of them in the store and are bringing 4 home for later.

Spunky Dunkers?

 

[Frostillicus]

Ames rules pretty hard. The rest of the state sucks.

 

[mr roboto]

happy Pączki day

Just went down to spunky dunkers in Palatine for a half-dozen of these beautiful babies. Wife and I and the four-year-old split two of them in the store and are bringing 4 home for later.

Spunky Dunkers?

http://spunkydunkers.com

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

happy Pączki day

Just went down to spunky dunkers in Palatine for a half-dozen of these beautiful babies. Wife and I and the four-year-old split two of them in the store and are bringing 4 home for later.

big fan of spunky dunkers

 

[Annyong]

happy Pączki day

Just went down to spunky dunkers in Palatine for a half-dozen of these beautiful babies. Wife and I and the four-year-old split two of them in the store and are bringing 4 home for later.

big fan of spunky dunkers

She's a great actress.

 

[T Bell]

Tanner shtick?

 

[Annyong]

I just got an email from a guy with an AOL email address.

 

[Osaurus]

I just got an email from a guy with an AOL email address.

See post above yours

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just got an email from a guy with an AOL email address.

Mine is almost 20 years old and still going strong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner shtick?

I need to buy some of those stickers.

 

[El Floppo]

I still have an AOL address.

and I can't scroll by vegas-chat fast enough.

 

[El Floppo]

I just got an email from a guy with an AOL email address.

Mine is almost 20 years old and still going strong.

I still have an AOL address.

and I can't scroll by vegas-chat fast enough.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Iowa seems better than Nebraska.

People in Iowa sure think so. My wife lived both places. Hated Nebraska with a passion.

People in Nebraska say Iowa stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around. SICK BURN!

 

[mr roboto]

Iowa seems better than Nebraska.

People in Iowa sure think so. My wife lived both places. Hated Nebraska with a passion.

People in Nebraska say Iowa stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around. SICK BURN!

People in Minnesota say it stands for I Owe the World an Apology.

 

[T Bell]

I just got an email from a guy with an AOL email address.

Mine is almost 20 years old and still going strong.

Just met with an old tax attorney two weeks ago who had one.