GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

I hear Velveeta's good. Mix it with some Ro-Tel tomatoes and it's just like heaven in your mouth.

 

[-fish-]

are those really two different cheeses? I always thought velveeta was just the block form of that crappy kraft stuff that comes in wrappers. I want my cheese to bite me in the tongue and leave a calling card on the way down. Extra sharp white cheddar reserve, for examples.

This is about the only thing about you I find disappointing.

I assure you there are numerous traits about me that disappoint. Give it time, friend...give it time.Seriously, Velvetta is poison. How can you stand that stuff?

Velveeta makes excellent bait.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

Scroll back and read the last 3 pages, sparky. It's titillating. You'll rub your nipples in delight.

I think you have him confused with JTG. It's easy to do.

 

[UOFI_316]

I just noticed that StL Bob and Gm have more posts in this thread than I do in 8 years of being here.

Congrats on having a much cooler life than us?

I would say it is the other way. My life is so boring I have nothing to talk about. Unless you want to hear about my wife nagging about stupid crap, my 1 year old spitting up, or my 3 year old's obsession with Caillou and Backyardigans. The highlight of my day (other than only checking this thread at lunch) is sitting down to watch the Good Night Show with her before her bedtime. I am on pins and needles to see what Nina's new pajamas will be.

 

[General Malaise]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

It used to be that I could see all facebook posts on my page when people made them....but now, I only get a few posts here and there. I wish FB would stop changing the settings. I'm mildly tempted to just shut it down, but I do like the Scrabble with you people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

are those really two different cheeses? I always thought velveeta was just the block form of that crappy kraft stuff that comes in wrappers.

I want my cheese to bite me in the tongue and leave a calling card on the way down. Extra sharp white cheddar reserve, for examples.

This is about the only thing about you I find disappointing.

I assure you there are numerous traits about me that disappoint. Give it time, friend...give it time.Seriously, Velvetta is poison. How can you stand that stuff?

I wouldn't normally eat anything that has to put "food" after it so that you know it is supposed to be edible...

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.

I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

I hear Velveeta's good. Mix it with some Ro-Tel tomatoes and it's just like heaven in your mouth.

...but nothing is truer than this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

Hub Arkush (publisher and editor of Pro Football Weekly and self proclaimed Bear historian) told a story on the radio today about how he was up in Green Bay covering a Bears / Packers game and the moment that he realized his 'HUB 51' personalized plates were a bad idea.-20 at 8:00 in the morning, and heading to Lambeau, Hub walked out of his hotel to find his car with 'Bears Suck' written in slices of American Cheese across his windshield. From his account, after the processed cheese food was removed from his window, the grease it left behind was pretty much fused to his windshield for months.

 

[General Malaise]

I just noticed that StL Bob and Gm have more posts in this thread than I do in 8 years of being here.

Congrats on having a much cooler life than us?

I would say it is the other way. My life is so boring I have nothing to talk about. Unless you want to hear about my wife nagging about stupid crap, my 1 year old spitting up, or my 3 year old's obsession with Caillou and Backyardigans. The highlight of my day (other than only checking this thread at lunch) is sitting down to watch the Good Night Show with her before her bedtime. I am on pins and needles to see what Nina's new pajamas will be.

Ahhh, Nina. Not quite as a hot as Melanie, but certainly useful enough.1 and 3....I remember those days. I wish I couldn't but I do and I'm glad as hell I'm not there anymore.8 and 7 is where it's at. I'd like to keep them at this age forever.

 

[General Malaise]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

I hear Velveeta's good. Mix it with some Ro-Tel tomatoes and it's just like heaven in your mouth.

This surprises me quite a bit. You are a wine guy with a sophisticated palate...how on earth do you stomach this crap?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

It used to be that I could see all facebook posts on my page when people made them....but now, I only get a few posts here and there. I wish FB would stop changing the settings. I'm mildly tempted to just shut it down, but I do like the Scrabble with you people.

Mrs. SLB's birthday today:

Happy Birthday to the luckiest girl in the world! Your skin is as smooth as the top of my head and you are as beautiful as the cat shirt is awesome! Love you!

I asked the boys what we should get her for her birthday and they were of the unanimous opinion that a remote controlled helicopter was a great idea. So I ordered one and gave it to her this morning. The look on all of their faces was awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

I hear Velveeta's good. Mix it with some Ro-Tel tomatoes and it's just like heaven in your mouth.

This surprises me quite a bit. You are a wine guy with a sophisticated palate...how on earth do you stomach this crap?

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

I hear Velveeta's good. Mix it with some Ro-Tel tomatoes and it's just like heaven in your mouth.

This surprises me quite a bit. You are a wine guy with a sophisticated palate...how on earth do you stomach this crap?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

f'n

good post. buncha tools.

 

[McJose]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

It used to be that I could see all facebook posts on my page when people made them....but now, I only get a few posts here and there. I wish FB would stop changing the settings. I'm mildly tempted to just shut it down, but I do like the Scrabble with you people.

Mrs. SLB's birthday today:

Happy Birthday to the luckiest girl in the world! Your skin is as smooth as the top of my head and you are as beautiful as the cat shirt is awesome! Love you!

I asked the boys what we should get her for her birthday and they were of the unanimous opinion that a remote controlled helicopter was a great idea. So I ordered one and gave it to her this morning. The look on all of their faces was awesome.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

So we've been taking movie advice from a guy who has been to a Death Cab for Cutie concert in this thread?

:goodpost:

 

[B-Deep]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

Scroll back and read the last 3 pages, sparky. It's titillating. You'll rub your nipples in delight.

I think you have him confused with JTG. It's easy to do.

can i rub JTG's nipples in delight?I hear seeing his aureole is like looking into the deep brown eyes of eternity, and his nipples could scratch a diamond.

 

[jplvr]

are those really two different cheeses? I always thought velveeta was just the block form of that crappy kraft stuff that comes in wrappers.

I want my cheese to bite me in the tongue and leave a calling card on the way down. Extra sharp white cheddar reserve, for examples.

This is about the only thing about you I find disappointing.

I assure you there are numerous traits about me that disappoint. Give it time, friend...give it time.Seriously, Velvetta is poison. How can you stand that stuff?

I'm skeptical about any cheese which requires no refrigeration.The Kraft singles have their purpose. I don't know what you're talking about with how they melt because they melt perfectly for grilled cheese and hamburgers. That's pretty much their main function. It certainly isn't taste. Still, I haven't bought any Kraft singles in a while. I'd bet it's been over a year and possibly even two years, but I don't grill burgers too often and the last couple of times I've been sick, I've gone with Frech bread with my soup instead of a grilled cheese.

 

[jplvr]

The hoi polloi are complaining that all the gems are posted in here now instead of out in the FFA.I say we prove them wrong. GM, go start a thread about cheese.

who wants to start a thread, lets just talk about cheese in heredammit american cheese is under-rated

I hear Velveeta's good. Mix it with some Ro-Tel tomatoes and it's just like heaven in your mouth.

This surprises me quite a bit. You are a wine guy with a sophisticated palate...how on earth do you stomach this crap?

It's decent. You usually see it at a pot-luck dinner setting in the South, and it's usually made by the laziest person in the crowd. Some people get really creative and add sausage to it, causing people to act as if it's the greatest discovery since the wheel.

 

[Otis]

What would happen if we started a werewolf thread inside this thread?

give it a shot

k

Let's not get carried away here, 'burbboy.

Pretty sure I've got mod sponsorship on this now.

 

[B-Deep]

What would happen if we started a werewolf thread inside this thread?

give it a shot

k

Let's not get carried away here, 'burbboy.

Pretty sure I've got mod sponsorship on this now.

don't trust rud, he's a wolfhe hates WW with the white hot fire of a thousand of hamwhip's imaginary disasters

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

f'n Nunez

 

[General Malaise]

f'n Nunez

f'n Howell.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

stupid Rays

f'n Capella

 

[-fish-]

84

 

[Statcruncher]

Every time someone uses Kraft singles on a grilled cheese a kitten dies. Use real cheese and grill until the bread is properly grilled on both sides. Then throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds for perfectly melted cheese. Kittens everywhere will thank you.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Every time someone uses Kraft singles on a grilled cheese a kitten dies. Use real cheese and grill until the bread is properly grilled on both sides. Then throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds for perfectly melted cheese. Kittens everywhere will thank you.

This is a unique level of snobbery here.Grilled cheese?

 

[General Malaise]

sigh

 

[B-Deep]

Every time someone uses Kraft singles on a grilled cheese a kitten dies. Use real cheese and grill until the bread is properly grilled on both sides. Then throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds for perfectly melted cheese. Kittens everywhere will thank you.

f the kittens, i like my kraft singlesand who uses the microwave for grilled cheese?

 

[General Malaise]

Every time someone uses Kraft singles on a grilled cheese a kitten dies. Use real cheese and grill until the bread is properly grilled on both sides. Then throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds for perfectly melted cheese. Kittens everywhere will thank you.

This is a unique level of snobbery here.Grilled cheese?

I like the way Statcruncher is cooking. Great stuff here.

 

[B-Deep]

almost forgot to add...

it pleases Jesus to eat grilled cheeses

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

one of those WW dorks actually premixes his peanut butter and jelly/jam in a separate bowl. How weird is that?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So we've been taking movie advice from a guy who has been to a Death Cab for Cutie concert in this thread?

They were a good band. I'll fight anyone on this point.

What is there very best song? Everything I've heard was so generic and soft it just turned me off...they are the velvetta cheese of rock music, IMO. Maybe there is something I'm missing?

I like everything on The Photo Album, really. Coney Island?

Should I tuck my crank between my legs before I play it?

Wouldn't that mean taking it out of Frosty's mouth first?

 

[-fish-]

Every time someone uses Kraft singles on a grilled cheese a kitten dies. Use real cheese and grill until the bread is properly grilled on both sides. Then throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds for perfectly melted cheese. Kittens everywhere will thank you.

This is a unique level of snobbery here.Grilled cheese?

I like the way Statcruncher is cooking. Great stuff here.

horrible. grilled cheese shouldn't be near a microwave.

 

[B-Deep]

one of those WW dorks actually premixes his peanut butter and jelly/jam in a separate bowl. How weird is that?

 

[Keys Myaths]

Every time someone uses Kraft singles on a grilled cheese a kitten dies. Use real cheese and grill until the bread is properly grilled on both sides. Then throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds for perfectly melted cheese. Kittens everywhere will thank you.

This is a unique level of snobbery here.Grilled cheese?

I like the way Statcruncher is cooking. Great stuff here.

I don't doubt that it is a delicious sandwich.The whole "kitten dying" stuff is like watching 57 year old wrestling fans talk about the AWA glory days. (please don't actually start)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I apologize for that last remark. I was taken out of context, and I've been suffering from really bad diarrhea all day.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

two days, eh?

 

[B-Deep]

I apologize for that last remark. I was taken out of context, and I've been suffering from really bad diarrhea all day.

i hope it turns around for you and you have really great diarrhea tomorrow

 

[Frostillicus]

So we've been taking movie advice from a guy who has been to a Death Cab for Cutie concert in this thread?

They were a good band. I'll fight anyone on this point.

What is there very best song? Everything I've heard was so generic and soft it just turned me off...they are the velvetta cheese of rock music, IMO. Maybe there is something I'm missing?

I like everything on The Photo Album, really. Coney Island?

Should I tuck my crank between my legs before I play it?

Wouldn't that mean taking it out of Frosty's mouth first?

What did I do?

 

[Frostillicus]

I apologize for that last remark. I was taken out of context, and I've been suffering from really bad diarrhea all day.

Forgiven.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I apologize for that last remark. I was taken out of context, and I've been suffering from really bad diarrhea all day.

i hope it turns around for you and you have really great diarrhea tomorrow

There's nothing better.

 

[jplvr]

I do agree with Truck about their latest work sucking more than the earlier stuff I found after posting today. I've only heard the new "You are a tourist" song which I tried giving a chance more than once, but now I change channels when it makes the rotation on Alt Nation. After my post and a couple of responses, I decided I better make sure there wasn't something I missed, trying to find some of their greatness. I remember hearing "Soul Meets Body" on the radio, but then I also remembered that chorus "ba da ba ba ba baaaaa" and clicked out of YouTube before I got there.

 

[General Malaise]

So we've been taking movie advice from a guy who has been to a Death Cab for Cutie concert in this thread?

They were a good band. I'll fight anyone on this point.

What is there very best song? Everything I've heard was so generic and soft it just turned me off...they are the velvetta cheese of rock music, IMO. Maybe there is something I'm missing?

I like everything on The Photo Album, really. Coney Island?

Should I tuck my crank between my legs before I play it?

Wouldn't that mean taking it out of Frosty's mouth first?

Should I wait until the Death Cab song is over first?

 

[mr. furley]

Hub Arkush (publisher and editor of Pro Football Weekly and self proclaimed Bear historian) told a story on the radio today about how he was up in Green Bay covering a Bears / Packers game and the moment that he realized his 'HUB 51' personalized plates were a bad idea.-20 at 8:00 in the morning, and heading to Lambeau, Hub walked out of his hotel to find his car with 'Bears Suck' written in slices of American Cheese across his windshield. From his account, after the processed cheese food was removed from his window, the grease it left behind was pretty much fused to his windshield for months.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

It used to be that I could see all facebook posts on my page when people made them....but now, I only get a few posts here and there. I wish FB would stop changing the settings. I'm mildly tempted to just shut it down, but I do like the Scrabble with you people.

Mrs. SLB's birthday today:

Happy Birthday to the luckiest girl in the world! Your skin is as smooth as the top of my head and you are as beautiful as the cat shirt is awesome! Love you!

I asked the boys what we should get her for her birthday and they were of the unanimous opinion that a remote controlled helicopter was a great idea. So I ordered one and gave it to her this morning. The look on all of their faces was awesome.

Since this is her first birthday with both her Mom & Dad dead I also bought her a diamond ring accented with her parent's birth stones. This made her go from to The way I figure it, unlike me, she'll never get rid of it. If she does tire of me she won't be able to give another dude a HJ without thinking of me.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hub Arkush (publisher and editor of Pro Football Weekly and self proclaimed Bear historian) told a story on the radio today about how he was up in Green Bay covering a Bears / Packers game and the moment that he realized his 'HUB 51' personalized plates were a bad idea.-20 at 8:00 in the morning, and heading to Lambeau, Hub walked out of his hotel to find his car with 'Bears Suck' written in slices of American Cheese across his windshield. From his account, after the processed cheese food was removed from his window, the grease it left behind was pretty much fused to his windshield for months.

He also wondered about how boring it must be in Green Bay if someone would actually be outside in -20 degree weather and unwrap slices of cheese for entertainment purposes.

 

[Drifter]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

It used to be that I could see all facebook posts on my page when people made them....but now, I only get a few posts here and there. I wish FB would stop changing the settings. I'm mildly tempted to just shut it down, but I do like the Scrabble with you people.

Mrs. SLB's birthday today:

Happy Birthday to the luckiest girl in the world! Your skin is as smooth as the top of my head and you are as beautiful as the cat shirt is awesome! Love you!

I asked the boys what we should get her for her birthday and they were of the unanimous opinion that a remote controlled helicopter was a great idea. So I ordered one and gave it to her this morning. The look on all of their faces was awesome.

Since this is her first birthday with both her Mom & Dad dead I also bought her a diamond ring accented with her parent's birth stones. This made her go from to The way I figure it, unlike me, she'll never get rid of it. If she does tire of me she won't be able to give another dude a HJ without thinking of me.

That's good because, oddly enough, Gadzooks will also be thinking of you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought my FB post this morning was funny, screw you all with exception of S.M. :finger:Any update on "Operation Godzilla Drop"?

It used to be that I could see all facebook posts on my page when people made them....but now, I only get a few posts here and there. I wish FB would stop changing the settings. I'm mildly tempted to just shut it down, but I do like the Scrabble with you people.

Mrs. SLB's birthday today:

Happy Birthday to the luckiest girl in the world! Your skin is as smooth as the top of my head and you are as beautiful as the cat shirt is awesome! Love you!

I asked the boys what we should get her for her birthday and they were of the unanimous opinion that a remote controlled helicopter was a great idea. So I ordered one and gave it to her this morning. The look on all of their faces was awesome.

Since this is her first birthday with both her Mom & Dad dead I also bought her a diamond ring accented with her parent's birth stones. This made her go from to The way I figure it, unlike me, she'll never get rid of it. If she does tire of me she won't be able to give another dude a HJ without thinking of me.

That's good because, oddly enough, Gadzooks will also be thinking of you.

 

[BRONG]

I loved that Nate was the enemy. And the picture.

Tampa +165.

 

[Limp Ditka]