GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[SteevieG]

hfs that facebook page is awesome

+1 and sent out a lot of invites. 250 should be easily attainable by Monday.

 

[urbanhack]

'hack,I'm pretty sure this needs its own thread. May I?

Yes...go for it!

 

[General Malaise]

"Those innernet guys came back from being 2 hours behind to take first place during the shoulder cookie road block, but then fell back to last when the pale one fell asleep under a desk with an apple in his mouth."

[Guy sitting with his wife who's a devout viewer and now watching Team GM/shuke in action for the first time]Aah, so this is the token gay couple, right?That guy is TOTALLY the catcher.[/Guy]

Shuke and I might be mistaken for a lot of things....but I'm guessing gay isn't one of them. Neither one of us can dress, we're both portly and I'm guessing if asked to dance publicly, we might induce seizures in some people.

I can dance, chief.

I cannot, but it doesn't stop me from efforting.

 

[General Malaise]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW, I still don't know how I got purged from forrestmail. I open up my gmail every other month or so and shed a tear when I realize the good times are gone. I'm starting to think this happened around the time I told that stripper I didn't know you.

I'll check to see if you are still on there later. I don't send it out much anymore. For some reason, GMAIL shuts down my ability to send out more than 10 emails a day, determining I'm SPAM or something. I'm sure there's a way around it, but I don't have time to dink with it. It was so much easier when I just launched from work. Well, until the SEC came around.

Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?

Some of us count on you. I would like some more Kayden Kross BTW.

 

[General Malaise]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Get-Shuke-an...135880493091619

I'll need to put some work into this over the weekend.

oh holy *&%^$*# $*#&.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh, yeah. I have a ticket with about $19 on it for the L. If anybody wants it send me a PM.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh, yeah. I have a ticket with about $19 on it for the L. If anybody wants it send me a PM.

don't plan on ever coming back?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh, yeah. I have a ticket with about $19 on it for the L. If anybody wants it send me a PM.

don't plan on ever coming back?

What the hell did you people do to Bob?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

can someone bump the post of the year by cosjobs?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh, yeah. I have a ticket with about $19 on it for the L. If anybody wants it send me a PM.

don't plan on ever coming back?

We were talking about later in the year to visit some friends but they live in the burbs so I doubt we make it to the city.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Get-Shuke-an...135880493091619

I'll need to put some work into this over the weekend.

oh holy *&%^$*# $*#&.

Wish I had the video of you playing drunken golf, no way would the amazing race turn you down after watching that.

 

[Frostillicus]

A couple of my co-workers were just talking about checking out the new Toby Keith Bar opening this weekend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh, yeah. I have a ticket with about $19 on it for the L. If anybody wants it send me a PM.

don't plan on ever coming back?

What the hell did you people do to Bob?

Chicago is a drunkards dream GB.

 

[jplvr]

Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?

lol, it's not about free porn. forrestmail is the Wine Spectator of porn, letting people know what porn they should be watching at a particular date in time.

 

[EYLive]

Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?

lol, it's not about free porn. forrestmail is the Wine Spectator of porn, letting people know what porn they should be watching at a particular date in time.

Hmmm, this would come in handy if there was a fantasy pr0no league.

 

[videoguy505]

Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?

#### yes.

 

[pricklypete]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody else get really horny when they are hungover?

One time I met a really hot girl in Chicago that said she did but I happened to get married a couple of years earlier.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?

lol, it's not about free porn. forrestmail is the Wine Spectator of porn, letting people know what porn they should be watching at a particular date in time.

I swear to god I saw you pull out of the Mobile convention center on Tuesday, do you have a brother living in Mobile?

 

[urbanhack]

Anybody else get really horny when they are hungover?

Yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody else get really horny when they are hungover?

Yes.

Anybody with a panty hamster?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation.

You disgust me.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation.

Frank: You know? And I... I started feeling... What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?"Therapist: "We are. It's okay."Frank: "Okay?"Therapist: "It's okay. Please continue."

 

[pricklypete]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation.

You disgust me.

To be honest I was just relieved he was facing the jet.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation.

You disgust me.

To be honest I was just relieved he was facing the jet.

[EltonJohn]Hey kids, shake it loose togetherThe spotlight's hitting somethingThat's been known to change the weatherWe'll kill the fatted calf tonightSo stick aroundYou're gonna hear electric musicSolid walls of soundchorusSay, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yetBut they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Brown-eye and the JetsOh but they're weird and they're wonderfulOh Bennie she's really keenShe's got electric boots a mohair suitYou know I read it in a magazineB-B-B-Brown-eye and the JetsHey kids, plug into the faithlessMaybe they're blindedBut Bennie makes them agelessWe shall survive, let us take ourselves alongWhere we fight our parents out in the streetsTo find who's right and who's wrong[repeat chorus][repeat chorus][/EltonJohn]

 

[wadegarrett]

I just had a 5 second double urine stream going before pressure equalized and the single stream was formed.

 

[heckmanm]

You know, if Facebook can get Betty White onto Saturday Night Live, we should start a movement to get iFriends shuke and GM on The Amazing Race.

eff the Amazing RaceI'm thinking a series may be in order here. At the very least a pilot episode. Hell, if half the FFA tuned in, NBC would already be boosting it's ratings, and I would surely watch.

Three-and-a-half Men?

 

[Mr.Pack]

You two should go on together. Then under your names where it normally says "married" or "brothers" or whatever it can say "iFriends".

Can see it now: Caroline and Krista"Never actually met before"

I would pay good money to see GM and shuke run the Amazing Race. shuke: "we're in last place anyway let's just stop for a sandwich"

Could you imagine the verbal warfare we'd exchange in the back of an Indian cab in dead last?

The best part would be the confusion of the other contestants. "Yeah, those guys are weird. Every morning, we hear some Van Halen song being played at full-blast, accompanied by yelling. Then it dies down and we just hear the eating sounds again."

Damnit. My bosses Boss was standing here as I read that, and busted out laughing. He just kind of looked at me......

 

[SuperJohn96]

I just had a 5 second double urine stream going before pressure equalized and the single stream was formed.

Maybe there was a kidney stone lodged in your shaft causing the double stream and you peed it out making it a single stream?

 

[General Malaise]

Took the family for a quick one night getaway to Chicago.Wife was sitting in the hot tub when our 6 year old son saunters up and asks if she is sitting in front of a jet. She replies "no".He then makes his way into the hot tub, finds a jet, sits on his knees facing said jet, and not so discreetly begins to murmur "aaaaahhhhhhhh" and "oooooohhhhhhhh".All other patrons using the hot tub were gone within 23 seconds.

So the parent of the child that wants to have naked jump parties is going to judge my little pervert?I was hoping this was a safe thread to discuss such subjects without fear of judgements or degradation.

Touché

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I just had a 5 second double urine stream going before pressure equalized and the single stream was formed.

Maybe there was a kidney stone lodged in your shaft causing the double stream and you peed it out making it a single stream?

Pretty sure he would have noticed that.And I can't believe this is my first **official** post in this thread.

 

[krista4]

Anybody else get really horny when they are hungover?

One time I met a really hot girl in Chicago that said she did but I happened to get married a couple of years earlier.

You didn't tell me that at the time.

 

[That Little Voice]

Lot of dads in here. Happy Fathers day.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

####, that facebook page has me seriously considering making an exception to my iLife/B&M life separation policy.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Shameless bragging:

Son's little league team won the city championship and he won the Silver Slugger award for his team.

Of course, I missed the championship game and team party, when the award was given out, because I was in SF. FML.

 

[Thorn]

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

 

[krista4]

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody else get really horny when they are hungover?

One time I met a really hot girl in Chicago that said she did but I happened to get married a couple of years earlier.

You didn't tell me that at the time.

 

[strykerpks]

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

 

[Radical Larry]

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

 

[zander_s]

I kove this thread!!

 

[Shooter McGavin]

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

 

[Celph Titled]

Lot of dads in here. Happy Fathers day.

LOOK AT US!!! OUR SPERM WORKS!!!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.

went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well.

good times.

 

[urbanhack]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.

Crazy is right! just walked in the door 30 minutes ago, right before it hit.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.

That storm went through here this morning. I left some windows open last night and thought a tornado was moving through. The winds were easily hurricane force at times. Just an incredible display.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.

Crazy is right! just walked in the door 30 minutes ago, right before it hit.

I was just talking to a vendor up there, I thought she was bull####ting me.

 

[Celph Titled]

Stay safe, my midwestern amigos.

 

[strykerpks]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.

Same here but I think you guys caught the brunt of it. We were just at the northern edge.Trees down, including one that fell on top of a 15 year old kid. 20,000 or so without power as of 6pm.