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'General Malaise said:
'YSR said:
'General Malaise said:
'YSR said:
When my husband Rudnickis a hat, he is about a 93% match of Tony Romo. I'm not really sure how to feel about it.
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You aren't complaining, are you? Hell, I'd do Tony Romo and he's my 3rd favorite Dallas QB of all time. Not many of our wives would look like Alex Morgan with a pink hair band, so I should say consider yourself lucky. :thumbup:
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Not complaining. Best I can do with a camera phone and on the sly/without him thinking I'm weird for taking his picture to share with FBG. Not the best representation, but perhaps you can get a feel.
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I think you are spot on. I wish I looked like Tony Romo with a hat on backwards, but I look more like a constipated Rudnicki
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I would have guessed you just shaved your head.
 
oyyyyyyyy :hangover:

getting old sucks sometimes, okay always, but for you young whipper snappers I didn't want to get you too depressed.

6-7 pints midweek, in bed by 10:30, I used to be ready to rock and roll at work at 6:30 - 7:00, no problem.

Been here 2 hours now and have done nothing but stare at my computer screen. Pretty sure this post was the first time my fingers hit the keyboard today.

 
'guru_007 said:
oyyyyyyyy :hangover:getting old sucks sometimes, okay always, but for you young whipper snappers I didn't want to get you too depressed.6-7 pints midweek, in bed by 10:30, I used to be ready to rock and roll at work at 6:30 - 7:00, no problem.Been here 2 hours now and have done nothing but stare at my computer screen. Pretty sure this post was the first time my fingers hit the keyboard today.
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How old? Wondering when I'll hit the wall...
 
Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.

Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.

 
'Bogart said:
Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.
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:lmao:
 
I've been on the phone with Microsoft for over an hour now regarding an issue with one of their plug-ins (Silverlight - the one that allows you to watch Netflix on your laptop). He remoted in over an hour ago, I've watched him run every diagnostic test known to man and still nothing. What do I get if I stump Microsoft?

 
'YSR said:
I've been on the phone with Microsoft for over an hour now regarding an issue with one of their plug-ins (Silverlight - the one that allows you to watch Netflix on your laptop). He remoted in over an hour ago, I've watched him run every diagnostic test known to man and still nothing. What do I get if I stump Microsoft?
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a mac?
 
'Guster said:
'YSR said:
I've been on the phone with Microsoft for over an hour now regarding an issue with one of their plug-ins (Silverlight - the one that allows you to watch Netflix on your laptop). He remoted in over an hour ago, I've watched him run every diagnostic test known to man and still nothing. What do I get if I stump Microsoft?
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a mac?
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:thumbup:We have both. I use the Mac, I'm just trying to get the PC fixed for Mr. YSR.
 
'YSR said:
'Guster said:
'YSR said:
I've been on the phone with Microsoft for over an hour now regarding an issue with one of their plug-ins (Silverlight - the one that allows you to watch Netflix on your laptop). He remoted in over an hour ago, I've watched him run every diagnostic test known to man and still nothing. What do I get if I stump Microsoft?
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a mac?
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:thumbup:We have both. I use the Mac, I'm just trying to get the PC fixed for Mr. Romo.
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Fixed
 
'Bogart said:
Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention, Skype Dad actually blessed us with his presence today. I only saw him for a second, but he was on one of the three phones he had with him. :rolleyes:
 
'Bogart said:
'Bogart said:
Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention, Skype Dad actually blessed us with his presence today. I only saw him for a second, but he was on one of the three phones he had with him. :rolleyes:
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how many were on belt clips??
 
'Ren Hoek said:
Yeah, so the 19 year old girl ended up crapping on me and we don't really talk anymore. Then she asks me this:http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/dantheman8417/c8add61f.jpgObviously the correct answer is no, but what's the best response here?
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1. Tell her if she sends you nudie pics you'll cosign. 2. Post pics for your friends in this thread3. Don't cosign.Win win.
 
'Ren Hoek said:
Yeah, so the 19 year old girl ended up crapping on me and we don't really talk anymore. Then she asks me this:http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/dantheman8417/c8add61f.jpgObviously the correct answer is no, but what's the best response here?
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:lmao:smart move here is to see how far you can push hernaked maid service 1x/wk for a year seems like a good start
 
'Guster said:
'Bogart said:
'Bogart said:
Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention, Skype Dad actually blessed us with his presence today. I only saw him for a second, but he was on one of the three phones he had with him. :rolleyes:
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how many were on belt clips??
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The two he was not using. I'm just assuming all three have clips.
 
'Ren Hoek said:
Yeah, so the 19 year old girl ended up crapping on me and we don't really talk anymore. Then she asks me this:http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/dantheman8417/c8add61f.jpgObviously the correct answer is no, but what's the best response here?
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I can't view this link at work but based on subsequent responses it sounds like she asked you to co-sign a loan for her :lmao:I'd tell her to GTFO.I know you already said the correct answer is no but I'm still going to have to say for the record: DO NOT ####### DO THIS.JFC, what a nutjob she is.
 
'Frostillicus said:
'Ren Hoek said:
Yeah, so the 19 year old girl ended up crapping on me and we don't really talk anymore. Then she asks me this:http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/dantheman8417/c8add61f.jpgObviously the correct answer is no, but what's the best response here?
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1. Tell her if she sends you nudie pics you'll cosign. 2. Post pics for your friends in this thread3. Don't cosign.Win win.
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I was thinking something similar. :thumbup:
 
'Guster said:
'Ren Hoek said:
Yeah, so the 19 year old girl ended up crapping on me and we don't really talk anymore. Then she asks me this:http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/dantheman8417/c8add61f.jpgObviously the correct answer is no, but what's the best response here?
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:lmao:smart move here is to see how far you can push hernaked maid service 1x/wk for a year seems like a good start
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If you're looking for the non-naked route, just make it a huge pain in the ### for her.Demand her credit history, then a budgetary document showing how she plans on paying off the loan, putting into context with her full budget. Start poking holes in everything she does, and demand that she redo it and put something in writing to you (non-legal, but she won't know that) that commits her to whatever she's telling you.Go back and forth for about a month, then back out.
 
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???

 
'Dr. Watson said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
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No, I don't.
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Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.
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I don't get anything weird on gmail either.
 
'McJose said:
'Dr. Watson said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
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No, I don't.
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Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.
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I don't get anything weird on gmail either.
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I don't anymore, now that Forrestmail has stopped.
 
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
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Yeah, some DEA agent accidentally sent me some flowchart they had of the organizational structure of a Mexican drug cartel and how they were planning to take them out. He was off by a couple of letters on the address he sent it to. Guy didn't seem at all concerned about it when I emailed him back to tell him.
 
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
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I've somehow landed on some family's email chain for the past 2 years.Never anything interesting and i only get notes every month or two, but i've just never bothered to tell them i have no clue who they are
 
http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?ctx=%67mail&hl=en&answer=10313

Receiving someone else's mail

There are three common reasons why Gmail users think they're receiving someone else's mail. Please select the description that matches your situation below.

Your address is similar but has more or fewer dots (.) or different capitalization.

Sometimes you may receive a message sent to an address that looks like yours but has a different number or arrangement of periods. While we know it might be unnerving if you think someone else's mail is being routed to your account, don't worry: both of these addresses are yours.

Gmail doesn't recognize dots as characters within usernames, you can add or remove the dots from a Gmail address without changing the actual destination address; they'll all go to your inbox, and only yours. In short:

homerjsimpson@gmail.com = hom.er.j.sim.ps.on@gmail.com

homerjsimpson@gmail.com = HOMERJSIMPSON@gmail.com

homerjsimpson@gmail.com = Homer.J.Simpson@gmail.com

All these addresses belong to the same person. You can see this if you try to sign in with your username, but adding or removing a dot from it. You'll still go to your account.

If you get mail that seems to be intended for someone else, it's likely that the sender entered the wrong address, just like if you've ever dialed a wrong phone number for someone. In these cases, we suggest contacting the original sender or website when possible to alert them to the mistake.

One last thing: Google Apps does recognize dots. If you'd like to have a dot in your username, please ask your domain1 administrator to add your preferred username as a nickname.
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'Guster said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
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I've somehow landed on some family's email chain for the past 2 years.Never anything interesting and i only get notes every month or two, but i've just never bothered to tell them i have no clue who they are
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I've had the same family/family friends thing for a few years, but these two are a little different. All of them, in some form, contain my email address...but these are from "person X" to a pretty well known person/people.
 
'Dr. Watson said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
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No, I don't.
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Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.
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Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No responseAnother time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.
 
'Dan said:
'Dr. Watson said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
Click to expand...
No, I don't.
Click to expand...
Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No responseAnother time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.
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I need to start doing this.I get emails from some PeeWee Football Coaching group up north, from a retired 4-star general who thinks I'm someone in the military, someone's Hilton Points emails and reservation confimations, and two families who send updates (both families have a lot of gatherings).
 
Except for my work email (which is exclusive to my school) I don't have any emails that contain my real name so I don't get any "wrong numbers".

 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?ctx=%67mail&hl=en&answer=10313

Receiving someone else's mail

There are three common reasons why Gmail users think they're receiving someone else's mail. Please select the description that matches your situation below.

Your address is similar but has more or fewer dots (.) or different capitalization.

Sometimes you may receive a message sent to an address that looks like yours but has a different number or arrangement of periods. While we know it might be unnerving if you think someone else's mail is being routed to your account, don't worry: both of these addresses are yours.

Gmail doesn't recognize dots as characters within usernames, you can add or remove the dots from a Gmail address without changing the actual destination address; they'll all go to your inbox, and only yours. In short:

homerjsimpson@gmail.com = hom.er.j.sim.ps.on@gmail.com

homerjsimpson@gmail.com = HOMERJSIMPSON@gmail.com

homerjsimpson@gmail.com = Homer.J.Simpson@gmail.com

All these addresses belong to the same person. You can see this if you try to sign in with your username, but adding or removing a dot from it. You'll still go to your account.

If you get mail that seems to be intended for someone else, it's likely that the sender entered the wrong address, just like if you've ever dialed a wrong phone number for someone. In these cases, we suggest contacting the original sender or website when possible to alert them to the mistake.

One last thing: Google Apps does recognize dots. If you'd like to have a dot in your username, please ask your domain1 administrator to add your preferred username as a nickname.
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:unsure:
 
'Dan said:
'Dr. Watson said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
Click to expand...
No, I don't.
Click to expand...
Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No responseAnother time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.
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:lmao:
 
'Bogart said:
'Dan said:
'Dr. Watson said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'Dr. Watson said:
Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???
Click to expand...
No, I don't.
Click to expand...
Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No responseAnother time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.
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I need to start doing this.I get emails from some PeeWee Football Coaching group up north, from a retired 4-star general who thinks I'm someone in the military, someone's Hilton Points emails and reservation confimations, and two families who send updates (both families have a lot of gatherings).
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How many hilton points does he have?
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Bogart said:
I need to start doing this.I get emails from some PeeWee Football Coaching group up north, from a retired 4-star general who thinks I'm someone in the military, someone's Hilton Points emails and reservation confimations, and two families who send updates (both families have a lot of gatherings).
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How many hilton points does he have?
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Not enough to do much, I don't think. I have started deleting them before opening them. Maybe I should start paying closer attention. And it's a she, not a he. :unsure:
 
'Bogart said:
Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I would love to get into a crab soccer league. Stu, you know where I can find one of those in Portland?
 
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