Josie Maran
Footballguy
We should hang out. Bring the twins.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Wait, wrong chick. K4, send me a pic.Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.Awesome. That is one good-looking dog.Speaking of good-looking, I'd say that Rochelle is currently my hottest friend. In addition, she is extremely smart and hellishly fun--probably the person I know who would be most likely to try anything once just because. We were friends in Memphis, but she recently moved to Chicago and I've been trying to get her hooked in with my friends here.
Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Just looked at the pic. Gonna go out on a very petite Asian limb and predict that Homer's gonna be a big fan.Wait, wrong chick. K4, send me a pic.Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.
Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.
krista4
Footballguy
Homer, she's the only Rochelle on my friends list.ETA: Who was the other one you looked at in error?Just looked at the pic. Gonna go out on a very petite Asian limb and predict that Homer's gonna be a big fan.Wait, wrong chick. K4, send me a pic.Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.
Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Ms Nonsense...mainly because of her awesome pseudonym. And btw you have 9000 friends...gimme a last initial on the lovely Rochelle.'krista4 said:Homer, she's the only Rochelle on my friends list.ETA: Who was the other one you looked at in error?'Good said:Just looked at the pic. Gonna go out on a very petite Asian limb and predict that Homer's gonna be a big fan.'Josie Maran said:Wait, wrong chick. K4, send me a pic.'Josie Maran said:Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.
Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
The area I live in has had a massive influx of Asian people in the last 5-7 years. I now see a lot of Asian people driving or walking around in surgery masks / dustmasks.
The internets tells me that it's people either scared of Avian Flu or people who are already sick who are trying to keep germs to themselves. I'm not really satisfied with either of these ideas. Can someone explain wtf is going on with this?
The internets tells me that it's people either scared of Avian Flu or people who are already sick who are trying to keep germs to themselves. I'm not really satisfied with either of these ideas. Can someone explain wtf is going on with this?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Girl needs a sammich.Ms Nonsense...mainly because of her awesome pseudonym. And btw you have 9000 friends...gimme a last initial on the lovely Rochelle.'krista4 said:Homer, she's the only Rochelle on my friends list.ETA: Who was the other one you looked at in error?'Good said:Just looked at the pic. Gonna go out on a very petite Asian limb and predict that Homer's gonna be a big fan.'Josie Maran said:Wait, wrong chick. K4, send me a pic.'Josie Maran said:Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.
Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Probably just a cultural habit, due to the population density in many Asian countries...You still in the Spalding drive area?
Reginald Cornsilks
Footballguy
Google?I used to use whitepages.com
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
Yeah, unfortunately it doesn't work for cell phones.
Reginald Cornsilks
Footballguy
Ah, I don't know that that's possible yet to be honest
Tecumseh
Footballguy
It can be done, it's just not free. About $15 seems to be the average.
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
not really. after 2700 posts in this thread, I think he burned out.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I live in a town with an outrageous population of smart & cute girls between the ages of 18 and 22. You couldn't handle this much glitter & gold, my friend. The moment you touched down your head and balls would be jarring to see who could explode first. Things could get messy and I don't want that on my conscience. I'd have to take you to a local strip club instead, which (from what I hear), is populated exclusively by single moms with sun-dried tomato breasts and cigarettes hanging from tracheotony stomas. I know this doesn't sound too attractive, but we'd cornhole with high shtick, you'd (probably) live through the experience, and I'm confident by the end of the night you'd get freaky with a stoma hole. Just name the date.'Josie Maran said:
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Yes. You just can't see him with the white background. Truck is shipping him a hijab to highlight his text.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
So is GMTAN football league is done for? I thought K4 was organizing and motivating?
We'd definitely need to do a live draft on some chat client, right? The first game is 3 days away.
We'd definitely need to do a live draft on some chat client, right? The first game is 3 days away.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I'd give her a crude euphemism for my penis. Submarine. Sausage on french bread. You know, something like that.Girl needs a sammich.Ms Nonsense...mainly because of her awesome pseudonym. And btw you have 9000 friends...gimme a last initial on the lovely Rochelle.'krista4 said:Homer, she's the only Rochelle on my friends list.ETA: Who was the other one you looked at in error?'Good said:Just looked at the pic. Gonna go out on a very petite Asian limb and predict that Homer's gonna be a big fan.'Josie Maran said:Wait, wrong chick. K4, send me a pic.'Josie Maran said:Saw her pic and fell for her immediately.
Not a woman alive that I think Homer could love more than her.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Hey Frosty, guess who I just traded for in my league of GBs?
GATES
McJose
Footballguy
Funny story I heard on Saturday at my family reunion:
One day, back in the 1930s, my great-uncle Shade (what a kickass name that is) drove to the country market down the highway from his house. Shade was probably at least 2 sheets to the wind so as he pulls up to the store he runs into the gas pump out in front.
The owner of the store comes running out and sees his only gas pump knocked over on the gravel. He starts to yell at Uncle Shade "G-dammit, Shade! Now I can't sell no gas!"
Shade looks at him and puts the car back in gear "Well, I guess I gotta head down to Harvey's place on 119...I need to fill 'er up" and drives off.
One day, back in the 1930s, my great-uncle Shade (what a kickass name that is) drove to the country market down the highway from his house. Shade was probably at least 2 sheets to the wind so as he pulls up to the store he runs into the gas pump out in front.
The owner of the store comes running out and sees his only gas pump knocked over on the gravel. He starts to yell at Uncle Shade "G-dammit, Shade! Now I can't sell no gas!"
Shade looks at him and puts the car back in gear "Well, I guess I gotta head down to Harvey's place on 119...I need to fill 'er up" and drives off.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I miss the days when drunk driving was good schtick.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Pronounced like Sade, right?
McJose
Footballguy
Shade eventually got help or as they all said "got the cure". He went down to some hospital in L.A. and dried up. After that he only drank on weekends.
No, no it isn't.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I used to work with a guy who had a ton of great stories, and every one of them started with "Now this is back before they took all the fun out of drinking and driving.."
General Malaise
Footballguy
He does when he's not busy watching AL MVP JUSTIN VERLANDER MOW DOWN THE CHISOX!!!!!
Looks like I have some catching up to do, but first....think I'll head out to the Clackamas river with a cooler full of cold beers, a good book, a gorgeous woman and sandwich or two. I might even take my shirt off. 
YSR
Footballguy
Make sure your wife is wearing suncreen.He does when he's not busy watching AL MVP JUSTIN VERLANDER MOW DOWN THE CHISOX!!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's a given. I've also called air traffic control and told them to re-route all flights to a more southern approach and take off to avoid the blinding glare. Also, satellites have been alerted to stick to the southern hemisphere between the hours of 11:00-15:00 PST.Make sure your wife is wearing suncreen.He does when he's not busy watching AL MVP JUSTIN VERLANDER MOW DOWN THE CHISOX!!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'll catch up on last 15 pages at work tomorrow...will provide Cliffs Notes style summary.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
People in Wisconsin are insanely nice. Although Milwaukee is a ghost town right now. Milwaukee really reminds me of Hartford v
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Bump
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Happy belated birthday Krista.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I hope you were still able to keep Witten.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
FYI - people in New York are much nicer than people in Boston.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Hope you had a great trip GB.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
So apparently shooting dive againt the bartender is a thing in Wisconsin? This seems dangerous.
mr. furley
Footballguy
would a "fictitious pm's you have received from MOP" thread get axed or me suspended? both?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
It was awesome. Thanks for all your help.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Dice?You mean shake-a-day? Yep.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
OMGOMGOMG Homer wants to touch.
jplvr
Footballguy
HB Krista and to anyone else I miss, past, present, and future.
That being said, I have a question. I'm not a Facebook guy. I suck at remembering my mother and father's birthdays. I know my mother's birthday is either the day before or the day after Cinco de Mayo, and I know my father's birthday is either the day before or the day after one month after Chritmas. I'm pretty sure my mother's birthday is on 5/6 and my father's is on 1/24, but I still have to double check every year. The only other birthday I know even remotely for sure is my sister's, just because no one told me the baby was going to be a girl, and on 2/7/1982, I was still investing all my 5 year old energy into wishing for a baby brother. I was devastaed and still trying to get over it.
I remember a couple of other birthdays, but two of them are the day after mine, and both of those grandparents died. I remember my nephew's, but his is the same as mine: 7/18. One of my best friend's birthday is on April 1st, but my other best friend was born about two weeks earlier to the day, and I can only ball park it to "sometimes in the 20's of March." My stepsister's is a week before mine on 7/11, so I have that one covered. The only other one I remember specifically is 10/11 and the main reason I remember that is because of that girl pitching a fit when I associated her birthday with 9-11.
Besides ballparking to "sometime in (a month)," I can't tell you another birthday I remotely know. Is this normal, abnormal, or just not normal in the age of Facebook?
That being said, I have a question. I'm not a Facebook guy. I suck at remembering my mother and father's birthdays. I know my mother's birthday is either the day before or the day after Cinco de Mayo, and I know my father's birthday is either the day before or the day after one month after Chritmas. I'm pretty sure my mother's birthday is on 5/6 and my father's is on 1/24, but I still have to double check every year. The only other birthday I know even remotely for sure is my sister's, just because no one told me the baby was going to be a girl, and on 2/7/1982, I was still investing all my 5 year old energy into wishing for a baby brother. I was devastaed and still trying to get over it.
I remember a couple of other birthdays, but two of them are the day after mine, and both of those grandparents died. I remember my nephew's, but his is the same as mine: 7/18. One of my best friend's birthday is on April 1st, but my other best friend was born about two weeks earlier to the day, and I can only ball park it to "sometimes in the 20's of March." My stepsister's is a week before mine on 7/11, so I have that one covered. The only other one I remember specifically is 10/11 and the main reason I remember that is because of that girl pitching a fit when I associated her birthday with 9-11.
Besides ballparking to "sometime in (a month)," I can't tell you another birthday I remotely know. Is this normal, abnormal, or just not normal in the age of Facebook?
krista4
Footballguy
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
I think you're a normal non-Facebook-er. I was just thinking yesterday that, while I had about 200 happy birthdays this year, prior to Facebook I would have had fewer than 10 people that acknowledged my birthday (which was fine).
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