GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

http://www.tarantino.info/wiki/images/Destiny.jpg

 

[SuperJohn96]

In what ####ing part of the universe do the following groups of words sound the same?dawn, yawn, fawn, spawn, lawn, pawn, brawnvs. don, John, non, upon

The part where they speak English.

You pronounce lawn the same as John? I seriously hope this is shtick.

Yes, and not shtick.Are you saying that Lon Chaney isn't pronounced the same as Lawn Chaney?

Gotta be shtick

Maybe he pronounces it "law-wen" as in rhyming with the name Lauren?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

 

[SuperJohn96]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI".

Radical Larry... little help here?

I don't think he's awake yet.

Actually I was up about 30 mins ago but I had to catch up on all the posts in the don/dawn abortion.

Disc golf themed bachelor party? I have no idea.

I would guess that it's like a regular golf themed bachelor party but with a lot more pot. Oh, and more unemployment. If you want to fit in say things like "well I worked last month but then we finished the contract" or "I'm not working right now but I have a $5000 re-pipe next month".

What's a world class disc golf course?

http://www.par72discgolf.com/146/images/index_31.JPG

 

[Radical Larry]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI".

Radical Larry... little help here?

I don't think he's awake yet.

Actually I was up about 30 mins ago but I had to catch up on all the posts in the don/dawn abortion.

Disc golf themed bachelor party? I have no idea.

I would guess that it's like a regular golf themed bachelor party but with a lot more pot. Oh, and more unemployment. If you want to fit in say things like "well I worked last month but then we finished the contract" or "I'm not working right now but I have a $5000 re-pipe next month".

What's a world class disc golf course?

Do you know the name? Telemark? Whitecap?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

Me neither.BTW, sober for 8 days now. Not that I'm counting.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

Me neither.BTW, sober for 8 days now. Not that I'm counting.

8 hours here.

 

[Disco Stu]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI".

Radical Larry... little help here?

I don't think he's awake yet.

Actually I was up about 30 mins ago but I had to catch up on all the posts in the don/dawn abortion.

Disc golf themed bachelor party? I have no idea.

I would guess that it's like a regular golf themed bachelor party but with a lot more pot. Oh, and more unemployment. If you want to fit in say things like "well I worked last month but then we finished the contract" or "I'm not working right now but I have a $5000 re-pipe next month".

What's a world class disc golf course?

Do you know the name? Telemark? Whitecap?

"Near Ashland" is all I know. Telemark would make sense though and probably wouldn't be too bad. But the groom might be too fat to be walking up and down ski hills. Especially while smoking pot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A FB search for Destiney in Oklahoma City yields 4 results. My guess is she's the 2nd one.

lol.I figured the 4th was a lock.

link

 

[Radical Larry]

"Near Ashland" is all I know. Telemark would make sense though and probably wouldn't be too bad. But the groom might be too fat to be walking up and down ski hills. Especially while smoking pot.

I don't know anything about those courses/places.But a good rule of thumb is: "world class disc golf course" is like saying "world class $20 whore".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

Me neither.BTW, sober for 8 days now. Not that I'm counting.

8 hours here.

Colonoscopy tomorrow. Pardon me while I check out the viscosity of my rectal matter.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Near Ashland" is all I know. Telemark would make sense though and probably wouldn't be too bad. But the groom might be too fat to be walking up and down ski hills. Especially while smoking pot.

I don't know anything about those courses/places.But a good rule of thumb is: "world class disc golf course" is like saying "world class $20 whore".

You making fun of my woman?

 

[Radical Larry]

"Near Ashland" is all I know. Telemark would make sense though and probably wouldn't be too bad. But the groom might be too fat to be walking up and down ski hills. Especially while smoking pot.

I don't know anything about those courses/places.But a good rule of thumb is: "world class disc golf course" is like saying "world class $20 whore".

You making fun of my woman?

When did she raise her prices?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Near Ashland" is all I know. Telemark would make sense though and probably wouldn't be too bad. But the groom might be too fat to be walking up and down ski hills. Especially while smoking pot.

I don't know anything about those courses/places.But a good rule of thumb is: "world class disc golf course" is like saying "world class $20 whore".

You making fun of my woman?

When did she raise her prices?

Touche`

 

[That Little Voice]

Creepy.

friend of mine posted a picture of her 17-year-old daughter in a black bikini on facebook. not hot, but bigger than average breasts. would you post a pic of your daughter in a bikini on facebook? i wouldn't.

Probably not in a bikini, but I have dozens of pictures of my 14 year-old daughter on mine. She's gorgeous and I'm very proud of her. I know there are perverts out there, but I'm much more interested in the 99% normal people who would just look and think that I have a beautiful daughter.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Creepy.

friend of mine posted a picture of her 17-year-old daughter in a black bikini on facebook. not hot, but bigger than average breasts.

would you post a pic of your daughter in a bikini on facebook? i wouldn't.

Probably not in a bikini, but I have dozens of pictures of my 14 year-old daughter on mine. She's gorgeous and I'm very proud of her. I know there are perverts out there, but I'm much more interested in the 99% normal people who would just look and think that I have a beautiful daughter.

I wonder what colors the bunnies are in his world.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Creepy.

friend of mine posted a picture of her 17-year-old daughter in a black bikini on facebook. not hot, but bigger than average breasts. would you post a pic of your daughter in a bikini on facebook? i wouldn't.

Probably not in a bikini, but I have dozens of pictures of my 14 year-old daughter on mine. She's gorgeous and I'm very proud of her. I know there are perverts out there, but I'm much more interested in the 99% normal people who would just look and think that I have a beautiful daughter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Creepy.

friend of mine posted a picture of her 17-year-old daughter in a black bikini on facebook. not hot, but bigger than average breasts.

would you post a pic of your daughter in a bikini on facebook? i wouldn't.

Probably not in a bikini, but I have dozens of pictures of my 14 year-old daughter on mine. She's gorgeous and I'm very proud of her. I know there are perverts out there, but I'm much more interested in the 99% normal people who would just look and think that I have a beautiful daughter.

I wonder what colors the bunnies are in his world.

Is awesome a color? /homer

 

[krista4]

I'm friends with JuniorNB on FB (we go way back on another site), and his daughter is indeed gorgeous. No pics will be provided.

 

[urbanhack]

"Near Ashland" is all I know. Telemark would make sense though and probably wouldn't be too bad. But the groom might be too fat to be walking up and down ski hills. Especially while smoking pot.

I don't know anything about those courses/places.But a good rule of thumb is: "world class disc golf course" is like saying "world class $20 whore".

You making fun of my woman?

When did she raise her prices?

the last 4 pages of this thread....

 

[Celph Titled]

I'm friends with JuniorNB on FB (we go way back on another site), and his daughter is indeed gorgeous. No pics will be provided.

I believe you, but taking pride in having a hot daughter is f'ing bizarre.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

(we go way back on another site)

this it?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

(we go way back on another site)

this it?

e-mom>hey

 

[Running with scissors]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

I had this misguided view of the world that sharing my personal information with a bunch of nerds on the interweb could only end in ruin. This thread has shown me the error of my ways. Of course I've been on a tear since Europe, a music festival, World Cup, random drunken whores and Stampede all converged on my life.It's been a good month (even including the drunken making out with a chick that works a floor above me in the same company... no way that will go South).

 

[Running with scissors]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

Me neither.BTW, sober for 8 days now. Not that I'm counting.

8 hours here.

23 minutes here. No more drinks for another 2 hours and 50 minutes.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tell me if any of these posts are funny.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

Other Bob imo.I love drunks, too. I just didn't realize RWS was one of us.

I had this misguided view of the world that sharing my personal information with a bunch of nerds on the interweb could only end in ruin. This thread has shown me the error of my ways. Of course I've been on a tear since Europe, a music festival, World Cup, random drunken whores and Stampede all converged on my life.It's been a good month (even including the drunken making out with a chick that works a floor above me in the same company... no way that will go South).

Does she have teeth?

 

[Running with scissors]

It's been a good month (even including the drunken making out with a chick that works a floor above me in the same company... no way that will go South).

Does she have teeth?

Sadly, and a real job and only one kid so I have nothing to even try to trump HJS.I did date a girl when I was in college that was in a accident on her bicycle when she was about 7, which knocked out all of her top front teeth. The night we met, her bridge had fallen out while she was water skiing. I still have fond, pants tightening memories of that night. Later I found out that she was a champ, even with all of her teeth.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

It's been a good month (even including the drunken making out with a chick that works a floor above me in the same company... no way that will go South).

Does she have teeth?

Sadly, and a real job and only one kid so I have nothing to even try to trump HJS.I did date a girl when I was in college that was in a accident on her bicycle when she was about 7, which knocked out all of her top front teeth. The night we met, her bridge had fallen out while she was water skiing. I still have fond, pants tightening memories of that night. Later I found out that she was a champ, even with all of her teeth.

And this is my favorite songNow sing along when the DJ throws it onAnd if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep...

 

[Shooter McGavin]

And this is my favorite songNow sing along when the DJ throws it onAnd if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep...

It just wouldn't look right. Look, me big lips .. You no teethGB Obie (and Bobby Sac)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm feeling weak and just smoked a cig hoping that my body will soak up some Marlboro's delicious nutrients.

 

[kevzilla]

Jesus, I just talked to the wife of my GB in KC. My GB's friend dropped dead of a heart attack Sunday. He was 49. :(

Sorry to hear about that.Turning 49 this week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Can I have your booze and any prescription or illegal drugs?

Beer's in the fridge. But you can have my Vicodin when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jesus, I just talked to the wife of my GB in KC. My GB's friend dropped dead of a heart attack Sunday. He was 49.

:(

Sorry to hear about that.Turning 49 this week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Can I have your booze and any prescription or illegal drugs?

Beer's in the fridge. But you can have my Vicodin when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

That was the plan.

 

[kevzilla]

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I've been sick since Saturday but have been reluctant to take one of the med's prescribed. It's called Oral Analgesic(1:1:1 L/B/M) Susp (it's an oral medicine ) and it is supposed to completely numb my throat after gargling. I guess I'll try it tonight and if it works maybe I can talk the wife into gargling it before going Oklahoma on me. This thread is contributing to my demise.

 

[UOFI_316]

I've been sick since Saturday but have been reluctant to take one of the med's prescribed. It's called Oral Analgesic(1:1:1 L/B/M) Susp (it's an oral medicine ) and it is supposed to completely numb my throat after gargling. I guess I'll try it tonight and if it works maybe I can talk the wife into gargling it before going Oklahoma on me. This thread is contributing to my demise.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been sick since Saturday but have been reluctant to take one of the med's prescribed. It's called Oral Analgesic(1:1:1 L/B/M) Susp (it's an oral medicine ) and it is supposed to completely numb my throat after gargling. I guess I'll try it tonight and if it works maybe I can talk the wife into gargling it before going Oklahoma on me. This thread is contributing to my demise.

 

[boom king]

 

[Gadzooks]

So for the 4th of July weekend, I took my 3 year old, Jackson, to the Adirondacks where we stayed at my Uncle's summer home with about a dozen other relatives. Jackson and I went to an amusement / water park which was lovely until the kiddie pool was shut down because some kid (not mine) pooped in the pool. I didn't see the actual poop, but I have no reason to believe they would lie about it. So we go back to the house and every time one of my relatives asks Jackson about the park, he tells them, with an intense look on his face, "someone pooped in the pool".

Now a couple hours later we go out to dinner and at the end of dinner, Jackson whispers to me that he has to do a poop. Now for some reason, he has regressed over the last month when it comes to doing #2 on the potty. He will go #1 in the potty with no issues, but he now refuses to sit on the potty and drop the kids off at the pool. So when the urge strikes, he asks to put on a pull-up so he can drop. So he and I leave early and go back to the house so he can put on his pull-up and do his thing. Just as I finished changing him, everyone else comes back to the house from dinner. My cousin, who was golfing all day but heard about the "poop in the pool" story has the following exchange with my son:

Cousin: "hey Jackson, did someone poop in the pool today?"

Jackson (very matter-of-factly): "Not me, I pooped in my pants"

Apparently he felt he was being accused of being the "pool pooper" and felt the need to defend himself by providing a poop alibi. I've never been so proud.

 

[the rover]

I'm apparently being stalked by a chick that looks like a female, puerto rican version of sideshow bob.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm apparently being stalked by a chick that looks like a female, puerto rican version of sideshow bob.

Yeah, but how's her teeth?

 

[the rover]

I'm apparently being stalked by a chick that looks like a female, puerto rican version of sideshow bob.

Yeah, but how's her teeth?

I'm not entirely sure. I've only been able to focus on her boobs and her hair.

 

[krista4]

I'm apparently being stalked by a chick that looks like a female, puerto rican version of sideshow bob.

Yeah, but how's her teeth?

I'm not entirely sure. I've only been able to focus on her boobs and her hair.

Her boobs look like Sideshow Bob's?

 

[the rover]

I'm apparently being stalked by a chick that looks like a female, puerto rican version of sideshow bob.

Yeah, but how's her teeth?

I'm not entirely sure. I've only been able to focus on her boobs and her hair.

Her boobs look like Sideshow Bob's?

you're better than that.

 

[krista4]

I'm apparently being stalked by a chick that looks like a female, puerto rican version of sideshow bob.

Yeah, but how's her teeth?

I'm not entirely sure. I've only been able to focus on her boobs and her hair.

Her boobs look like Sideshow Bob's?

you're better than that.

I don't know any more. Since last Tuesday, all I've had to eat was a raisin. One. Last Saturday. But I appreciate the support and hope to be back soon.

 

[Radical Larry]

I don't know any more. Since last Tuesday, all I've had to eat was a raisin. One. Last Saturday. But I appreciate the support and hope to be back soon.

This really can't be good for you.

 

[charvik]

I don't know any more. Since last Tuesday, all I've had to eat was a raisin. One. Last Saturday. But I appreciate the support and hope to be back soon.

Somewhere in America, Shuke is silently sobbing...

 

[krista4]

I don't know any more. Since last Tuesday, all I've had to eat was a raisin. One. Last Saturday. But I appreciate the support and hope to be back soon.

This really can't be good for you.

I know--I shouldn't have eaten it but I had a weak moment and a box of Raisin Bran in my hand.

 

[Radical Larry]

I don't know any more. Since last Tuesday, all I've had to eat was a raisin. One. Last Saturday. But I appreciate the support and hope to be back soon.

This really can't be good for you.

I know--I shouldn't have eaten it but I had a weak moment and a box of Raisin Bran in my hand.

Seriously though.

 

[YSR]

I don't know any more. Since last Tuesday, all I've had to eat was a raisin. One. Last Saturday. But I appreciate the support and hope to be back soon.

This really can't be good for you.

I know--I shouldn't have eaten it but I had a weak moment and a box of Raisin Bran in my hand.

Two scoops?