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Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
Not schtick. It was apparently the weekend of Jim Kelley's celebrity golf tournament. I was in Buffalo for work and my Chicago coworkers and I had been out watching the game and getting appropriately drunk when after the game a black GMC rolled up and a drunkface Shooter McGavin stumbled out of the back seat and came into the bar. He looked exactly like I would have hoped he would.
 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
I could post a link that would change everyon'e view of kendall as well. :mellow:
People still have that?
I can't believe you took that down. You make me sad.I'm guessing B-Deep has it. He probably watches it nightly.
 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
Not schtick. It was apparently the weekend of Jim Kelley's celebrity golf tournament. I was in Buffalo for work and my Chicago coworkers and I had been out watching the game and getting appropriately drunk when after the game a black GMC rolled up and a drunkface Shooter McGavin stumbled out of the back seat and came into the bar. He looked exactly like I would have hoped he would.
Did he run some Shooter shtick, like how he "eats pieces of #### like you for breakfast"?
He was too drunk to speak really. He just kind of stood there concentrating on not falling down while the guy with him worked the room of twenty people. I just imagined that he remained in a drunken haze after his epic collapse to Happy Gilmore in the player's championship and was trying to erase memories of that giant butt raping him.
 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
Not schtick. It was apparently the weekend of Jim Kelley's celebrity golf tournament. I was in Buffalo for work and my Chicago coworkers and I had been out watching the game and getting appropriately drunk when after the game a black GMC rolled up and a drunkface Shooter McGavin stumbled out of the back seat and came into the bar. He looked exactly like I would have hoped he would.
alright then. I didn't even know that bar existed. must be new.
 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
Not schtick. It was apparently the weekend of Jim Kelley's celebrity golf tournament. I was in Buffalo for work and my Chicago coworkers and I had been out watching the game and getting appropriately drunk when after the game a black GMC rolled up and a drunkface Shooter McGavin stumbled out of the back seat and came into the bar. He looked exactly like I would have hoped he would.
Did he run some Shooter shtick, like how he "eats pieces of #### like you for breakfast"?
He was too drunk to speak really. He just kind of stood there concentrating on not falling down while the guy with him worked the room of twenty people. I just imagined that he remained in a drunken haze after his epic collapse to Happy Gilmore in the player's championship and was trying to erase memories of that giant butt raping him.
You... you know that was a movie. Right?
 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
I could post a link that would change everyon'e view of kendall as well. :mellow:
People still have that?
I can't believe you took that down. You make me sad.I'm guessing B-Deep has it. He probably watches it nightly.
I don't think I took it down. I'm pretty sure I didn't touch it after I posted it that first time.
 
l. o. d. i. d. Loaded.

Grabbing a cab to this chix place in 6 hours to have "brunch" and then limos to a fine drinking establishment full of wanna be cowboys and terrible country muzak. Good thing she has an awesome fake rack.

I will tell her that my innernet friends require a picture of her chest.

[drunkenmanhug]

I love you guys!

[/drunkenmanhug]
Why did I never picture RWS as an insane drunk before now?
this was my exact thought as well. this thread is changing people's lives.
:mellow:
 
this all sounds made up to me.
I could post a link that would change everyon'e view of kendall as well. :mellow:
People still have that?
I can't believe you took that down. You make me sad.I'm guessing B-Deep has it. He probably watches it nightly.
I don't think I took it down. I'm pretty sure I didn't touch it after I posted it that first time.
Hmmm... link's not working.
 
He was too drunk to speak really. He just kind of stood there concentrating on not falling down while the guy with him worked the room of twenty people. I just imagined that he remained in a drunken haze after his epic collapse to Happy Gilmore in the player's championship and was trying to erase memories of that giant butt raping him.
You... you know that was a movie. Right?
That's what I said imagined Bob.
 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
Not schtick. It was apparently the weekend of Jim Kelley's celebrity golf tournament. I was in Buffalo for work and my Chicago coworkers and I had been out watching the game and getting appropriately drunk when after the game a black GMC rolled up and a drunkface Shooter McGavin stumbled out of the back seat and came into the bar. He looked exactly like I would have hoped he would.
alright then. I didn't even know that bar existed. must be new.
Bada Bing :mellow: I had only been to Buffalo when I was three previous to this trip.

 
Hey Rude, I met the actor that played Shooter McGavin at a bar called Bada Bing in downtown Buffalo the night of Game five of the Stanley Cup. He was hammered and it was awesome.
this all sounds made up to me.
Not schtick. It was apparently the weekend of Jim Kelley's celebrity golf tournament. I was in Buffalo for work and my Chicago coworkers and I had been out watching the game and getting appropriately drunk when after the game a black GMC rolled up and a drunkface Shooter McGavin stumbled out of the back seat and came into the bar. He looked exactly like I would have hoped he would.
alright then. I didn't even know that bar existed. must be new.
Bada Bing :loco: I had only been to Buffalo when I was three previous to this trip.
well I haven't lived there in 11 years, but that specific location seems to change names every couple years. I don't get down to Chippewa much anymore...young crowd mostly.
 
Bada Bing

:loco: I had only been to Buffalo when I was three previous to this trip.
well I haven't lived there in 11 years, but that specific location seems to change names every couple years. I don't get down to Chippewa much anymore...young crowd mostly.
Definitely seems like a lot of those places would turn over. And yes, no one went out Sunday - Wednesday along that street, then all of a sudden Thursday night it was jam packed with was looked like 18-year-olds every where.Homer should make the trip.

 
:) That rules.

Whenever we drank in high school we would hound one of my buddies to "do the Hammer" until he obliged. I think he could give Kendall a run. Good times. :loco:

 
I've had a Tanner-ful 24 hours, starting yesterday morning when I spent 3 hours driving all around Jacksonville trying to track down a package. I wound up in some sketchier parts of town, and the only real highlight of the morning was this.

Then, this morning, the BF - upon taking a closer look at the t-shirt I slept in - asked where Oildale University was. Umm... Err...

 
I've had a Tanner-ful 24 hours, starting yesterday morning when I spent 3 hours driving all around Jacksonville trying to track down a package. I wound up in some sketchier parts of town, and the only real highlight of the morning was this.

Then, this morning, the BF - upon taking a closer look at the t-shirt I slept in - asked where Oildale University was. Umm... Err...
:confused:
 
I've had a Tanner-ful 24 hours, starting yesterday morning when I spent 3 hours driving all around Jacksonville trying to track down a package. I wound up in some sketchier parts of town, and the only real highlight of the morning was this.

Then, this morning, the BF - upon taking a closer look at the t-shirt I slept in - asked where Oildale University was. Umm... Err...
:lmao:
I wonder if he's really a bails bond man.
 
My older brother was always a weird kid, and he didn't start drinking until after I did. I actually got him drunk for the first time, and he laid on the floor, staring up at the ceiling, saying things like, my left side is heavier than my right side. I can't feel my cheeks. I can feel my nose, and I can feel my tongue, and my lips are kind of tingly, but I can't feel my cheeks. Are you supposed to be able to feel your cheeks?

 
#### me. The last two nights the left side of my stomach and my left nut hurt. After doing my 5.5 walk this morning, now the right side of my stomach and my right nut hurts. Mrs. SLB thinks I have a double hernia. #### me.

 

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