Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Same thing, pretty much. I teach the kids how to smoke, drink, and make awesome shots that taste like candy. Although Pedo Camp has a few other activities.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
There were an amazing amount of similarities between their analysis of Cal and my life then and now. 
They were showing us one of the tests and there was a pic pretty close to this and I thought to myself "yeah, five fingers, wtf?" when the gal says he answered "number 5? Five fingers? He didn't understand that the person was trying to tell him to stay away or get back." 
Oh yeah Rudi, they all said he has some a phobia of being touched by his classmates, particularly boys.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Truck - I believe your email has been compromised.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Yeah, I got to it pretty quickly and it's amazing how many emails still went out. Lame.The good news is that it's now fixed, and if anyone's interested in boner pills....
Fred Flintstone
Footballguy
Fred Flintstone
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I hate gambling.
-fish-
Footballguy
maybe you should consider gambling camp.I'm not posting any plays in the wagering thread because I have no confidence in betting baseball, but I'm actually having a decent season. Getting killed on NBA playoffs, though.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I worked out a baseball prop system that had been +20 units so far this season. Tonight wiped out half that profit as it was a big card and everything lost. I don't bet enough to really affect my life, but I feel a little sick anyway.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
No ####?I still think these chicks are pretty hot.Shtick? Lets see your roster, Wilt.that's a hurt looking bunchAnd yes...
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I've never gotten an email from Truck 
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
SLB>You're my boy, Blue. 
Hope things work out for Cal.
Hope things work out for Cal.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
For example this pic was interpreted by Cal (and myself) that she has 5 fingers or wants 5 dollars or something. The correct interpretation is "stay away". Cal's test results was like some sort of intervention on my own life and explained a few things.'Fred Flintstone said:I don't even know what that means.'mr. furley said:
Yes?
It will, thanks GB.SLB>You're my boy, Blue.
Hope things work out for Cal.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Amber Alert!
Anybody seen Early?
Anybody seen Early?
SLB, I believe FFA'er johnnyhotcakes, who is a CPA and CFA if my notebook is correct, has Asbergers. You might want to shoot him a PM if you have any questions on the disorder.
Just watch out if your son says he wants to fly to China to meet some girl.
Just watch out if your son says he wants to fly to China to meet some girl.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've been wondering about her as well. I think E10 & YSR semi-quit with Krista which explains by semi-boner.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That's comforting.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
That's comforting.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Why did Krista quit?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
if I had any questions about Asperger's, I'd just talk to Ham.
no internet in nicaragua maybe
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Rape Camp
General Malaise
Footballguy
Slap it high?For example this pic was interpreted by Cal (and myself) that she has 5 fingers or wants 5 dollars or something. The correct interpretation is "stay away". Cal's test results was like some sort of intervention on my own life and explained a few things.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
FixedOkay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer! a prolapsed rectum!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And the week before, preminstrel cramp.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
camp!
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Don't eat. Looks like the mummy from the cover of an iron maiden albumOkay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Suddenly "no means no" is started making sense.Slap it high?For example this pic was interpreted by Cal (and myself) that she has 5 fingers or wants 5 dollars or something. The correct interpretation is "stay away". Cal's test results was like some sort of intervention on my own life and explained a few things.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Does sort of look demonic.Don't eat. Looks like the mummy from the cover of an iron maiden albumOkay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It looks like Bree Olson's gina'?Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
General Malaise
Footballguy
BRB....It looks like Bree Olson's gina'?Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I think I see the Virgin Mary. Either sell it on ebay or turn that orange into a cherry.Does sort of look demonic.Don't eat. Looks like the mummy from the cover of an iron maiden albumOkay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Is It Pee? Camp
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
eat or don't eat?It looks like Bree Olson's gina'?Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Saw the pic of Cal and his new bike on FB. Reminded me of a joke. Certainly in poor taste for facebook. Not sure if it is in poor taste here.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
aka Oakland Public School (K through BART)
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Experience tells me Joe is a pretty level-headed about determining these things and seems to be a good barometer for public sentiment. I say let fly.
General Malaise
Footballguy
They are reserving that for my younger, non-gay-that-we-know-of-yet, son.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hi Bob,Let's not go here.Thanks,J
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
lol. Not so much worried about Joe, but SLB's reaction...which is, I suppose, a sentence that has never been typed and/or uttered before.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Perfectly fine to eat.Pretty disappointed at the lack of conspicuously-placed shtick items in the background.Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!
Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".
I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!
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