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Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frostillicus said:
Now that I'm a master griller, because I was able to grill potatoes successfully which you would all know if I hadn't circumvented the langueage filter and gotten my post deleted, I want to try more interesteing things. I have never had spare ribs, although I heard people talk about them all the time and they always cook them on Top Chef. I would like to try them. Does anybody have a good recipe? I know I could probably go into the BBQ thread but I don't want a bunch of over complicated recipes thrown at me, nor do I want TheFanatic to start yelling at me for having the wrong grill or the wrong technique, so I ask here, where the normal people (?) hang out.
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I copied and pasted this one because it works for me..except I change the soy sauce for Coke or Diet Coke (usually half Jack or Jim).4 pounds pork spareribs1 cup brown sugar1/4 cup ketchup1/4 cup soy sauce1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce1/4 cup rum1/2 cup chile sauce2 cloves garlic, crushed1 teaspoon dry mustard1 dash ground black pepperDirectionsPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Cut spareribs into serving size portions, wrap in double thickness of foil, and bake for 1 1/2 hours. Unwrap, and drain drippings. (I usually freeze the drippings to use later in soups.) Place ribs in a large roasting pan.In a bowl, mix together brown sugar, ketchup, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, rum, chile sauce, garlic, mustard, and pepper. Coat ribs with sauce and marinate at room temperature for 1 hour, or refrigerate overnight.Preheat grill for medium heat. Position grate four inches above heat source.Brush grill grate with oil. Place ribs on grill, and cook for 30 minutes, basting with marinade.
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THis is cheating, but it works really well:Put the ribs in a pressure cooker and cook them per directions (usually 20-30 min once water starts boiling).You can do this well in advance if you want. When ready to eat, put them on a Very hot grill to char the outside. These are only 80-90% as good as properly grilled ribs, but they are fool-proof and always decent. This method makes the very tender, fall off the bone style.
 
YSR said:
A good friend of mine is in labor right now and I sent her a text earlier, letting her know I was in town (I'm at my parents' house in SC) and that I would be happy to help with things around the house today and tomorrow if she needed me to do so. Except my stupid iPhone changed it to "thongs".So now I kind of feel creepy.
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How often are you typing the word "thongs" that your iPhone automatically thinks that's what you meant? :goodposting:
 
krista4 said:
YSR said:
A good friend of mine is in labor right now and I sent her a text earlier, letting her know I was in town (I'm at my parents' house in SC) and that I would be happy to help with things around the house today and tomorrow if she needed me to do so. Except my stupid iPhone changed it to "thongs".So now I kind of feel creepy.
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How often are you typing the word "thongs" that your iPhone automatically thinks that's what you meant? :popcorn:
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I'm guessing almost as often as "dickmitten"
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Holy crap. That was fun.

I just talked to Mrs. SLB and she isn't going to be home for 4-5 hours.

I'm headed back to the casino.

:popcorn:
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Who won the 6th?
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I have no idea. Dinner took 2.5 hours so we were late. Not sure what the deal was but man it was good. Highly recommend Sidney Street. Dinner and drinks for 2 was part of the auction pack I bought last year. I can't wait to go back. :bye: :banned:

 
krista4 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
They said you have a great ### but no one mentioned anything about your "junk". Sorry:)I like it though!!
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I'm not sure how to feel about this. <_<
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Nothing, really. Women don't get turned on by guys' junk. This is not news. It is not attractive, in a "whoa, look at that guy's junk" way. Everyone knows that women's stuff is more attractive than men's. Anyone can appreciate a good boob. For guys, if you're going to distinguish yourselves, the ### is the most likely place to do it. Chicks love ###. So you should take this as the highest form of compliment available to you. :hot: And also, <_<
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I like balls, myself.
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frostillicus said:
Now that I'm a master griller, because I was able to grill potatoes successfully which you would all know if I hadn't circumvented the langueage filter and gotten my post deleted, I want to try more interesteing things. I have never had spare ribs, although I heard people talk about them all the time and they always cook them on Top Chef. I would like to try them. Does anybody have a good recipe? I know I could probably go into the BBQ thread but I don't want a bunch of over complicated recipes thrown at me, nor do I want TheFanatic to start yelling at me for having the wrong grill or the wrong technique, so I ask here, where the normal people (?) hang out.
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I copied and pasted this one because it works for me..except I change the soy sauce for Coke or Diet Coke (usually half Jack or Jim).4 pounds pork spareribs1 cup brown sugar1/4 cup ketchup1/4 cup soy sauce1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce1/4 cup rum1/2 cup chile sauce2 cloves garlic, crushed1 teaspoon dry mustard1 dash ground black pepperDirectionsPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Cut spareribs into serving size portions, wrap in double thickness of foil, and bake for 1 1/2 hours. Unwrap, and drain drippings. (I usually freeze the drippings to use later in soups.) Place ribs in a large roasting pan.In a bowl, mix together brown sugar, ketchup, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, rum, chile sauce, garlic, mustard, and pepper. Coat ribs with sauce and marinate at room temperature for 1 hour, or refrigerate overnight.Preheat grill for medium heat. Position grate four inches above heat source.Brush grill grate with oil. Place ribs on grill, and cook for 30 minutes, basting with marinade.
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Thanks!
 
Frostillicus said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frostillicus said:
Now that I'm a master griller, because I was able to grill potatoes successfully which you would all know if I hadn't circumvented the langueage filter and gotten my post deleted, I want to try more interesteing things. I have never had spare ribs, although I heard people talk about them all the time and they always cook them on Top Chef. I would like to try them. Does anybody have a good recipe? I know I could probably go into the BBQ thread but I don't want a bunch of over complicated recipes thrown at me, nor do I want TheFanatic to start yelling at me for having the wrong grill or the wrong technique, so I ask here, where the normal people (?) hang out.
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I copied and pasted this one because it works for me..except I change the soy sauce for Coke or Diet Coke (usually half Jack or Jim).4 pounds pork spareribs1 cup brown sugar1/4 cup ketchup1/4 cup soy sauce1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce1/4 cup rum1/2 cup chile sauce2 cloves garlic, crushed1 teaspoon dry mustard1 dash ground black pepperDirectionsPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Cut spareribs into serving size portions, wrap in double thickness of foil, and bake for 1 1/2 hours. Unwrap, and drain drippings. (I usually freeze the drippings to use later in soups.) Place ribs in a large roasting pan.In a bowl, mix together brown sugar, ketchup, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, rum, chile sauce, garlic, mustard, and pepper. Coat ribs with sauce and marinate at room temperature for 1 hour, or refrigerate overnight.Preheat grill for medium heat. Position grate four inches above heat source.Brush grill grate with oil. Place ribs on grill, and cook for 30 minutes, basting with marinade.
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NP...I was a bit buzzed last night. The "half Jack or Jim" was supposed to mean that I usually sub a half cup of whiskey instead of 1/4 cup of rum..but that's just my preference.Found that one online a few years ago and it works just fine for a below-novice chef/griller like myself :goodposting:
 
YSR said:
A good friend of mine is in labor right now and I sent her a text earlier, letting her know I was in town (I'm at my parents' house in SC) and that I would be happy to help with things around the house today and tomorrow if she needed me to do so. Except my stupid iPhone changed it to "thongs".So now I kind of feel creepy.
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So you offered to help out around the house wearing a thong?? :thumbup:
 
UOFI_316 said:
YSR said:
A good friend of mine is in labor right now and I sent her a text earlier, letting her know I was in town (I'm at my parents' house in SC) and that I would be happy to help with things around the house today and tomorrow if she needed me to do so. Except my stupid iPhone changed it to "thongs".So now I kind of feel creepy.
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So you offered to help out around the house wearing a thong?? :useless:
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Would you expect any less in this thread? :thumbup:
 
I got to have lunch yesterday at THE Hometown Buffet. Yes, you have to say The Hometown Buffet.

Wife's grandmother, who was widowed last year, hasn't seen us since Christmas and that is one of the only places she knows how to get to "in town".

Now I always try to remember my family's humble roots but this place was like Darwin's waiting room.

 
Radical Larry said:
I got to have lunch yesterday at THE Hometown Buffet. Yes, you have to say The Hometown Buffet.

Wife's grandmother, who was widowed last year, hasn't seen us since Christmas and that is one of the only places she knows how to get to "in town".

Now I always try to remember my family's humble roots but this place was like Darwin's waiting room.
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I heard the producers of The Biggest Loser go there to scout for new cast talent.
 
Death Bytes said:
Radical Larry said:
I got to have lunch yesterday at THE Hometown Buffet. Yes, you have to say The Hometown Buffet.

Wife's grandmother, who was widowed last year, hasn't seen us since Christmas and that is one of the only places she knows how to get to "in town".

Now I always try to remember my family's humble roots but this place was like Darwin's waiting room.
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I heard the producers of The Biggest Loser go there to scout for new cast talent.
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It wasn't so much the behemoths...there were plenty of them...it was all of the other circus freaks.
 
Certainly not as fun as hitting the Casino multiple times nor as entertaining as having a new girlfriend who does music, but the Malaise family had a tremendous weekend camping at Oxbow State Park on the Sandy River. Of course, we ignored the myriad "No Alcohol" signs posted around the park, assuming those were meant for rowdy kids and not middle aged white people who just want to get away from suburbia for a while. We had a great site amongst tall Douglas Firs, which provided us with all kinds of wildlife. The deer just walked up to us unafraid, and my wife was able to capture a beast of a Red-Headed Woodpecker, who just ignored us as he pecked away at the old growth forest. But the highlight of it all was sitting out on the beach of the river yesterday. My 7 year old son, who on Friday received his very first Swiss Army Knife, was whittling away at a stick when he looked up in the sky and said "Hey, that kind of looks like a Bald Eagle!". Sure enough, we looked up and saw a majestic symbol of America, soaring above us, searching the river and grounds for prey. It was just spectacular to watch, almost surreal.

Awesome camping trip, though I'm releived to be back home where I can poop on a clean toilet. Off to go play Bocce at the Ponzi Winery. :lmao:

 
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Radical Larry said:
I got to have lunch yesterday at THE Hometown Buffet. Yes, you have to say The Hometown Buffet.

Wife's grandmother, who was widowed last year, hasn't seen us since Christmas and that is one of the only places she knows how to get to "in town".

Now I always try to remember my family's humble roots but this place was like Darwin's waiting room.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Radical Larry said:
I got to have lunch yesterday at THE Hometown Buffet. Yes, you have to say The Hometown Buffet.

Wife's grandmother, who was widowed last year, hasn't seen us since Christmas and that is one of the only places she knows how to get to "in town".

Now I always try to remember my family's humble roots but this place was like Darwin's waiting room.
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My stepsister lived in Clemson for a while. She just had twins and I went to the Walmart there to buy my older nephew a toy around midnight upon arriving, considering this was the first my nephew wasn't the center of attention in his entire life. Anyhoo, I know trips to the Walmart in many states, especially including Alabama, can be adventerous as well, but I felt like I was at a casting call for a Rob Zombie horror flick. Misshapen heads, unaligned eyes, amazingly jacked up teeth... it was so scary, my sister tracked me down after walking off alone to pick-up shampoo or something and requested an escort around the well lit store. It might be a nice college and I didn't run into any of these characters at the game in Atlanta which followed a few months later that year, but I was very aware of the area's Appalachian roots that night.
 
I hate posting from my phone, but Destiney ;) is here. Apparently she's been here every night for a week.

That's not really why I'm posting though...just heard her tell a guy that as a child she got kicked in the head by a horse. I really really wish I was making this up. :tumbleweed:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
I hate posting from my phone, but Destiney ;) is here. Apparently she's been here every night for a week. That's not really why I'm posting though...just heard her tell a guy that as a child she got kicked in the head by a horse. I really really wish I was making this up. :tumbleweed:
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That's funn...wait...WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER TALK TO ANOTHER GUY!??!
 
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