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Kendall said:
shuke said:
I really need to quit this place, but don't know how. Way to busy at work, looking at a promising promotion here in the next few months. Home life is a little crazier now with 2 kids. It's been fun, but time to move on.Anyone with advice? Larry?
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I've scaled back considerably. Clear your web history and tell yourself you're not going to surf the internet for two weeks at work. Build on that. It kind of worked for me.
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Yes, I can see it's done wonders for you.
 
the rover said:
crap. just got confirmation I'm starting an 8-week trial on Monday. held out hope that it might get kicked out or settle. no dice. I have to cancel a free vacation to hawaii including a two-day charter fishing trip my brother arranged.see you in September.
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That sucks.
 
General Malaise said:
SFBayDuck said:
Question for GM - as an ex-Portlander, I'm not up to speed anymore on the best venues at which to view Harmless Visual Stimuli. I'm thinking I should do better than Mary's Club and Club 205 when I'm in town next weekend, although Union Jacks wasn't bad last time I was there. Any suggestions?I'm asking in this threat because I searched "Portland Strip", and the first thread that came up was this one. Should have known.
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Where are you going to be staying? I can answer better from there.I hate "Mary's". I mean, I abhor, detest and loath it. Cramped, crowded and crappy. Union Jacks isn't too bad, but it's low brow for sure. Downtown in general is a poor place to hit the strip clubs. There's also Magic Gardens, but I wouldn't send Peens there.Top of the line talent can be found at Dolphin II and Stars, but both are out in Beaverton. Safari's on the east side is quite popular. The east side is littered with strip clubs, but I can't vouch for very many of them. I'd stay far far away from any clubs in the north east....Club Exotica is about the best you'll do there, but you might also get shot if you look at somebody the wrong way.The Acropolis is always a crowd pleaser because of the 3.99 steak special and 100 beers on tap. They make a great burger as well. The owner owns a cattle ranch, so he sells very cheap steaks and burgers, but rakes in on the beer sales and stripper fees. Always worth a stop, IMO. Great starting off point.If you wind up at the Sunset Strip for any reason whatsoever, text me and I'll walk over (through Coach's) to have a beer with you. Sunset Strip can be a fun little joint on a weekend night. There are VERY LITTLE rules there, and some really hot tail at times. The bartenders wear very little as well, which is an added bonus.Let me know where you are staying and I'll add a little more. Sounds like you'll be downtown, which doesn't offer too much in the way of quality. Ohhhhh, Sassy's is near downtown on the east side...that's a fun little spot. Very dirty and very small, but some really good looking gals. That's more of a hang out than a strip bar. It's like a dive bar that just happens to have strippers on stage.
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Well that only took 14 minutes to bang out and respond to!
 
jplvr said:
General Malaise said:
SFBayDuck said:
Question for GM - as an ex-Portlander, I'm not up to speed anymore on the best venues at which to view Harmless Visual Stimuli. I'm thinking I should do better than Mary's Club and Club 205 when I'm in town next weekend, although Union Jacks wasn't bad last time I was there. Any suggestions?I'm asking in this threat because I searched "Portland Strip", and the first thread that came up was this one. Should have known.
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Where are you going to be staying? I can answer better from there.I hate "Mary's". I mean, I abhor, detest and loath it. Cramped, crowded and crappy. Union Jacks isn't too bad, but it's low brow for sure. Downtown in general is a poor place to hit the strip clubs. There's also Magic Gardens, but I wouldn't send Peens there.Top of the line talent can be found at Dolphin II and Stars, but both are out in Beaverton. Safari's on the east side is quite popular. The east side is littered with strip clubs, but I can't vouch for very many of them. I'd stay far far away from any clubs in the north east....Club Exotica is about the best you'll do there, but you might also get shot if you look at somebody the wrong way.The Acropolis is always a crowd pleaser because of the 3.99 steak special and 100 beers on tap. They make a great burger as well. The owner owns a cattle ranch, so he sells very cheap steaks and burgers, but rakes in on the beer sales and stripper fees. Always worth a stop, IMO. Great starting off point.If you wind up at the Sunset Strip for any reason whatsoever, text me and I'll walk over (through Coach's) to have a beer with you. Sunset Strip can be a fun little joint on a weekend night. There are VERY LITTLE rules there, and some really hot tail at times. The bartenders wear very little as well, which is an added bonus.Let me know where you are staying and I'll add a little more. Sounds like you'll be downtown, which doesn't offer too much in the way of quality. Ohhhhh, Sassy's is near downtown on the east side...that's a fun little spot. Very dirty and very small, but some really good looking gals. That's more of a hang out than a strip bar. It's like a dive bar that just happens to have strippers on stage.
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####, I'm booking a trip to Portland to visit GM.
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Better use a week vacation here, GB. :shock:
 
jplvr said:
Celph Titled said:
General Malaise said:
CGRdrJoe said:
I wonder what Hoss is doing right now? Probably still on the hunt for JoeT
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Oh, I forgot to tell you guys..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Cosjobs thought Hoss and Truck were the same guys. :lmao:
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:lmao:
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How is that even possible?Edit: Nevermind, Cosjobs... that's how.
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I wish I could have recorded the conversation we had regarding this. It was priceless. It took him about ten minutes to understand what I was trying to tell him. I was driving home from work. I almost drove into the guard rail nine times for mercy.
 
General Malaise said:
jplvr said:
Celph Titled said:
General Malaise said:
CGRdrJoe said:
I wonder what Hoss is doing right now? Probably still on the hunt for JoeT
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Oh, I forgot to tell you guys..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Cosjobs thought Hoss and Truck were the same guys. :lmao:
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:lmao:
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How is that even possible?Edit: Nevermind, Cosjobs... that's how.
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I wish I could have recorded the conversation we had regarding this. It was priceless. It took him about ten minutes to understand what I was trying to tell him. I was driving home from work. I almost drove into the guard rail nine times for mercy.
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:lmao: Really, we all know who's to blame for all of this. By not allowing me to use my usual nom, he's only devalued my personal brand and caused market confusion. But what do I know, I don't even know how to build a pyramid.

 
SFBayDuck said:
General Malaise said:
SFBayDuck said:
Question for GM - as an ex-Portlander, I'm not up to speed anymore on the best venues at which to view Harmless Visual Stimuli. I'm thinking I should do better than Mary's Club and Club 205 when I'm in town next weekend, although Union Jacks wasn't bad last time I was there. Any suggestions?

I'm asking in this threat because I searched "Portland Strip", and the first thread that came up was this one. Should have known.
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Where are you going to be staying? I can answer better from there.I hate "Mary's". I mean, I abhor, detest and loath it. Cramped, crowded and crappy. Union Jacks isn't too bad, but it's low brow for sure. Downtown in general is a poor place to hit the strip clubs. There's also Magic Gardens, but I wouldn't send Peens there.

Top of the line talent can be found at Dolphin II and Stars, but both are out in Beaverton. Safari's on the east side is quite popular. The east side is littered with strip clubs, but I can't vouch for very many of them.

I'd stay far far away from any clubs in the north east....Club Exotica is about the best you'll do there, but you might also get shot if you look at somebody the wrong way.

The Acropolis is always a crowd pleaser because of the 3.99 steak special and 100 beers on tap. They make a great burger as well. The owner owns a cattle ranch, so he sells very cheap steaks and burgers, but rakes in on the beer sales and stripper fees. Always worth a stop, IMO. Great starting off point.

If you wind up at the Sunset Strip for any reason whatsoever, text me and I'll walk over (through Coach's) to have a beer with you. Sunset Strip can be a fun little joint on a weekend night. There are VERY LITTLE rules there, and some really hot tail at times. The bartenders wear very little as well, which is an added bonus.

Let me know where you are staying and I'll add a little more. Sounds like you'll be downtown, which doesn't offer too much in the way of quality. Ohhhhh, Sassy's is near downtown on the east side...that's a fun little spot. Very dirty and very small, but some really good looking gals. That's more of a hang out than a strip bar. It's like a dive bar that just happens to have strippers on stage.
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Good stuff, thanks. Glad to hear the 'Crop is still going strong, I think that place saw the most usage of my fake id back in the early 90s, along with a now-extinct place dive called French's that was across from the Mission Theater. Never knew the reason for the cheap/good steaks and burgers, though.Never been a big Mary's fan either, but when you're staying downtown and trying to figure out what to do for the evening, it's seems like we always end up there for a pop or two.

Unfortunately staying in the 'Couv, going to a wedding and reception up there. Might stay downtown Friday night, and have some buddies who live East Side.

Just google mapped Sunset Strip, damn you're practically in my old neighborhood (I was near the other end of 119th). I don't remember that place being around though.

Have you been to Club Rouge at all? Heard through the grapevine that a guy I went to high school with is part-owner, but don't know anything else about it.
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Totally forgot about the best low brow strip club EVAH! It's not too far away from Vancouver....just off I5.Dancin' Bare

 
General Malaise said:
jplvr said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Seriously, is Scupper dead?
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I've been meaning to check AIM, where I normally found him, for nearly 2 months, but I usually remember way too late to expect a result.
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FWIW, tell him GM say "sorry". :lmao:
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:lmao: I'm not sure any apology will ever make him get over the fact he thought he had the golf teams rigged that weekend with you as the C or D player in his group. Little did he know, you'd never remember being at the golf course.
 
shuke said:
Kendall said:
shuke said:
I really need to quit this place, but don't know how. Way to busy at work, looking at a promising promotion here in the next few months. Home life is a little crazier now with 2 kids. It's been fun, but time to move on.Anyone with advice? Larry?
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I've scaled back considerably. Clear your web history and tell yourself you're not going to surf the internet for two weeks at work. Build on that. It kind of worked for me.
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Yes, I can see it's done wonders for you.
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I completely quit going to :e:, PM me if you want to know how I did it.
 
I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?
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Irish sunglasses?
 
shuke said:
Kendall said:
shuke said:
I really need to quit this place, but don't know how. Way to busy at work, looking at a promising promotion here in the next few months. Home life is a little crazier now with 2 kids. It's been fun, but time to move on.Anyone with advice? Larry?
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I've scaled back considerably. Clear your web history and tell yourself you're not going to surf the internet for two weeks at work. Build on that. It kind of worked for me.
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Yes, I can see it's done wonders for you.
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:goodposting: I know I post here a lot less than I did.
 
I want to get my daughters (6 and 3) a dance type game for Wii, but I don’t know a thing about video games. Can someone recommend a good/the right one to buy. Thanks.

 
Kendall said:
shuke said:
Kendall said:
shuke said:
I really need to quit this place, but don't know how. Way to busy at work, looking at a promising promotion here in the next few months. Home life is a little crazier now with 2 kids. It's been fun, but time to move on.Anyone with advice? Larry?
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I've scaled back considerably. Clear your web history and tell yourself you're not going to surf the internet for two weeks at work. Build on that. It kind of worked for me.
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Yes, I can see it's done wonders for you.
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:goodposting: I know I post here a lot less than I did.
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Was this before or after the hammer dance video?
 
St. Louis Bob said:
I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?
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Holy #### reading this just reminded me that our 14th was Tuesday and the wife and I both forgot :lmao:
 
CGRdrJoe said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?
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Holy #### reading this just reminded me that our 14th was Tuesday and the wife and I both forgot :lmao:
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Even if she forgot, and she didn't, when she remembers, in her mind it will morph into, he forgot, and I'm going to see how long it takes him to remember. Even if you remember first.
 
bostonfred said:
CGRdrJoe said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?
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Holy #### reading this just reminded me that our 14th was Tuesday and the wife and I both forgot :confused:
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Even if she forgot, and she didn't, when she remembers, in her mind it will morph into, he forgot, and I'm going to see how long it takes him to remember. Even if you remember first.
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nah, the wife is pretty cool about stuff like this. She'll laugh it off but of course blame me for not reminding her :lmao:
 
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