GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

I like having sex with your wife when she's passed out.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, the :tips40: is purely metaphorical. He'd kick my ### if he saw me spill a beer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

I like having sex with your wife when she's passed out.

Well yeah but you better have a good supply of lube.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.

Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler.

RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, the :tips40: is purely metaphorical. He'd kick my ### if he saw me spill a beer.

Many a parking lot party lately for me as you know.

 

[Thorn]

I am heading to Boston for Game 7. I worked the angle to get tickets so my brother agreed to drive. DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Live blog here or it didn't happen.

Rolled into town an hour ago. Doesnt seem right to be heading to a hockey game when its 80 out. Hit the dive bar sissy k's for the 1.50 drafts. A ripoff at half the price. Warm and im pretty sure they were pbrs After finishing one my brother announces he has to poop and he cant do it here.On to the next place that looks clean!

 

[-fish-]

wife got the go-ahead from the doctor to crank open the iron gate and re-admit big Jim and the twins.

The twins go in? Could you unpack that a bit?

dogs in the bathtub?

 

[Gadzooks]

I guess we received a letter from the City of Milwaukee today accusing us of a building code violation. Something about "overcrowding" and how we can be fined $10K/day if we don't rectify it.I don't think I have 20 mexicans living in my basement. Anyone ever dealt with something like this?

Wait, wat? At your house?P.S. Move to Texas...20 Mexicans in your basement wouldn't be a code violation. It would be a restaurant.

Yes, at our house. My fiancee and I each got a letter. I haven't seen it yet since I'm still in California, but she called me in a panic.

By the way, I'm almost finished with your wedding present/prize pack of awesomeness. It should be sent out next week.

PM your address and I'll send you the same package. It may a take a while, unless you're willing to forego the clay sculpture of my genitals.

 

[shuke]

sigh

You too?

You're also dating a woman from Mexico and likely taking offense to the nature of the comments above?

I married one, let's not go crazy here.

Pics please.

 

[shuke]

The twins go in?

 

[shuke]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, the :tips40: is purely metaphorical. He'd kick my ### if he saw me spill a beer.

Speaking of 40's, I'm thinking of getting one on the way home. Mickey's?

 

[Thorn]

O/u on my brothers bathroom visit is 14 min. His entire diet consist of bacon chicken bread cheese beer and red meat

 

[St. Louis Bob]

sigh

You too?

You're also dating a woman from Mexico and likely taking offense to the nature of the comments above?

I married one, let's not go crazy here.

Pics please.

 

[Gadzooks]

I am heading to Boston for Game 7. I worked the angle to get tickets so my brother agreed to drive. DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Live blog here or it didn't happen.

Rolled into town an hour ago. Doesnt seem right to be heading to a hockey game when its 80 out. Hit the dive bar sissy k's for the 1.50 drafts. A ripoff at half the price. Warm and im pretty sure they were pbrs After finishing one my brother announces he has to poop and he cant do it here.On to the next place that looks clean!

I'm about an hour away from you right now and if it wasn't for the ridiculous holiday traffic, I'd get in the car and surprise you and your pooping brother. One of my buddies is going to the game and he's been texting all afternoon as he's been drinking since noon. Please post updates throughout the night both here and in the drunk thread.

 

[kevzilla]

sigh

You too?

You're also dating a woman from Mexico and likely taking offense to the nature of the comments above?

I married one, let's not go crazy here.

Pics please.

She dumped me before everybody had digital cameras and internet access. I'll see what I can do.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

They're posting from the alley behind Paddy O's?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, the :tips40: is purely metaphorical. He'd kick my ### if he saw me spill a beer.

Speaking of 40's, I'm thinking of getting one on the way home. Mickey's?

Anyplace around you still carry Crazy Horse?

 

[YSR]

I am heading to Boston for Game 7. I worked the angle to get tickets so my brother agreed to drive. DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Live blog here or it didn't happen.

Rolled into town an hour ago. Doesnt seem right to be heading to a hockey game when its 80 out. Hit the dive bar sissy k's for the 1.50 drafts. A ripoff at half the price. Warm and im pretty sure they were pbrs After finishing one my brother announces he has to poop and he cant do it here.On to the next place that looks clean!

I'm about an hour away from you right now and if it wasn't for the ridiculous holiday traffic, I'd get in the car and surprise you and your pooping brother.

If you cared about this thread, you would do this.

 

[YSR]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

Sorry. Now that I'm married, I've been spending my time learning how to use sex as a weapon.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

Sorry. Now that I'm married, I've been spending my time learning how to use sex as a weapon.

This is so backwards. From age 13 (homer> hi) until marriage, women could inflict pain on thousands of men, yet their weapons go underutilized. When their target is limited to 1, they decide to learn how to load. And aim. And don kevlar.

 

[kevzilla]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

Sorry. Now that I'm married, I've been spending my time learning how to use sex as a weapon.

This is so backwards. From age 13 (homer> hi) until marriage, women could inflict pain on thousands of men, yet their weapons go underutilized. When their target is limited to 1, they decide to learn how to load. And aim. And don kevlar.

Preach, preacher!:canigetawitness:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I guess we received a letter from the City of Milwaukee today accusing us of a building code violation. Something about "overcrowding" and how we can be fined $10K/day if we don't rectify it.I don't think I have 20 mexicans living in my basement. Anyone ever dealt with something like this?

Wait, wat? At your house?P.S. Move to Texas...20 Mexicans in your basement wouldn't be a code violation. It would be a restaurant.

Yes, at our house. My fiancee and I each got a letter. I haven't seen it yet since I'm still in California, but she called me in a panic.

So you're in California and you get a letter stating there is "overcrowding" in your house where you're fiancee is supposedly all alone missing her SammyBear? If I was you I'd starting hiding freeze pops. By the way, I'm almost finished with your wedding present/prize pack of awesomeness. It should be sent out next week. Also, is everyone from the GMTAN sitting at the same table at the reception?

Yes, prime seating...in the back...next to the bar

 

[Thorn]

O/u on my brothers bathroom visit is 14 min. His entire diet consist of bacon chicken bread cheese beer and red meat

14.47 i shoulda been a bookie. On to the legends club

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I guess we received a letter from the City of Milwaukee today accusing us of a building code violation. Something about "overcrowding" and how we can be fined $10K/day if we don't rectify it.I don't think I have 20 mexicans living in my basement. Anyone ever dealt with something like this?

Wait, wat? At your house?P.S. Move to Texas...20 Mexicans in your basement wouldn't be a code violation. It would be a restaurant.

Yes, at our house. My fiancee and I each got a letter. I haven't seen it yet since I'm still in California, but she called me in a panic.

So you're in California and you get a letter stating there is "overcrowding" in your house where you're fiancee is supposedly all alone missing her SammyBear? If I was you I'd starting hiding freeze pops. By the way, I'm almost finished with your wedding present/prize pack of awesomeness. It should be sent out next week. Also, is everyone from the GMTAN sitting at the same table at the reception?

Yes, prime seating...in the back...next to the bar

F that. I'll just tend bar. That way I'll never be more than 3 feet from a beer and a shot.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

The Irish definitely know how to honor the dead.

 

[General Malaise]

I am heading to Boston for Game 7. I worked the angle to get tickets so my brother agreed to drive. DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Live blog here or it didn't happen.

Rolled into town an hour ago. Doesnt seem right to be heading to a hockey game when its 80 out. Hit the dive bar sissy k's for the 1.50 drafts. A ripoff at half the price. Warm and im pretty sure they were pbrs After finishing one my brother announces he has to poop and he cant do it here.On to the next place that looks clean!

YES!

I can "go" in about 26% of the bars in North America. I HAVE to feel comfortable.

 

[General Malaise]

Just bought a 12 pack of Bud Select, thinking it's probably time to go back to Light Beer (ship not only sailed but capsized years ago, friends) and I'm curious how they managed to brew something that tastes identical to Alka Seltzer. Why not just bottle Alka Seltzer and sell that for $9.50?

Also, now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure $9.50 is 9 dollars more than I should have paid for this toilet water.

 

[General Malaise]

Realized that my one year anniversary was tomorrow and I had NOTHING planned at all. Thanks to priceline, a restaurant gift card I've been saving since Xmas to Salty's (awesome seafood on the Columbia River), the wife was surprised with a trip to Seattle for Sunday/Monday. We'll be wine tasting with some friends who live up there, will stay in a 4-Star hotel in downtown and might even do some sex.

Can't wait to see the look on her face when we roll up to Emerald Downs on our way home Monday.

 

[General Malaise]

God, this Bud Select tastes like butt. I'd gladly trade this in for a Mickey's. Or mule sperm.

 

[cosjobs]

My health kick cocktail nowadays is fresh ruby red grapefruit juice and bourbon. I like it better than a greyhound or salty dog (vokda and gin).

 

[SofaKings]

Realized that my one year anniversary was tomorrow and I had NOTHING planned at all. Thanks to priceline, a restaurant gift card I've been saving since Xmas to Salty's (awesome seafood on the Columbia River), the wife was surprised with a trip to Seattle for Sunday/Monday. We'll be wine tasting with some friends who live up there, will stay in a 4-Star hotel in downtown and might even do some sex. Can't wait to see the look on her face when we roll up to Emerald Downs on our way home Monday.

Charv is still moping around trying to figure out what to have to drink.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I guess we received a letter from the City of Milwaukee today accusing us of a building code violation. Something about "overcrowding" and how we can be fined $10K/day if we don't rectify it.I don't think I have 20 mexicans living in my basement. Anyone ever dealt with something like this?

Wait, wat? At your house?P.S. Move to Texas...20 Mexicans in your basement wouldn't be a code violation. It would be a restaurant.

Yes, at our house. My fiancee and I each got a letter. I haven't seen it yet since I'm still in California, but she called me in a panic.

So you're in California and you get a letter stating there is "overcrowding" in your house where you're fiancee is supposedly all alone missing her SammyBear? If I was you I'd starting hiding freeze pops. By the way, I'm almost finished with your wedding present/prize pack of awesomeness. It should be sent out next week. Also, is everyone from the GMTAN sitting at the same table at the reception?

Yes, prime seating...in the back...next to the bar

F that. I'll just tend bar. That way I'll never be more than 3 feet from a beer and a shot.

You're hired

 

[Thorn]

Ya so the bruins won man

 

[bostonfred]

Ya so the bruins won man

i don't think you can be blamed for the lack of updates. 0-0 that late in the game you're afraid to look away for a second. can't believe you went to the game. really can't believe you went to sissy k's.

 

[Sconch]

40 mins outside of disneyland. 2 hours to go. 45 mins behind sched thanks to some dickmitten kid who didnt show up when it was time to leave

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

40 mins outside of disneyland. 2 hours to go. 45 mins behind sched thanks to some dickmitten kid who didnt show up when it was time to leave

Cry me a river

 

[bentley]

40 mins outside of disneyland. 2 hours to go. 45 mins behind sched thanks to some dickmitten kid who didnt show up when it was time to leave

I'm beyond intoxicated and haven't had to go more than a block from home all night. Just thought you might want to know.

 

[Sconch]

40 mins outside of disneyland. 2 hours to go. 45 mins behind sched thanks to some dickmitten kid who didnt show up when it was time to leave

I'm beyond intoxicated and haven't had to go more than a block from home all night. Just thought you might want to know.

i will kill you

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm watching Gangland with the baby, waiting for her to peter out. Slap it high?

 

[Thorn]

Apologies bf et al. Best time ever in beantown and that is saying something.

 

[bentley]

I'm watching Gangland with the baby, waiting for her to peter out. Slap it high?

I'm pretty sure that kid should have been in bed hours ago.

 

[commisholio]

Yep, I put mine to bed 2 hours ago.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm watching Gangland with the baby, waiting for her to peter out. Slap it high?

I'm pretty sure that kid should have been in bed hours ago.

Really? She usually peters out between 9 and 10. There's no chance in trying to get her down before that.

 

[kevzilla]

So drunk I'm having trouble finding pics of my ex to post. Still looking.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So drunk I'm having trouble finding pics of my ex to post. Still looking.

Keep fighting the good fight gb

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So drunk I'm having trouble finding pics of my ex to post. Still looking.

Keep up the good work, GB.

 

[kevzilla]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

 

[Thorn]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

nicest possible way...your hair sucks

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

<br />

<br />OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.<br /><br /><a href='http://i54.tinypic.com/11ukefb.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>On the beach</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href='http://i54.tinypic.com/2h51kbc.jpg' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>Before the screaming</a><br />

<br /><br />nicest possible way...<br /><br />your hair sucks<br />

<br /><br /><br />

 

[kevzilla]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

nicest possible way...your hair sucks

 

[Thorn]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

nicest possible way...your hair sucks

sorry bro you seem like a nice guy but come on