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[jplvr]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Holy #### reading this just reminded me that our 14th was Tuesday and the wife and I both forgot

Even if she forgot, and she didn't, when she remembers, in her mind it will morph into, he forgot, and I'm going to see how long it takes him to remember. Even if you remember first.

nah, the wife is pretty cool about stuff like this. She'll laugh it off but of course blame me for not reminding her

Go get some jewelry, put it on the dog's collar, and tell her is was there the whole time, waiting on her to notice. WALANo, I'm not married.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.

A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.

Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

How about this?

IN!

Amsterdamn Glass

I'm too cheap plus the kids would find it and break it.

Holy #### reading this just reminded me that our 14th was Tuesday and the wife and I both forgot :(

I think I remembered because other brain was swollen too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If any of you chicks have a real suggestion, I'm all ears. Or is it eyes?

 

[Oh Yes!]

anyone know anything about mitchell and ness jerseys? i was forwarded an excel file that lists football jerseys like this:

#51 BUTKUS blue Chicago Bears mitchell and nessSMALL NUMBER

#51 BUTKUS blue Chicago Bears mitchell and nessBIG NUMBER

what the hell is the difference?

this

this?

 

[Oh Yes!]

If any of you chicks have a real suggestion, I'm all ears. Or is it eyes?

go traditional, fairy.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Traditional + modern = Three-way with an Irish chick named Crystal.

 

[Thorn]

Question for GM - as an ex-Portlander, I'm not up to speed anymore on the best venues at which to view Harmless Visual Stimuli. I'm thinking I should do better than Mary's Club and Club 205 when I'm in town next weekend, although Union Jacks wasn't bad last time I was there. Any suggestions?

I'm asking in this threat because I searched "Portland Strip", and the first thread that came up was this one. Should have known.

Where are you going to be staying? I can answer better from there.I hate "Mary's". I mean, I abhor, detest and loath it. Cramped, crowded and crappy. Union Jacks isn't too bad, but it's low brow for sure. Downtown in general is a poor place to hit the strip clubs. There's also Magic Gardens, but I wouldn't send Peens there.

Top of the line talent can be found at Dolphin II and Stars, but both are out in Beaverton.

giggle

 

[Thorn]

Jun 30, 2010 ... Inside the Stats has been down due to a lightning strike that destroyed the server.

Whose horrible alias is this?

$10 on Tat.

Think simpler.

 

[Thorn]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Holy #### reading this just reminded me that our 14th was Tuesday and the wife and I both forgot

Even if she forgot, and she didn't, when she remembers, in her mind it will morph into, he forgot, and I'm going to see how long it takes him to remember. Even if you remember first.

nah, the wife is pretty cool about stuff like this. She'll laugh it off but of course blame me for not reminding her

Go get some jewelry, put it on the dog's collar, and tell her is was there the whole time, waiting on her to notice. WALANo, I'm not married.

WALA!

 

[YSR]

Jun 30, 2010 ... Inside the Stats has been down due to a lightning strike that destroyed the server.

Whose horrible alias is this?

$10 on Tat.

Think simpler.

Think fatter, drunker, stupider and more aloof.Thorn>hi. Plz to play your Scrabble turn. TIA.

 

[Thorn]

Jun 30, 2010 ... Inside the Stats has been down due to a lightning strike that destroyed the server.

Whose horrible alias is this?

$10 on Tat.

Think simpler.

(redacted)Thorn>hi. Plz to play your Scrabble turn. TIA.

I guess you are looking to get #### stabbed in the ear.What happened to the last game? I thought you gave up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I woke up in the middle of the night last night, my head pounding, and realized it is my 15th wedding anniversary next Thursday.A quick Google search shows that for the 15th crystal is the traditional gift and glass is the modern gift.Should I go with Irish crystal or Irish glasses?

Traditional + modern = Three-way with an Irish chick named Crystal.

Finding a chick named Crystal should be too hard around here.

 

[KGB]

anyone know anything about mitchell and ness jerseys? i was forwarded an excel file that lists football jerseys like this:

#51 BUTKUS blue Chicago Bears mitchell and nessSMALL NUMBER

#51 BUTKUS blue Chicago Bears mitchell and nessBIG NUMBER

what the hell is the difference?

this

this?

Mitchel and ness is famous for making throwback jerseys. pretty expensive if i remember correctly

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

(redacted)Thorn>hi. Plz to play your Scrabble turn. TIA.

I guess you are looking to get #### stabbed in the ear.What happened to the last game? I thought you gave up.

We're shutting it down around 10:40 pm CDT tonight, actually.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I wonder what Hoss is doing right now? Probably still on the hunt for JoeT

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys..... Cosjobs thought Hoss and Truck were the same guys.

How is that even possible?Edit: Nevermind, Cosjobs... that's how.

I wish I could have recorded the conversation we had regarding this. It was priceless. It took him about ten minutes to understand what I was trying to tell him. I was driving home from work. I almost drove into the guard rail nine times for mercy.

 

[Early_10]

If any of you chicks have a real suggestion, I'm all ears. Or is it eyes?

I saw these cute keychains where there's a picture etched inside the glass. I'm getting a few made with the kids pics in them for the grandparents. Too cheap?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Jun 30, 2010 ... Inside the Stats has been down due to a lightning strike that destroyed the server.

Whose horrible alias is this?

$10 on Tat.

Think simpler.

Think fatter, drunker, stupider and more aloof.Thorn>hi. Plz to play your Scrabble turn. TIA.

so you're saying jeep is fishing us

 

[YSR]

Jun 30, 2010 ... Inside the Stats has been down due to a lightning strike that destroyed the server.

Whose horrible alias is this?

$10 on Tat.

Think fatter, drunker, stupider and more aloof.Thorn>hi. Plz to play your Scrabble turn. TIA.

so you're saying jeep is fishing us

I would never. It's just that I happen to know that this alias has been offered to a few people, and based on its current un-funny and Woz-hating, it's a pretty easy guess.Although, now that I type that aloud, I suppose it could be any number of people.

 

[YSR]

HFS, I just noticed GM's updated OP.

 

[Josie Maran]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If any of you chicks have a real suggestion, I'm all ears. Or is it eyes?

I saw these cute keychains where there's a picture etched inside the glass. I'm getting a few made with the kids pics in them for the grandparents. Too cheap?

I'm plenty cheap (and easy) these days. Link?

 

[eoMMan]

I'm going to Bonefish Grill tonight for dinner and then going to a few stores to look at HD TV's. I'm PUMPED!

 

[Running with scissors]

Jun 30, 2010 ... Inside the Stats has been down due to a lightning strike that destroyed the server.

Whose horrible alias is this?

$10 on Tat.

Think simpler.

Think fatter, drunker, stupider and more aloof.Thorn>hi. Plz to play your Scrabble turn. TIA.

Is it me?

 

[Thorn]

Who wants to give me like $10 on Stars so I can play?

I thought furley was heading to fruitvale to end you. Does this mean larry is HAGS?

 

[Early_10]

If any of you chicks have a real suggestion, I'm all ears. Or is it eyes?

I saw these cute keychains where there's a picture etched inside the glass. I'm getting a few made with the kids pics in them for the grandparents. Too cheap?

I'm plenty cheap (and easy) these days. Link?

http://www.crystallizeit.com/products.shtmleta - this place ships to the US for under $20.

I'm sure there's a US company doing the same.

Yep, here:

http://www.foremostcrystal.com/etched_prices5.html

I googled etched crystal keychain pic

 

[raisydaisy]

Truth or Dare.

:wonderwhotakesthebait:

 

[zander_s]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

You can't handle the truth!

 

[raisydaisy]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

You can't handle the truth!

Okay, you picked truth. Give us your most embrassing moment, the one the still makes you cring when thinking about it.As you see I was hoping for dare.

 

[zander_s]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

You can't handle the truth!

Okay, you picked truth. Give us your most embrassing moment, the one the still makes you cring when thinking about it.

Not even I can handle THAT truth!!

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

Truth

 

[raisydaisy]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

You can't handle the truth!

Okay, you picked truth. Give us your most embrassing moment, the one the still makes you cring when thinking about it.

Not even I can handle THAT truth!!

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

Truth

Don't really have an embarrassing moment so dare it is.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

Truth

Don't really have an embarrassing moment so dare it is.

I take that back. I passed out in the middle of a wedding once.

 

[General Malaise]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

Truth

Don't really have an embarrassing moment so dare it is.

I take that back. I passed out in the middle of a wedding once.

So long as it wasn't yours, I think you'll be alright.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better.

Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Truth or Dare.:wonderwhotakesthebait:

Truth

Don't really have an embarrassing moment so dare it is.

I take that back. I passed out in the middle of a wedding once.

So long as it wasn't yours, I think you'll be alright.

I was the best man.

 

[Frostillicus]

What ever happened to Larry Boy?

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better. Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

I've had the same pair for at least 6 or 7 years. Maybe longer because I think I bought them before I had kids and my oldest is 8.Don't smell.

 

[General Malaise]

I was the best man.

That's pretty solid work right there. I think that trumps passing out on the golf course in the golf cart at Mellyhole III .

 

[jplvr]

so you're saying jeep is fishing us

 

[General Malaise]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better. Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

I've had the same pair for at least 6 or 7 years. Maybe longer because I think I bought them before I had kids and my oldest is 8.Don't smell.

Maybe it's just my feet, but I run through about 2-3 pairs a summer. But I wear them just about every day.

 

[jplvr]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

 

[General Malaise]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Updated and fixed!

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I was the best man.

That's pretty solid work right there. I think that trumps passing out on the golf course in the golf cart at Mellyhole III .

Yep, totally hit the floor just before the vows were exchanged. Had to finish out the wedding in the church office. The toast at the reception was awkward.

 

[jplvr]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better. Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

I've had the same pair for at least 6 or 7 years. Maybe longer because I think I bought them before I had kids and my oldest is 8.Don't smell.

Maybe it's just my feet, but I run through about 2-3 pairs a summer. But I wear them just about every day.

It's not just you.

 

[jplvr]

I was the best man.

That's pretty solid work right there. I think that trumps passing out on the golf course in the golf cart at Mellyhole III .

Not when you consider I was having a conversation with you at the time.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better. Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

I've had the same pair for at least 6 or 7 years. Maybe longer because I think I bought them before I had kids and my oldest is 8.Don't smell.

Maybe it's just my feet, but I run through about 2-3 pairs a summer. But I wear them just about every day.

Same here. The only time I don't is at work and when I run. If you're wearing yours to work, that's why. Stress sweat.

 

[Kendall]

I'm transitioning into my second pair of flip flops for summer '10. I'm not sure I like them as much as my last pair, but they sure smell a lot better. Want to get rich? We should invent the odorless flip flops. How do we do that?

I've had the same pair for at least 6 or 7 years. Maybe longer because I think I bought them before I had kids and my oldest is 8.Don't smell.

Maybe it's just my feet, but I run through about 2-3 pairs a summer. But I wear them just about every day.

I'm not a flip flop guy, but I do love slip on loafer types with no socks, so the problem should be similar, and I don't really have any odor problems with them. Maybe febreeze them everyday?

 

[Early_10]

The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gad, Kev, Charv and if I missed anyone, please let me know.This thread is safeguarded by Rudnicki. He's got our back, and we've got his. Chip into the beer fund for Rude to keep this thread alive.A tribute to what was, what should be and what can be: The FFA

Quoted for posterity...and so you don't have to go back to the OP after reading YSR's post above.

Updated and fixed!

hack is gonna getcha

 

[Early_10]

STL, my sons gf gave him the sappiest card ever for his birthday. Front says "It's a Love Story" and inside says "and my happily ever after is you" while it plays Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone... that Taylor Swift song. Chicks like sappy.