General Malaise
Footballguy
$5 says this is who shuke votes for:
#4
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Footballguy
She does look fun.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I probably played with Google's electric guitar today more than a professional white man should admit.
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Footballguy
I'm going to be sorely disappointed with the citizens of the greater Dallas area if there are no chants tonight referencing Rashard Lewis.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I was supernatural at Robotron back in the day. I was decent at Missile Command, but a GB of mine was a god who walked the earth on that game.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I've got Amber at #1 right now. I've actually been waited on by Adrienne from BANGERS and Lace.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
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Footballguy
#4 says she's a big nerd. It's amazing how many real nerds fall for this shtick.
Not quite the beginning...I did have 4 digits. My understanding was that we were to be unseen and unheard.Amazing he's been around since the beginning.I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
Fascinating.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't get it...
General Malaise
Footballguy
She's my 3rd choice.
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Footballguy
Did you see the uproar over at filmdrunk about this a couple of weeks ago? HilariousOriginal Post
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YSR
Footballguy
My eHarmony profile said the same thing and it's the part that made Mr. YSR initiate communication with me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nonsense. Tell us more!Not quite the beginning...I did have 4 digits. My understanding was that we were to be unseen and unheard.Amazing he's been around since the beginning.I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
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Footballguy
Yeah, I tried to find that video but it's gone apparently. Sad.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Stop posting disclaimers. Weak.Says the guy that joined in ought 10.**Still new in here, so I understand that most of you would know that this was just a shot at easy humor. I know that GPJ has been around much longer than his meager user date may suggest. Just ensuring that you all catch my scent in case I decide to roam this turf with all of you long term. That was the LAST disclaimer. You get me, or you don't going forward.Dik (and yes, I would qualify for posting this in the drunk thread instead of here)I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Sepia may not have been the best choice of photo medium for this contest
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
2, 4 or 6
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
@ 7ooksI thought it would be fun to bring the family to the waterpark today. I have blisters all over my feet and I thought it would be a fun time to walk around on hot pavement. I must be the biggest ####### idiot ever.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
There are COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED internet rumors that Lebron's girlfriend had intimate relations with Rashard Lewis this past weekend.http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/06/those_dirty_lebron_james_and_r.php
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
did you smoke under water?
cosjobs
Footballguy
I will PayPal you $500 if you can convince timsochet and LHUCKS of this concept.Not quite the beginning...I did have 4 digits. My understanding was that we were to be unseen and unheard.Amazing he's been around since the beginning.I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
BTW the last time I was here, Missle Command was cutting edge technology. Pretty sure they are playing the same soundtrack. It's like I've stepped into some kind of twisted ####### wormhole or something.
Sadly unpossible I will PayPal you $500 if you can convince timsochet and LHUCKS of this concept.Not quite the beginning...I did have 4 digits. My understanding was that we were to be unseen and unheard.Amazing he's been around since the beginning.I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I really need a smoke. All of these kids screaming has raised by blood pressure a few hundred pumpkins.did you smoke under water?
and I jacked up the quote function, this why you all can't have nice things.Sadly unpossible I will PayPal you $500 if you can convince timsochet and LHUCKS of this concept.Not quite the beginning...I did have 4 digits. My understanding was that we were to be unseen and unheard.Amazing he's been around since the beginning.I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Homer would pass the #### out from Asian hottnezz here in socal.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Think tomorrow is going to be a good day for Disneyland? School ended today. I'm thinking about surprising the kid. I. Just. Hate. The. Crowds.
I said that was the last one. Why pile on now? Some of you take this way too serious**Eat meStop posting disclaimers. Weak.Says the guy that joined in ought 10.**Still new in here, so I understand that most of you would know that this was just a shot at easy humor. I know that GPJ has been around much longer than his meager user date may suggest. Just ensuring that you all catch my scent in case I decide to roam this turf with all of you long term. That was the LAST disclaimer. You get me, or you don't going forward.Dik (and yes, I would qualify for posting this in the drunk thread instead of here)I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
I went yesterday. It was PACKED. We only went because our passes are about to be blacked out for the summer.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
This is serious ####### bidness. How are you getting drunk in Bahrain? Isn't it a dry country?I said that was the last one. Why pile on now? Some of you take this way too serious**Eat meStop posting disclaimers. Weak.Says the guy that joined in ought 10.**Still new in here, so I understand that most of you would know that this was just a shot at easy humor. I know that GPJ has been around much longer than his meager user date may suggest. Just ensuring that you all catch my scent in case I decide to roam this turf with all of you long term. That was the LAST disclaimer. You get me, or you don't going forward.Dik (and yes, I would qualify for posting this in the drunk thread instead of here)I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
sigh
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Take em to Wally World instead
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Fantasy land (Snow White/Mr Toads/all the little-kid rides) is always crowded. Tomorrowland (new Star Wars ride) will be slammed. If you can hit Indiana Jones early, though, you can avoid a lot of people. I was there Saturday and there was no line for Pirates of the Caribbean, despite the new movie coming out, we literally walked right up to the boat-loading area. No line for Haunted Mansion either. If it stays overcast, you might fare pretty well at the park tomorrow.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
It's not just the impending summer, star tours and Ariel have re/opened. The star tours line was nearly 3 hours long. It boggles my mind that people will wait for that ####.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Some big fat guy told me I couldn't smoke. I told him to lose 150 pounds and get back to me. He must have ratted me out to the staff because somebody immediately came up to me and told me there was a smoking section but not to worry about it.Getting really horny looking at some of these MILFs and tatted up 18 yo's. At least I think they're 18. You have to be 18 to get a tattoo right?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I feel like you are speaking Bahranian today....I understand none of your posts.
FatMax
Member
School's out. Weather's nice. Yep, the place should be empty.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Thanks for the report Sarnoff. Sounds reasonable. I would spend tonight in LA to be able to get their very early in the morning. I have some family going and can't decide to tag along or not. I basically hate that place except for the wine, but it's been a rough last semester for my struggling student and she deserves a treat.In the mid 90s I took a five year old girl on Star Tours with her mom. She was a collector of all things Ewok and the planet Endor. We made the mistake of telling her that's where we were going and she completely bought into it while waiting in line. When things went south on the flight, she was truly buying the whole war scene being real and out lives being in danger. Total and complete freak out. So bad, the entire day was ruined. Kid hyperventilated for a half hour, balled for two hours and we went home.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Last week we had a tornado. Last night we had a monster thunder with lightning and damaging winds that knocked my power out for most of the night. Right now we are under a severe thunderstorm warning with 60 mile an hour winds and baseball sized hail. The sky just got pitch black except for the lightning. I imagine the power should be going out any minute now. Lovely Massachusetts weather.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Best weather in the country right now is in Portland, Oregon. 
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Oh and I'm voting for number 8. Mostly because of her future ambitions, which I had to read 5 times before I understood them (I think):
What plans or ambitions do you have for the future? “I want to be a foreign language teacher in foreign countries teaching English as a second language.”
What plans or ambitions do you have for the future? “I want to be a foreign language teacher in foreign countries teaching English as a second language.”
It is very hot and rains only a few days a year, but I don't imagine that is what you mean based on the words that you placed on this page. Bahrain is the Las Vegas of the Middle East. For some reason the fact that it is an island hides you from prying eyes that might otherwise condemn you. Saudi uses Bahrain as it's weekend playground. Every major hotel serves and runs multiple clubs (and girls), some of the restaurants serve, and there are a few liquor stores as well. The cost out in town (the country, it is very small) is not worth it to me, but it is easy to get. The population of the country increases greatly starting on Thursday night (the beginning of the weekend out here). I pick up what I want on the base, but we have a ration. 1 six pack of beer = 1 point, 1 bottle of wine (up to 1.75l)=1 point, a bottle of liquor above 60 proof=5 points, and a bottle below 60 proof reverts back down to a point. You get 20 pointsper month if you are here for at least a year. If you like to imbibe it can become quite the math problem at times (you can get a drink at the club on base, so it is usually simple math).This is serious ####### bidness. How are you getting drunk in Bahrain? Isn't it a dry country?I said that was the last one. Why pile on now? Some of you take this way too serious**Eat meStop posting disclaimers. Weak.Says the guy that joined in ought 10.**Still new in here, so I understand that most of you would know that this was just a shot at easy humor. I know that GPJ has been around much longer than his meager user date may suggest. Just ensuring that you all catch my scent in case I decide to roam this turf with all of you long term. That was the LAST disclaimer. You get me, or you don't going forward.Dik (and yes, I would qualify for posting this in the drunk thread instead of here)I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm not trying to be Furleyian.There's a blog called "Film Drunk" that has goofy movie news, which I follow on FB. A couple months ago, they had a post about how hot actresses often claim that they're into nerdy pursuits like World of Warcraft, fantasy baseball, etc. There was an accompanying video that was a montage of several different women on talk shows proclaiming their faux-geekery.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Nobody said there'd be reading. Those pictures fit perfectly on my phone without any words getting in the way, and that's the way I like it.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I'm in the Mojave where it will be 110+ on the high side and keep right at 100 on the low side for 6 out of 9 weeks starting sometime in July. From late February to now has been some of the most beautiful weather I have ever experienced. Strange actually. Minnesota is hotter than the Mojave Desert lately.Best weather in the country right now is in Portland, Oregon.
-fish-
Footballguy
Number 5: I love to do activities
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