GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.

I haven't read a single post in that thread. tdoss notes?

Starts with OP saying he and his wife only have sex 10 times a year.I come in on page 6 and say my wife and I only have sex 4 times a year and at the time on a 9 month drought.Much banter, discussion, Goggins, suggestions. 25 pages later I have decided to go to therapy, go to therapy, have some sex, realize it is no use (more problems than just sex), decide to get divorce and in the process of getting ducks in a row before telling wife.

Don't sleep with her now, imo.

 

[dharmapunk]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

 

[McJose]

The funny thing is that I'm not all that upset about it..

 

[YSR]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

You're better than this.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

You're better than this.

New here?

 

[McJose]

The funny thing is that I'm not all that upset about it..

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Shuke, although I beat you to the punch by a couple minutes, I am willing to share credit on the creation of the post-tagging shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

just popped up on facebook's "friends you might know"lmao:like:

I was wondering who that was. Please delete this post though GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Today is my 16 year wedding anniversary.

FML

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I was wondering who that was. Please delete this post though GB.

####. not smart. sry

 

[Kev4029]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

I just posted this on facebook, top notch.

 

[General Malaise]

Shuke, although I beat you to the punch by a couple minutes, I am willing to share credit on the creation of the post-tagging shtick.

wait, what?

 

[YSR]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

You're better than this.

New here?

You are one of the funniest guys I know on the Internet, But my point is that you've surely taken a stroll through the Winehouse is Dead thread:

I just want to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 48 hours of sobriety.

 

[Drifter]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

You're better than this.

New here?

You are one of the funniest guys I know on the Internet, But my point is that you've surely taken a stroll through the Winehouse is Dead thread:

I just want to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 48 hours of sobriety.

GPJ = Truck = Carlos Mencia?

 

[shuke]

Shuke, although I beat you to the punch by a couple minutes, I am willing to share credit on the creation of the post-tagging shtick.

The problem is I kept going back and forth between the reply and my work. You win.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

You're better than this.

New here?

You are one of the funniest guys I know on the Internet, But my point is that you've surely taken a stroll through the Winehouse is Dead thread:

I just want to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 48 hours of sobriety.

Haven't set foot in there.

 

[YSR]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

You're better than this.

New here?

You are one of the funniest guys I know on the Internet, But my point is that you've surely taken a stroll through the Winehouse is Dead thread:

I just want to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 48 hours of sobriety.

Haven't set foot in there.

My bad.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.

I haven't read a single post in that thread. tdoss notes?

Starts with OP saying he and his wife only have sex 10 times a year.I come in on page 6 and say my wife and I only have sex 4 times a year and at the time on a 9 month drought.Much banter, discussion, Goggins, suggestions. 25 pages later I have decided to go to therapy, go to therapy, have some sex, realize it is no use (more problems than just sex), decide to get divorce and in the process of getting ducks in a row before telling wife.

Damn. Sorry man.

 

[shuke]

So I'm helping coach my son's soccer team. Got an email from his coach. His/her name is Laif. How do you even pronounce that?

 

[eoMMan]

So I'm helping coach my son's soccer team. Got an email from his coach. His/her name is Laif. How do you even pronounce that?

L - long A - F (like lake)or just like life. Do you know where he's from? That would help.

 

[Sarnoff]

So I'm helping coach my son's soccer team. Got an email from his coach. His/her name is Laif. How do you even pronounce that?

Ugh. I have two of these guys at work. One's pronounced 'lafe', the other 'life'.

 

[EYLive]

My dog's name is Mikey.

what happened to people creativity? mikey? gt fudge o

I have a Mikey and a Charlie. Oh, and a turtle named Gary.

How come no picture of Gary? What kind of turtle is he? I have a red ear slider named Jelly (girl).Stinky and Booger have passed on to the great swamp in the sky. RIP guys.

Gary is also a red-eared slider, but he shuns the limelight, thus, no pics.FTR, I have no idea if he is male or female.

Females generally have flatter top shells, for easier "access" when mating. And males have rounder shells because... well, there are no gay turtles.

Can't believe you people keep turtles held hostage in captivity.

I think well cared for turtles that have a snazzy setup with lots of water to swim in, and platform to hangout, and warm themselves under a heating lamp, live a pretty long and cushy life.

 

[EYLive]

Hooray for turtle talk!I have a red eared slider named Mzee.Also a dog named Ubu.

 

[urbanhack]

http://glitterguts.com/wordpress/wp-content/photos/bikini-girls-with-machine-guns-favs/reg/bikinigirlswithmachineguns-291.jpg

 

[EYLive]

I just got back from lunch at a new Hooters that opened up this month near work.

There were a pair of twins (solid 8.5, looked like Rebecca Gayheart) from Montreal that worked there. They had wavey blond hair, pillowy C's, and sexy French accents. They came over to chat me and my buddy up, but I wasn't done eating my wings so I was a combination of: annoyed by the long interruption, hungry, and horny from their hotness. They are new to the city and want to be shown the "night life", and asked us to come back to talk some more.

I wish I had the guts to ask one of them to rub her breasts across my elbow.

I feel like such a gullible mark.

 

[Josie Maran]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

I just posted this on facebook, top notch.

Totally gonna steal this for a FB update.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

I just posted this on facebook, top notch.

saw it a few days ago [oldnews]

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Today is my 16 year wedding anniversary.FML

You dumb, stupid, *******.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congrats to Bob and Mrs. Bob. No hitting her in the head with a brick tonight imo.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

I just posted this on facebook, top notch.

saw it a few days ago [oldnews]

Did Dodds post it?

 

[facook]

http://glitterguts.com/wordpress/wp-content/photos/bikini-girls-with-machine-guns-favs/reg/bikinigirlswithmachineguns-291.jpg

The armpit stubble is certainly alluring.

 

[Drifter]

So, GM - you have a friend who has a friend named Katya Prekrasnaya. Are you aware of her? You should be.

 

[gamera]

Today is my 16 year wedding anniversary.FML

You dumb, stupid, *******.

This guy knows stuff.

 

[krista4]

Felt like the most decadent sandwich ever belonged here.

 

[Drifter]

Felt like the most decadent sandwich ever belonged here.

Doesn't seem that crazy

 

[JbizzleMan]

So, GM - you have a friend who has a friend named Katya Prekrasnaya. Are you aware of her? You should be.

Just sent her a friend request.

 

[Tiger Fan]

[psa]Did some facebook friend trimming and axed anyone I had never met in person...unfortunately, some of you fall into this list. Doesn't mean I don't ilike you, just haven't cornholed yet[/psa]

 

[BobbyLayne]

I was wondering who that was. Please delete this post though GB.

####. not smart. sry

That's twice this week SLB has been FB outed.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

I just posted this on facebook, top notch.

saw it a few days ago [oldnews]

Did Dodds post it?

 

[Bogart]

Felt like the most decadent sandwich ever belonged here.

Doesn't seem that crazy

Sounds tasty, but not really over the top. A CFS sandwich here is common place, with gravy and chesse. Probably just as much damage to the waist line.

 

[Frostillicus]

So what, other than EYLive the rest of you studs are too studly to care about elbow boob? INTENTIONAL elbow boob?

Jerks.

 

[McJose]

So I'm helping coach my son's soccer team. Got an email from his coach. His/her name is Laif. How do you even pronounce that?

Really?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So what, other than EYLive the rest of you studs are too studly to care about elbow boob? INTENTIONAL elbow boob?

Jerks.

A link to her pic would help.

 

[Frostillicus]

I wish Gadzooks was here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We were going to have dinner at Fritanga tonight but since the debacle of the kid watching thing happened we had no choice but to stay home. Invited a couple over, ordered some pizzas from our GB's place. We went to pick them up, have a few drinks, you know the drill. Then I see a chick that has a Mucky Duck shirt on. That was the first place we had dinner at in Captiva after we got married. Weird.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

went to the driving range tonight to hit my new irons. they work great. I, however, still suck.

 

[bentley]

So what, other than EYLive the rest of you studs are too studly to care about elbow boob? INTENTIONAL elbow boob?

Jerks.

Big fan. WAY TO SIT WITH YOUR ARM ON THE TABLE!

 

[facook]

So I'm helping coach my son's soccer team. Got an email from his coach. His/her name is Laif. How do you even pronounce that?

Really?

I believe it rhymes with "Dawn".

 

[BobbyLayne]

?

 

[Gadzooks]

I have frosty's number. I will send to all who ask. Go.

Oops, I guess he just wanted me to tell you guys (and gals) that he won the softball championship.I assume this means he drank the most beer.

I'm going to assume that he banged Amanda. That would be the real championship.

I didn't bang Amanda. But when we were at the bar after the game her and I were sitting next to each other in the corner and because we had more people who could comfortably sit at the table we were really close together. When she went to poor a beer for someone out of the pitcher I totally got elbow boob. So I said, "Elbow boob. Nice." and she said "but you only got one of them" and then leaned over and rubbed both boobs on my arm - two full swipes!It was awesome.

Then we went out to the back of my mazda miata and did it.

That wasn't your elbow... That was the symbolic elbow of the GMTAN! And would it kill you to post a pic of her once in while? I mean, I enjoyed that pic of your Mom and her 500 relatives, but can't you snap a pic of Amanda at a softball game with your phone?