General Malaise
Footballguy
DAMN IT!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.I think.
Welll that was fun. out of ideas now.
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Welll that was fun. out of ideas now.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
the meat-eating gave it away...DAMN IT!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
GTGG was my guess.DAMN IT!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.I think.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I have a cousin in the jewelry business, diamonds, emeralds, pearls, sapphires, gold, silver, platinum, she has it all. Jewelry hasn't excited her for at least a decade. About a year ago I took a bunch of it out of her jewelry drawer and put it in the safe for "safe keeping." I need to move that now that I'm thinking about it.I need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it worksI just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.
Anyhow, she never missed any of. I'll never buy another piece of jewelry again.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
E-mail I just got from a client in Mexico:
General Malaise
Footballguy
She eats meat.GTGG was my guess.DAMN IT!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
She eats meat.GTGG was my guess.DAMN IT!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I gave her some sort of Cardinal charm bracelet for Christmas last year or something.Maybe I'll just get her a case of wine.
YSR
Footballguy
Crystal Gale wigBottle of Crystal PepsiCrystal MethYWIAI need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it worksI just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
She's going to have to make her own like I did.Crystal Gale wigBottle of Crystal PepsiI need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it worksI just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.
Crystal Meth
YWIA
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm gonna venture a guess here....not listed as a strength on your résumé - Decision Making.Dude, buy her a few dresses that are a size too small and let her do the rest. WA LA.
Kendall
I heart waffles
I think I'm going to go to Comic Con next year
Some of the get-ups in that slide show are nuts. I imagine bars around this event during afterhours have to be hilarious.
Some of the get-ups in that slide show are nuts. I imagine bars around this event during afterhours have to be hilarious.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Don't you make my brown eyes BLUEEEEEEEE.....
desert rose
Footballguy
So like, can't you just wander into an upscale department store? They have fine china, silver flatwear, and......... crystal!She's going to have to make her own like I did.Crystal Gale wigBottle of Crystal PepsiI need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it worksI just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.
Crystal Meth
YWIA
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
adam and eve dot com
Search: crystal
Search: crystal
EYLive
Footballguy
Chiwawa
Footballguy
She eats meat.GTGG was my guess.DAMN IT!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
What gave me away?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Actually, I'm pretty good at decision making. My life is sort of like a multiple choice test that I do quite well on but I blow the essay question at the end bringing down my overall score. Kendall, guess what the essay part of my life is called.She has so many clothes it's silly. She buys new clothes all the time. Were I to present her with clothes that were a couple of sizes too small, she would think I had a girlfriend.
Oh and
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SofaKings
Footballguy
Easy one!brittney spears?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I don't think that will work with our laserdisc player.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Aloof
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
This stuff happens in all kinds of districts. A couple of years ago a guy that taught at the most expensive private HS in town (my alma mater) was administering oral exams to a 16 year old off campus.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
sweet beerspot shirt
McJose
Footballguy
Look at those legs! Makes GM look like George Hamiliton.I'm really calling into question his ethnic heritage.
YSR
Footballguy
st louis escort service dot com forward slash crystal dot htmNSFWI need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it worksI just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Brit>hi!
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
She looks like a smart girl.
krista4
Footballguy
Was it from me?See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
krista4
Footballguy
Google "Sioux Sinner" or even "Sioux Sinner Comic Con". When I was married to the first Mr. krista4, I gave him the $$ to start a business selling Art Nouveau art, among other things. He started going to Comic Con (10 years ago) on the theory that these nerds who saved up their money by living in their parents' basements and spending $10K on a comic book would eat up the type of art he dealt in. He now makes a KILLING every year selling at Comic Con, and his bestest friend in the world is Sioux Sinner, whom you'll understand why I mention when you see her.
Crazy-### people. Large part of the reason he's the former Mr. krista4.
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McJose
Footballguy
This former student of mine (I think he's probably 21 now) posted a pic of himself and I think his GF at Comicon. He's actually a pretty cool kid. Plays guitar in a band. In the Comicon pic he's in costume. I think it is some sort of superhero. Black and blue unitard and what looks like a Batman-type mask.I posted "Which Pokemon are you supposed to be?"
Aloof
Footballguy
One of his better efforts in the past several months.I still hope he gets lupus of the ######, though.
jplvr
Footballguy
Peanut butter.ywMy dog already doesn't want to have sex with me without telling me no.kendall, can you find a dog capable of telling you you're wrong 3 times a day? If so, have him kick off this exchange with you each of those times. Report back in a few weeks.
"You're wrong."
"No, I'm pretty sure I'm right."
"Fine. You must be right because I always HAVE to be wrong."
"No, you don't HAVE to be. It just always seems to work out that way. I can't really help that."
"Yes, I'm sure it must feel SOOOOOOO good to be right all the time."
"Somehow it's not as much fun as you'd think."
*dog storms off and doesn't want to have sex anymore*
krista4
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
The string of fictitious texts from woz to his gf while she's out partying and he's dogsitting are gold, Jerry, gold.
jplvr
Footballguy
She eats meat.GTGG was my guess.DAMN IT!
I type lol sometimes in e-mails and what not, but this thread is usually the source of audible laughter these days.Brit ate meat? I'm guessing fish. No way he ate red meat. MAYBE chicken. I want to go on a drug-enduced trek across Europe. 
charvik
Footballguy
See if you can guess which FBG this is from the following email received today:
It's a little less gay once you realize who it's from.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
Thank you.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
If you like HR derbies, it's great. Otherwise don't bother.
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