GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Buck Bradcanon]

Bet Tanner's mom is all kinds of hot.

 

[Disco Stu]

OH Yes, I hope this doesn't offend, but I'd like to take your lady to Nicaragua some time.

Me too, but I'd settle for a Burger King bathroom.

You'd like to take a Burger King bathroom to Nicaragua?

oh stu, youre a stitch.

I hate you for soiling her with your seed btw.

 

[Disco Stu]

Anybody that DOESN'T want the XXX text my cousin sent me earlier, please say so now.

Zero texts received.

Done

Still no. I'll PM you my number since you must have lost it. I would post it in the thread, but, you know.

Wait.Bob, did you get my number from my post or from one of the quoted posts? Because I know someone (I think it was Oh Yes!) instead of deleting the phone number completely in his quote just switched it to something random. So you may have just sent a XXX rated text to someone completely random. Hopefully this all works out fabulously.

Dammit. I might need your number again. Was about to send you something.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody that DOESN'T want the XXX text my cousin sent me earlier, please say so now.

Zero texts received.

Done

Still no. I'll PM you my number since you must have lost it. I would post it in the thread, but, you know.

Wait.Bob, did you get my number from my post or from one of the quoted posts? Because I know someone (I think it was Oh Yes!) instead of deleting the phone number completely in his quote just switched it to something random. So you may have just sent a XXX rated text to someone completely random. Hopefully this all works out fabulously.

Dammit. I might need your number again. Was about to send you something.

My real number ends in 983

 

[Frostillicus]

By the way, if your wife ever asks you to go to body pump class at the Y say no. It's a trap so that you won't be able to move your arms, legs, shoulders, back, neck, knees, or stomach the next day. Especially unfortunate when you have your softball championship the next day.

And yes, body pump at the Y does indeed lend itself to some double entendres. Go nuts.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Dammit. I might need your number again. Was about to send you something.

Hi.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Anybody that DOESN'T want the XXX text my cousin sent me earlier, please say so now.

Zero texts received.

Done

Still no. I'll PM you my number since you must have lost it. I would post it in the thread, but, you know.

Wait.Bob, did you get my number from my post or from one of the quoted posts? Because I know someone (I think it was Oh Yes!) instead of deleting the phone number completely in his quote just switched it to something random. So you may have just sent a XXX rated text to someone completely random. Hopefully this all works out fabulously.

Dammit. I might need your number again. Was about to send you something.

My real number ends in 983

Mine too!!

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

By the way, if your wife ever asks you to go to body pump class at the Y say no. It's a trap so that you won't be able to move your arms, legs, shoulders, back, neck, knees, or stomach the next day. Especially unfortunate when you have your softball championship the next day.

And yes, body pump at the Y does indeed lend itself to some double entendres. Go nuts.

ya, there's a joke in here somewhere

 

[Disco Stu]

My real number ends in 983

Yeah, gonna need a pm. I have the fake one.

 

[dharmapunk]

I move that any trophy given for this league be designed by Oh Yes.

 

[Oh Yes!]

people are really thinking 867-5309 is his number?

also, ill take a pm, i like sending/getting pictures.

 

[Disco Stu]

people are really thinking 867-5309 is his number? also, ill take a pm, i like sending/getting pictures.

I remember seeing that, laughing and then (I thought) entering the correct number.

 

[General Malaise]

By the way, if your wife ever asks you to go to body pump class at the Y say no. It's a trap so that you won't be able to move your arms, legs, shoulders, back, neck, knees, or stomach the next day. Especially unfortunate when you have your softball championship the next day.And yes, body pump at the Y does indeed lend itself to some double entendres. Go nuts.

I did Body Pump in the fall/winter last year and really liked it. It'll leave you sore all over the first few times as it covers all muscle groups.Also, I was several times the only 'man' in the entire class.

 

[dharmapunk]

By the way, if your wife ever asks you to go to body pump class at the Y say no. It's a trap so that you won't be able to move your arms, legs, shoulders, back, neck, knees, or stomach the next day. Especially unfortunate when you have your softball championship the next day.

And yes, body pump at the Y does indeed lend itself to some double entendres. Go nuts.

I did Body Pump in the fall/winter last year and really liked it. It'll leave you sore all over the first few times as it covers all muscle groups.Also, I was several times the only 'man' in the entire class.

This happens when I take a yoga class now and then -- but in totally different and awesome way.

 

[facook]

After I finished spraying, I actually checked out the ingredients. They include rancid fish oils, dried blood, and onion and garlic.

It smells like a Viet Cong lunchbox?

I've never had a jar of pb last long enough to go rancid. I snacked on pb spread over a sleeve of Club crackers while watching Big Brother last night.Rockchucks are kinda cute.

We buy the vat of Adam's at Costco. It takes a while to get through it. One taste of rancid, and the fridge became a necessity. BTW, whoever mentioned pb on Cheez-Its knows stuff. That's a money snack.Rockchucks ARE kinda cute...but their long skinny turds are repulsive and the thought of my foundation being undermined and them possible setting up residence in the crawl-space makes me violently opposed to them using my property as a condo complex. Of course, I'm too intimidated by their cute furry faces to risk actually going into the crawl space to confront him/them. Part of me would like to receive phone pictures from the GMTAN crew. Part of me is terrified as to what my eyes might see.

 

[Frostillicus]

people are really thinking 867-5309 is his number? also, ill take a pm, i like sending/getting pictures.

I remember seeing that, laughing and then (I thought) entering the correct number.

So awesome.

 

[Gadzooks]

After I finished spraying, I actually checked out the ingredients. They include rancid fish oils, dried blood, and onion and garlic.

It smells like a Viet Cong lunchbox?

I've never had a jar of pb last long enough to go rancid. I snacked on pb spread over a sleeve of Club crackers while watching Big Brother last night.

Rockchucks are kinda cute.

We buy the vat of Adam's at Costco. It takes a while to get through it. One taste of rancid, and the fridge became a necessity. BTW, whoever mentioned pb on Cheez-Its knows stuff. That's a money snack.Rockchucks ARE kinda cute...but their long skinny turds are repulsive and the thought of my foundation being undermined and them possible setting up residence in the crawl-space makes me violently opposed to them using my property as a condo complex. Of course, I'm too intimidated by their cute furry faces to risk actually going into the crawl space to confront him/them.

Part of me would like to receive phone pictures from the GMTAN crew. Part of me is terrified as to what my eyes might see.

I think I've only sent out pics of random toilets, my nipple, some stolen bendy straws and a sketch of my junk. Let me know if any of that interests you.

 

[Frostillicus]

Part of me would like to receive phone pictures from the GMTAN crew. Part of me is terrified as to what my eyes might see.

I've gotten a picture of boobs and a picture of a butt (and more). All girl parts so far!

 

[Disco Stu]

Part of me would like to receive phone pictures from the GMTAN crew. Part of me is terrified as to what my eyes might see.

I've gotten a picture of boobs and a picture of a butt (and more). All girl parts so far!

That streak will be ending soon.

 

[shuke]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

 

[dharmapunk]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

A GMTAN fantasy football league is starting.We need a sample of your semen.

 

[General Malaise]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

A GMTAN fantasy football league is starting.We need a sample of your semen.

I suggest taking Krista's black light to the local Sbarro's....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Fabulous pro-gay marriage signs The skirt one is awesome.

I would like to sex the blond in the 3rd pick.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Fabulous pro-gay marriage signs The skirt one is awesome.

I would like to sex the blond in the 3rd pick.

Agreed. And I would do so in a way that would pay homage to our gay friends.

 

[General Malaise]

Fabulous pro-gay marriage signs The skirt one is awesome.

I would like to sex the blond in the 3rd pick.

Agreed. And I would do so in a way that would pay homage to our gay friends.

In the back of a Mazda Miata?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

24 team league. Pancake Conference. Waffle Conference. Separate drafts for each conference. Conference champs get some cash and play for the 'Nut Butter Championship of the world. Yes, that means the teams playing each other in the championship may have some of the same players. That's part of the charm of that approach imo.

When I was commishing :e: leeg, this is how we did it.

And I led my conference in scoring, but didn't make the playoffs. And got no $$ because somebody in the other conference/draft scored more points.

 

[Bogart]

Fabulous pro-gay marriage signs The skirt one is awesome.

I would like to sex the blond in the 3rd pick.

Agreed. And I would do so in a way that would pay homage to our gay friends.

 

[shuke]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Subject: Xanax

Just a day from hell today. I had/have a furniture install in Greenville, NC go completely wrong. The manufacturer sent two incorrect pieces and they installer didn't catch it when they received it last week. Then I get an e-mail from a client in New York, NY that got 53 name plates for the wall. They were supposed to be for the desk. This is the second time my supplier ####ed this up. Then I have a client that wants 2500 custom binders right away. It's a four color process and not exactly rushable. I quoted them 4 months ago. Then I have another client in town that wants the plans for a major furniture expansion done by next Wednesday. Then I have a mortgage company needing documents they forgot RIGHT AWAY!!juan! Oh, yeah, my Mom had surgery early this morning and I didn't even have time to call her until 11:30. I didn't leave the house until 1:20 and was supposed to be downtown at 1:30 for an appointment with a designer for the previously mentioned expansion project. So I popped a Xanax. I got downtown about 1:45 and felt much better. I haven't seen this gal in 4 months and she was very pregnant then. Holy Hugh Hefner did this broad look good. And I said so. Since I'm pretty sure you are all experienced with this drug, can I blame it for this faux pas? FTR I wasn't a drooling idiot, I just said "wow, you look great! How did you get so skinny already?" She smiled, twirled her hair and thanked me. Then she got down on all fours right in front of me where I was sitting to check out the manufacturer under a desk. At that very moment I may have texted something to Mrs. SLB.

ETA

And despite all of this stuff going on I still managed to send dirty pictures to Frosty & YSR.

 

[mr. furley]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

pennypic or i'm calling bull####

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Subject: Xanax

Just a day from hell today. I had/have a furniture install in Greenville, NC go completely wrong. The manufacturer sent two incorrect pieces and they installer didn't catch it when they received it last week. Then I get an e-mail from a client in New York, NY that got 53 name plates for the wall. They were supposed to be for the desk. This is the second time my supplier ####ed this up. Then I have a client that wants 2500 custom binders right away. It's a four color process and not exactly rushable. I quoted them 4 months ago. Then I have another client in town that wants the plans for a major furniture expansion done by next Wednesday. Then I have a mortgage company needing documents they forgot RIGHT AWAY!!juan! Oh, yeah, my Mom had surgery early this morning and I didn't even have time to call her until 11:30. I didn't leave the house until 1:20 and was supposed to be downtown at 1:30 for an appointment with a designer for the previously mentioned expansion project. So I popped a Xanax. I got downtown about 1:45 and felt much better. I haven't seen this gal in 4 months and she was very pregnant then. Holy Hugh Hefner did this broad look good. And I said so. Since I'm pretty sure you are all experienced with this drug, can I blame it for this faux pas? FTR I wasn't a drooling idiot, I just said "wow, you look great! How did you get so skinny already?" She smiled, twirled her hair and thanked me. Then she got down on all fours right in front of me where I was sitting to check out the manufacturer under a desk. At that very moment I may have texted something to Mrs. SLB.

Sending you my #.

 

[dharmapunk]

Subject: Xanax

Just a day from hell today. I had/have a furniture install in Greenville, NC go completely wrong. The manufacturer sent two incorrect pieces and they installer didn't catch it when they received it last week. Then I get an e-mail from a client in New York, NY that got 53 name plates for the wall. They were supposed to be for the desk. This is the second time my supplier ####ed this up. Then I have a client that wants 2500 custom binders right away. It's a four color process and not exactly rushable. I quoted them 4 months ago. Then I have another client in town that wants the plans for a major furniture expansion done by next Wednesday. Then I have a mortgage company needing documents they forgot RIGHT AWAY!!juan! Oh, yeah, my Mom had surgery early this morning and I didn't even have time to call her until 11:30. I didn't leave the house until 1:20 and was supposed to be downtown at 1:30 for an appointment with a designer for the previously mentioned expansion project. So I popped a Xanax. I got downtown about 1:45 and felt much better. I haven't seen this gal in 4 months and she was very pregnant then. Holy Hugh Hefner did this broad look good. And I said so. Since I'm pretty sure you are all experienced with this drug, can I blame it for this faux pas? FTR I wasn't a drooling idiot, I just said "wow, you look great! How did you get so skinny already?" She smiled, twirled her hair and thanked me. Then she got down on all fours right in front of me where I was sitting to check out the manufacturer under a desk. At that very moment I may have texted something to Mrs. SLB.

ETA

And despite all of this stuff going on I still managed to send dirty pictures to Frosty & YSR.

Unpack this for the uninitiated: you text pics of other hot women to you wife? Not judging here. I point stuff like this out to my wife all the time. Just surprised. Most of my friends would never dream of saying/admitting the stuff I say to my wife. Then again, most of my friends' wives are uptight twats.

If I read this right, you're a lucky man. Bob. I wouldn't sweat the comment either. Sounds like you told this woman exactly what she wanted to hear from the world.

 

[shuke]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

pennypic or i'm calling bull####

Whatever turns you on

 

[General Malaise]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

Nice work, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Subject: Xanax

Just a day from hell today. I had/have a furniture install in Greenville, NC go completely wrong. The manufacturer sent two incorrect pieces and they installer didn't catch it when they received it last week. Then I get an e-mail from a client in New York, NY that got 53 name plates for the wall. They were supposed to be for the desk. This is the second time my supplier ####ed this up. Then I have a client that wants 2500 custom binders right away. It's a four color process and not exactly rushable. I quoted them 4 months ago. Then I have another client in town that wants the plans for a major furniture expansion done by next Wednesday. Then I have a mortgage company needing documents they forgot RIGHT AWAY!!juan! Oh, yeah, my Mom had surgery early this morning and I didn't even have time to call her until 11:30. I didn't leave the house until 1:20 and was supposed to be downtown at 1:30 for an appointment with a designer for the previously mentioned expansion project. So I popped a Xanax. I got downtown about 1:45 and felt much better. I haven't seen this gal in 4 months and she was very pregnant then. Holy Hugh Hefner did this broad look good. And I said so. Since I'm pretty sure you are all experienced with this drug, can I blame it for this faux pas? FTR I wasn't a drooling idiot, I just said "wow, you look great! How did you get so skinny already?" She smiled, twirled her hair and thanked me. Then she got down on all fours right in front of me where I was sitting to check out the manufacturer under a desk. At that very moment I may have texted something to Mrs. SLB.

ETA

And despite all of this stuff going on I still managed to send dirty pictures to Frosty & YSR.

Unpack this for the uninitiated: you text pics of other hot women to you wife? Not judging here. I point stuff like this out to my wife all the time. Just surprised. Most of my friends would never dream of saying/admitting the stuff I say to my wife. Then again, most of my friends' wives are uptight twats.

If I read this right, you're a lucky man. Bob. I wouldn't sweat the comment either. Sounds like you told this woman exactly what she wanted to hear from the world.

She is generally very cool about it. A lot of the cat shirt pics with me and (mostly) hot random chicks were taken by her. I really don't care to comment about her other than that.

 

[Gadzooks]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

pennypic or i'm calling bull####

Whatever turns you on

I think Shuke is one of the funnier transvestites I've ever come across.

 

[dharmapunk]

Subject: Xanax

Just a day from hell today. I had/have a furniture install in Greenville, NC go completely wrong. The manufacturer sent two incorrect pieces and they installer didn't catch it when they received it last week. Then I get an e-mail from a client in New York, NY that got 53 name plates for the wall. They were supposed to be for the desk. This is the second time my supplier ####ed this up. Then I have a client that wants 2500 custom binders right away. It's a four color process and not exactly rushable. I quoted them 4 months ago. Then I have another client in town that wants the plans for a major furniture expansion done by next Wednesday. Then I have a mortgage company needing documents they forgot RIGHT AWAY!!juan! Oh, yeah, my Mom had surgery early this morning and I didn't even have time to call her until 11:30. I didn't leave the house until 1:20 and was supposed to be downtown at 1:30 for an appointment with a designer for the previously mentioned expansion project. So I popped a Xanax. I got downtown about 1:45 and felt much better. I haven't seen this gal in 4 months and she was very pregnant then. Holy Hugh Hefner did this broad look good. And I said so. Since I'm pretty sure you are all experienced with this drug, can I blame it for this faux pas? FTR I wasn't a drooling idiot, I just said "wow, you look great! How did you get so skinny already?" She smiled, twirled her hair and thanked me. Then she got down on all fours right in front of me where I was sitting to check out the manufacturer under a desk. At that very moment I may have texted something to Mrs. SLB.

ETA

And despite all of this stuff going on I still managed to send dirty pictures to Frosty & YSR.

Unpack this for the uninitiated: you text pics of other hot women to you wife? Not judging here. I point stuff like this out to my wife all the time. Just surprised. Most of my friends would never dream of saying/admitting the stuff I say to my wife. Then again, most of my friends' wives are uptight twats.

If I read this right, you're a lucky man. Bob. I wouldn't sweat the comment either. Sounds like you told this woman exactly what she wanted to hear from the world.

She is generally very cool about it. A lot of the cat shirt pics with me and (mostly) hot random chicks were taken by her. I really don't care to comment about her other than that.

 

[General Malaise]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

pennypic or i'm calling bull####

Whatever turns you on

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just remembered I have a fifth of whiskey in my filing cabinet.

 

[BobbyLayne]

SLB,

Just want to congratulate you on getting through one more day without worrying yourself to death. Love ya, bro!

Side Effects of Xanax - for the Consumer

Xanax

All medicines may cause side effects, but many people have no, or minor, side effects. Check with your doctor if any of these most COMMON side effects persist or become bothersome when using Xanax:

Changes in appetite; changes in sexual desire; constipation; dizziness; drowsiness; dry mouth; increased saliva production; lightheadedness; tiredness; trouble concentrating; unsteadiness; weight changes.

Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur when using Xanax:

Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); confusion; decreased urination; fainting; hallucinations; loss of coordination; memory problems; menstrual changes; muscle twitching; new or worsening mental or mood problems (eg, depression, irritability, anxiety); overstimulation; red, swollen blistered, or peeling skin; seizures; severe dizziness; severe or persistent trouble sleeping; suicidal thoughts or actions; trouble speaking (eg, stammering, stuttering); yellowing of the eyes or skin.

This is not a complete list of all side effects that may occur.

Looks like you're covered. However, based on the bolded, sounds like you can blame anything on Xanax.If you ever need to send a text, it's listed on my FB info page.

 

[EYLive]

shuke, were you at home when you took that pic or did you remove your pants at work?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB,

Just want to congratulate you on getting through one more day without worrying yourself to death. Love ya, bro!

Side Effects of Xanax - for the Consumer

Xanax

All medicines may cause side effects, but many people have no, or minor, side effects. Check with your doctor if any of these most COMMON side effects persist or become bothersome when using Xanax:

Changes in appetite; changes in sexual desire; constipation; dizziness; drowsiness; dry mouth; increased saliva production; lightheadedness; tiredness; trouble concentrating; unsteadiness; weight changes.



Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur when using Xanax:

Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); confusion; decreased urination; fainting; hallucinations; loss of coordination; memory problems; menstrual changes; muscle twitching; new or worsening mental or mood problems (eg, depression, irritability, anxiety); overstimulation; red, swollen blistered, or peeling skin; seizures; severe dizziness; severe or persistent trouble sleeping; suicidal thoughts or actions; trouble speaking (eg, stammering, stuttering); yellowing of the eyes or skin.

This is not a complete list of all side effects that may occur.

Looks like you're covered. However, based on the bolded, sounds like you can blame anything on Xanax.If you ever need to send a text, it's listed on my FB info page.

911 called

 

[mr. furley]

is it true that all the "religious" guys have hot wives who just love sex? or is that only true of "religious" guys in the FFA?

 

[mr. furley]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

Update: you're still husky

I'm down to a 36 waist, #####.

pennypic or i'm calling bull####

Whatever turns you on

 

[mr. furley]

shuke, were you at home when you took that pic or did you remove your pants at work?

how'd you do it, gb? lose the weight i mean.. and how much? congratulations btw

 

[dharmapunk]

is it true that all the "religious" guys have hot wives who just love sex? or is that only true of "religious" guys in the FFA?

Going to need examples here, guy.Pics too, if possible.

 

[YSR]

SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list.

Oh stop.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list.

Did I Thorn you?