GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Is Kell's the place with the cigar room downstairs? Or something like that.

Yes. Surprised you remember that. Surprised you remember ANYTHING.

 

[General Malaise]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

Idiots? People who don't eat lettuce?I've never gone, but my sons have been dying to check it out ever since they saw it on Amazing Race. So in January, after I took them with me to church we agreed to get donuts at Voodoo Donuts as a reward for sitting through 90 minutes of boredom. It was one of the coldest days of the year and the line to get donuts here was around the block. We went to Starbucks instead, which they still bring up to me. But hey, they put Fruit Loops on their donuts!

It wasn't worth the 20 minute wait. But I waited in the line for the same reason Guster is, I'd guess. A hot woman wanted me to do so. It's also why I hold down a job, shave, and occasionally converse with other people. Stupid women.

Your hot woman just wanted the donuts to soak up the booze.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is Kell's the place with the cigar room downstairs? Or something like that.

Yes. Surprised you remember that. Surprised you remember ANYTHING.

Brain foggy like cigar room. :grunt:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

Idiots? People who don't eat lettuce?I've never gone, but my sons have been dying to check it out ever since they saw it on Amazing Race. So in January, after I took them with me to church we agreed to get donuts at Voodoo Donuts as a reward for sitting through 90 minutes of boredom. It was one of the coldest days of the year and the line to get donuts here was around the block. We went to Starbucks instead, which they still bring up to me.

But hey, they put Fruit Loops on their donuts!

It wasn't worth the 20 minute wait. But I waited in the line for the same reason Guster is, I'd guess. A hot woman wanted me to do so. It's also why I hold down a job, shave, and occasionally converse with other people. Stupid women.

Your hot woman just wanted the donuts to soak up the booze.

:bag?:

 

[Guster]

GM, I'm on the back patio when you get here.

Pics posted in the FB group

 

[Guster]

GM, she wants to know if your stalker friend is coming??

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm about to shower and manscape before heading out to a Chamber Picnic thingy that is supposed to be about "having a fun evening" and the only rule is that no one is supposed to talk about business. I'm not sure if my liver is aroused or afraid about what is going to happen tonight. Some of you should be expecting texts of toilets, my junk and/or nipples around 8pm-ish eastern time. I've already made out my "CatFish Bill" name tag, I just wish I had time to stop and buy some white pants.

 

[kotzwinkle]

I'm about to shower and manscape before heading out to a Chamber Picnic thingy that is supposed to be about "having a fun evening" and the only rule is that no one is supposed to talk about business. I'm not sure if my liver is aroused or afraid about what is going to happen tonight. Some of you should be expecting texts of toilets, my junk and/or nipples around 8pm-ish eastern time. I've already made out my "CatFish Bill" name tag, I just wish I had time to stop and buy some white pants.

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[Frostillicus]

I too have been to Voodoo Doughnuts. It was good. Not sure if it's quite worth that kind of hype, but quite good.

Thanks for the phone call, peehole.

It was pre-this thread when I thought interacting with internet people in real life was way too weird. I've still never met anybody face-to-face even though TRE and I live right around the corner from each other and frequent the same bars from time to time.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

seriously, how many dudes in this thread own a pair of white pants that they've worn in the past year or so?

has to be a small number.

 

[Frostillicus]

I too have been to Voodoo Doughnuts. It was good. Not sure if it's quite worth that kind of hype, but quite good.

Thanks for the phone call, peehole.

And I don't have your number anyway.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity.

I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

I think I've found your problem. You watch crappy movies then think all movies of that genre are equally sucky. The Strangers? Transformers? It's like you're trying to cram in as much suck as possible.

That was Truck that saw Transformers. I would never even attempt to watch that garbage. Strangers was on cable, so I checked it out remembering the scary hooded people in the commercials a few years back. It was even stupider than I thought it would be.I'm actually talking myself into this Piranha movie, but I'm a little concerned about the 3-D thing. I don't have that.

Let's be clear here: I tried to watch it. Didn't get far.

 

[Disco Stu]

Why would you even wear pants at all?

And so he took the first steps down a path that would lead him on the long journey to wife #3.

Long?

 

[kotzwinkle]

seriously, how many dudes in this thread own a pair of white pants that they've worn in the past year or so?has to be a small number.

The last time I owned white pants was when I bought a pair at a thrift store for a Halloween party where I went as Gilligan.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

"I wear white pants but you guys are crazy for watching normal movies and stuff" is some odd shtick indeed.

 

[Disco Stu]

And white pants are perfectly fine after Easter, morons.

Capris?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Edited my early answer in Caption Photo Contest #1 to read very similar to Robbie Cooper's, then PM'ed him accusing him of stealing my caption.

 

[Tecumseh]

Had some bidness to attend to at UGA today. I didn't know it was also freshman orientation.

 

[Disco Stu]

With the high occurrence of sharting in the thread, white pants should be encouraged.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why would you even wear pants at all?

And so he took the first steps down a path that would lead him on the long journey to wife #3.

Long?

And painful.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

After the death of He Who must not be named, Hermione played pranks around town to combat the boredom.

Posting spoilers in the caption thread is pretty outrageous imo. Somebody who hasn't seen that movie probably still intends to.

 

[EYLive]

Edited my early answer in Caption Photo Contest #1 to read very similar to Robbie Cooper's, then PM'ed him accusing him of stealing my caption.

Nice.

 

[YSR]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

You've never seen ET?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Response!

Did not read a single caption before I posted mine. Didn't want any ideas other than my own.Sorry if they're similar, but I assure you, it's a coincidence.

 

[YSR]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

You've never seen ET?

Of course I have, but it was a long time ago. I watched 1/2 of it last night, finished it early afternoon and am currently in the midst of making Jasper watch it for the first time in 20 years. This won out over Captain America.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

You've never seen ET?

Of course I have, but it was a long time ago. I watched 1/2 of it last night, finished it early afternoon and am currently in the midst of making Jasper watch it for the first time in 20 years. This won out over Captain America.

Captain America has to be better than E.T. Has to.

 

[YSR]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

You've never seen ET?

Of course I have, but it was a long time ago. I watched 1/2 of it last night, finished it early afternoon and am currently in the midst of making Jasper watch it for the first time in 20 years. This won out over Captain America.

Captain America has to be better than E.T. Has to.

Shut your whore mouth.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

You've never seen ET?

Of course I have, but it was a long time ago. I watched 1/2 of it last night, finished it early afternoon and am currently in the midst of making Jasper watch it for the first time in 20 years. This won out over Captain America.

Captain America has to be better than E.T. Has to.

Shut your whore mouth.

Why can't you adults just understand he WANTS TO GET BACK HOME!

 

[Disco Stu]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

 

[YSR]

bentley> gavin's wife looks to be birthing a child any minute now

 

[JbizzleMan]

Just ate a truffle burger for lunch. Yummmmmmmmmmyyyyy

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

I initially posted an r/l joke.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

It's a good movie but are you watching the crap edited version where they removed all the guns and replaced them with walkie talkies?

 

[Disco Stu]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

I initially posted an r/l joke.

That's expected in the rice thread but seemed oddly out of place in the catfish one. And Slanteye? I was anticipating the first "Oriental" mention, but "Slanteye" caught me completely off guard.

 

[kotzwinkle]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

are you watching the original version or the wussified one?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

Wow.

 

[YSR]

Didn't make it through E.T. last night. Finishing it today. This movie may make it into my Top 10.

are you watching the original version or the wussified one?

Didn't know that there was a difference. DVRed it off of HBO Family the other day, so I have to assume the latter.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

I initially posted an r/l joke.

That's expected in the rice thread but seemed oddly out of place in the catfish one.

Gotta be someone from elsewhere.

 

[Sarnoff]

Decided to enter the caption contest. Didn't look at the pictures. Didn't make up any captions, either, just pulled a dozen recent headlines off of the Drudge Report. Hopefully by chance one will make sense.

Oh, and I also did the same thing for the 2010 contest threads, pulling random, year-old headlines from the Drudge Report for that one, too. Looking for the 2009 contest threads now.

 

[kotzwinkle]

Decided to enter the caption contest. Didn't look at the pictures. Didn't make up any captions, either, just pulled a dozen recent headlines off of the Drudge Report. Hopefully by chance one will make sense.Oh, and I also did the same thing for the 2010 contest threads, pulling random, year-old headlines from the Drudge Report for that one, too. Looking for the 2009 contest threads now.

Nice. I just posted literal descriptions of the photos until I got bored.

 

[Sarnoff]

2009 and 2008 contests entered as well with the same strategy.

 

[kotzwinkle]

2009 and 2008 contests entered as well with the same strategy.

o/u on shark poolers posting entries into 3 year old contests?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Good news, Krista: Albini made it through another week without getting in a verbal tiff with another musician.

Oh wait, nevermind.

 

[Righetti]

I met rigehtti and oc zed in RL last night, cool guys for sure. Rigehtti kept his shirt on, but then, his song never came on But, He did have his shirt open and I did get a wee touch of chest hair

Did Righetti take you to a strip club?

I still have scars from the last time I went out with Shuke.. good god..good times with Da Raiders last night.. hooked us up at the swankiest restaurant on the west coast

 

[Josie Maran]

I hate you guys. I was totally caught up on this thread at 12:30 and just had to drunkenly stumble though like 28 pages to get caught up. :finger:

And in related news, I lost my two day chip about 15 minutes after I posted about it.

 

[shamwow!]

I hate you guys. I was totally caught up on this thread at 12:30 and just had to drunkenly stumble though like 28 pages to get caught up. :finger:And in related news, I lost my two day chip about 15 minutes after I posted about it.

Atta boy

 

[Josie Maran]

I hate you guys. I was totally caught up on this thread at 12:30 and just had to drunkenly stumble though like 28 pages to get caught up. :finger:And in related news, I lost my two day chip about 15 minutes after I posted about it.

Atta boy

I really love my job.

 

[Frostillicus]

5-1 yesterday, +2.5uSantana (cle) NO RBI -170A. Cabrera (cle) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -170Gonzalez (col) NO RBI -145Bourjos (laa) NO Run -150

1-3. Yuck.

 

[Lomez]

I miss Lomez.

What's up, GB? What have I missed?