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She's got the same coloring (eyes, skin, hair) as my wife. I find her attractive.I watched that show and kept thinking how much it sucked, but I just wanted to see more of her. She's not really sexy or anything, but there's just something about her.
And if they did care, I have to assume all the division winners would prefer the slumping Red Sox join them. Though I suppose best case for the Yankees would be the Angels leapfrogging both the Rays and Sox. That way the Yankees could avoid both Texas and Detroit until the ALCS.
give it a shot
With me covering the travel expenses, Rude would fly to NY and castrate you.
DON'T YOU TRY TO SWEET TALK ME WITH THOSE HONEY COATED POISON FLAPS YOU CALL LIPS!We all love the Bills here.I must apologize. Here I blamed everyone in this thread for hoarding the funny. Clearly, this has become as dull and soulless as the rest of the FFA. Carry on.
It's gotten so serious I'm now getting hate-tweets from some dude who took all my advice and is now 0-2.
Serious as a heart attack here. This thread has something for everyone.DON'T YOU TRY TO SWEET TALK ME WITH THOSE HONEY COATED POISON FLAPS YOU CALL LIPS!We all love the Bills here.I must apologize. Here I blamed everyone in this thread for hoarding the funny. Clearly, this has become as dull and soulless as the rest of the FFA. Carry on.
Is that Justin Beiber and 3 random Football Guys?Wife and I did boot camp for about a year and at the end of the hour long hell, we had 5 minutes of yoga/stretching/cool down where the instructor would turn off the fast-paced music and put on that uber gay slow long from Death Cab about the nun in catholic school...yadda yadda yadda...follow you into the dark. If I never hear that song again it will be too soon. That band looks like 4 Lhucks.She disgusts me.True story, and I realize that this is going to make me sound really weird:
I have previously been a supporter of her husband's band, Death Cab for Cutie. Sadly, they've become a pretty mediocre band as of late. We Have The Facts... and Transatlanticism are great albums, but the new #### is terrible.
So a few months ago, I got tix to to see them in a fairly small venue. People were asking $150 for these tickets, and I was lucky enough to get in quick and nab them. My wife had to bail at the last minute, so I went alone and sold my other ticket for less than what other people were asking, but enough to where I was basically going for free.
I get there, the opening band starts, and I'm immediately miserable. Apparently they thought it'd be a great idea to get a Death Cab Jr. to open up for them, quite an ego-stroke I guess, instead of something different or interesting. They're terrible. And I can see this Zooey character up in the balcony VIP section. I don't know what it was, but just her presence there filled me with disgust. She's everything I don't like about music.
I ####### walked. Grabbed an apple, got in my car, and went home. #### Death Cab, and #### her, and #### that dumb show.
I had this meeting yesterday afternoon in the classroom for kids that are more or less a little special. Not kids that are severely disabled or anything but operating a few years behind their peers. At the meeting were 2 or 3 administrators from my school, one of our district shrinks, no less than two officials from the county social services department, and some giant dude that supervised a nearby group-home. It wasn't your run of the mill teacher meeting.
So anyway while I'm daydreaming through this meeting I look over at this one wall where their teacher has put up some of their work. Every kid filled out this "Super Hero Profile" worksheet (I think the teacher's theme this year is "Heroes").
Each sheet had a kid's name and photo on it. Then the kids filled in their superhero name, their super power, and their arch-enemy. So the kids put in things like Sharkman, The Red Cheetah, Voltage Girl etc for their names. Superpowers were things like shocking power, invisibility, flying etc. Under arch-enemy they came up with things like Dragonman, Dr. Evil, Tornado Girl etc.
Except one kid. He listed his arch-enemy as "Nate". I look down under this kid's sheet and right below him is sheet and photo for a kid named Nathan. Nathan looked like this.Not sure why but I thought it was hilarious. I actually had to get up and grab a tissue like I was going to sneeze. For the next 20 minutes I had to force myself to not look at or even think about it.
I'm about 8 pages behind in GMTAN but did anybody ask.....what's a dickfor?
Top 5 of all time for me....even though he's a Scientologist, which really bothers me.
It was awful, but I love Kat Dennings.
I WILL BURN #### DOWN!!!
Making babies, taking leaks and the reason why I make 99% of the stupid decisions I do?
She has some fat/awesome #######.I loathe Beck. I hope he slips up and gets put in one of those Scientology Re-Education camps, and we never hear from him again.
What is there very best song? Everything I've heard was so generic and soft it just turned me off...they are the velvetta cheese of rock music, IMO. Maybe there is something I'm missing?
Do you finger your own butt and read GQ when you listen to Death Cab?
I like everything on The Photo Album, really. Coney Island?
Don't you mean Vanity Fair?Do you finger your own butt and read GQ when you listen to Death Cab?
Oh, ok.
Beck:Funny, bi-lingual, rhymes romance with asssss pants, sings about silver foxes.....
Death Cab For Cutie:Repeats the same line 4 times, rhymes learned with yearn and sings about Navy Men and Brothers in bed together.
Clearly, you win here.
Should I tuck my crank between my legs before I play it?I like everything on The Photo Album, really. Coney Island?
Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to point out the grammatical errors of others. Those of us in your clan need to make sure you are the proper leader.
Let's not get carried away here, 'burbboy.
Duelly noted.
Congrats on having a much cooler life than us?I just noticed that StL Bob and Gm have more posts in this thread than I do in 8 years of being here.
Starting to worry about fred.I wonder if anybody knows his last name. Or how to pronounce it.Shuke and Bostonfred have been absent a long long time now.
The Fillmore, eh?
Yeah, Hughes was supposed to start, but his back has been acting up, so they had to start Noesi, who has been in the pen for months and whose arm isn't stretched out for long appearances. So they've had to piece the inings together from the pen after Noesi left.That said, I am pleasantly surprised that they're still in this game at this point.Yanks are on their(hi UOFI_316) 4th pitcher of the game in the 5th inning.
Come on Rays....shut 'em down Shields!
NUNEZ RUNNIN WILD!!!Yeah, Hughes was supposed to start, but his back has been acting up, so they had to start Noesi, who has been in the pen for months and whose arm isn't stretched out for long appearances. So they've had to piece the inings together from the pen after Noesi left.That said, I am pleasantly surprised that they're still in this game at this point.Yanks are on their(hi UOFI_316) 4th pitcher of the game in the 5th inning.
Come on Rays....shut 'em down Shields!
oops, DP.NUNEZ RUNNIN WILD!!!Yeah, Hughes was supposed to start, but his back has been acting up, so they had to start Noesi, who has been in the pen for months and whose arm isn't stretched out for long appearances. So they've had to piece the inings together from the pen after Noesi left.That said, I am pleasantly surprised that they're still in this game at this point.Yanks are on their(hi UOFI_316) 4th pitcher of the game in the 5th inning.
Come on Rays....shut 'em down Shields!
are those really two different cheeses? I always thought velveeta was just the block form of that crappy kraft stuff that comes in wrappers.
I want my cheese to bite me in the tongue and leave a calling card on the way down. Extra sharp white cheddar reserve, for examples.
This is about the only thing about you I find disappointing.
I had this meeting yesterday afternoon in the classroom for kids that are more or less a little special. Not kids that are severely disabled or anything but operating a few years behind their peers. At the meeting were 2 or 3 administrators from my school, one of our district shrinks, no less than two officials from the county social services department, and some giant dude that supervised a nearby group-home. It wasn't your run of the mill teacher meeting.
So anyway while I'm daydreaming through this meeting I look over at this one wall where their teacher has put up some of their work. Every kid filled out this "Super Hero Profile" worksheet (I think the teacher's theme this year is "Heroes").
Each sheet had a kid's name and photo on it. Then the kids filled in their superhero name, their super power, and their arch-enemy. So the kids put in things like Sharkman, The Red Cheetah, Voltage Girl etc for their names. Superpowers were things like shocking power, invisibility, flying etc. Under arch-enemy they came up with things like Dragonman, Dr. Evil, Tornado Girl etc.
Except one kid. He listed his arch-enemy as "Nate". I look down under this kid's sheet and right below him is sheet and photo for a kid named Nathan. Nathan looked like this.
Seems reasonable.
Can't be.Congrats on having a much cooler life than us?I just noticed that StL Bob and Gm have more posts in this thread than I do in 8 years of being here.
who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated
I assure you there are numerous traits about me that disappoint. Give it time, friend...give it time.Seriously, Velvetta is poison. How can you stand that stuff?are those really two different cheeses? I always thought velveeta was just the block form of that crappy kraft stuff that comes in wrappers.
Scroll back and read the last 3 pages, sparky. It's titillating. You'll rub your nipples in delight.
