GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

I'm in

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

It smells like candy canes. She uses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Candy Cane body wash down there.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&ie=&oe=&gws_rd=ssl#q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=shop&spd=13563557350158792510

She looks hideous without a ton of makeup. That makes me sad.

You know those were turtles and not her, right?

 

[shuke]

We need 5 more people who are interested in playing fantasy baseball with some FBG legends. Please see here.

I've never played FB before. How much does it cost?

$120

 

[bryhamm]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

Most men use porn or a viagra, but to each their own.

 

[Annyong]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

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MOTHER####

 

[Binky The Doormat]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

 

[Annyong]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything.

I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

 

[Frostillicus]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything.

I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

My wife has an Etsy shop. That's about all I know about that.

 

[Annyong]

My wife has an Etsy shop. That's about all I know about that.

Thanks!

 

[UniAlias]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything. I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

I'd be interested in purchasing stuff like this. I could use something to spice up the underpass.

How much??

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything. I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

I'd be interested in purchasing stuff like this. I could use something to spice up the underpass.

How much??

20 aluminum cans.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tecumseh, I just submitted JFK bust.

 

[Annyong]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything. I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

I'd be interested in purchasing stuff like this. I could use something to spice up the underpass.

How much??

A billion dollhairs.

But seriously PM if you want to.

 

[Annyong]

My wife has an Etsy shop. That's about all I know about that.

Thanks!

• It costs $0.20 to list an item for 4 months, or until it sells.
• Once you sell your item (congrats!), we collect a 3.5% fee on the sale price.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best beer label ever? Yes.

YES x infinities

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We had to take pictures at work for our email profile and some bulletin board thing

People keep saying things like "nice mugshot" or "you look pretty rapey"

It's not that bad of a picture, is it?

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/818/i9IkDa.jpg

Voted "Most Likely To Be Ordered to Stay 500 Yards Away From a School"

 

[fdas2]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything. I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

I'd be interested in purchasing stuff like this. I could use something to spice up the underpass.

How much??

20 aluminum cans.

 

[bostonfred]

Tecumseh, I just submitted JFK bust.

Is that you with a wig and a beard?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Did Abe leave forever?

Does anybody?

What's the backstory here? I may have missed a few pages

 

[General Malaise]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Not unless it's twins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

 

[Annyong]

My gf mentioned maybe in a couple years she would consider it. I mentioned I would consider killing myself in a couple years if it ever happened.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

I agree with your feeling, but since I am not a Fresno troglodyte, I refrain from the punching.

 

[General Malaise]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

At your age, the Dorito caves are protected by a thick film of cobwebs, right?

 

[General Malaise]

My gf mentioned maybe in a couple years she would consider it. I mentioned I would consider killing myself in a couple years if it ever happened.

Why GF and not wife? Quesadilla with this?

 

[Annyong]

My gf mentioned maybe in a couple years she would consider it. I mentioned I would consider killing myself in a couple years if it ever happened.

Why GF and not wife? Quesadilla with this?

Well I don't really know. We have always planned on getting married. She said she would rather have kids first, and then get married later. Says she in no big hurry. Apparently she wants to do a destination wedding somewhere like Bakersfield. I'll let you guys know when.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

At your age, the Dorito caves are protected by a thick film of cobwebs, right?

Not as far as you know.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

she wants to do a destination wedding somewhere like Bakersfield.

Said no one ever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

I agree with your feeling, but since I am not a Fresno troglodyte, I refrain from the punching.

Enjoy your next kid, sucker.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My gf mentioned maybe in a couple years she would consider it. I mentioned I would consider killing myself in a couple years if it ever happened.

Why GF and not wife? Quesadilla with this?

Well I don't really know. We have always planned on getting married. She said she would rather have kids first, and then get married later. Says she in no big hurry. Apparently she wants to do a destination wedding somewhere like Bakersfield. I'll let you guys know when.

Naperville

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tecumseh, I just submitted JFK bust.

Is that you with a wig and a beard?

Yes

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

One of the dads on my son's hockey team (11/12 yo's) is 68.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

This and this (1:50 mark of download) should be added to the GMTAN master index so you don't forget again.

I've tried to get a couple more e-mails read on the air last year but the show has gotten really popular so it's hard to do now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of the dads on my son's hockey team (11/12 yo's) is 68.

Did the dad play with Eddie Shore and Toe Blake?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey CQ, how's your daughter doing?

 

[Drifter]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

One of the dads on my son's hockey team (11/12 yo's) is 68.

Did he go to high school with Tanner?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's an epidemic.

 

[General Malaise]

A dollar invested in 1900 in what US industry would be worth over $6.4 Million today?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

One of the dads on my son's hockey team (11/12 yo's) is 68.

Did the dad play with Eddie Shore and Toe Blake?

Old time hockey!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A dollar invested in 1900 in what US industry would be worth over $6.4 Million today?

Buggy whips?

Porn?

Spoiler

Tobacco

 

[Drifter]

Gambling

 

[General Malaise]

A dollar invested in 1900 in what US industry would be worth over $6.4 Million today?

Buggy whips?

Porn?

Spoiler

Tobacco

well, that was fun. Forgot Foghorn had a Bloomberg terminal.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

A dollar invested in 1900 in what US industry would be worth over $6.4 Million today?

bitgold

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey CQ, how's your daughter doing?

Great she just ha.... hey wait a minute.

<_<

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I did take her to get her temporary driving permit last weekend but she'll have to drive with an adu.... dammit!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A dollar invested in 1900 in what US industry would be worth over $6.4 Million today?

Buggy whips?

Porn?

Spoiler

Tobacco

Spoiler

well, that was fun. Forgot Foghorn had a Bloomberg terminal.

I actually don't, but I randomly saw it somewhere else yesterday.

At least i wrapped it in a spoiler tag.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

One of the dads on my son's hockey team (11/12 yo's) is 68.

Did the dad play with Eddie Shore and Toe Blake?

He knew Lord Stanley when he was just Stan.