GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Pigskin P]

"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."

 

[Limp Ditka]

Text 6 since lunch, upping the drama level;"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."

This means she plans on taking you out from behindTs&Ps

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Text 6 since lunch, upping the drama level;"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."

Your reply should have been "fat chance". And btw, what'd fish do to get banned?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Text 6 since lunch, upping the drama level;"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."

This means she plans on taking you out from behindTs&Ps

High powered rifle from 1000 yards down?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Text 6 since lunch, upping the drama level;"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."

This means she plans on taking you out from behindTs&Ps

High powered rifle from 1000 yards down?

In his sleep would be a valid option too.

 

[kotzwinkle]

Logged in on phone. I guess I was on timeout last time

 

[Pigskin P]

Makes sense.

 

[krista4]

I suppose if I wondered if I were drunk, the fact I've been singing selections from the musical "Pippin" at the top of my lungs might tell me something.

Gadzooks, happy birthday! Please make it storytime again.

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I suppose if I wondered if I were drunk, the fact I've been singing selections from the musical "Pippin" at the top of my lungs might tell me something.Gadzooks, happy birthday! Please make it storytime again.

Prayer for a Duck?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

Want me to send them a double-wing playbook?

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

Want me to send them a double-wing playbook?

That's what they run.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

New favorite affordable vodka choice:

1 L of Sobieski for $14.99

 

[krista4]

We HAVE to get out of Memphis, for chrissakes. What's perplexing is I don't even know how to explain why this city blows so much. It should be a lot better...but it isn't. Think I need to start a countdown clock to our ETAD.

And with that, I'm going to bed.

 

[krista4]

My god I love the internet:

Countdown To

2013/3/31

533 days

12792 hours

767563 minutes

46053834 seconds

Keeping this up on my computer until D-Day.

 

[-fish-]

I havent had a drink on a Friday since 2008.

 

[-fish-]

New texts: I am now to blame for people at her job hating her and her being trashed all over town. Both of these are actually true, but not my doing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

Want me to send them a double-wing playbook?

That's what they run.

Ouch. It is execution, talent, coaching or all 3?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We HAVE to get out of Memphis, for chrissakes. What's perplexing is I don't even know how to explain why this city blows so much. It should be a lot better...but it isn't. Think I need to start a countdown clock to our ETAD.

And with that, I'm going to bed.

never really understood the Chicago to Memphis move but sorry it isn't working out better for you guys.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We HAVE to get out of Memphis, for chrissakes. What's perplexing is I don't even know how to explain why this city blows so much. It should be a lot better...but it isn't. Think I need to start a countdown clock to our ETAD.

And with that, I'm going to bed.

never really understood the Chicago to Memphis move but sorry it isn't working out better for you guys.

I think Chicago wasn't "bluesy" enough. I guess after Memphis they head to Yazoo Mississippi.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

We HAVE to get out of Memphis, for chrissakes. What's perplexing is I don't even know how to explain why this city blows so much. It should be a lot better...but it isn't. Think I need to start a countdown clock to our ETAD.

And with that, I'm going to bed.

never really understood the Chicago to Memphis move but sorry it isn't working out better for you guys.

I think Chicago wasn't "bluesy" enough. I guess after Memphis they head to Yazoo Mississippi.

:Macchio:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We HAVE to get out of Memphis, for chrissakes. What's perplexing is I don't even know how to explain why this city blows so much. It should be a lot better...but it isn't. Think I need to start a countdown clock to our ETAD.

And with that, I'm going to bed.

never really understood the Chicago to Memphis move but sorry it isn't working out better for you guys.

I think Chicago wasn't "bluesy" enough. I guess after Memphis they head to Yazoo Mississippi.

:Macchio:

You wanna play like Peetie Wheatstraw?

 

[dharmapunk]

We HAVE to get out of Memphis, for chrissakes. What's perplexing is I don't even know how to explain why this city blows so much. It should be a lot better...but it isn't. Think I need to start a countdown clock to our ETAD.

And with that, I'm going to bed.

never really understood the Chicago to Memphis move but sorry it isn't working out better for you guys.

This. I never got Memphis. Memphis? I figured someone was paying K4 so much coin she couldn't turn it down. Considering this is Memphis, it's either the King's estate trying to become the next Disney monster (next acquisition engineered by K4: Graceland eats DeathRow Records), or some mob boss made her his female Tom Hagan to "go legit within 10 years." I would like a list of ways Memphis sucks though. Just a list. No explanations needed. Make it brutal and concise.

 

[dharmapunk]

My god I love the internet:

Countdown To

2013/3/31

533 days

12792 hours

767563 minutes

46053834 seconds

Keeping this up on my computer until D-Day.

I take great personal pride in the fact that I had to google this.

 

[krista4]

My god I love the internet:

Countdown To

2013/3/31

533 days

12792 hours

767563 minutes

46053834 seconds

Keeping this up on my computer until D-Day.

I take great personal pride in the fact that I had to google this.

That's the way it's set up on the site I'm using; wasn't trying to be confusing. I'm down to 46011452 seconds.

 

[krista4]

Yes, someone was willing to pay me more than I was making in Chicago in a city with a cost of living less than half of Chicago's and no state income tax. Plus there would be in the IPO in three years or less, which is where the even bigger payday really comes in. And when we visited, we actually thought we liked it. I'll provide my Memphis sucks because list later.

 

[Gadzooks]

I suppose if I wondered if I were drunk, the fact I've been singing selections from the musical "Pippin" at the top of my lungs might tell me something.

Gadzooks, happy birthday! Please make it storytime again.

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, and when I say "everyone" I apparently mean "ONLY KRISTA". The rest of you sicken me. And those of you that sent your wishes via FB, you only sicken me slightly less than the rest.

 

[Gadzooks]

I just tweeted thisownwithGoldy Down with GoldyYou realized you're desperately grasping at straws and vaccination doesn't cause autism? @JennyMcCarthy Guess what??!!For those who aren't twitter literate (twitterate?), That means Jenny McCarthy posted, "Guess what?" to the world and I replied with the above. I'm so funny. :flex:

I found this funny. Not funny enough that it will make me follow you on Twitter. But maybe you could put your funny Twitterisms in here?

 

[-fish-]

I suppose if I wondered if I were drunk, the fact I've been singing selections from the musical "Pippin" at the top of my lungs might tell me something.

Gadzooks, happy birthday! Please make it storytime again.

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, and when I say "everyone" I apparently mean "ONLY KRISTA". The rest of you sicken me. And those of you that sent your wishes via FB, you only sicken me slightly less than the rest.

happy birthday. I wish you and your drunk munchkin all the best.

 

[Gadzooks]

I convinced her to let me go use the bathroom and I literally hid out in there for about 20 minutes contemplating how I could escape from her apartment.

This is when you should have texted me.

I need to get in the texting circuit

PM your digits. Or post them here for everyone to see, like Homer did. I like to send pics of random toilets, my nipple, my junk, and random household items I steal. Also, I occasionally seek advice on pick up lines for unattractive women while being intoxicated. Though last night I soberly requested a pick up line for a random female I was stalking/watching at the grocery store. I was disappointed by the responses, though Homer's line of: "Nice Melons" wasn't bad.

 

[Gadzooks]

I suppose if I wondered if I were drunk, the fact I've been singing selections from the musical "Pippin" at the top of my lungs might tell me something.

Gadzooks, happy birthday! Please make it storytime again.

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, and when I say "everyone" I apparently mean "ONLY KRISTA". The rest of you sicken me. And those of you that sent your wishes via FB, you only sicken me slightly less than the rest.

happy birthday. I wish you and your drunk munchkin all the best.

Gadzooks likes this.

 

[Guster]

Went to my monthly poker game last night and didn't drink at all because I had to be at work at 8am to setup and run some tests in the lab. I'm doing it wrong

 

[Guster]

I suppose if I wondered if I were drunk, the fact I've been singing selections from the musical "Pippin" at the top of my lungs might tell me something.

Gadzooks, happy birthday! Please make it storytime again.

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, and when I say "everyone" I apparently mean "ONLY KRISTA". The rest of you sicken me. And those of you that sent your wishes via FB, you only sicken me slightly less than the rest.

happy birthday. I wish you and your drunk munchkin all the best.

is that what he's calling it these days?

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

Want me to send them a double-wing playbook?

That's what they run.

Ouch. It is execution, talent, coaching or all 3?

Mostly talent, but the execution and coaching aren't winning any awards either.

 

[heckmanm]

Happy b-day, Zooks.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

Want me to send them a double-wing playbook?

That's what they run.

Ouch. It is execution, talent, coaching or all 3?

Mostly talent, but the execution and coaching aren't winning any awards either.

The same phrase has been used to describe my performance in the bedroom.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

so awesomeHappy birthday GB!

BTW, congrats on the cameraguy side gig? link

This is all I could think of post game last night.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

so awesomeHappy birthday GB!

BTW, congrats on the cameraguy side gig? link

She didn't wear her facebook shirt?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

so awesomeHappy birthday GB!

BTW, congrats on the cameraguy side gig? link

She didn't wear her facebook shirt?

Dude, it's the Cardinal game. %99 people consider is sacrilege to not wear some sort of paraphernalia to the game. I am not one of those people however I did wear a red Cardinal shirt to the game for the first time ever Thursday night.Also at the recent "I got a piece of strange and now she wants me to do it again, what do I do?!!". ldmarriedguy:

 

[YSR]

Moving Day!

Hasta la pasta, Jacksonville.

 

[proninja]

Text 6 since lunch, upping the drama level;"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."

"I wish this were actually true"

 

[desert rose]

Moving Day!Hasta la pasta, Jacksonville.

Goodbye JV, hello SC or Tennesse, land of the hoarders?

 

[General Malaise]

Makes sense.

Good to have you back around, GB.

 

[Guster]

Moving Day!Hasta la pasta, Jacksonville.

Goodbye JV, hello SC or Tennesse, land of the hoarders?

How did that all end up working out??

 

[General Malaise]

Soccer team won today 11-0. That was our first win. I'd like to say it's because we had a coaching session with the UK Coaches on Thursday, or because I ran a new substitution pattern, or because our guys are finally 'getting it'. But the fact of the matter is we played a team so damn bad that I actually refused to let our guys cross mid-field with 10 minutes left in the game....AND WE STILL SCORED.

I felt so bad for the other coach. He was wearing a Washington State sweatshirt. Very fitting. Poor dude. :(

Off to Eugene with my buddy Brent for the Oregon/ASU game. We're staying at the Value Inn Motel in the absolute worst part of town. The reviews of this hotel are so bad that I'm bringing my sleeping bag to use on top of their bed. Pillows too. I might steal a bunch of those toilet covers from the Rest Stop in Salem.

But on the plus side, my ex-wife filled up a flask of Jameson for me last night when I picked up the boys. Thanks Flags!

Look for me on ESPN. I'm 5 rows up in the endzone. Anytime I see a camera, I'll do the blow-job motion and wink.

 

[kevzilla]

Baylor and Texas A&M combined for 17 points while I was driving home from the gym. That is all.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I convinced her to let me go use the bathroom and I literally hid out in there for about 20 minutes contemplating how I could escape from her apartment.

This is when you should have texted me.

I need to get in the texting circuit

PM your digits. Or post them here for everyone to see, like Homer did. I like to send pics of random toilets, my nipple, my junk, and random household items I steal. Also, I occasionally seek advice on pick up lines for unattractive women while being intoxicated. Though last night I soberly requested a pick up line for a random female I was stalking/watching at the grocery store. I was disappointed by the responses, though Homer's line of: "Nice Melons" wasn't bad.

Oh come on! Mine was good.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Happy birthday, Mr. Zooks.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Baylor and Texas A&M combined for 17 points while I was driving home from the gym. That is all.

How much can your hair bench?

 

[Dungeon Master]

Oh, and happy birthday zooks.