GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Dungeon Master]

Mmmmmm. Jalapeño Picklebacks.

Tell me more.

Shot of Jameson with a back of a pickle juice shot. These particular ones were jalapeño pickle juice shots. Tremendous. Just tremendous.

DIH

 

[rickyjgo]

What the hell is wrong with some of you??? It is just now 6pm on the Left Coast and only 9pm on the Right...it is however 4am here in the mid-east district and I am fullX2. Thursday night here is a U.S. Friday night and Captain 100 tastes pretty damn golden. Is the drunk thread locked yet? Happy sailings y'all. Enjoy the weekend once it hits. 30 days until I get back to the States, can't come soon enough.For my many followers, I resolved my earlier return conundrum. Shaven legs and a ride home from PDX won out.edited because I can't figure out left and right.edit#2 300 posts and most of them here...thanks for the home, you are a bunch of funny ####ers when things don't get too sad.

Life is sad and painful punctuated all too infrequently by moments of levity and joy. I'm just happy the thread has a higher ratio of the latter to the former than life does. Wow that came out much more morose than intended. I think someone roofed my pickleback with A barbituate.

Deep Brother, deep. Great place to share even when things seem at their worst. Humor is a friend during sorrow times.

 

[rickyjgo]

What the hell is wrong with some of you??? It is just now 6pm on the Left Coast and only 9pm on the Right...it is however 4am here in the mid-east district and I am fullX2. Thursday night here is a U.S. Friday night and Captain 100 tastes pretty damn golden. Is the drunk thread locked yet? Happy sailings y'all. Enjoy the weekend once it hits. 30 days until I get back to the States, can't come soon enough.For my many followers, I resolved my earlier return conundrum. Shaven legs and a ride home from PDX won out.edited because I can't figure out left and right.edit#2 300 posts and most of them here...thanks for the home, you are a bunch of funny ####ers when things don't get too sad.

Pretty sure you don't need to shave your legs to get a ride home.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I convinced her to let me go use the bathroom and I literally hid out in there for about 20 minutes contemplating how I could escape from her apartment.

This is when you should have texted me.

 

[Dungeon Master]

"Hey, you farted in your sleep last night and you know what? I kinda liked the smell. Is that weird?"

Oh, and BS on this one.

 

[rickyjgo]

GFL ... .

 

[Dungeon Master]

Super Mario Brothers is getting hosed in the pop culture draft.

 

[-fish-]

I haven't read 'zooks post yet. I got home from work late, opened this thread and saw that thing sitting there. it's like a giant present under the Christmas tree. I'm going to pour a stiff drink, have a cigar, pour another drink and then start reading that.

so excited.

 

[dharmapunk]

I was fired today for being an illegal immigrant.

I'm going to leave that out there until I'm feeling more inclined to elaborate. For now I have a glass of bourbon and a Guinness at my side, with eleven more Black Irish in the fridge and a bottle of Jimmy Beam waiting. Also got me a Partagas corona in the fridge.

FB friends: don't mention this on FB please. Serious !@#$ could happen if you do.

Life is such clusterfook affair.

 

[rickyjgo]

I was fired today for being an illegal immigrant.I'm going to leave that out there until I'm feeling more inclined to elaborate. For now I have a glass of bourbon and a Guinness at my side, with eleven more Black Irish in the fridge and a bottle of Jimmy Beam waiting. Also got me a Partagas corona in the fridge. FB friends: don't mention this on FB please. Serious !@#$ could happen if you do. Life is such clusterfook affair.

Sorry to hear this, good luck going forward.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Super Mario Brothers is getting hosed in the pop culture draft.

Agreed

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I convinced her to let me go use the bathroom and I literally hid out in there for about 20 minutes contemplating how I could escape from her apartment.

This is when you should have texted me.

I need to get in the texting circuit

 

[Thorn]

I dont believe in workplace romances. Except when they result in me getting laid

It's like a reverse Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dharma, wtf?

Gb cigar smokers in this thread

 

[-fish-]

ok. decided against the cigar. poured drink number two.

I'm going to lunch with my stalker tomorrow. krista>you're welcome.

I'm supposed to be going out with pretty young things tonight, but I think I may start going into organ failure. I desperately need sleep.

 

[krista4]

Early bedtime tonight so I can get up at 3AM. Fishing? Delivering newspapers? DVR broke for the Hill St Blues marathon? Nope. Younger son has to be at school by 3:45 AM tomorrow. Bus leaves at 0400 for Huntsville AL and a weekend at Space Camp.

Oof.

What the hell is wrong with some of you??? It is just now 6pm on the Left Coast and only 9pm on the Right...it is however 4am here in the mid-east district and I am fullX2. Thursday night here is a U.S. Friday night and Captain 100 tastes pretty damn golden. Is the drunk thread locked yet? Happy sailings y'all. Enjoy the weekend once it hits. 30 days until I get back to the States, can't come soon enough.For my many followers, I resolved my earlier return conundrum. Shaven legs and a ride home from PDX won out.edited because I can't figure out left and right.edit#2 300 posts and most of them here...thanks for the home, you are a bunch of funny ####ers when things don't get too sad.

I never remembered to post when you were going through some rough times a month or so ago, but I wanted to tell you I'm really glad you started contributing to the thread, and I admire what you do! 30 days and counting...

 

[rickyjgo]

5am and the sun is coming up, pour one more?

 

[krista4]

I was fired today for being an illegal immigrant.I'm going to leave that out there until I'm feeling more inclined to elaborate. For now I have a glass of bourbon and a Guinness at my side, with eleven more Black Irish in the fridge and a bottle of Jimmy Beam waiting. Also got me a Partagas corona in the fridge. FB friends: don't mention this on FB please. Serious !@#$ could happen if you do. Life is such clusterfook affair.

25 minutes. It's been out there long enough now. Spill.

 

[krista4]

I'm going to lunch with my stalker tomorrow. krista>you're welcome.

WTF?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

5am and the sun is coming up, pour one more?

What thread do you think you're in, young man?

 

[rickyjgo]

Early bedtime tonight so I can get up at 3AM. Fishing? Delivering newspapers? DVR broke for the Hill St Blues marathon? Nope. Younger son has to be at school by 3:45 AM tomorrow. Bus leaves at 0400 for Huntsville AL and a weekend at Space Camp.

Oof.

What the hell is wrong with some of you??? It is just now 6pm on the Left Coast and only 9pm on the Right...it is however 4am here in the mid-east district and I am fullX2. Thursday night here is a U.S. Friday night and Captain 100 tastes pretty damn golden. Is the drunk thread locked yet? Happy sailings y'all. Enjoy the weekend once it hits. 30 days until I get back to the States, can't come soon enough.For my many followers, I resolved my earlier return conundrum. Shaven legs and a ride home from PDX won out.edited because I can't figure out left and right.edit#2 300 posts and most of them here...thanks for the home, you are a bunch of funny ####ers when things don't get too sad.

I never remembered to post when you were going through some rough times a month or so ago, but I wanted to tell you I'm really glad you started contributing to the thread, and I admire what you do! 30 days and counting...

Thanks Krista, it is love and hate...I tend to just lurk when life is beautiful and post a bit when down. It is not the way it should be because this particular thread has been money forever. I definitely appreciate the love thrown my way when I do speak up, but as an introvert it is not very natural for me to jump out here. Hell, how many people have frequented this board for over a decade and have less posts than I do? Too many people have shared tougher times than my own over the same time frame, my heart goes out. Great family here and I thank you for your kind words, I can't wait to be home again.

 

[rickyjgo]

5am and the sun is coming up, pour one more?

What thread do you think you're in, young man?

Pouring now

 

[Dungeon Master]

I just tweeted this:

DownwithGoldy Down with Goldy

You realized you're desperately grasping at straws and vaccination doesn't cause autism? @JennyMcCarthy Guess what??!!

For those who aren't twitter literate (twitterate?), That means Jenny McCarthy posted, "Guess what?" to the world and I replied with the above. I'm so funny. :flex:

 

[-fish-]

I'm going to lunch with my stalker tomorrow. krista>you're welcome.

WTF?

I'll get to it.

 

[kevzilla]

At different moments in life I can be stupid, I can be drunk or I can be horny. On nights when I am all 3 of those things, well, lets just say that bad awesome things happen. And last night was one of those nights.

FYP

 

[guru_007]

I love this thread sometimes. thank you

 

[shuke]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides. Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

 

[shuke]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

 

[shuke]

Been trying to donate my organ for months. Can't find a willing recipient.

PM Sent

YES!

 

[Sarnoff]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

 

[shuke]

"You left your T-shirt here. It smells like you, I think I'm gonna wear it to bed tonight."

Yea, you're pretty much screwed.

 

[rickyjgo]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

Missed this story. Did you bang it into something? Signed a dude who broke the small toe on each foot during two different incidences over the last 6 months.

 

[shuke]

I was fired today for being an illegal immigrant.

That sucks. Are you?

 

[shuke]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

Correct. Neither of those is a sandwich. I would consider those uncrustable things "pies".

 

[shuke]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

Missed this story. Did you bang it into something? Signed a dude who broke the small toe on each foot during two different incidences over the last 6 months.

I don't remember doing anything to it. It just really hurts.

 

[charvik]

I came to this company with a 3-4 year plan because the company will be having an IPO, currently targeted for next year. The IPO payday is a meaningful amount to me and would set us up well for my planned very early retirement. I am two years into the 3-4 year plan and things are very on-track in terms of the payday. It would be a shame to give up on it two years in, unless I just can't bear it anymore or an even better short-term prospect comes along. So I'm kind of where fish was in terms of that.

Definitely appreciate the additional details. With IPO and potentially 2 years left to payday there's no way I'm not sticking around. Going to be tough to find a short-term prospect to set you up for retirement.Then again, I was in a similar situation, being very close to my 8+ (guesstimating) figure payday when catastrophe struck our little company. That was a hell of a bad beat.

 

[Dungeon Master]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

Correct. Neither of those is a sandwich. I would consider those uncrustable things "pies".

I agree that an open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich. I've always thought so and it kind of makes me mad all the time. If you need to use a knife and fork, I don't consider that a sandwich (am I wrong here?). Uncrustables, on the other hand, are definitely a sandwiches. Kid's sandwiches, but sandwiches. Pies? That's kooky talk.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Pies.

 

[rickyjgo]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

Missed this story. Did you bang it into something? Signed a dude who broke the small toe on each foot during two different incidences over the last 6 months.

I don't remember doing anything to it. It just really hurts.

It might be ball cancer, but probably isn't. You should get checked for that regardless.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

it's gout

 

[shuke]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

Correct. Neither of those is a sandwich. I would consider those uncrustable things "pies".

I agree that an open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich. I've always thought so and it kind of makes me mad all the time. If you need to use a knife and fork, I don't consider that a sandwich (am I wrong here?). Uncrustables, on the other hand, are definitely a sandwiches. Kid's sandwiches, but sandwiches. Pies? That's kooky talk.

It's sealed all the way around. How in the world can that be a sandwich? Explain how an uncrustable is much different from a Hostess Fruit PIE, or a chicken pot PIE.

 

[shuke]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

Missed this story. Did you bang it into something? Signed a dude who broke the small toe on each foot during two different incidences over the last 6 months.

I don't remember doing anything to it. It just really hurts.

It might be ball cancer, but probably isn't. You should get checked for that regardless.

A guy with 300 posts throwing out ball cancer shtick? Impressive.

 

[rickyjgo]

I find I don't like what doctors have to say. I just order random packages of drugs from the internet instead.

Still haven't gone to the doctor about my toe, despite barely being able to walk today. Really afraid of a gout diagnosis.

Missed this story. Did you bang it into something? Signed a dude who broke the small toe on each foot during two different incidences over the last 6 months.

I don't remember doing anything to it. It just really hurts.

It might be ball cancer, but probably isn't. You should get checked for that regardless.

A guy with 300 posts throwing out ball cancer shtick? Impressive.

I have been around a long time, I just speak really slow.

 

[Dungeon Master]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

Correct. Neither of those is a sandwich. I would consider those uncrustable things "pies".

I agree that an open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich. I've always thought so and it kind of makes me mad all the time. If you need to use a knife and fork, I don't consider that a sandwich (am I wrong here?). Uncrustables, on the other hand, are definitely a sandwiches. Kid's sandwiches, but sandwiches. Pies? That's kooky talk.

It's sealed all the way around. How in the world can that be a sandwich? Explain how an uncrustable is much different from a Hostess Fruit PIE, or a chicken pot PIE.

It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that's sealed on the outside. How in the world isn't that a sandwich. You're being obtuse and throwing around arbitrary definitions to fit some kind of agenda that I haven't identified yet. Your comparison of an uncrustable to a chicken pot pie is disturbing. I'll figure out what's going on here if it's the last thing I do.

 

[shuke]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

Correct. Neither of those is a sandwich. I would consider those uncrustable things "pies".

I agree that an open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich. I've always thought so and it kind of makes me mad all the time. If you need to use a knife and fork, I don't consider that a sandwich (am I wrong here?). Uncrustables, on the other hand, are definitely a sandwiches. Kid's sandwiches, but sandwiches. Pies? That's kooky talk.

It's sealed all the way around. How in the world can that be a sandwich? Explain how an uncrustable is much different from a Hostess Fruit PIE, or a chicken pot PIE.

It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that's sealed on the outside. How in the world isn't that a sandwich. You're being obtuse and throwing around arbitrary definitions to fit some kind of agenda that I haven't identified yet. Your comparison of an uncrustable to a chicken pot pie is disturbing. I'll figure out what's going on here if it's the last thing I do.

If you took the contents of a chicken pot pie and put them between two pieces of bread, what would you call it?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

if there's one think that doesn't shuke Shuke, it's sandwiches.

 

[Dungeon Master]

shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?

I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides . Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.

So an open-faced sandwich, which only has bread on one side, doesn't count?Smuckers "uncrustable" sandwiches are sealed... those don't count either?

Correct. Neither of those is a sandwich. I would consider those uncrustable things "pies".

I agree that an open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich. I've always thought so and it kind of makes me mad all the time. If you need to use a knife and fork, I don't consider that a sandwich (am I wrong here?). Uncrustables, on the other hand, are definitely a sandwiches. Kid's sandwiches, but sandwiches. Pies? That's kooky talk.

It's sealed all the way around. How in the world can that be a sandwich? Explain how an uncrustable is much different from a Hostess Fruit PIE, or a chicken pot PIE.

It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that's sealed on the outside. How in the world isn't that a sandwich. You're being obtuse and throwing around arbitrary definitions to fit some kind of agenda that I haven't identified yet. Your comparison of an uncrustable to a chicken pot pie is disturbing. I'll figure out what's going on here if it's the last thing I do.

If you took the contents of a chicken pot pie and put them between two pieces of bread, what would you call it?

A mess.

 

[shuke]

God I hate this BOA 1-2-3 inning commercial.

 

[shuke]

If you took the contents of a chicken pot pie and put them between two pieces of bread, what would you call it?

A mess.

So you're not going to give an honest answer?

 

[El Floppo]

Super Mario Brothers is getting hosed in the pop culture draft.

(that's at you, btw)