General Malaise
Footballguy
You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
Hmm....my main goal in life at this point is to just not get anything pregnant.I volunteered for any trip, just to get away from a screaming baby and get a full night's sleep. This parenthood thing is bull####.
Why do I not know who this is supposed to be?You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
You're dumb?Why do I not know who this is supposed to be?You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
Are you upset by this? Or just confused?You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
Tell her when I sober up, it'll be awkward for me too.Wife: "Hey, do you know who the hell [FDAS real name] is? He just friended me on facebook. Is he one of your weird internet people or some kind of creepy stalker?"Me: Yes.
Sitting outside on the patio. The kids are asleep. Classic 80's rock out of Arkansas on the radio. Mrs. SLB is playing Scrabble on her phone.Man I still got it.
I FIGURED IT OUT, BUTTFACEYou're dumb?Why do I not know who this is supposed to be?You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
Still waiting on your acceptance of my friend request.I FIGURED IT OUT, BUTTFACEYou're dumb?Why do I not know who this is supposed to be?You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
This, #######.Still waiting on your acceptance of my friend request.I FIGURED IT OUT, BUTTFACEYou're dumb?Why do I not know who this is supposed to be?You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
I'm going inOtis straight-up denied my friend request like a year ago.
Confirmed not furleyWho is Steve M. from Wisconsin? I want to be sure this isn't furley.
Huh...no idea how that happened. Sent.I just accepted 3 friend requests. I know one of them is FDAS.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
That was when he quit the Internet. Apparently you didn't ##### and moan about it enough to get added back.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
I don't know who it is, but it's not FurleyWho is Steve M. from Wisconsin? I want to be sure this isn't furley.
Yeah, probably right.That was when he quit the Internet. Apparently you didn't ##### and moan about it enough to get added back.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
You really should though. Tanner misquote shtick on FBG's comments/walls and the resulting comments from non-FBGs is gold.Yeah, probably right.That was when he quit the Internet. Apparently you didn't ##### and moan about it enough to get added back.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
I am now friends with a Jeopardy champion. Halfway to my goal of being a Jeopardy champion.Huh...no idea how that happened. Sent.I just accepted 3 friend requests. I know one of them is FDAS.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.
I'd like to be friends with YSR, but my wife hates her with a passion. No shtick.

One of them was me.Two more accepted. I think one of them might be Tasker. Or it could be just a bot.
first, what the hell means, "ruler on ice @ 42-1"?ice fishing related?Guess who had Ruler on Ice at 42-1?
Two more accepted. I think one of them might be Tasker. Or it could be just a bot.

The Belmont was today. Frosty seems to have made some money.first, what the hell means, "ruler on ice @ 42-1"?ice fishing related?Guess who had Ruler on Ice at 42-1?
You got 5 minutes to post more pics of the bridesmaids from that wedding, or I'm de-friending you.I am so confused.
thanks for the clarification.The Belmont was today. Frosty seems to have made some money.first, what the hell means, "ruler on ice @ 42-1"?ice fishing related?Guess who had Ruler on Ice at 42-1?
I lost some money tailing SLBD and GM. My bad.Also lost money on tonight's UFC tailing my husband. I should perhaps learn to think for myself.The Belmont was today. Frosty seems to have made some money.first, what the hell means, "ruler on ice @ 42-1"?ice fishing related?Guess who had Ruler on Ice at 42-1?
Winner of the Belmont, dood.first, what the hell means, "ruler on ice @ 42-1"?ice fishing related?Guess who had Ruler on Ice at 42-1?
Gonna let you stew for a while.Huh...no idea how that happened. Sent.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.

here?You got 5 minutes to post more pics of the bridesmaids from that wedding, or I'm de-friending you.I am so confused.
isn't it rule #1 for the bride to not surround herself with bridesmaids that are hotter than her? she's only better looking than one of them. and do people really still cuff their jeans?You got 5 minutes to post more pics of the bridesmaids from that wedding, or I'm de-friending you.I am so confused.
Oh no....don't do that.Gonna let you stew for a while.Huh...no idea how that happened. Sent.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.![]()
Eh, okay.Oh no....don't do that.Gonna let you stew for a while.Huh...no idea how that happened. Sent.I think I got unfriended by Tanner a while back.You know who DE-friended me? Rhymes with {MICON}. Dunno why.![]()
I'd generally agree about the bride, but you can tell from the shoes that she's a slut, so that's points for her.isn't it rule #1 for the bride to not surround herself with bridesmaids that are hotter than her? she's only better looking than one of them. and do people really still cuff their jeans?You got 5 minutes to post more pics of the bridesmaids from that wedding, or I'm de-friending you.I am so confused.
Link?DO IT!Her exact response will be, "Who is this ####in guy?"accepted.Now, to friend FDAS' wife!
Here, facebook and also post them in random political threads. Just because.here?You got 5 minutes to post more pics of the bridesmaids from that wedding, or I'm de-friending you.I am so confused.