GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[DaVinci]

Yes, I went down for a visit...

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[Oh Yes!]

I met the guys from Disturbed last week. Seemed pretty cool.

I like how you have an enemies list.Are they on ignore or is it like an eReminder to judo chop them every time they post?

Not on ignore. Just a couple of guys I have to keep my eye on.

Apparently Boom King is no longer a threat. (At least not for the next year or so)

 

[JaxBill]

File this under "you read that whole post and this is what you're asking about", but what's the non-verb definition of "envelop"?

Destiney's v'j enveloped HJS's peepee

That's a verb, Steinbeck.

HJS placed the child support check in the envelop(e) and licked the flap with his South Forty guide.

 

[Celph Titled]

But before I start, a quick question.

How F###ING HOT was Mia Sara in Ferris Beuller's Day Off? How the hell did she not parlay that into major stardom? Jebus.

Incredibly so.Was this inspired by the thing in the Huffington Post today about the Ferris Bueller Movie Theory? I'm totally on board with that one, btw.

What's this now?

Ferris (and Sloane) never existed. They were both figments of Cameron's imagination, similar to Fight Club.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/15/f...c_n_648179.html

 

[Kendall]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

I really hope as I keep reading that something comes from this post.

 

[Frostillicus]

I met the guys from Disturbed last week. Seemed pretty cool.

I like how you have an enemies list.Are they on ignore or is it like an eReminder to judo chop them every time they post?

Not on ignore. Just a couple of guys I have to keep my eye on.

Apparently Boom King is no longer a threat. (At least not for the next year or so)

YOU again.

 

[urbanhack]

If somebody were to break into BGP's mom's basement and steal his iPod and you were forced at gunpoint to name ONE song that appeared outside his outsized list of podcasts, what one song would you consider the safest selection?

Me? I'd say it's a 100% lock that he has "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" on there.

 

[Exit 1]

I had almond milk for the first time yesterday and I'm kind of on the fence about it. It tastes like the milk that's left after you eat a bowl of cereral.....you know, the sweet leftover milk. It does seem to be healthier than real cowtitty milk but I do wish it had more protein. I guess it's a good alternative for those that can't or don't drink soy or cowtitty milk. I'll probably use the rest of mine in protein shakes.

 

[Running with scissors]

Dear Homer,

It was all I could to to not laugh out loud while reading that, of which, although blissfully unaware my co-workers are grateful. You may not have won the Internet with that one buddy, but at the very least you got a "Participant" ribbon.

Yours in Christ,

Scissors

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Scissors

:snicker:

 

[Running with scissors]

Scissors

:snicker:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

They said you have a great ### but no one mentioned anything about your "junk". Sorry

I like it though!!

I'm not sure how to feel about this. <_<

Nothing, really. Women don't get turned on by guys' junk. This is not news. It is not attractive, in a "whoa, look at that guy's junk" way. Everyone knows that women's stuff is more attractive than men's. Anyone can appreciate a good boob. For guys, if you're going to distinguish yourselves, the ### is the most likely place to do it. Chicks love ###. So you should take this as the highest form of compliment available to you.

And also,

:showmeyoursi'llshowyoumine:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

good nightI would go to the VD clinic this morning just to be safe.

 

[KGB]

They said you have a great ### but no one mentioned anything about your "junk". Sorry

I like it though!!

I'm not sure how to feel about this. <_<

Nothing, really. Women don't get turned on by guys' junk. This is not news. It is not attractive, in a "whoa, look at that guy's junk" way. Everyone knows that women's stuff is more attractive than men's. Anyone can appreciate a good boob. For guys, if you're going to distinguish yourselves, the ### is the most likely place to do it. Chicks love ###. So you should take this as the highest form of compliment available to you. <_<

And also,

:showmeyoursi'llshowyoumine:

I got banned from a girl's house for playing that game once. We were in kindergarten. I showed and dad saw, I never got to see hers

 

[Celph Titled]

Homer> hi.

I assume protection was used?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Homer> hi.I assume protection was used?

You don't need protection when you're in love.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

good nightI would go to the VD clinic this morning just to be safe.

Take her a morning after pill at the very least.And just to be safe, pop one yourself.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got banned from a girl's house for playing that game once. We were in kindergarten. I showed and dad saw, I never got to see hers

When I was in kindergarten a gal was showing me how to play doctor when her mom walked down the stairs to find her daughter naked on a table. GB big sisters.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Homer> hi.I assume protection was used?

Or, you know, this.Although it occurs to me they're probably ineffective with her.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

good nightI would go to the VD clinic this morning just to be safe.

Take her a morning after pill at the very least.And just to be safe, pop one yourself.

I wouldn't even rule confession out.

 

[YSR]

She's doing all these little girl nervous things,

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Rude,

Bob Sacamano sent me a PM asking if you could change, "Marc Levin Groupie" to "Yeah, Nazis!"

YIC,

The Good Bob

 

[Sideshow Bob]

good nightI would go to the VD clinic this morning just to be safe.

Take her a morning after pill at the very least.And just to be safe, pop one yourself.

I wouldn't even rule confession out.

I think that's what his post was.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rude,

Bob Sacamano sent me a PM asking if you could change, "Marc Levin Groupie" to "Yeah, Nazis!"

YIC,



The Good Bob

YeahETA

Oh, bull####.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Rude,

Bob Sacamano sent me a PM asking if you could change, "Marc Levin Groupie" to "Yeah, Nazis!"

YIC,



The Good Bob

YeahETA

Oh, bull####.

As opposed to Bob Sacamano. I didn't mean in relation to all Bobs everywhere.

 

[DaVinci]

But before I start, a quick question.

How F###ING HOT was Mia Sara in Ferris Beuller's Day Off? How the hell did she not parlay that into major stardom? Jebus.

Incredibly so.Was this inspired by the thing in the Huffington Post today about the Ferris Bueller Movie Theory? I'm totally on board with that one, btw.

What's this now?

Ferris (and Sloane) never existed. They were both figments of Cameron's imagination, similar to Fight Club.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/15/f...c_n_648179.html

The greatest trick I ever did was convincing the world I didn't exist.

Ferris Bueller has lots of fans.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rude,

Bob Sacamano sent me a PM asking if you could change, "Marc Levin Groupie" to "Yeah, Nazis!"

YIC,



The Good Bob

YeahETA

Oh, bull####.

As opposed to Bob Sacamano. I didn't mean in relation to all Bobs everywhere.

I would like to change that link to oops, nazi.

 

[Radical Larry]

Literally she didn't know what suburbia means...she thought it was the name of an actual place. She just liked the title..."Discography", she said, "That's a great title. Cool word."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I went on my first "real" date to Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

 

[Radical Larry]

That Ferris/Fight thing is wack.

 

[DaVinci]

Ferris (and Sloane) never existed. They were both figments of Cameron's imagination, similar to Fight Club.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/15/f...c_n_648179.html

The greatest trick Ferris Bueller Fan ever did was convincing the world Ferris Bueller Fan didn't exist.

Ferris Bueller has lots of fans.

Not in conflict with the point I was making.

 

[KGB]

That Ferris/Fight thing is wack.

"when Cameron was in Egypts lannnnnnnnd. Let my cameron goooooooooooo"

 

[Radical Larry]

Homer,

For your next date I suggest taking her to a bar on Trivia Night.

For our sakes.

Radical Larry.

 

[KGB]

Homer,For your next date I suggest taking her to a bar on Trivia Night. For our sakes.Radical Larry.

He needs to get mic'ed up. we need audio.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Literally she didn't know what suburbia means...she thought it was the name of an actual place. She just liked the title..."Discography", she said, "That's a great title. Cool word."

She does lots of music.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Homer,For your next date I suggest taking her to a bar on Trivia Night. For our sakes.Radical Larry.

Predictions:1. She'll rock the TV category.2. "History" is a cool word.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Is her family Christian or is it just her? I'm trying to balance the Christianity with the Oklahoma Nazis.

"Dear Jesus,

Please kill all teh Jews and Longhorns.

TIA,

Okie Teef"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

File this under "you read that whole post and this is what you're asking about", but what's the non-verb definition of "envelop"?

File this under "Of all the questions you were asked, this is the first one you answer?" but when I first wrote that down, I spelled envelop with the e at the end. I mean, she's a 'tard but she knows what an envelope is...I hope. Upon rereading (Sacamano was right, I'm a proofreader) I realized it wasn't right and fixed it, but kept the clarification.

 

[urbanhack]

I had almond milk for the first time yesterday and I'm kind of on the fence about it.

HUGE FAN

 

[Radical Larry]

Homer,For your next date I suggest taking her to a bar on Trivia Night. For our sakes.Radical Larry.

Predictions:1. She'll rock the TV category.2. "History" is a cool word.

"How did you know that?" 53 times or so.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is her family Christian or is it just her? I'm trying to balance the Christianity with the Oklahoma Nazis. "Dear Jesus,Please kill all teh Jews and Longhorns. TIA,Okie Teef"

"How did you know that?" 53 times or so.

seriously, I have tears coming out of my eyes

 

[Kendall]

Is her family Christian or is it just her? I'm trying to balance the Christianity with the Oklahoma Nazis. "Dear Jesus,Please kill all teh Jews and Longhorns. TIA,Okie Teef"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yes, I went down for a visit...I really don't even know how to deliver the lovin' without tearing up the south forty.

,s?

Yeah, seriously. I can't help it!

Yes, I went down for a visit...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer,For your next date I suggest taking her to a bar on Trivia Night. For our sakes.Radical Larry.

Predictions:1. She'll rock the TV category.2. "History" is a cool word.

"How did you know that?" 53 times or so.

Holy crap my stomach hurts.

 

[Gadzooks]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally. Also, it would've been great if when you went "down town" you discovered that in addition to being "clean shaven like a 5th grade cheerleader" (that line distracted me, btw) she had a tattoo that said "THIS IS WHERE DESTINY'S CHILD COMES FROM"

Looking forward to more updates.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Anyway, she showered up and I took her home.

Didn't expect that. She must've have had an early morning Nazi-rally. Also, it would've been great if when you went "down town" you discovered that in addition to being "clean shaven like a 5th grade cheerleader" (that line distracted me, btw) she had a tattoo that said "THIS IS WHERE DESTINY'S CHILD COMES FROM"

Looking forward to more updates.

Even her baby hole is a skinhead.

 

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1. I come to Memphis

This needs to happen.

 

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Are we certain letting the bat#### crazy chick with the heavily armed neo-nazi family know where you live was a good idea?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Longer "relationship":

Homer shtups the Nazi

Woz makes love to the racist

 

[Radical Larry]

Are we certain letting the bat#### crazy chick with the heavily armed neo-nazi family know where you live was a good idea?

I haven't been laid in months