GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Dr. Awesome]

Facebook post from my 15 year old nephew

I want everyone to know if ur not in heaven for being a true beleiver... party at my house at 6:00 for all us left to watch the world end

Not sure if I should or

He's not religious and has a good sense of humor. Awesome. He's cool/popular enough to be hosting parties. More awesome. Drink up and hope he doesn't become an english teacher.

 

[Gadzooks]

Pretty sure that the e homer thread will very soon be getting pics of an absolutely spitting image of Selena Gomez. But dickloads hotter.

The reason I'm a horrible person is that she's the girl of a kid I'm kinda friends with. Friends with him, friends with his family, friends with everyone he knows. And as I was sitting at the bar talking with the kid and his aunt, Selena Gomez was grabbing my junk. And before she left she had a napkin w her number on it and decided that my ballsack was the best place to leave it.

I've never been more hot for a chick, and I've never felt more guilty about anything.

I'm seriously awful.

Somehow I misread this and thought the Selena Gomez chick was the daughter of the kid you're friends with. I'm actually not sure if that would make things worse or not. But either way, I will respect and support and bad or good decisions you make in this situation.

 

[kevzilla]

I will be house-sitting most of the weekend. My absence should not, I repeat not, be interpreted as a sign of the Rapture. Just so we're clear.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

hi

Do some drunk Facebooking.

Why am I not a FB friend?

PM me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GLGB

1. Though if I'd known then what I know now, it would have been a source of pride.

i feel like the all girl shower/wrestling thing got glossed over with all that other talk.

I'm also not sure what the above statement means exactly. I mean, if you're a dude,....Stu, Cal thinks your GF is hot. Told you guys he's smart.

 

[boilerdave]

If anybody in GMTAN still plays fantasy football we have 1, possibly 2 teams available in a 24 team full IDP dynasty league. It's a small stakes (very small stakes) league but fun because of so many teams with large rosters. We're based out of the ffwarroom.com message board...several old time Huddlers in the league. We plan to start the Rookie Draft the first of June. PM me for more details if interested.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If anybody in GMTAN still plays fantasy football we have 1, possibly 2 teams available in a 24 team full IDP dynasty league.

This lost me but I was still listening.

It's a small stakes (very small stakes)

This put me out.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Krista, I probably have no useful advice for you, other than to stock up on Flor de Cana as a lubricant to the decision-making process. Having said that, what are the prospects for appreciation on this property? If good, perhaps make the move and see if you can make it work. If two years goes by and you decide you can't stand it, perhaps you can sell at a profit and find something more to your liking.On the other hand, I'm half-crocked. Take that into account. Hoping it works out for you guys.

Should have mentioned that there is the possibility of $1250/month rent on the property, which is an almost an unheard of amount here (part is already rented and the rest can be if we wish). So we could make very decent money in the meantime, which counsels in favor of buying and turning it later for something we prefer.I'm also half-crocked, however. And going to bed. Pics of $6 Nicaraguan meal to come in morning.

Krista, how difficult would it be to gut the place and redo the interior to your liking? Sounds like your income potential is fantastic and the location/exterior is what you want. Since you're rich even by FBG standards ( ), I assume cost isn't an issue. And, if you're gonna lose the deposit if you walk, the cost of remodelling may be somewhat offset by the potential deposit loss.Oh, and I'm not buying the diversion from the girls' locker room showers either. Focus, girl!

 

[boilerdave]

If anybody in GMTAN still plays fantasy football we have 1, possibly 2 teams available in a 24 team full IDP dynasty league.

This lost me but I was still listening.

Full IDP means we start an offensive lineup similar to any ff league...QB, RB’s WR’s TE and PK plus an eleven man defense with basically 3 defensive linemen, 4 linebackers and 4 defensive backs.

It's a small stakes (very small stakes)

This put me out.

I understand.

 

[Disco Stu]

Pretty sure that the e homer thread will very soon be getting pics of an absolutely spitting image of Selena Gomez. But dickloads hotter.

Is she from Dallas? Two weeks ago I met a girl who people were saying was Selena Gomez. To the point of getting their pictures taken with her up on the little dj stage.

 

[Disco Stu]

Stu, Cal thinks your GF is hot. Told you guys he's smart.

Need him to chime in here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pretty sure that the e homer thread will very soon be getting pics of an absolutely spitting image of Selena Gomez. But dickloads hotter.

Is she from Dallas? Two weeks ago I met a girl who people were saying was Selena Gomez. To the point of getting their pictures taken with her up on the little dj stage.

Apparently there are a lot of these temptresses running about.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pretty sure that the e homer thread will very soon be getting pics of an absolutely spitting image of Selena Gomez. But dickloads hotter.

Is she from Dallas? Two weeks ago I met a girl who people were saying was Selena Gomez. To the point of getting their pictures taken with her up on the little dj stage.

Apparently there are a lot of these temptresses running about.

e link plz. Haven't bothered to go over there in years

 

[Gadzooks]

Given the choice, where would rather live:

With the Krista's in Nicaragua or

With Otis in the 'burbs?

I'm leaning toward the Central American compound with the Krista's. Mr. Krista would provide tremendous food and Mrs. Krista would provide entertaining stories about her high school PE class where the girls got naked and showered together after covering each other with baby oil and making out. On the other hand, Otis does seem to have some fun home improvement projects going on. Too tough to call right now.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Krista's easy

 

[sports_fan]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, who should I bet in the race?

 

[Frostillicus]

GM, who should I bet in the race?

Sway Away 14-1Shackelford 10-1

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, who should I bet in the race?

Sway Away 14-1Shackelford 10-1

Shacelford is the name of a road by our house so we are on that already. Added SA.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

GM, who should I bet in the race?

Sway Away 14-1Shackelford 10-1

Shacelford is the name of a road by our house so we are on that already. Added SA.

My GBs are hammering down on Sway Away and Dialed In, FWIW

 

[krista4]

Krista's easy

I think you meant to have a comma in there, buddy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Krista's easy

I think you meant to have a comma in there, buddy.

Smoooed. Wondered who'd catch that first.

 

[krista4]

Krista's easy

I think you meant to have a comma in there, buddy.

Smoooed. Wondered who'd catch that first.

OK, so here is what Mr. krista bought AFTER we had dinner last night, and is an example of what you can get in Nicaragua for $3. Kind of a bad picture, but it's a half chicken, grilled with god knows what spices that make it absolutely delicious, fried plantains, salad (a cabbage slaw), and gallo pinto (rice and beans that they somehow make ridiculously well here). One of these would be enough for two people for an entire meal. Since they don't have access to a lot of grains here, all the chickens are free range, eating grass and such. They are soooooooo delicious.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I took a pill a friend gave me. It's starting to hit me hard. I don't think this night will end well.

 

[Disco Stu]

At the pool with a gigantic rum and coke. Feel bad decisions coming.

Edit: Formerly gigantic. Now pretty much empty.

 

[bostonfred]

It looks like the best story contest is on. Opening line is Disco Stu -115, but the early word from the sharps is that they're laying heavy action on the pill popping doctor.

 

[Frostillicus]

GM, who should I bet in the race?

Sway Away 14-1Shackelford 10-1

 

[urbanhack]

I took a pill a friend gave me. It's starting to hit me hard. I don't think this night will end well.

details?if you are in Chicago...i will join you.

 

[urbanhack]

Sliver is a pretty bad, but good movie.

 

[Frostillicus]

Despite starring both Tiffany's boobs and Debbie Gibson's butt, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is a terrible terrible movie.

 

[Frostillicus]

Talking with a friend on facebook whose marriage has fallen apart that I didn't know. Lot's of awful, awful stuff. Debating between talking about alpha schtick and just running quotes from Seinfeld. I'm a great friend.

 

[Frostillicus]

You people all suck.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

You people all suck.

I did earlier...oh wait, never mind.

 

[Frostillicus]

Conan the Destroyer is pretty bad.

 

[urbanhack]

:lit:

 

[Sconch]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

You live in Bakersfield? And you're calling other places bfe?

Yes I am. How does your current/hometown rank in terms of growth over the last 10 years?

 

[Sconch]

Oh and we won.

Actually the team I was on won.

Actually in all honsety the team made up of 50% PhDs that they asked me to be one won.

Actually the team I was asked to be on won...thanks to me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just an FYI, if you trust your wife or girlfriend, you're ######ed.

I am at best moderately attractive, and in the past two days I have f'd around with two married chicks and a freakishly hot chick with a long-term boyfriend.

And the fact of the matter is that I could have done far far worse. I'm still an awful person, but not as awful as I could have been.

So yeah, your wife will make out with a fun bartender.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

****also posted in the Drunk Thread*****

I've been sucking down vodka drinks and shots And beers since 8 ocrock. Screwed around with a married chick. A 50 year old broad showed me her ####...which were spectacular, surprisingly enough. Had a teenager tell me she loves me. Almost made out with a girl who turned out to be the niece of my buddy who owns the bar I work at....I couldn't have run away fast enough. Went to another bar after I closed and got to play with the boobs of a smokin hot Puerto Rican chick for the low low cost of a shot and a dollar in the juke box. Got a hummer in my car from the Puerto Rican girl's friend (who wasn't nearly as hot) and literally didn't even know her name.

But honestly, besides the BJ, the best part of the night was the bartender priveleges I got at the 2nd bar. I walked in at 1:56, a good ten minutes after last call, and still got served 4 or 8 shots and several beers. Good times!!!!

 

[The Comedian]

You people all suck.

I did earlier...oh wait, never mind.

Meet up with HJS tonight?

 

[Early_10]

At the pool with a gigantic rum and coke. Feel bad decisions coming.Edit: Formerly gigantic. Now pretty much empty.

You peed in it, didn't you?

 

[Early_10]

He agreed to my parents buying the house. Whats the fastest way to make that legal before he changes his mind?

Huge weight off my shoulders right there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, who should I bet in the race?

Sway Away 14-1Shackelford 10-1

Sorry, I kind of got wasted in happiness. Like I said in my post, we were on Shackelford already since that's the name of major street by our house.

Wow, that was fun but we should have won A LOT more money. We had 5 in another 15 combinations and only won the straight bet but it was a nice one.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Currently 36000 feet above Iowa, about to cross into Nebraska.

Why did I drink so much last night? Going to be a long flight. :gassy: Sorry guys next to me

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You people all suck.

I did earlier...oh wait, never mind.

hello

Just an FYI, if you trust your wife or girlfriend, you're ######ed.

Bad news for Mr. YSR.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I got a friend request last night from some guy Mrs. SLB went to grade school with that I've never met.

Start hiding money?

Pick up some lime?

Thoughts?

 

[El Floppo]

So I got a friend request last night from some guy Mrs. SLB went to grade school with that I've never met. Start hiding money?Pick up some lime?Thoughts?

instabestfriend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I got a friend request last night from some guy Mrs. SLB went to grade school with that I've never met.

Start hiding money?

Pick up some lime?

Thoughts?

instabestfriend.

Not only have I never met him, I've never even heard of him.

 

[El Floppo]

So I got a friend request last night from some guy Mrs. SLB went to grade school with that I've never met.

Start hiding money?

Pick up some lime?

Thoughts?

instabestfriend.

Not only have I never met him, I've never even heard of him.

instabestlover?I have no idea. People are freaking bizarre with the whole FB thing.

 

[El Floppo]

Speaking of... my wife got friend requested by a bunch of guys she went to high school with, including one of her exes (HS ex = went out on a handful of dates).

She doesn't even remember most of them (and nixed all of them), but this particular ex starts kinda cyber-stalking her, sending her repeated and creepier messages and requests increasingly incredulous that she won't friend him. One of her brothers runs into this guy's wife at some work function and she asks if he's related to my wife... yes, brother. She then relays that my wife's ex (her current husband) has some kind of shrine dedicated to my wife set up in their basement with all these pictures from back innaday. Don't think I mentioned this guy is also a cop.

Ideas?