GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Wife just left for the weekend. I have at least 4 hours before the kids go to bed. Would it be irresponsible to start drinking now?

It would be irresponsible to let THEM start drinking now. I think you're OK.

 

[commisholio]

Wife just left for the weekend. I have at least 4 hours before the kids go to bed. Would it be irresponsible to start drinking now?

there is no chance that I, were I in your situation, would not be drinking

 

[Drifter]

Good enough for me. One freshly kegerated beer coming up.

 

[Disco Stu]

Wife just left for the weekend. I have at least 4 hours before the kids go to bed. Would it be irresponsible to start drinking now?

It would be irresponsible to let THEM start drinking now. I think you're OK.

Bobby knows stuff.

 

[bostonfred]

=(

 

[kevzilla]

We should all get toasted in support of YSR, who probably can't drink as much as she would like tonight.

 

[Drifter]

For me

For Sacamano

 

[urbanhack]

Wife just left for the weekend. I have at least 4 hours before the kids go to bed. Would it be irresponsible to start drinking now?

Sip for the next two hours, then start drinking....

 

[urbanhack]

What's on tap?

 

[Drifter]

Manny's Pale Ale

 

[Good Posting Judge]

We should all get toasted in support of YSR, who probably can't drink as much as she would like tonight.

I heard they might go non-missionary tonight.

 

[Drifter]

Into #2 and the little one is sleeping. The maniac came to "remind" me that it was snack time and managed to open 38 browser windows in 7 seconds. I couldn't do that if I was trying.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

For Sacamano

His jock looks a little big. Better ship that one to bfred's kid.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh, you forgot to put the stem on the apple. Nevermind.

 

[urbanhack]

#2

 

[Disco Stu]

We should all get toasted in support of YSR, who probably can't drink as much as she would like tonight.

I heard they might go non-missionary tonight.

"Do you take this man blah blah blah?""I Stu. I mean I do!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Somebody's getting hit by the AIDS bouquet.

 

[urbanhack]

From the electronic cigarette thread....

I just de-wicked my attys

 

[Drifter]

From the electronic cigarette thread....

I just de-wicked my attys

As soon as the kids go to bed and I have a good buzz I'm going de-wick the #### out of my attys

 

[bostonfred]

For Sacamano

His jock looks a little big. Better ship that one to bfred's kid.

He has to wear these: http://hunt4freebies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Freds-Kids.png

 

[Drifter]

For Sacamano

His jock looks a little big. Better ship that one to bfred's kid.

He has to wear these: http://hunt4freebies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Freds-Kids.png

That's somebody's daughter your're talking about there, guy.

 

[bostonfred]

For Sacamano

His jock looks a little big. Better ship that one to bfred's kid.

He has to wear these: http://hunt4freebies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Freds-Kids.png

That's somebody's daughter your're talking about there, guy.

I'm pretty sure my kid is a boy, as evidenced by his disproportionately sized boy parts that were so big they made a special diaper brand for him. The sense of pride I feel is rivaled only by randall 146 when he buys XL rubbers.

 

[Tecumseh]

I can't find the drunk thread. This disturbs me.

I fixed 3 typos in this post but I didn't want it to appear deliberate.

ETA: 4.

 

[kevzilla]

I can't find the drunk thread. This disturbs me.I fixed 3 typos in this post but I didn't want it to appear deliberate.ETA: 4.

Bumped for you. I couldn't find it the other day either, and I was pretty sober.

 

[Drifter]

Bikini Frankenstein is on HBO right now and the blonde in the first scene totally has a black eye badly covered up with makeup. Classy.

 

[Tecumseh]

I can't find the drunk thread. This disturbs me.I fixed 3 typos in this post but I didn't want it to appear deliberate.ETA: 4.

Bumped for you. I couldn't find it the other day either, and I was pretty sober.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bikini Frankenstein is on HBO right now and the blonde in the first scene totally has a black eye badly covered up with makeup. Classy.

Should have kept her monster mouth shut until it was ready to be filled.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Day niner.

That's right, there was a niner in there.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bikini Frankenstein is on HBO right now and the blonde in the first scene totally has a black eye badly covered up with makeup. Classy.

I need HBO.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Day niner. That's right, there was a niner in there.

'sup, GB?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How come boxing movies can't get the boxing to look halfway decent? Looking right at you, Rocky and Raging Bull. Dunno if The Fighter is any good, but the most realistic boxing scenes I've ever seen were in, and I hate to say it, "Ali."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

But it hurts when people hit you.

And by you, I mean Bobby D.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pujols for Heath Bell sounds pretty good right about now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Day niner. That's right, there was a niner in there.

'sup, GB?

been drinking since 4. Got stood up for a hookup. And talked to my ex for the first time in weeks. Been better, brother.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

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Day niner. That's right, there was a niner in there.

'sup, GB?

been drinking since 4. Got stood up for a hookup. And talked to my ex for the first time in weeks. Been better, brother.

I'll scare up some pictures from Disney to send you. I think I have one of 25 girls aged 4-9 standing in line to meet a princess. You can pretend it's a Homer train in the prep stages.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm a bottle of wine into the night and I've watched 20 episodes of Tom and Jerry tonight. I think you're actually winning.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lol. Any Columbus trips in your future?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lol. Any Columbus trips in your future?

Not planned right now, but I just spent 3 unplanned days in San Diego, so stuff happens. I'll be surprised if there isn't a reason for me to head there before this time next year.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lol. Any Columbus trips in your future?

Not planned right now, but I just spent 3 unplanned days in San Diego, so stuff happens. I'll be surprised if there isn't a reason for me to head there before this time next year.

You need training. You rack-a disciprine!Just keep in the back of your wine-addled brain that I work a strange schedule and have no qualms about driving a couple hours for some entertaining drunktime. Tuesday Boozefests are completely doable.

 

[kevzilla]

About 43% of all my posts are here or in the Drunk Thread.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Bikini Frankenstein is on HBO right now and the blonde in the first scene totally has a black eye badly covered up with makeup. Classy.

I've used that one. Love the title. Sometimes, you're not sure if a show's going to yield boobs based on the title. There's no doubt with that one.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

 

[Gadzooks]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

Dibs on the cat shirt and Mrs. SLB. Hell, I'll take the kids too, they seem funny.

 

[shuke]

Bikini Frankenstein is on HBO right now and the blonde in the first scene totally has a black eye badly covered up with makeup. Classy.

I've used that one.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

Everyone dies. Not everyone lives.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

Dibs on the cat shirt and Mrs. SLB. Hell, I'll take the kids too, they seem funny.

All yours.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

Everyone dies. Not everyone lives.

The sweet release of death sounds pretty good right about now.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

Dibs on the cat shirt and Mrs. SLB. Hell, I'll take the kids too, they seem funny.

All yours.

I notice you didn't say he had to wait for you to die.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

2 days of straight drinking and gambling was capped with a 3rd day, 16.5 straight hours of drinking and gambling. I think I'm going to die. Soon.

Dibs on the cat shirt and Mrs. SLB. Hell, I'll take the kids too, they seem funny.

All yours.

I notice you didn't say he had to wait for you to die.

Plus whatever tiny piece of soul I may have had left was just crushed like man on his wedding day.