GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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I wish Mrs. JTG gave out awards. She just call me a drunk.

Yeah, me too.

 

[Kendall]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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You should ask to see what the "Bob award" looks like.

 

[jplvr]

I would pay non-matinee movie price fare to have witnessed this live.

There was also the time I went to the pet store only to find 2 small bunnies. Called roommate and he said it was way too long since the last feeding, so he'd just have to pay me back the $40. Brought the bunnies home, but put them in a smaller aquarium in another room, waiting on my roommate because while I wasn't "scared" of the snake, I wasn't always happy about being the guy grabbing her out of her enclosure. I left the house for a bit myself for some food and when I returned, our female roommate was holding one bunny in the living room, stroking it's fur like it was a new pet. She asked me something, but I was just stunned. I wasn't sure what to say because that rabbit wasn't a pet, it was food. I guess she sensed my dilema while I stood there silently as she dropped the bunny onto the floor and stormed out of the house for work yelling, "#### you. I hate both of you." She returned a few hours later, took one room at the now empty "bunny tank," and slammed her bedroom door without a word being said.Then there was the time another friend had a girlfriend who didn't want her guinea pig any longer. He said he'd give it to his sister, but you can probably figure out the rest. He said remorse didn't really sink in until a year or two later when the girl asked him about how his sister and the guinea pig were doing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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You should ask to see what the "Bob award" looks like.

I'll report back.

Also, my youngest son Dylan, 3, has now taken a liking to acting like a dog. Cal calls him Pup-Pup and he takes it as far as eating directly off his plate.

WTMF

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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I wish Mrs. JTG gave out awards. She just call me a drunk.

Yeah, me too.

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

Link to pic?

 

[Kendall]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

 

[Bonzai]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

Still probably not worth it, though.

 

[Kendall]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

Still probably not worth it, though.

I'm more of a slapstick/crude humor guy than dark comedies, so I doubt I'll tie the knot anytime soon.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Here's an example of why I'm dumber than the rest of you.

I purchased 1/2 pound of fresh Dungeness Crab to throw into the crawfish boil

I'm going to read further, but I believe your problem started here.

I should have broken that paragraph up a little better for my Alabama friends. :( One of the vendors at the market was selling crawfish he pulled out of the Columbia River. As it was getting close to the end of the day (meaning these guys are willing to deal) I made him an offer for all the crawfish he had (which was about 20 or so) and got a great deal. Of course, the kids who were playing with them weren't too happy with the white haired man who was about to kill their new toys, but so be it. I bought the crab separately and for another night.

The crawfish turned out fantastic. Brought a bunch of beer and Old Bay to a boil, tossed in the corn, onions, potatoes and some habenero sausage. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Glad your kid got to have an appetizer

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, it's better to be a little bit of an outsider.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

you drink too much.Happy?

 

[Chiwawa]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

Still probably not worth it, though.

I'm more of a slapstick/crude humor guy than dark comedies, so I doubt I'll tie the knot anytime soon.

There's plenty of slapstick and crude humor in marriage.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

"Sometimes I watch the show Prison Break, and I think to myself, 'This show would really have a deeper meaning if I'd actually served time.'"

 

[Bonzai]

"Sometimes I watch the show Prison Break, and I think to myself, 'This show would really have a deeper meaning if I'd actually served time.'"

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

Still probably not worth it, though.

I'm more of a slapstick/crude humor guy than dark comedies, so I doubt I'll tie the knot anytime soon.

There's plenty of slapstick and crude humor in marriage.

"I usually use my fist." [/TB]

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

Link to pic?

Bob's being mean.

 

[Early_10]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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I wish Mrs. JTG gave out awards. She just call me a drunk.

Complain when she's wrong. Bob is a KC legend.

 

[the rover]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

stop doing everything you like, and then set fire to half your money. close enough.

 

[Early_10]

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

Link to pic?

Fully clothed? (optional)

 

[Sideshow Bob]

kendall, can you find a dog capable of telling you you're wrong 3 times a day? If so, have him kick off this exchange with you each of those times. Report back in a few weeks.

"You're wrong."

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm right."

"Fine. You must be right because I always HAVE to be wrong."

"No, you don't HAVE to be. It just always seems to work out that way. I can't really help that."

"Yes, I'm sure it must feel SOOOOOOO good to be right all the time."

"Somehow it's not as much fun as you'd think."

*dog storms off and doesn't want to have sex anymore*

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

omg lolz

 

[Kendall]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

you drink too much.Happy?

Of course! I'm drunk@!

 

[Kendall]

kendall, can you find a dog capable of telling you you're wrong 3 times a day? If so, have him kick off this exchange with you each of those times. Report back in a few weeks.

"You're wrong."

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm right."

"Fine. You must be right because I always HAVE to be wrong."

"No, you don't HAVE to be. It just always seems to work out that way. I can't really help that."

"Yes, I'm sure it must feel SOOOOOOO good to be right all the time."

"Somehow it's not as much fun as you'd think."

*dog storms off and doesn't want to have sex anymore*

My dog already doesn't want to have sex with me without telling me no.

 

[Kendall]

 

[zander_s]

kendall, can you find a dog capable of telling you you're wrong 3 times a day? If so, have him kick off this exchange with you each of those times. Report back in a few weeks. "You're wrong.""No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.""Fine. You must be right because I always HAVE to be wrong.""No, you don't HAVE to be. It just always seems to work out that way. I can't really help that.""Yes, I'm sure it must feel SOOOOOOO good to be right all the time.""Somehow it's not as much fun as you'd think." *dog storms off and doesn't want to have sex anymore*

And every 28 days or so have the dog do this for 72 hours straight!

 

[EYLive]

I heard applying peanutbutter to your anoos helps move things along.

 

[General Malaise]

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I feel like I need to have or have had a wife to really fit in here.

Still probably not worth it, though.

 

[KGB]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Also, my youngest son Dylan, 3, has now taken a liking to acting like a dog. Cal calls him Pup-Pup and he takes it as far as eating directly off his plate.

WTMF

LINK?

 

[General Malaise]

Here's an example of why I'm dumber than the rest of you.

I purchased 1/2 pound of fresh Dungeness Crab to throw into the crawfish boil

I'm going to read further, but I believe your problem started here.

I should have broken that paragraph up a little better for my Alabama friends. One of the vendors at the market was selling crawfish he pulled out of the Columbia River. As it was getting close to the end of the day (meaning these guys are willing to deal) I made him an offer for all the crawfish he had (which was about 20 or so) and got a great deal. Of course, the kids who were playing with them weren't too happy with the white haired man who was about to kill their new toys, but so be it. I bought the crab separately and for another night.

The crawfish turned out fantastic. Brought a bunch of beer and Old Bay to a boil, tossed in the corn, onions, potatoes and some habenero sausage. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Glad your kid got to have an appetizer

Yeah, it wasn't a lot and the idea was for everybody to just have a few with dinner to follow. But after we got done eating all the crawfish, corn, potatoes, sausage, onions....we were ALL full. My boys loved the crawfish though.

 

[General Malaise]

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

Link to pic?

Bob's being mean.

i bet she bleeds gravy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

Link to pic?

Bob's being mean.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Complain when she's wrong. Bob is a KC legend.

Thanks E.

I just wish Mrs. JTG would talk to me.

Link to pic?

Fully clothed? (optional)

Of course not.

LINK?

EXACTLY what I thought of. My blood pressure is the only thing that is normal with me, until feedin' time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

kendall, can you find a dog capable of telling you you're wrong 3 times a day? If so, have him kick off this exchange with you each of those times. Report back in a few weeks. "You're wrong.""No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.""Fine. You must be right because I always HAVE to be wrong.""No, you don't HAVE to be. It just always seems to work out that way. I can't really help that.""Yes, I'm sure it must feel SOOOOOOO good to be right all the time.""Somehow it's not as much fun as you'd think." *dog storms off and doesn't want to have sex anymore*

*sigh*

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.

 

[McJose]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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Just get yourself a FB account, Nancy.

 

[urbanhack]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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Just get yourself a FB account, Nancy.

 

[Josie Maran]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

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Just get yourself a FB account, Nancy.

I'd love to see some SLB updates.

 

[Chiwawa]

I'd love to see some SLB updates.

And you get to be friends with Studs. At this point that's the primary reason I have a FB account.

 

[Sammy3469]

I just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.

Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it works

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'd love to see some SLB updates.

And you get to be friends with Studs. At this point that's the primary reason I have a FB account.

Having Studs as a friend really tempted me to set up a FB account. I just have way too many customers (thankfully) and I really don't need them following my shenanigans. Not to mention Mrs. SLB and any other member of my family that would actually set up a FB account. I guess I could set one up under SLB but that is pretty much what this is isn't it?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.

Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it works

I need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I'd love to see some SLB updates.

And you get to be friends with Studs. At this point that's the primary reason I have a FB account.

Having Studs as a friend really tempted me to set up a FB account. I just have way too many customers (thankfully) and I really don't need them following my shenanigans. Not to mention Mrs. SLB and any other member of my family that would actually set up a FB account. I guess I could set one up under SLB but that is pretty much what this is isn't it?

Pretty much, yeah. I went this route. It's basically useless unless you put some kind of effort into it.

 

[urbanhack]

I'd love to see some SLB updates.

And you get to be friends with Studs. At this point that's the primary reason I have a FB account.

Having Studs as a friend really tempted me to set up a FB account. I just have way too many customers (thankfully) and I really don't need them following my shenanigans. Not to mention Mrs. SLB and any other member of my family that would actually set up a FB account. I guess I could set one up under SLB but that is pretty much what this is isn't it?

Set them us as a separate group of "friends." only let them see certain updates. Or you create an "innerwebs" group of friends and only make posts that they will see. Lot's of ways around this GB.

 

[Sammy3469]

I just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.

Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it works

I need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.

...they have crystal vases that run $150-200 bucks. The one that looks like a football is like $200 and is heavy as hell and hard to break (believe me I've tried)Believe me, third to jewelry and hiring a cleaning lady, anything in that stupid teal box works like a charm.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.

Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it works

I need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.

http://crystalheadvodka.com/agw.php

 

[General Malaise]

See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:

Life is completely awesome of course I wish it wouldn't end. I'm in Paris right now. Bottle of wine at a cafe. Been touring around NW Europe for a month. Kinda miss the states though. A little road weary. I did get to stop in and chat a couple times and say hi but I missed you.How is life with new Mrs GM? Sorry I missed your big party, work hit an apex right then as we were launching a new application (this was why I went to Europe). I'm sure it was a blast, and wish I could have seen it.I had a spacecake in Amsterdam and thought about you before I lost my mind. It was awesome. I also started eating meat and had a bunch of absinthe and strange experiences recently. I'm also totally drunk right now and have been drunk for a few weeks.The Mrs. says hi from across the table and we love you!

It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from. I think.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:

Life is completely awesome of course I wish it wouldn't end. I'm in Paris right now. Bottle of wine at a cafe. Been touring around NW Europe for a month. Kinda miss the states though. A little road weary. I did get to stop in and chat a couple times and say hi but I missed you.How is life with new Mrs GM? Sorry I missed your big party, work hit an apex right then as we were launching a new application (this was why I went to Europe). I'm sure it was a blast, and wish I could have seen it.I had a spacecake in Amsterdam and thought about you before I lost my mind. It was awesome. I also started eating meat and had a bunch of absinthe and strange experiences recently. I'm also totally drunk right now and have been drunk for a few weeks.The Mrs. says hi from across the table and we love you!

It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from. I think.

That's awesome

 

[urbanhack]

See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:

Life is completely awesome of course I wish it wouldn't end. I'm in Paris right now. Bottle of wine at a cafe. Been touring around NW Europe for a month. Kinda miss the states though. A little road weary. I did get to stop in and chat a couple times and say hi but I missed you.How is life with new Mrs GM? Sorry I missed your big party, work hit an apex right then as we were launching a new application (this was why I went to Europe). I'm sure it was a blast, and wish I could have seen it.I had a spacecake in Amsterdam and thought about you before I lost my mind. It was awesome. I also started eating meat and had a bunch of absinthe and strange experiences recently. I'm also totally drunk right now and have been drunk for a few weeks.The Mrs. says hi from across the table and we love you!

It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from. I think.

brittney spears?