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'Sergeant Spelt said:
So I made a pretty serious error in judgment today. Chance-farted and lost.. badly.. during my daughter's birthday party.. in the middle the game room at Dave & Buster's. Pretty sure it started as air but quickly morphed into Quaker State 10W-40. Was hanging with my son at the time and had to quickly scoot him over to his mother and dash off to the restroom, which fortunately was not far away. Jumped in the handicapped stall, ripped off my shorts and set them on the flip-down baby changing station. Tossed the boxers on the floor and finished the job. In the middle I noticed that the push-button lock on the stall door handle didn't appear to be pushed in, and it was a good 6 feet away from me (very long, wide stall). Now I'm worried about getting walked in on and also what the back of my shorts look like.

Finally get cleaned up and grab the shorts. Miraculously no drips or seepage had gotten to them, so I throw them back on. Carefully pick up the boxes (these but in grey) and pronounce them dead at the scene. Now what to do with them? Stuff them under my shirt or in my pocket until I reach the trash can? Too many voices in the room and too much potential poo contact. So I hung them up inside the baby changing station and closed it up. Problem solved! Wash hands, back to the party..

Sorry next family who goes to use that and/or janitorial person who has to do the disposal. At least they will be greeted with a smiley face before theirs disappears.
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So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set.

Shammered.

 
'McJose said:
So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set. Shammered.
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'McJose said:
So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set. Shammered.
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How were the Alleycat Ale and the Wilco Tango Foxtrot?
 
'Tiger Fan said:
Anyone know of any squares pools, pickems, survivor leagues, etc... Need to get my gambling fix in
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:goodposting: alsobeen thinking of a concept of betting on players, (as a book/website) should I run with it?There really is no "goto place" for some good fun gamblin
 
I DVRed E.T. the other day and am about to watch it. My husband refuses to watch it with me because I cry at even the most ridiculous movies.

I haven't seen this movie (other than parts here and there) in at least 25 years.

I feel like I might cry my brains out tonight.

 
'Josie Maran said:
'McJose said:
So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set. Shammered.
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How were the Alleycat Ale and the Wilco Tango Foxtrot?
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Shammered
 
'YSR said:
I DVRed E.T. the other day and am about to watch it. My husband refuses to watch it with me because I cry at even the most ridiculous movies.I haven't seen this movie (other than parts here and there) in at least 25 years.I feel like I might cry my brains out tonight.
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Take it to the curlyboard, skirt.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
I DVRed E.T. the other day and am about to watch it. My husband refuses to watch it with me because I cry at even the most ridiculous movies.I haven't seen this movie (other than parts here and there) in at least 25 years.I feel like I might cry my brains out tonight.
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Take it to the curlyboard, skirt.
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Link? And I may do so. Because, knowing how this ends, the tears have already started a-flowin'.
 
I haven't eaten so much that I felt physically ill in a long time. But I had enough Mexican food at lunch and a big enough piece of cake in the afternoon that I skipped dinner. Also, I'm pretty sure my toilet hates me. HTH.

 
'McJose said:
So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set. Shammered.
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how was the Firestone Pale?
 
'Josie Maran said:
'McJose said:
So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set. Shammered.
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How were the Alleycat Ale and the Wilco Tango Foxtrot?
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tanner> you're a slut
 
'roadkill1292 said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Disco Stu said:
Does Slapshot just not hold up or has it always been overrated? :unsure:

A couple laughs but overall... meh.
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this might be the worst/wrongest thing I've ever read in my entire life on this planetshame on you.
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The first time the Hansons take the ice is one of the funniest few minutes in movies evah.
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The early Hanson bits (locker room yelling, first game action) were funny. The rest? :mellow: Aaron Fan, please defend the championship game. Terrible.

 
wow, all caught up....after being in Aruba last week I'd rather be there again this week and next week and the week after that...

 
'Frostillicus said:
5-1 yesterday, +2.5uSantana (cle) NO RBI -170A. Cabrera (cle) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -170Gonzalez (col) NO RBI -145Bourjos (laa) NO Run -150
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Been tailing you the best I can, but it always seems that SB doesn't have all of the lines you post. I can usually only find about 75% of your plays. Do I need to be looking elsewhere for your Cle picks for today? They aren't shown under Player Props.BTW, regardless of only being able to tail some of your picks, I'm up 3+ total units, so I'm happy. Thanks.
 
'mr. furley said:
'Josie Maran said:
'McJose said:
So the wife and I "discovered" this wine bar type of place. They try to act all hoity-toity. Basicaly you guy a debit card thing and then use it to get 2oz of wine for $2.00 or whatever. They also have a big selection of beers. You can get a bottle of damn good beer for anywhere from $1.50 to $20.00 and then pay a corkage fee ($1.00) and drink it there. Once I figured out their game I was set. Shammered.
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How were the Alleycat Ale and the Wilco Tango Foxtrot?
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tanner> you're a slut
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Firestone is pretty damn good but it's fairly common around here.The Alleycat wasn't bad. Not outstanding or anything. The WTF was sublime.
 
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